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(I apologize for this, this is, in addition to yet another attack on Hataria, a parody of something Ronald Reagan did in 1984. This is also a last-ditch attempt to knock some sense into him)

Kaiser Alec Mannerheim-Alessandri was speaking at a press confrence, when he said the following: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to tell you I've signed legislation that outlaws Hataria forever- we begin bombing in five minutes." The audience stopped to laugh. "Oh- this time, I'm serious."

All over Sevaris, B-52s and Tu-142s took to the skies. ICBMs were prepared for launch.

OOC: Really no way you can get out of this one. Surrender now, and I may show you mercy.

OOC: lol

(I apologize for this, this is, in addition to yet another attack on Hataria, a parody of something Ronald Reagan did in 1984. This is also a last-ditch attempt to knock some sense into him)

Kaiser Alec Mannerheim-Alessandri was speaking at a press confrence, when he said the following: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to tell you I've signed legislation that outlaws Hataria forever- we begin bombing in five minutes." The audience stopped to laugh. "Oh- this time, I'm serious."

All over Sevaris, B-52s and Tu-142s took to the skies. ICBMs were prepared for launch.

OOC: Really no way you can get out of this one. Surrender now, and I may show you mercy.

Shut up you Communist.

Shut up you Communist.

Ok- Anyone who talks to me knows that I AM NOT A COMMUNIST. I am a Conservative. Some may even accuse me of being borderline fascist, but that's irrelevant. I'm not a Communist.

Ok- Anyone who talks to me knows that I AM NOT A COMMUNIST. I am a Conservative. Some may even accuse me of being borderline fascist, but that's irrelevant. I'm not a Communist.

You act like a Communist.

You act like a Communist.

Do I collectivize farms? No.
Do I shoot people on the charge of being "enemies of the people"? No.
Do I nationalize industry? No.

Tell me how I'm acting like a communist.

Do I collectivize farms? No.
Do I shoot people on the charge of being "enemies of the people"? No.
Do I nationalize industry? No.

Tell me how I'm acting like a communist.

OOC: Hataria, like most other political nim-rods of the day, can't distinguish between different governmental/economic forms... Most likely he is a fascist that doesn't even know he's fascist, because he's been convinced then nominal conservatism is liberal. Part of the self-dilusional principles that lets fascism grow, when a majority of the co-horts are so blind they can't see it.

OOC: do i have to take out the giant radioactive soldier of doom?

OOC: do i have to take out the giant radioactive soldier of doom?

OOC: On whom?

Hilarious

The Nation of 0Tom ob behalf of the Region of Omega Faction declares war on Roycelandia to defend the nation Sevaris and we are sending troops now to fight this cuase and we are arming our Wepons of Mass Duestruction which will and can be used with the next 120 hours.
The Force on its way

2,000,000 Troops
3000 Battleships
3000 Aircraft Carriers with 75 Fighters on each ship

The Nation of 0Tom ob behalf of the Region of Omega Faction declares war on Roycelandia to defend the nation Sevaris and we are sending troops now to fight this cuase and we are arming our Wepons of Mass Duestruction which will and can be used with the next 120 hours.
The Force on its way

2,000,000 Troops
3000 Battleships
3000 Aircraft Carriers with 75 Fighters on each ship

Roycelandia didn't do anything.

OOC: Talk about godmoding lol

Yes wrong nation i ment Sevaris

(I apologize for this, this is, in addition to yet another attack on Hataria, a parody of something Ronald Reagan did in 1984. This is also a last-ditch attempt to knock some sense into him)

Kaiser Alec Mannerheim-Alessandri was speaking at a press confrence, when he said the following: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to tell you I've signed legislation that outlaws Hataria forever- we begin bombing in five minutes." The audience stopped to laugh. "Oh- this time, I'm serious."

All over Sevaris, B-52s and Tu-142s took to the skies. ICBMs were prepared for launch.

OOC: Really no way you can get out of this one. Surrender now, and I may show you mercy.

Good one. Reagan said that during a microphone test actually. But still amusing nonetheless.


The Nation of 0Tom ob behalf of the Region of Omega Faction declares war on Roycelandia to defend the nation Sevaris and we are sending troops now to fight this cuase and we are arming our Wepons of Mass Duestruction which will and can be used with the next 120 hours.
The Force on its way

2,000,000 Troops
3000 Battleships
3000 Aircraft Carriers with 75 Fighters on each ship

Will someone please change his diaper.

