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The Fast, Deadly, and Powerful Hatarian CT-2004 Battle Tank is one of Hataria's most powerful weapons ever.

goinh at speeds of 345 mph, this baby will make all other tanks look like old cars.

it can carry 5 People in it and can fire a Artillery Shell up to 4 Miles away

$45,000,000,000 for one Tank.

ooc: i'm not even going to say how many things are wrong here.

345 MPH :eek:

what you put in it a nuclear reactor.

GODMOD

ooc: i'm not even going to say how many things are wrong here.

Concur'd.

345 MPH :eek:

what you put in it a nuclear reactor.

GODMOD

Nope, Nitro Fuel. :)

OOC: This thread sickens me. I'm going to go vomit now. Goodbye.

345mph? That is simply impossible using tracks. You'd need to make it a hover tank to be able to do that, and even then it'd be fast.

We will Lower The Price to $6,000,000,000

Obvious Godmod. WTF are you smoking?

We will Lower The Price to $6,000,000,000

You just don't get it do you? It's not the price, its the god damn speed! NOTHING with Tracks can go 345mph. And nitro fuel would burn up so fast trying to maintain that speed it wouldn't even be funny!

We will Lower The Price to $6,000,000,000
Down to a "mere" 6 BILLION per tank? This is just getting silly..No thank you, sir. Not interested in the tank (which would never work without god modding, sorry), nor in going to war against someone that seems to be able to make more trained troops appear out of thin air.

I give your physics and mathematical skills an F.
And your logical reasoning skillls a D-.
When 5 experienced players say godmod, YOU LOWER THE PRICE? WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

345mph? That is simply impossible using tracks.
Not with the right tailwind.

Anyone who follows the travails of Hataria knows that at any given moment its Capital City is being nuked. All they have to do is point the things away from downtown Hataria Central, and ... whoooooosh, 345 mph.

Of course it's a bit hard on the turret captains ...

Not with the right tailwind.

Anyone who follows the travails of Hataria knows that at any given moment its Capital City is being nuked. All they have to do is point the things away from downtown Hataria Central, and ... whoooooosh, 345 mph.

Of course it's a bit hard on the turret captains ...

Lol! That's a good idea, didn't think about that. I still cry at the sight of the engine doing 345mph though...

OOC:

I laughed until I cried over this

Ok, it can go up to 100 mph. and the Price is now $100,000,000,000

Yeah, I'm going to pay $100 billion for a tank that goes twice as fast as my standard MBT, and is overall less effective.

Yeah, I'm going to pay $100 billion for a tank that goes twice as fast as my standard MBT, and is overall less effective.
Less effective? I think not.

Why, look at the armor on that puppy. Made from 100% radioactive crater glass, it's been known to survive being hit by thrown gravel at speeds of over 5 mph!

And those artillery shells are self-guided. Each shell contains a small Hatarian child at the controls, making them one of the most accurate and effective forms of Suicide Artillery yet manufactured in NationStates!

And you call yourself a military man. Shame!

Less effective? I think not.

Why, look at the armor on that puppy. Made from 100% radioactive crater glass, it's been known to survive being hit by thrown gravel at speeds of over 5 mph!

And those artillery shells are self-guided. Each shell contains a small Hatarian child at the controls, making them one of the most accurate and effective forms of Suicide Artillery yet manufactured in NationStates!

And you call yourself a military man. Shame!

But my tank shoots nanobots that are better than your nanobots and can do anything. Not to mention it has powerful energy refractive shielding that takes whatever you shoot at me and bounces it back at you. And it can teleport up to 10,000 miles away instantly, and can use this to travel through space since it can make 10,000,000,000,000 such jumps a second. And I can use this tank to hold up to 1,000,000 troops.

(Note: Credits to Chardonay for that Tank design. :D)

Damn. 345 MPH?

Now its 100 MPH.... 100 MPH is more feasible, but then Hataria god-mods his prices.

100 BILLION for ONE tank? What the hell are you smoking?

I say, cut the price to 10 million per tank, then it'd be much much much better.

Less effective? I think not.

Why, look at the armor on that puppy. Made from 100% radioactive crater glass, it's been known to survive being hit by thrown gravel at speeds of over 5 mph!

And those artillery shells are self-guided. Each shell contains a small Hatarian child at the controls, making them one of the most accurate and effective forms of Suicide Artillery yet manufactured in NationStates!

And you call yourself a military man. Shame!
ooc: *laughs so hard he falls out of his chair*
ic:
We the Incorporated states of Hardheads hereby offer our help to Hataria to design a MBT that acually works for other than P.R. The offer will remain open for one (ns) year.

