NationStates Jolt Archive

ha! will you have pictures?

edit: why does my message appear ahead of yours, or is it just my computer?

Doomingsland Broadcasting Corporation-

"...in another random execution idea from the Department of Exectution Ideas, a spare 10 megaton hydrogen bomb is to be used in the executions of 300 murderers, rapists, and communists. The execution will take place in the Doom Valley Proving Grounds in one week, and will take the place of the gladiatorial games that particular day. In other news, in another robery of the cocopuffs factory, 5 ninjas were..."

OOC:Yes, that's right people, I'm using an H-bomb in an execution! This is pretty much out of sheer randomness, and to see how many people condemn me, and how many attempt to invade(if any). I think this is the first time this was done in NS, feel free to correct me, though.

ha! will you have pictures?

edit: why does my message appear ahead of yours, or is it just my computer?
Official Imperial Response-
Yes, we most certainly will.

OOC:Some crazy out-of-sync error, I don't really know why.

Ah, the Emperor enjoys to hear of creativness across the world. His only concern is that the explosion will be so bright you won't be able to see the condemned die.

You have misunderstood. He understands they will definately kill the condemned. The problem, however, is that you will not be able to see the look on their faces as they depart from this world.

Official Imperial Response-

The brightness only lasts a few seconds, and is then replaced by a mushroom cloud, a clear sign the condemn have been disposed of.

Doomingsland Broadcasting Corporation-

"...in another random execution idea from the Department of Exectution Ideas, a spare 10 megaton hydrogen bomb is to be used in the executions of 300 murderers, rapists, and communists. The execution will take place in the Doom Valley Proving Grounds in one week, and will take the place of the gladiatorial games that particular day. In other news, in another robery of the cocopuffs factory, 5 ninjas were..."

OOC:Yes, that's right people, I'm using an H-bomb in an execution! This is pretty much out of sheer randomness, and to see how many people condemn me, and how many attempt to invade(if any). I think this is the first time this was done in NS, feel free to correct me, though.

Awesome dude, please feel free to take my rapists, murderers and filthy communists. I take em, you bake em !
I'd love to have some pics of the execution so I can put them on Kiwipeso state news as a warning to all perverts in my land.

Official Imperial Response-

Sure, send 'em on down.

Hmmm...

A Department of Execution Ideas.

--I like! I like!

And as for this creative idea--I would have never thought of something like this. I'm accustomed to the classic torture and gruesome death sentence.

The ruler of Comatica.

Although the Raptorian Federation strongly frowns on the idea of killing communists. Seeing how we ARE them... Our gracious leader Rapion enjoys the idea of a gook nuking. We look forward to the pictures.

OOC:No one's condemned me yet? What is the world coming to!

This by far is rather creative. And I was the one who had prisoners turn on each other with weapons in war game type situations.

If you want some more people to take out with the bomb, some of our worst prisoners can be shipped over. Should be fun event, except you won't see it.

I find the lack of condemning too to be strange. I got condemned within 15 minutes for proposing a cockfighting league.

Hello, and this is the RBC (Royal Broadcasting Channel) for the top news today.

In Doomingsland, over three hundred murderers, rapists, and other felons are to be put to death using a 10 megaton Hydrogen Bomb. This decision has caused an uproar in the Citizen's Council of Tenarius. The Citizen's Council and Council of Representatives is currently discussing the matter.

At a Press Conference earlier today, reporters badgered Prince Nakuro for an opinion from the Royal Family. Despite considerable outrage from the 73% Liberal Majority, Prince Nakuro issued the following statement:

Prince Naruko took a sip from the glass of water and sighed. He looked across the crowd with all-knowing brown eyes. "The Royal Family after much deliberation has decided to issue no comment on the Doomingsland executions."

A reporter shouted over the din of conversation and camera shutters. "But Prince, is it not true that Doomingsland is using a highly dangerous Nuclear Weapon to take human lives, albeit guilty ones?"

The Prince nodded. "Yes, but Tenarius is supposed to hold a strong stance of neutrality in this world. To interfere with these executions would be a dissapointment to the people of Tenarius and The New Commonwealth." He responded blatantly.

Hopefully more information will be available soon. This is Radera Yuki signing off.

Sadistic little perversed mind ya whacko's got there. :rolleyes:

We may or may not keep the detonation of the nuke from occuring. While it's in the best intent that these convicts be executed in a quick painless death, this is far from humane. We'll make sure that the sentence is carried out after the nuke is neutralized.