I hate to say this but Hatarias position is under threat.
First Nathan F and now O Tom are both Godmodding merrily away.

I hate to say this but Hatarias position is under threat.
First Nathan F and now O Tom are both Godmodding merrily away.

Just gotta wait on Sephrioth to show up...

Just gotta wait on Sephrioth to show up...
What to ensure all the best Godmodders meet up together?

The Nation of 0Tom ob behalf of the Region of Omega Faction declares war on Roycelandia to defend the nation Sevaris and we are sending troops now to fight this cuase and we are arming our Wepons of Mass Duestruction which will and can be used with the next 120 hours.
The Force on its way

2,000,000 Troops
3000 Battleships
3000 Aircraft Carriers with 75 Fighters on each ship

LOL... I think this is the first time anyone's ever declared war on me over an incident I'm not involved in and have nothing to do with...

Fortunately, he seems to have realised his mistake, because His Majesty was that close to ordering 0Tom be crushed by the Imperial Guard and turned into a Roycelandian Colony... ;)

What to ensure all the best Godmodders meet up together?

No for sh*** & giggles

Just gotta wait on Sephrioth to show up...

seph ignored him....

make of that what you will.

seph ignored him....

make of that what you will.

WOW!

(I apologize for this, this is, in addition to yet another attack on Hataria, a parody of something Ronald Reagan did in 1984. This is also a last-ditch attempt to knock some sense into him)

Kaiser Alec Mannerheim-Alessandri was speaking at a press confrence, when he said the following: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to tell you I've signed legislation that outlaws Hataria forever- we begin bombing in five minutes." The audience stopped to laugh. "Oh- this time, I'm serious."

All over Sevaris, B-52s and Tu-142s took to the skies. ICBMs were prepared for launch.

OOC: Really no way you can get out of this one. Surrender now, and I may show you mercy.

OOC: that was hilarious, I love Reagan. A great man and a great President, a shame his last decade on this Earth was in such pain. I cried during Michael Reagan's speech and the tribute at the RNC.

OOC: that was hilarious, I love Reagan. A great man and a great President, a shame his last decade on this Earth was in such pain. I cried during Michael Reagan's speech and the tribute at the RNC.

OOC: A great man indeed. Reagan was one of the better presidents of the 20th Century.

aand im tring to improve my rping skills

OOC: A great man indeed. Reagan was one of the better presidents of the 20th Century.

I don't know who I like more, Teddy or Reagan.

aand im tring to improve my rping skills
Any chance of improving yor spelling whilst you're there???
All the great godmodders are here. HAIL!!!

and im tring to improve my rping skills

LIES!

The Nation of 0Tom ob behalf of the Region of Omega Faction declares war on Roycelandia to defend the nation Sevaris and we are sending troops now to fight this cuase and we are arming our Wepons of Mass Duestruction which will and can be used with the next 120 hours.
The Force on its way

2,000,000 Troops
3000 Battleships
3000 Aircraft Carriers with 75 Fighters on each ship
OOC: So, you have wmd's. Better not let Dubya find out. lol.

II has become so INTERESTING. not only do we get the worst RPers, but we also get some of the most serious. I love my life. I could never go the NS forum. It's so boring...

OOC: So, you have wmd's. Better not let Dubya find out. lol.
Dubya wouldn't care.
He'll claim he has WMD's even if he doesn't. The fact that he does is a mere advantage.:)

LIES!
no its true.

Honestly. It might take a while, but he actually has made a solid effort that way.

The "Improve or ignore" ultimatum has finnally be taken up on.

He did see fit to Ignore Hataria, which frankly is a start.

I second the IGNORE movement.

A futher 500 More ships with small crews have been sent to set up a blockade against Sevaris you have 24 hours this is a declaration of War.

Press Statement.

"The Nation of 0Tom and the Region of Omega Faction have declared war on the nation of Sevaris due to it planing to Outlaw the nation of Hataria and them being a Nation of Idoits. A blockade has been set up and troops are being sent They are 6 hours away from attack position and 8 hours away from a complete invasion. If the Nation of Sevaris desist in its plans we will remove troops tahy have 72 hours befor we will use our Wepons of Mass Destruction. Thank you laddies and Gentlemen for listerning we apretiate your cooperation in this matter"

A futher 500 More ships with small crews have been sent to set up a blockade against Sevaris you have 24 hours this is a declaration of War.

Press Statement.

