NationStates Jolt Archive


We've lost a missile.......

Maslawyia
18-09-2004, 00:08
In a rather embarrasing turn of events a serious of naval exercises lead to the loss of a cruise missile which was fired in an anti-missile exercise that did not quite work. We believe the missile has actually hit some place somewhere because it sent back an automatic message stating a successful hit. We urge the nation that was put under these unexpected circumstances to please tell us what has happened.

Secretary to Defence Minister General Vorshank
Crazed Marines
18-09-2004, 00:11
Uh, yeah...you kinda want to keep track of those things...
Maslawyia
18-09-2004, 00:14
Hence it was unexpected and we are attempting to find out what has happened.

Ministry of Defence
Muktar
18-09-2004, 00:21
An unidentified missile was downed by our missile defense systems earlier today. We were about to mobilize a strike force to attack the source when we heard your announcement. In summary:
Watch where you point that thing!
Crazed Marines
18-09-2004, 00:23
Uh, yeah, what he said...
Maslawyia
18-09-2004, 00:28
The missile was meant to b shot down by our own anti-missile systems but obvious something went wrong in our auto system. Thankfully no real damage has been down. Though we are confused our missile sent back a basic report which it only sends back when it has hit a target. We should not get a reply if the missile has been intercepted.
Are you sure it was our missile?

Ministry of Defence
Muktar
18-09-2004, 00:31
Part of our anti-missile system is a series of false target beacons on the uninhabited islands off our coast. The missile was drawn to one such beacon.
Maslawyia
18-09-2004, 00:39
We will take your word for it.

Ministry of Defence