There, does that satisfy ya? :p

Emperor Kamiya understands the need to dispose with so many miscreants and stains on civil society, but wonders why such a nuclear weapon with such a massive yield was necessary. A few kilotons would have done it just as well.

Good day,

~Emperor Taichi Kamiya, Leader of Ancient Terra~

We of Letila think this is a cruel, not to mention stupid, idea. It also poses quite a threat to the environment.

Doomingsland Broadcasting Corporation-

"...in another random execution idea from the Department of Exectution Ideas, a spare 10 megaton hydrogen bomb is to be used in the executions of 300 murderers, rapists, and communists. The execution will take place in the Doom Valley Proving Grounds in one week, and will take the place of the gladiatorial games that particular day. In other news, in another robery of the cocopuffs factory, 5 ninjas were..."

OOC:Yes, that's right people, I'm using an H-bomb in an execution! This is pretty much out of sheer randomness, and to see how many people condemn me, and how many attempt to invade(if any). I think this is the first time this was done in NS, feel free to correct me, though.

President J.L. would like to attend the executions. May he, please?

Sadistic little perversed mind ya whacko's got there. :rolleyes:

We may or may not keep the detonation of the nuke from occuring. While it's in the best intent that these convicts be executed in a quick painless death, this is far from humane. We'll make sure that the sentence is carried out after the nuke is neutralized.


There, does that satisfy ya? :p


Who cares if it's humane? I say if Dommingsland wants to kill convicts with a Hygrogen Bomb, then, by all means, kill those convicts!

At least that's where I stand on this issue.

If it's not too late, we will gladly take the Communists, if you would deport them to us. The ruling coalition does not approve of killing people just because of their political affiliation.

The ruling coalition does not approve of killing people just because of their political affiliation.

However, we do! :D

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Who cares if it's humane? I say if Dommingsland wants to kill convicts with a Hygrogen Bomb, then, by all means, kill those convicts!


The cardinal rule: Treat others with the respect & dignity you would want to be treated with. If you were in the shoes of one of these convicts, would you really not care about having such a humiliating death?

However, we do! :D


Us too.

Us too.

Glad to hear it!

The cardinal rule: Treat others with the respect & dignity you would want to be treated with. If you were in the shoes of one of these convicts, would you really not care about having such a humiliating death?

Is it really that humilliating? They will find no remains of them, and they will not see their faces as they die. I, for one, will probably go like that--so hated by a nation that they have to kill me with the most powerful bomb on the planet. I like to think that I've made an impression on the world.

Is it really that humilliating? They will find no remains of them, and they will not see their faces as they die. I, for one, will probably go like that--so hated by a nation that they have to kill me with the most powerful bomb on the planet. I like to think that I've made an impression on the world.

I think that impression would be literal too. I agree with you completly.

OOC: Don't have time to respond to all the posts, but...

Official Government Response-

All requests to send prisoners over and/or attend the execution have been approved. As for the question about using a smaller bomb, we're just bored. And to those who want to stop us, piss off. Have a nice day.

OOC:I know, its very surprising I havn't been threatened with invasion yet, when I held the gladiatorial games for the first time, I was bombed. Of course, the guy responsible had his ass handed to him on a silver platter, and now the games are everones favorite show!(note, this is Roman style gladiatorial combat, so its original in the NS world)

OOC:Ever bother to read the post, RB?

We of Letila think this is a cruel, not to mention stupid, idea. It also poses quite a threat to the environment.
Official Imperial Response-

You fools! The radiation will only mutate us and make us stronger, bwahahaha!

P.S.-We have no environment, it went away from polution.

OOC:The people who run my government...

Doom, may I please attend the executions? Nothing gives J.L. a greater thrill than witnessing a communist barbeque! :p

OOC: Methinks that the Doomingsland government has been sniffing radioactive fumes just a liiiiiiittle too long. ;)

So, who would join me in a coalition to stop the genocide in it's tracks? :) Lord knows a lone n00b state couldnt pull it off alone.

I prefer to strap MY miscreants to a MOAB*, wearing a cowboy outfit. That way when they're dropped from 20 000ft at a giant target, they look like the scene in Dr.Strangelove. This is broadcast to the populace on prime-time TV.
Also we have a State lottery to see who'll get closest to the target, rasing much-needed revenue for the Government.

