NationStates Jolt Archive

Welcome, weaklings and cuckolds! I am Captain Defoe, Supreme Captain of the Tutaskean Sea Raiders. We are a seafaring group of Native Ghandlaese on the ocean planet of Ghandallah. We declare Ghandallah free of any intereference by the Hooman nations.
Any vessel found in Ghandalean waters will be attacked and boarded. Those found on it will be thrown to the Leviathans in the water and the mergladon sharks.
Needless to say, the megladon, the Sea God of Tutaskean raiders, finds Hooman flesh tasty. At 34 ft long, able to attack a Leviathan and devour it, they should find your exploiters tasty morsels.
You should know this is a religious festival for us; their is aschooling of Leviathans to lay their eggs on the Sacred Isles. The Great Sea God demands sacrafices, and we would really much rather fedd God you then us. So do us a favor, come here so we can have some sacraficial victims to feed them!!
We also demand that the New Agean States in the so called-New Agean ipthmus cease and desisist their trade of their Hooman intoxicants and drugs to the native Ghandaleans. We need your Hooman trash to make our lads dopeheads like you. For those caught dealing, we will stake you out in high tide for eith ther God to eat you or the Leviathans to feed their soon to be hatched young on your flesh. And oh yes, to hear youe musical screams as well.
As for women, we have use for them. The lads are a little...bored, and soft, Hooman flesh withy that intixicating musk they spray will slack our boredom and ...other needs as well. So ladies, if you want to bump uglies with a scaled, webtoed, goggle-eyed Ghandalean Tutaskean Sea Raider, get into the water for a bit. The last one was fun and tstay too! Your flesh is so delicious roasted-a nice change from fish!! :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :fluffle:

The 1st, 2nd and 3rd Wirrawayan fleets have been dispatched to Ghandelean waters to utterly destroy the worthless and weak pirates that inhabit them, unless they withdraw their despicable statement.

Each fleet contains

1 Yorktown CVM: 95 JSF, 10 S-3C Viking, 5 Hawkeye, 12 Sea-king Helicopters
2 Nimitz CVN-24 F-14, 36 FA/18 Super Hornet, 4 AWACS, 4 Prowlers, 8 Vikings, 8 Sea-King Helicopters.
2 Iowa class battleships
4 Ticonderoga class cruisers
6 Arleigh Burke Class destroyers
6 Kidd Class destroyers
3 Seawolf Class SSNs

ooc-why does very Noob use the sniper and M-4 smiley its really stupid
ic-The cardinal heard this report. "Ha HA HA, They are fools. It is probably just a large Great white. Anyway, the only true God is Jesus. I will dispatch missionarys"
20 large warships from the Cherry ridge navy were enroute to the TSR. On board were soldiers, priests and sailors. They arrived, left the larger ships and went ashore. The commander of this group said, "I claim this land for Cherry ridge in the name of the almighty God." The priests cheered. The soldiers raised their Ak47s and cheered. A cherry ridge flag was planted along with a crucifix. They were here to conquer and evangelise.
ooc-This is modeled after the Spanish colonization on the americas except in modern times.

Not about to let Cherry Ridge have all the fun, Wirraway send its 3 fleets along 8 Wasp II assault carriers and numerous cargo ships to begin colonization operations.

Lets split it in half. I get eastern half and you get the western half. deal?

(Said the Emperor to the Cardinal Archbishop of Christopolis, in the privacy of the Cardinal's study, "What better way than a Holy Crusade to increase the zeal of our people for the True Faith?" The Cardinal was doubtful, and dissuaded the Emperor from direct military involvement, but was agreeable to providing spiritual and humanitarian support.)

His Catholic Majesty Marcus Maximus, by the grace of God Emperor of Christus Victor, to His Eminence the Cardinal Primate of Cherry Ridge, greetings,

We are pleased to be able to support your endeavors to civilize and Christianize the bloodstained heathen Tutaskeans, who know not Our Lord nor
the ways of Godly nations. While we have no material or territorial claims against this land or its people, we are sending missionary priests and sisters
to lead them to the True Church. The printing press of our central university at Christopolis is prepared to supply 50, 000 copies of the Holy Scripture in their own language. We are also providing doctors, nurses, teachers and engineers, to build and staff schools and medical clinics, that the Word may be accompanied by the corporal and spiritual works of mercy.

Given this eighteenth day of September, in the year of Our Lord two thousand four,

Marcus Maximus D.G. Imperator

Lets split it in half. I get eastern half and you get the western half. deal?

Sounds good to me.

(Said the Emperor to the Cardinal Archbishop of Christopolis, in the privacy of the Cardinal's study, "What better way than a Holy Crusade to increase the zeal of our people for the True Faith?" The Cardinal was doubtful, and dissuaded the Emperor from direct military involvement, but was agreeable to providing spiritual and humanitarian support.)

His Catholic Majesty Marcus Maximus, by the grace of God Emperor of Christus Victor, to His Eminence the Cardinal Primate of Cherry Ridge, greetings,

We are pleased to be able to support your endeavors to civilize and Christianize the bloodstained heathen Tutaskeans, who know not Our Lord nor
the ways of Godly nations. While we have no material or territorial claims against this land or its people, we are sending missionary priests and sisters
to lead them to the True Church. The printing press of our central university at Christopolis is prepared to supply 50, 000 copies of the Holy Scripture in their own language. We are also providing doctors, nurses, teachers and engineers, to build and staff schools and medical clinics, that the Word may be accompanied by the corporal and spiritual works of mercy.

Given this eighteenth day of September, in the year of Our Lord two thousand four,

Marcus Maximus D.G. Imperator
Thank you for the help. Since you don't want land but just to convert, I will provide protection. our priests can work together. Also, Sisters of mercy from CR will work with your sisters. Thanks for the help.


Wirrawar-I hope we can coexist

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Thank you for the help. Since you don't want land but just to convert, I will provide protection. our priests can work together. Also, Sisters of mercy from CR will work with your sisters. Thanks for the help.


Wirrawar-I hope we can coexist

I have no doubt in my mind that we can.