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The defendant, Professor Mark Cyst, age 36, has been found guilty in a blatantly rigged and intentionally biased trial in a court of law, and the execution shall commence shortly. In RB, even mentioning communism- unless one is resoundingly condemning it- is punishable by death. Mark Cyst even went so far as to say, "Marx wasn't such a bad guy!" Thus, he was tried and found guilty of terrorism, subversion, and high treason. He will be executed tonight. Anyone who wishes to attend the execution may do so.

Any ideas for how the SOB should be executed?

Official Government Response-

Send 'em down to the H-bomb execution!

Official Government Response-

Send 'em down to the H-bomb execution!

Thanks, will do; but only after we put him through hours of agonizing and excruciating torture. Any ideas?

Secret Government Response-

Firstly, cut off his dick with a butter knife, and make him eat it raw. Next, repeat process with his balls. Afterwords, electrocute him a bunch of times, and club repeatedly. And while your at it, cut off various limbs, surgically remove various organs without any anestesia. Sound sadistic enough?

Official Statment from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

So... was this book leatherbound? If it was can we have it? And why ban saying the word communism? Eh, whatever. Das Kapital! Das Kapital! What a funny name...
-Minister of Foreign Affairs: Rosta Einvach

Official Government Response-

Send 'em down to the H-bomb execution!

Okay. Is it possible to broadcast it on live TV, though?

Secret Government Response-

Firstly, cut off his dick with a butter knife, and make him eat it raw. Next, repeat process with his balls. Afterwords, electrocute him a bunch of times, and club repeatedly. And while your at it, cut off various limbs, surgically remove various organs without any anestesia. Sound sadistic enough?

Perfect! Thanks very much!

Official Statment from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

So... was this book leatherbound? If it was can we have it? And why ban saying the word communism? Eh, whatever. Das Kapital! Das Kapital! What a funny name...
-Minister of Foreign Affairs: Rosta Einvach

No. The book was burned.

Okay. Is it possible to broadcast it on live TV, though?

I'll buy the rights, nothing is better than showing a good execution of a traitor to your populace.

I'll buy the rights, nothing is better than showing a good execution of a traitor to your populace.

Agreed. :p

The H-bomb will be broadcast live, and those with the rights to the gladiatorial games get it for free. If you want the rights, go to the thread concerning the execution.

Agreed. :p

Name your price, may we suggest that Doomingsland be in charge of the execution, he did such a marvellous job the terrorist/captain.

Name your price, may we suggest that Doomingsland be in charge of the execution, he did such a marvellous job the terrorist/captain.

The price is yours to name, actually.

And yes, we would very much like it if Skar tortured Mr. Cyst.

Very well, Skar is en route via his private plan (with the amount of travel he does to your country, he should get his own house and private terminal there.)

Very well, Skar is en route via his private plan (with the amount of travel he does to your country, he should get his own house and private terminal there.)

He can have those, if he wants. We'll start building a mansion and private terminal right away.

(OOC: By the way, I just read your execution of Swoverland in the other thread, and it was brilliant! Thanks!)

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The price is yours to name, actually.

And yes, we would very much like it if Skar tortured Mr. Cyst.

Would 2 million be fair?

Would 2 million be fair?

Sure!

Sure!

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