*MOAB for those who don't know is a 10 tonne conventional bomb. MOAB stands for "Massive Ordinance Aerial Bomb", or the 'Mother Of All Bombs' colloquially.

So, who would join me in a coalition to stop the genocide in it's tracks? :) Lord knows a lone n00b state couldnt pull it off alone.
OOC:Are you publically saying that? If so, prepare to be bombed back to the stone age. That is, unless you publically apologize, and/or prove you weren't planning a war.

OOC:I know, its very surprising I havn't been threatened with invasion yet, when I held the gladiatorial games for the first time, I was bombed. Of course, the guy responsible had his ass handed to him on a silver platter, and now the games are everones favorite show!(note, this is Roman style gladiatorial combat, so its original in the NS world)


I see no reason for an invasion. I agree with your idea and if I had the chance, I would do the same.
plus, if i tried, you'd win.

So, who would join me in a coalition to stop the genocide in it's tracks? :) Lord knows a lone n00b state couldnt pull it off alone.

You're damn right a lone n00b state couldn't pull it off alone. If this turns out to be a war, then I am a full-fledged ally of Doomingsland.

We shall send all our current life and death-row (as well as juveniles and felony) convicts to you in order to reduce our prison populations. The total number comes to about 1,000,000 in 10 prison ships. Will you accept?

We shall send all our current life and death-row (as well as juveniles and felony) convicts to you in order to reduce our prison populations. The total number comes to about 1,000,000 in 10 prison ships. Will you accept?


Wouldn't it be hard to round all of them up for the explosion? :confused:

CoreWorlds....

A. he said already all transports of convicts are approved
B. How do we pen all of them up?

We'll just keep them chained and the pilots and guards will escape in a smaller ship. The prison ships are cheap to make (converted cargo ships) and will land really really close to Ground Zero. The juveniles will not be chained, though. They'll be given a chance to run 10 minutes before the explosion occurs and if they manage to survive the blast, heat and radiation, they'll be rounded up and given lighter sentences.

Hey, we may be turning evil, but even we have standards.

I am going to respond to this prompt in two ways: politically, and scientifically.
First, execution is a much dreaded banality that we encounter often in nations all around the globe. I would not permit a humane form of execution (such as lethal injection), let alone a draconian one (such as a hydrogen bomb :gundge: ). Why can't society adopt more pacific methods? It has been statistically proven that nations without capital punishment have lower incidence of crime.
Now for my second point,
The nihilistic implications of what you proposed are incomprehensible. You would not be able to contain the explosive repercussions of a multi-ton fusion mechanism. Ironically enough, with this method innocent civilians die as well as the criminal in question.

-snip-
Now for my second point,
The nihilistic implications of what you proposed are incomprehensible. You would not be able to contain the explosive repercussions of a multi-ton fusion mechanism. Ironically enough, with this method innocent civilians die as well as the criminal in question.

Actually, H-bombs are 'cleaner' than fission bombs in that they release less radiation than an A-bomb. And this is obviously being done in a remote location, not a populated area. So what's your beef?

Official Statement from the Central Authority of Wyrmsvaar:

We vehemently denounce this execution as wrong on every possible level!

First of all, you're using a surplus 10 megaton warhead... I mean that thing's probably been sitting around in one of your armories, collecting dust and getting covered in cow manure and such, you might only get 8 megatons worth of bang out it. Certainly these are criminals, but don't they deserve the right to execution by a high-quality maximum-yield nuclear weapon?

Second of all, with a thermonuclear weapon, you'll get much less fallout and radioactive residue than with a conventional atomic bomb. Now, certainly, H-Bombs look pretty and they sound fancy and high-tech, but you can easily get the same effect from an old-fashioned A-Bomb while simultaneously increasing radioactive fallout. Certainly they may complain about extra limbs and horrid mutations and such- but isn't that the punishment they deserve for the crimes they'll probably commit eventually?

Third of all, I wish I had thought of this first.

Fourth of all, I have tons of leftover quische to dispose of... you wouldn't mind annihilating it for me... would you?

OOC:Are you publically saying that? If so, prepare to be bombed back to the stone age. That is, unless you publically apologize, and/or prove you weren't planning a war.


Oh, I'm not planning a war. I'm just saying I may spearhead a real quick insertion. Nothing to hurl the bombs over.