"The Nation of 0Tom and the Region of Omega Faction have declared war on the nation of Sevaris due to it planing to Outlaw the nation of Hataria and them being a Nation of Idoits. A blockade has been set up and troops are being sent They are 6 hours away from attack position and 8 hours away from a complete invasion. If the Nation of Sevaris desist in its plans we will remove troops tahy have 72 hours befor we will use our Wepons of Mass Destruction. Thank you laddies and Gentlemen for listerning we apretiate your cooperation in this matter"

AHH! SEPH III!

A futher 500 More ships with small crews have been sent to set up a blockade against Sevaris you have 24 hours this is a declaration of War. "The Armed Republic of 0Tom is a small, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16 million are rabid consumers,
[OOC] 500 ships, 0Tom? Rowboats? Sea Kayaks, maybe?

Add another n00b godmodder to the Ignore list ...

OOC: Hmmm, should get interesting ;)

A futher 500 More ships with small crews have been sent to set up a blockade against Sevaris you have 24 hours this is a declaration of War.

Press Statement.

"The Nation of 0Tom and the Region of Omega Faction have declared war on the nation of Sevaris due to it planing to Outlaw the nation of Hataria and them being a Nation of Idoits. A blockade has been set up and troops are being sent They are 6 hours away from attack position and 8 hours away from a complete invasion. If the Nation of Sevaris desist in its plans we will remove troops tahy have 72 hours befor we will use our Wepons of Mass Destruction. Thank you laddies and Gentlemen for listerning we apretiate your cooperation in this matter"

ooc: Does anyone Else hate it When people Randomly Capitalize words in their Sentences for No apparent Reason? It drives me Up a Friggin' wall.

ooc: Does anyone Else hate it When people Randomly Capitalize words in their Sentences for No apparent Reason? It drives me Up a Friggin' wall.

Aye.

Godmod Bowl II

Why nuke or render lands unhabitable?

Sharina has developed a special anti-godmod weapon. It is called the Sharizer.

What it does:

Fires an subspace beam towards the lands of the offending god-modder. Once the beam hits, the land fades into 5th dimension subspace, completely intact.

Then I will hold bids on the land. Upon final bid and sale, I shall release the land right next to the purchaser's landmass as an island or new part of the main landmass.

You can choose whether to keep the citizens on the god-modder's confiscated land, or kick them all out.

As of right now, the Sharizer is active and preparing to fire upon 0Tom. It cannot be countered, even by I.G.N.O.R.E. cannons fired by god-modders.



=============================

The Sharizer activates upon confirmation order from President Rand Veristek.

A loud hum could be heard as the large dish powers up. Arcs of bluish electric energy flashed across the dish, then erupted in a long line towards the horizon.

Several thousand miles away, the energy beam slammed into the center of the 0Tom landmass. It began fading out as if it was a phantom.

A enormous thunderclap could be heard as a flash of light erupted. It could be seen from the Moon.

Water roared to fill the void left by the now gone 0Tom landmass.



=======================

People, begin your bidding on 0Tom's land.

ooc I begrudge that

1 trillion USD

A futher 500 More ships with small crews have been sent to set up a blockade against Sevaris you have 24 hours this is a declaration of War.

Press Statement.

"The Nation of 0Tom and the Region of Omega Faction have declared war on the nation of Sevaris due to it planing to Outlaw the nation of Hataria and them being a Nation of Idoits. A blockade has been set up and troops are being sent They are 6 hours away from attack position and 8 hours away from a complete invasion. If the Nation of Sevaris desist in its plans we will remove troops tahy have 72 hours befor we will use our Wepons of Mass Destruction. Thank you laddies and Gentlemen for listerning we apretiate your cooperation in this matter"
Seriously,
Can't you all tell that this is a Hataria puppet???
1) afwul spelin.
2) Huge "fleats"
3) General Noobishness
4) WMD? For a september nation? I think not somehow.
5) He's protecting Hataria, do you know anyone who would do that?
6) ridiculous insults. "Outlaw the nation of Hataria and them being a Nation of Idoits"
I rest my case!

Seriously,
Can't you all tell that this is a Hataria puppet???
1) afwul spelin.
2) Huge "fleats"
3) General Noobishness
4) WMD? For a september nation? I think not somehow.
5) He's protecting Hataria, do you know anyone who would do that?
6) ridiculous insults. "Outlaw the nation of Hataria and them being a Nation of Idoits"
I rest my case!
*Runs 0Tom's posts through, Hataria/Seph puppet/n00b machine*
JESUS CHRIST! This is off the scale!

it's not one of mine

Ok i am leaving this RP now cos i just wanted to have fun and not be all serious

That sounds like a Hatarian post. I've noticed that neither one of them are on at the same time....coincidence...I THINK NOT!

