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Geymadeia, Hataria.

Today, HatariaTech, Inc has Begun Building Droids for The First Hatarian Droid Army, Thani Zuio says that 23,000 Droids are being built with 100,000 More on the way.

The Hatarians are also working on a Space Program and are planing to send The First Hatarian to the Moon.

Might one enquire as to the individual capabilities of these droids?

Might one enquire as to the individual capabilities of these droids?

Top Secret, but we will show you the Droids soon (OOC: I will show pics)

Might one explain how one can afford to build such a force?

Might one explain how one can afford to build such a force?


Oil from our Territories of Kuwait, Libya, and Algeria. It sells good in the North Pacific.

Official Imperial Statement-

Wow! The first ever droid army consrtucted using Comodore 64s, animal brains, and nuclear glass! How exciting!

Omfg, Hataria, JUST GIVE UP! No one cares anymore! You've soiled any amount of respect you ever had. Just crawl in a hole and hope that when you come out in 2-3 years we'll all forgot about you!

Official Imperial Statement-

Wow! The first ever droid army consrtucted using Comodore 64s, animal brains, and nuclear glass! How exciting!

I might test it out on you if you don't stop frameing me.

Official Imperial Statement-

Wow! The first ever droid army consrtucted using Comodore 64s, animal brains, and nuclear glass! How exciting!
ooc: lmao!!
ic: Official statement by the Corporate pr office
The Incorporated states would be willing to help Hataria test these droids...to see if they are as good as they...say they are...

I might test it out on you if you don't stop frameing me.
Here is where you went wrong. Droids are future/fantasy tech, while Doomingland and most other nations opposed against you are Modern/realistic tech. Therefore you cannot attack us.

Ganurath is willing to sell designs to Hataria of a Blastcloud Drone, a small floating robot that launches a blast of pellets at targets. Although useful only in crowd control on-planet, such a weapon can be devastating in the inertialess vacuum of space. Beads made of nuclear glass would be cheap and abundant ammunition for your nation.

Here is where you went wrong. Droids are future/fantasy tech, while Doomingland and most other nations opposed against you are Modern/realistic tech. Therefore you cannot attack us.

I am in fact The FIRST all Tech Nation EVER. so I can do it.

I am in fact The FIRST all Tech Nation EVER. so I can do it.You can only be one or the other. You cannot be both. Unless you use slightly above modern tech, such as myself. Still planetbound, but we pack material that could give any future tech nation hell.

Ganurath is willing to sell designs to Hataria of a Blastcloud Drone, a small floating robot that launches a blast of pellets at targets. Although useful only in crowd control on-planet, such a weapon can be devastating in the inertialess vacuum of space. Beads made of nuclear glass would be cheap and abundant ammunition for your nation.
Lemme see if I've got this straight ...

A robot ...

... that farts radioactive glass beads in your general direction? If ever a weapon was custom-designed for Hataria, this is it!


"You don't frighten us, Canan pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a Baka person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Jackdonia-king, you and your silly Sanctaphraxian kiniggets."

I am in fact The FIRST all Tech Nation EVER. so I can do it.
All tech?! HA! So if you start to lose(like always) you just call in your super-droids weilding plasma cannons. I don't think so bub.

This situation with Hataria is so sad it is just plain funny. I have now devolved into a fit of giggles at any mention of the name Hataria.

Here are two types of Droids I am Building, The Battle Droid and The Spider Droid

http://www.rpg-domain.de/TPM/bdroids.jpg

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/star_wars__episode_ii___attack_of_the_clones/starwarsdroids.jpg

Wow, he doesn't even use original designs! Great Jaaerararroooooorb there.

I am Planning on useing them soon, [i]real soon......[i]

I am planning on ignoring you soon, real soon..........

I have one unbeatable counter to your foolish noob tactics.

OOC: Hataria, maybe you should become a a fantasy nation where magic is abundant.

Remember? He's an All-Tech nation, he is everything and better than you because he can do anything!!1!!one!

I have one unbeatable counter to your foolish noob tactics.
The Ignore cannon (tm)? Although a last resort it would be understandable...

Actually its a friend's Ignore Cannon converted into an uber tank form. Tons of nifty features that only activate when extreme godmodding is detected. All of that for $0.50! I haven't purchased any yet, but I should... :D

-Official Ratheian Government Response-

The Ratheian Government would like to pass on this message to the leader of Hataria.

We have decided, after much consideration, to send a delegation to your borders weekly, where they will point and laugh in the direction of your capital city.

Any aggressive action taken by Hataria using their "droids" will be met with resistance from Ratheia and probably everyone else. As well as...laughter.

-Official Ratheian Government Response-

The Ratheian Government would like to pass on this message to the leader of Hataria.

We have decided, after much consideration, to send a delegation to your borders weekly, where they will point and laugh in the direction of your capital city.

Any aggressive action taken by Hataria using their "droids" will be met with resistance from Ratheia and probably everyone else. As well as...laughter.

Make sure they have standard NBC protection, since Hataria is a Nuclear Wasteland. ;)

OOC: Hataria, maybe you should become a a fantasy nation where magic is abundant.
OOC:
I find that offensive, dont try to dump him on US.

Here are two types of Droids I am Building, The Battle Droid and The Spider Droid

http://www.rpg-domain.de/TPM/bdroids.jpg

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/star_wars__episode_ii___attack_of_the_clones/starwarsdroids.jpg

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Outdated! Outmatched! Outgunned!

I foresee your battle droids becoming scrap metal as soon as they come out of the assembly line. And whatever happened to you being a nuclear wasteland?