We'll gladly take the communists. The CNC (Communist National Comittee) would pay for their transportation, as they are the communist party is looking for ways to increase the size of its base.

The DDOO will gladly ship over the entirety of the prison systems in the eastern provinces (where the crime rate is the highest).
And for most of our other executions, we have the prisoners stand shackled together under a rocket booster when it takes off, or we pile them all into a car compacter, or we roll over them with our ships. Slitting their wrists about 3 miles off of our shores and telling them to swim back is also very common.

((OOC: Sorry Doom, but I still hold the record for best execution. My intensely irate lobsters can't be beat.))

The only crime that is punishable by death in Callisdrun is treason.

Official Imperial Response-

Due to the popularity of the execution, all requests for prisoner transfer are approved, and a massive holding pen, comlete with sentry turrets, electric fencing, and land mines has been constructed to prevent escapes. All prisoners should be sent here. To Cold Sun:A quick insertion would result in a massacre of your men, as they wouldn't be able to find a way into my country, as I am bodered by equaly paranoid friendly nations, and my entire coast is defended. If we discover any unauthorized personel, and later find out they are from your puny nation, you will be destroyed. Have a nice day. To GE:I have an even more creative execution than the irate lobsters, I can't find the damn link, however.

((OOC: Sorry Doom, but I still hold the record for best execution. My intensely irate lobsters can't be beat.))
OOC:I say this is more creative, and I have a better one than this, I'll find the link.

Hey, Doomingsland could I have HPBC broadcast this on Holy Paradise's TVs?
I'll pay you 100 million gold coins for it.

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Hey, Doomingsland could I have HPBC broadcast this on Holy Paradise's TVs?
I'll pay you 100 million gold coins for it.
Yes.

Excellent, HPBC Camera Crews are on their way. At Holy Paradise, sales of "Go Nuclear Weapon!" banners and other stuff are through the roof.

Hey, Doomingsland would you like to come to my Capitalist World Summit?

Notquiteaplace condemns the death of communists for their beliefs.

In a world this large, there are nations that have their exact ideology. SUrely you could just sell their stuff, give them the money and point them in that direction saying "you wanted it? Here, happiness beckons for you.. and me. Goodbye"

Much more humane, and everyone is happy.

Notquiteaplace condemns the death of communists for their beliefs.

In a world this large, there are nations that have their exact ideology. SUrely you could just sell their stuff, give them the money and point them in that direction saying "you wanted it? Here, happiness beckons for you.. and me. Goodbye"

Much more humane, and everyone is happy.
Ahhh, but these are violent communists who were convicted of treason, among other things.

Yes, everyone is entitled to his or her own political beliefs, but when they support their political beliefs through violence, they must be punished.

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Stop bumping my thread.

Sorry. I just wanted to keep it alive.

If they are guilty of other crimes so be it.

But you have not mentioned this before and you should have. It makes a great deal of difference to A) internation opinions. B) the internal politics of the TBA.

LOL! murders, rapists and the worst of all COMMUNISTS!

OOC:C'mon, no one wants to try to blockade/embargo me for some stupid reason?

Well if they are criminalos for their actions and not beliefs, then its noen of our business.

IF they were for their actions we would offer you a choice of sending them to us (with money from their possesions and stuff doen fairly, so they can settle into a new life in our nation as normal people...) or embargos like you said.

But its not an issue anymore.

Common, less talking more nuking!

OOC:C'mon, no one wants to try to blockade/embargo me for some stupid reason?

OOC: Well, I would, but it doesn't do much good to embargo nations that you didn't really have any trade with previously, now does it? And I don't really feel like going to war over this, so there's not much I can do besides say "Send the commies to us"

Interesting. Perhaps a tad excessive too, but what can ya do?

OOC:C'mon, no one wants to try to blockade/embargo me for some stupid reason?


Was that the reason for this thread?

OOC:C'mon, no one wants to try to blockade/embargo me for some stupid reason?

OOC:Well, you came up with a inventful and unique way of execution, what you expect.... :P We're all like... cool, that's a new one :D.... BTW: Feel free to borrow my sick and heinou(switching to german accent)z vay ahf mekink people dalk en executionz!.... Endless and endless hours of teletubies, Mr. Roger's Neighborhood, unt! Back Street Boys vidoes with their eyelids clamped open!

