NationStates Jolt Archive


Prince Dorsal Declares Himself Emperor

Hogsweat
17-09-2004, 17:55
"Today is a glorious day!" Dorsal grinned heavily as the television set blurted out information about his coronation.
"19th of April, 1928 has become a national holiday. Our glorious leader, Prince Dorsal VXIII has declared himself Emperor of Hogsweat, and all its colonies! The 20th of April has been declared Empire Day."

All over Hogsweat, the people rejoiced. Finally their nation would be lead, into a new age, with a new leader.... with new ideas.

The flag was hoisted up, on the tall flagpole in the trading town of Berlingby, Richmond Island, Capital of the Hogsweatian North Islands. (HNI) Around it, angry peasants buzzed like flies, torches and pitchforks raised. Slowly, the Hogsweatian Flag was set alight, ash falling down as the peasants cheered, seeing the colours turn mouldy and dark.

"Red Two, in formation, target several clicks away, over"
"Copy Red One, we're behind you"

The two Tornado ADV's of the Colonial Air Force spun several circles, showing off, as they bore down on the target. Coming down on the rioting peasants, they unleashed hell with Napalm Missiles and Canon, slaughtering hundreds of the protestors.

"Today, Emperor Dorsal declared that any colony resisting Hogsweatian rule would be forcefully annexed and brought back under Hogsweatian control."
-HNIN (Hogsweatian News International Network)