NationStates Jolt Archive

Today, the 1st Air Cav division from the air, and the 3rd(Mountain) Division of the Purple Berets from the land began operations in Northern Inakan(Turkey) They will try to end the threat from Mahitmal Muham's Islamic Extremeists. Any Nations wishing to expel Terrorists from the this region are welcome to join.

I'll be happy to help an ally. This is what we do to terrorists in RB:


WARNING!!!! The following is graphic and is NOT INTENDED FOR YOUNG AUDIENCES. READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.










1.Squirt a few drops of gasoline onto his eyeballs, then sprinkle gunpowder onto them. Then, light a match, and set them on fire. While they're on fire, tear them out, and stuff him up his nostrils until he's about to suffocate; then, pop them out.

2.Take a drill, turn it on, and drill all the way up his a**.

3.Peel off his buttcheeks, tiny piece by tiny piece, then grind them up, put them in a blender, and make a buttcheek shake; make him drink it.

4.Squish his balls into jelly, spread it on a piece of bread, and make him eat it.

5.Perform a sex-change operation on him...without anesthesia.

6.Rip out of his fingernails and toenails, one at a time.

7.Pinch his tongue with a pair of pliers, stretch it out, and then smash it with a sledgehammer.

8.Rip out every hair on his body, one by one.

9.Spank him with a crowbar 999,999,999,999,999 times.

10.Finally, throw him into a cage of sodomite gorillas, and let them finish him off, as the song, "I love you" (from Barney) plays in the background!

:confused: I'm not sure if that sacastic or serious.

:confused: I'm not sure if that sacastic or serious.

Serious. That's what we did to a man who kidnapped hundreds of children, and even killed a few of them.

OCC: Damn terrorists...On with the Buttcheek Smoothie!
Bombing Operations have begun on the Khzack Mountain Range, it will contine for 2 hours, then the 1st Air Cav division will helicopter to points thought to be held by Terrorists.

OCC: Damn terrorists...On with the Buttcheek Smoothie!

Lol :p

(Gets the blender ready)

Okay, let's get serious now...

Okay, let's get serious now...

Ahem. (Suppresses chuckle)

All right.

lol, BTW, RB where do you want your military base? (http://giantkiller54.250free.com/Inkana_map)

Anywhere is fine, thanks. :)

Holy Paradise's CTA(Counter Terrorism Army) of 40,000 will be sent with your permission, Inkana.

For a TBA member, sure.

Likewise, RB will send its special anti-terrorism division of 55,000 men to Inkana.

*Looks around and sees Allied forces dwarfing his own*
90,000 Purple Berets!

For a TBA member, sure.
OOC: Excellent

IC: Secretly, the entire HP CTA left for Motri City Naval Base, where they would load supplies onto their transports and then leave for the Northern Region of Inkana. The newly appointed General of the Armed Forces Benjamin(If you remember, Gen. Geofer betrayed the country by letting some terrorists get nuclear weapons and tried to assasinate President John. Instead, President John shot him to death.) ordered the men to get in the boats and they quietly sailed off into the distance. President John was present as they left and quietly said, "Godspeed, gentlemen. Godspeed."
He then got into his Presidental Transport and left for home to see his wife. Tomorrow, he would have to make a speech about it.

Preliminary Bombing has stopped.The 1,250 Hind Helicopters carring the 1st air cav then started to approach the mountaintops, first they poured in excess about 100,000 rockets into the numerous caves and overhangs, then under cover of Gattling Guns, the 10,000 special ops weilding Ak-44s and GMS-81 Sniper Rifles started their dangerous task; going into those ver caves and overhangs, and getting rid of any terrorists.

OCC: Sould somone RP the Terrorists?

"Quiet day, huh?" said a soldier to his friend. He put a cigarette up to his mouth and pulled out his lighter. Gen. Benjamin saw him and ran towards him. He snatched the lighter and burned his hand, but didn't even wince. Instead, he said, "You idiot! Do you know what would have happened if that lighter was lit and it dropped to the ground and then it started a fire? We all die! Right under us is a the ship's gas tank! Not to mention we'd be trapped in this boat. Now give me that cigarette and that carton." he yelled at the shaken private. The private quickly obeyed and Gen. Benjamin then hurled the lighter and the cigarettes out of the boat and into the water. "HP has a well-disciplined army and I don't want any of you ruining its reputation!" Gen. Benjamin barked. He then walked back to where he was standing. He smiled as he looked out of the window. There was Inkana.

OOC: Inkana do you have any ports my men could dock at?

Scardomin City on the Mediterranian Coast, Sinop on Black Sea coast.

"General, we have received word of where we may dock. Its the port of Scardomin City on the Mediterranian coast or the port of Sinop on the Black Sea coast." a soldier reported to Gen. Benjamin.

"What sea are we in right now?" replied the general.

"The Mediterranian. Those lights over there are Scardomin City," answered the soldier. He then pointed over to a great multitude of lights clustered together against the coast.

"We shall dock there then," the general said.

The ships soon reached the dock and the troops got off.

OOC: Inkana, could I have a description of Scardomin City please? I like to know my surroundings.

Scardomin City is a large coastal city surrounded by small hills. The right Wing of the city is mainly Goverment Buildings, embassies, and Council Buildings, with the Sultan's Palace in the middle on a hill overlooking the City. The ports are usually bustling with all types of ships, commerical, trade, and military. You men can stay in Fort Scardomin, a large military base housing The Imperial 1st Army, while your commanders and officers may stay at the Holy Paradise Embassy on Embassy row. Need anything else?

OOC: Nope that'll be perfect.

IC: As the troops entered the capital city they marveled at the sights: Large Council and Government Buildings. Several beautiful embassies on Embassy Row. And to the, like the cherry on the top of a sundae, the Sultan's Palace on the hill, overlooking the city like a sentinal. The troops entered Holy Paradise's Embassy and unpacked. They were then given free time to explore the town.

Your men can enjoy themselves at one of Scardomin's many restraunts, casinos and night clubs. You will be give free acess to all of these for being an ally.

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OOC: Thanks.

IC: The men and women were given access to every hot spot in town. Gen. Benjamin however ordered no entering any adult hot spots. This was against the HP Constitution

OOC: After the summit, I plan to release my country's constitution.

Gen. Benjamin was given a report on where their were high concentrations of terrorists and their training cells. He then decided tommorrow he would send in 25,000 troops to kick some extremist ass. He then went to bed.

It was soon morning. Gen. Benjamin woke up to a crisp, clear day in Scardomin City. The beautiful weather belied the true nature of why they were here. Gen. Benjamin ordered 25,000 men to Northern Inkana to fight terrorism. The troops picked up their weapons and loaded them. Here's a description of what my troops look like and are carrying each:

1 M16 fully loaded
4 M16 ammo cases
1 bullet-proof chest armor
1 bullet-proof army helmet
1 canteen of water
2 grenades
1 standard HP CTA uniform
1 night-vision goggles
1 headset walkie talkie


OOC; Sorry if these posts have been crappy. Its morning where I'm at still.

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