OOC:Well, you came up with a inventful and unique way of execution, what you expect.... :P We're all like... cool, that's a new one :D.... BTW: Feel free to borrow my sick and heinou(switching to german accent)z vay ahf mekink people dalk en executionz!.... Endless and endless hours of teletubies, Mr. Roger's Neighborhood, unt! Back Street Boys vidoes with their eyelids clamped open!


OOC-Wait, what?

Unofficial Notice from Roger Gratus, CEO of the Human Imperial Republic of Industrial Experiment's Prison System

Meh, it's cool, yes, but it doesn't beat dropping convicts on an un-inhabited, lifeless planet then using high-resolution cameras to record them from orbit. It's a show in the Republic, quite a popular one. My people are actually becoming desensitized to cannibalism because of it.

Though, cracking the crust of that planet with, say, a teraton nuke would be fun, should it ever get too crowded or unprofitable.

The emporer and the national leaders and various other important people sat in a bunker 100 miles away from the explosion, each one had a high powered telescope. At the moment, they were watching the prisoners, who were now attempting to escape.

"Heh, look at that..." the emporer muttered as a man was blown apart by a landmine. "Can't those damned crooks be patient? They're gonna be dead in a few minutes," he chuckled to himself. Finnaly, the radio crackled,

This is Hammer Four, making final approach to target. ETA five minutes."

"Okay, ladies and gentlemen, the partie's about to start," he said. This wasn't nessesarily true, as the bunker was well equiped with all sorts of beer and liqour, and a stereo twelve feet high.

"Oh, my look at that!" shouted a reporter as the B52 flew over their heads, and headed to the camp.

"Better put these on, trust me. I know people who were unfortunate enough to not- Oh, that gives me another idea..." he said, putting his goggles on.

"Hammer Four, opening bomb bay doors."

"Oh! Its about to start!" shouted a random, clueless reporter.

"Hammer Four, bombs away."

They all watched in awe as the bomb fell onto the camp from above, and detonated in the center. There was a blinding flash, and then, they watched as a pillar of fire reached toward the heavens, and a mushroom cloud formed. A shockwave cut across the sky, creating a dazzling view. Several more feeble people were knocked over from the sudden increase in wind.

The people began to clap and cheer.

"Well, ladies and gents, I hope you liked that little display." said the emporer, finnaly turning from the view.

Satelite photo taken of event: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/Doomingsland/boom.bmp

You are condemned for these actions.

OOC: C & C generals?

The next morning, several Doomingsland citizens who had been travelling in Callisdrun were found mutilated, hanging from the scorched remains of one of Callisdrun's few Christian churches. A red banner flew from the charred steeple. The arson was well done, though obviously amateur-made, so though the fire had been put out, the church was a total loss. The police thought it most likely that the murders and arson had been committed by a gang of teenage communist extremists.

Prime Minister Anne Eriksen watched the news from her bedroom. "Kids these days," she said, sighing.

You are condemned for these actions.

OOC: C & C generals?
OOC:Yep, the games three years old, and I still play it, lol.

Official Imperial Response-

Don't you people have anything better to do than condemn us?

OOC: OOH! :cool:

IC:
OOH! :cool:
We are glad to be rid of our criminals.

None of the juveniles seem to have survived. Pity.

The next morning, several Doomingsland citizens who had been travelling in Callisdrun were found mutilated, hanging from the scorched remains of one of Callisdrun's few Christian churches. A red banner flew from the charred steeple. The arson was well done, though obviously amateur-made, so though the fire had been put out, the church was a total loss. The police thought it most likely that the murders and arson had been committed by a gang of teenage communist extremists.

Prime Minister Anne Eriksen watched the news from her bedroom. "Kids these days," she said, sighing.
The day after that, a group of Callisdrun citizens who were traveling in Doomingsland were found hanging upside down from one of Doomingsland's few remaining trees, their heads on spears right next to the tree. A black banner hung from the tree that they were in. The assasination was obviously well done, though obviously ameteurish, for some reason or another. The police thought it was most likely that the murderers that commited the execution were members of a teenage right-wing extremest group.

Emporer Helldawg watched the news from his throne room. "Kids these days," he said, chuckling to himself.
OOC:Just had to do it.

OOC: I thought you liked to be creative? hypocrite.

Well done...Well done....

People were trying to stop you, but I knew that you'd go through with it anyway....