OOC:
I find that offensive, dont try to dump him on US.I was about to suggest his nation specialize in ressurection spells akin to necromancy. Zombies are just as good as droids, and a lot easier to repair. Besides, it explains how his nation keeps coming back from the dead.

LOL! Or he might have invented cloning...

LOL! Or he might have invented cloning...

Don't give him any ideas. He might rip off the Kamino cloning program. -_-'

Don't give him any ideas. He might rip off the Kamino cloning program. -_-'

*chokes from laughter*

Inside one of HataroTech's Factroies

http://www.starwars.com/databank/organization/technounion/img/movie_sm.jpg

as you can see I am Building the Droid Army already, 200,000 Droids have been Built with 900,000 More well on The way.

*A five year old Doomingslandian walks into the droid factory. A droid attempts to stop him, but falls on its ass due to inferior programing. He then walks up to another droid, taps its, and it shatters into tiny radioactive pieces.*

http://users3.ev1.net/~rfet/swchpics/jawa.jpg

A special team of elite midgets hides and waits to ambush hataria's droids. They fired OMGLAZ3RS at the droids, and enslaved them.

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/6355/SWGallery/sandcrwl.jpg

all your droids are belong to us.

I am Now useing them to help Stop a Revot in Hatarian Libya.

And Star Wars fans world-wide cry.....aloud.....

ITD does not recognize the existance of such droids or robots. Our ITDGF could easily slice those bots in half with out arm blades, metal claws that are attached to the battle armor of all ITDGF (excellent for hand to hand combat.)


ooc: You cannot be a modern tech and have those types of weapons. You cannot be an all tech either, because that prospect is just plain silly.

Hataria, I would welcome you to try them out on me. I'm sure that my replicator bugs will enjoy picking all the metal off of your droids, and useing it to make more replicator bugs.


OOC: Psst...I'm future tech

OOC: Psst...I'm future tech

OOC: Really? Sounds like you're Stargate tech :p

OOC: Really? Sounds like you're Stargate tech :p

I am All Tech, THE first All-Tech Nation ever, I am hopeing to fight a all-tech war.

I am in fact The FIRST all Tech Nation EVER. so I can do it.
Not really. I post occasionally at different times in my nation's history, so that kinda makes me all tech, but I state when I do it. That's what seperates us real RPers from you posers!

Official statement: We are going to first test out your droids defensive capabilities. Especially their ability to withstand a 43,000 lb. bomb deing dropped on them. Time to bring out yer dead!

*The B-217s have taken off with the new GBU-86s loaded*

OOC: Really? Sounds like you're Stargate tech :p

basically, only i make little modifications here and there, to better suit my needs.
ex: A replicator bug being able to take over a human's body.

basically, only i make little modifications here and there, to better suit my needs.
ex: A replicator bug being able to take over a human's body.

OOC = Really? Sounds interesting. I assume they're just as difficult to stop...

I am All Tech, THE first All-Tech Nation ever, I am hopeing to fight a all-tech war.

*Auto-Translate ONLINE*

*Hataria -- English*

Translation complete:
"I am sick of being bombed into submission. I am THE worst loser ever, I am hoping to Godmod my way to victory against everyone."

OOC: Actually, I just say that they can be killed like anything else, I just think theres no point in saying that lasers and what-not dont effect them, like in the tv show, because it kinda borders on the line of godmodding, a line i wish not to cross.

OOC: Actually, I just say that they can be killed like anything else, I just think theres no point in saying that lasers and what-not dont effect them, like in the tv show, because it kinda borders on the line of godmodding, a line i wish not to cross.

OOC = Ah, probably a sensible decision. Those little gits make for tense TV, but they'd probably suck for RPs if you couldn't kill 'em...

/me prepares the OMFGIn00kzj00 cannon.
Swiftly followed by the OMGIGNORE cannon.
Thank you, that is all.

Der Republik Von Buechoria:

The whole parliament laughs hystarically at you:

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/IGS/IGS121/EV103-011.jpg

Hataria,
I invite you to gape in awe at the power of our muskets and our improved dirt road system!


PS: I am the first all low tech Nation EVER....oh...I gotta go...my Mom says its time for bed.

PS: I am the first all low tech Nation EVER....oh...I gotta go...my Mom says its time for bed.
Iakeokeo (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=349964) has pointy sticks and blue goo. Think they've got ya beat.

Realizing they are helpless before the awsome might of pointy sticks,Glozaria humbelly surrenders to Frisbeeteria.

Please let us live and do not take the dirt and rocks which is all we have.
(meekly offers the national dish of Dirty Rock Soup to tempt the Great Frisbeeteria).

//
That is unless you are Hareria. In that case we will attack you with our 3 bazillion Super Death Destroyers.

OOC, OOPS, was that godmoding? ..Ive been reading Hateria's posts so I cant really tell anymore.

Realizing they are helpless before the awsome might of pointy sticks,Glozaria humbelly surrenders to Frisbeeteria.
Frisbeeteria doesn't take prisoners, but cash is welcome. Or credit cards. Or gold, oil, unrefined ore, fine leather goods, whatever you have will be fine.

By the way, we weren't the low-tech nation. That was the Deeply Disturbed but Occasionally Humorous Nation of Iakeokeo. They probably wouldn't understand the request, though.

I am All Tech, THE first All-Tech Nation ever, I am hopeing to fight a all-tech war.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/Jadeite/incompetence.jpg

Sorry to bump this thread, but I had to post this.