OOC: Had to go to the bathroom to keep from wetting my pants because I was laughing so hard.
IC: We call this a ripoff! 1 Billion dollars per mph it can travel? We'll just stick with Shermans in that case.

There is no way a tank is going to go 100 mph. Even if you replaced the armor with carbon fiber, no engine is going to that much weight move that fast. If your going to design your own tanks, you should read through this (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=288671) thread.

ooc: Obviously this thing is made out of some tough stuff, since it must be nuclear blast resistant for it to even exist in Hataria.

possibly glass.....

Or Duct Tape.

Damn. 345 MPH?

Now its 100 MPH.... 100 MPH is more feasible, but then Hataria god-mods his prices.

100 BILLION for ONE tank? What the hell are you smoking?

I say, cut the price to 10 million per tank, then it'd be much much much better.

Bacaon. :lol:

Bacaon. :lol:

The lack of Grammar in that post scares me...a lot.

The lack of Grammar in that post scares me...a lot.
Agreed.
ooc: hand hovers over the ignore button

*starts warming up the IGNORE cannon and IGNORE shields*

OOC: You guys don't really want to IGNORE him... You'd lose your best source of entertainment on the forum.

OOC: You guys don't really want to IGNORE him... You'd lose your best source of entertainment on the forum.
Don't go insulting Seph!!!

Bloody hell this is *tries to speak several times*

*gives up and goes to lie down*

*Scrapes the hot pink glittry fingernail polish from his nails*

haha

For a single 100 billion dollar Hataria tank, I could purchase:

20,000 superior tanks priced at 5 million each.

1 Hataria tank can't defeat 20,000 tanks, no matter what.


Even Rambo couldn't defeat 20,000 soldiers in one battle. He'd get wounded or killed from a stray bullet. He would also get overwhelmed by sheer numbers.


So Hataria, I repeat myself... reduce your tank speed to 100 MPH, and the price to $5 million. Then your tanks would be much more believable and likely to sell.

Thanks for the plug, tenarius.

Here was the entire post of the tank...

The Dbts/C Ignore Tank
The Dbts/C Ignore Tank is the technology for dealing with annoying people. I think the stats speak for themselves........

Role:everything

Dimensioins: adjustable for situation.

Crew: none, it's run by an AI that's smarter than any of you, with room for 1000000 troops at maximum size

Armament: [Voice of James Earl Jones]One main gun more powerful than you can possibly imagine.[/Voice of James Earl Jones] I don't care what defences you have, it teleports a blast of raw energy into the middle of your tank, bypassing sheilds. If, for some reason that doesn't work, it can unleash a 20km long 20cm wide plasma blast. Also has multiple 1 megatonne nukes, and smaller 500 ton NOOks to NOOk joo wit. For anti-personel, there are tribarrel plasma, graser, and autocannon in sponsons all the way around that will cut through anything. It can also release clouds of nanobots that are better than your nanobots and tha can do anything.

Armor: Don't even think about shooting at it. a monomolecular opaque synthetic diamond shell that has been adjusted so that it doesn't shatter, as well as a teleportation inhibiter, a sheilding device cappable of taking terrawats before imploading. The sheild also reflects the fire right back at the enemy so ha you're killed by your own guns.

Drive mechanism: To tipes.... the tank itself is run by an 4 advanced miniturized fission piles. The tank is a hover tank, but the hovering mechanism is armored, so HAH! It also can instantly tellelleport anywhere withing 100km, and can use this to travel through space, as it can manage 1000 0000 such jumps a second.

The AI will only acitvate if there is extreme godmodding detected.

Price: Since they are manufactured by an army of superintelligent genetically modified monkies that haven't discovered the concept of trade unions yet, we are able to sell this tank for $0.50

OOC: I hope you enjoyed the creative misspellings and sylistic errors as much as I did making them.

*wets himself*

Genious.

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I just read all these posts...and..laughter...LAUGHTER

not sure if this has been said before or not but anywho...

Nitro feul is extremely unstable and any blast to the tank would create a very large explosion.

I havent laughed so hard since, well, since reading another one of Hataria's hilarious adventures...Oh my god. Its all so funny....Gravel @ 5 m.p.h....the hatarian child projectiles...the ignore tank...the Seph referance...the speed and price adjustments on the Hatarian tanks...the crater glass...oh God its so funny I have to bookmark this! Thank you all for temporarilly pulling me out of depression.