Thank you thank you all. *stands and bows to wild applause*
I proved that Hataria and OTom are the same.

1 trillion USD

Sold.

Glad we could be of service. We sincerely hope that you will do business with us again.

Best Regards,
Director Anakin Skywalker
Director of Anti-Godmod Industries, Inc.

Money wired. It has been a pleasure stealing a country with you.

Crazed Marines:

Can I buy 1/4 of 0Tom's Capital City (whatever it's called). It'll sorta be like a Berlin, except we're not building a wall.

I'll rent it to you...just name a reasonable price.

I do not acept the selling of my land

OOC:If 0Tom was my puppet, his name won't be 0Tom, That is just dumb, What Stupid User would name his nation '0Tom'?

I do not acept the selling of my land

"ITD recognizes the sale of the 0Tom land." - Lt. General Dan Reck

On the global map displayed on the Emperor's desk, the land once known as 0Tom fades away and is replaced by the word "Crazed Marines".

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Have you not known that Hataria is recovering from a deadly war. You cannot just launch missles on him just because he is weak, I will side with Hataria on this one.


OCC - Your a n00bie communist, you deserve to be on the TNNN

:headbang: Wait, The TNNN is already monitering him

Have you not known that Hataria is recovering from a deadly war. You cannot just launch missles on him just because he is weak, I will side with Hataria on this one.


OCC - Your a n00bie communist, you deserve to be on the TNNN

:headbang: Wait, The TNNN is already monitering him

I am not a communist. Hataria is a nusiance to civilized society.

Have you not known that Hataria is recovering from a deadly war. You cannot just launch missles on him just because he is weak, I will side with Hataria on this one.


OCC - Your a n00bie communist, you deserve to be on the TNNN

:headbang: Wait, The TNNN is already monitering him
OOC: I hate to get involved in n00b wars myself, like to read 'em though, but I am forced to. Japanese People as a September nation you do not know the whole story of Hataria. You should really read the posts provided by TNNN they give alot of background on Hataria's nonexistant RPing skills. Hataria has acted like a n00b. He has severly GODMODded on several occasions. He numberwanks, meaning he posts forces that are too large for his populations or are not realistic. He never posts credible losses. He never admits defeat even when his nation has been nuked by several countries because of the sheer annoyance of his RPing ability. We aren't meanspirited people. We try to help people who do not know the decorum of the NS forums but their are always people who will never learn. These are labled n00bs. They do not play by the rules. They do things that are against the set rules for an RP and as such are IGNORED because they refuse to do good RPs and play by the set rules. I would not go defending these people they do not deserve defending. They are annoying pests. These are not normal newbies these are annoying n00bs who never learn and do these stunts just to get attention. Japanese People I would not start defending Hataria and flaming Sevaris.

We will be resending all trops and aircraft

These noob wars are pathetic. Have you talked to an administrator yet about getting ride of Hataria? I am sick of Hataria related threads clogging up the forum.

We will be resending all trops and aircraft

The Sharizer activates upon confirmation order from President Rand Veristek.

A loud hum could be heard as the large dish powers up. Arcs of bluish electric energy flashed across the dish, then erupted in a long line towards the horizon.

Several thousand miles away, the energy beam slammed into the center of the 0Tom forces. All the 0Tom forces began fading out as if they were phantoms.

A enormous thunderclap could be heard as a flash of light erupted. It could be seen from the Moon.

Water and air roared to fill the void left by the now gone 0Tom god-modded military. All 0Tom soldiers, pilots, and military personnel are dissolved into atoms in pure random patterns. Their gear, hardware, and material are left intact.

Bidding shall begin on 0Tom's military hardware. Place your bids and amount of hardware wanted, ladies and gentlemen.

The Workers Paradise of Rubberduckistan offers the symbolic one Quack for their boots, so we can give them to our farmworkers. ;)

The Workers Paradise of Rubberduckistan offers the symbolic one Quack for their boots, so we can give them to our farmworkers. ;)

0Tom's military boots sold to our friend Rubberduckistan.

Glad we could be of service. We sincerely hope that you will do business with us again.

Best Regards,
Anakin Skywalker
Director of Sharina's Anti-Godmod Industries, Inc.

OOC: Hope nobody else has done this yet

IC:


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