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Hataria Plans to Build a Space Fleat and Droid Army

Hataria
16-09-2004, 19:46
The Empire of Hataria have Declared that it will build a a Space Fleat and a Droid Army to Help in Hataria's next take over, The Galaxy it self. All Hatarian Compunies are Helping in Building the Imperial Fleat.

OOC: This will Make me all-Tech in Truth.
Former Soviet Mafia
16-09-2004, 19:50
Where are you getting the resources to do this?

OOC: and by the way, I launched an ICBM at your country. what are you going to do about it?

edit: http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=357928 there
The Great Sixth Reich
16-09-2004, 19:52
Imperial Germany lauches one LGM 118A Peacekeeper ICBM at Hataria.

OOC:

It's already a nuclear wasteland anyway....
Cam III
16-09-2004, 19:56
I'm begging to think that him and Sephrioth are related. Same gene pool maby?
Hardheads
16-09-2004, 20:15
Same player even? It is possible...
Mental lands
16-09-2004, 20:21
Urge to kill riseing.

:mp5: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5:
-Bretonia-
16-09-2004, 20:27
Hataria... v... tens of thousands of nations, if not hundreds of thousands. Please, join me in a big
HMMMMM.
Wolf America
16-09-2004, 20:28
OOC: It is spelled FLEET. I'm Dyslexic and I can spell it.
Ganurath
16-09-2004, 20:29
Same player even? It is possible...OOC: If so, Sephrioth's grammar is a farce.
IC:
The Free Land of Ganurath warns Hataria not to pursue such a conquest, as it is already sundered by it's nuclear bombardment and such action would lead to war with Ganurath. The latter reason along should make you **** your pants.
-Bretonia-
16-09-2004, 20:29
OOC: It is spelled FLEET. I'm Dyslexic and I can spell it.

Maybe he was being ironic? You know, comparing the power of his fleet to fleas? Ah, who am I kidding...
Sevaris
16-09-2004, 20:30
The Empire of Hataria have Declared that it will build a a Space Fleat and a Droid Army to Help in Hataria's next take over, The Galaxy it self. All Hatarian Compunies are Helping in Building the Imperial Fleat.

OOC: This will Make me all-Tech in Truth.

You're dead, dammit. Accept it.
Wolf America
16-09-2004, 20:32
Maybe he was being ironic? You know, comparing the power of his fleet to fleas? Ah, who am I kidding...

Runs away for the massive fleet of fleas.
Crazed Marines
16-09-2004, 20:32
Oh no! A space fleet! They are spreading the filth into Space! We must act!
[/sarcasm]

We have sent 100 Asguard motherships to hover over your space and destroy any "fleet" that you posess.
Sharina
16-09-2004, 20:41
GUYS GIVE IT UP.

Nothing can be done about Hataria. He will always RP, always revive himself, and never truly be dead. Even if his nation gets deleted, then he can create another nation, and RP it all over again.

No matter how many times you guys nuke him, ruin his lands, Planet-Kill him, etc. he will always come back. He will always act like it never happened.

Hataria hasn't done anything worthy of an IP ban, AFAIK. Also there are ways around IP bans.

We can't truly be rid of Hataria unless two things:

1. Full Ignore

2. Hataria quits NationStates


Thats pretty much all we can do or hope for.
Mental lands
16-09-2004, 20:43
true but he makes good target practice
Itinerate Tree Dweller
16-09-2004, 20:47
ooc: Hataria, yesterday I was considering removing the ignore on you, but it shall not be so. You just reinforced the ignore. IGNORE^2
Yatsumica
16-09-2004, 20:52
personally i would ignore him, im not goin to waste a perfectly good nuke or any mechs takin out a godmoder that wont die anyways
Crazed Marines
16-09-2004, 20:56
GUYS GIVE IT UP.

Nothing can be done about Hataria. He will always RP, always revive himself, and never truly be dead. Even if his nation gets deleted, then he can create another nation, and RP it all over again.

No matter how many times you guys nuke him, ruin his lands, Planet-Kill him, etc. he will always come back. He will always act like it never happened.

Hataria hasn't done anything worthy of an IP ban, AFAIK. Also there are ways around IP bans.

We can't truly be rid of Hataria unless two things:

1. Full Ignore

2. Hataria quits NationStates


Thats pretty much all we can do or hope for.


words of wisdom
The BlackWolf Order
16-09-2004, 21:04
Yeah, ignoring him is an excellent idea......But...Imagine! Him trying to take over the galaxy would make for one helluva blooper reel! ...Albiet a short one.
Tekania
16-09-2004, 21:08
Oh, so Hataria is moving to FT now... does that mean he's open for FT nations to glass his nation before he gets his fleat off the ground?
Crazed Marines
16-09-2004, 21:20
I've got first dibs, note that I have the first fleet above his home.
Ganurath
16-09-2004, 21:29
I've got first dibs, note that I have the first fleet above his home.I call anything that gets into space. I want to use his ships as test subjects for the blastcloud.
Crazed Marines
16-09-2004, 21:32
Ok, but I get to glass him.
The Great Sixth Reich
16-09-2004, 21:35
He's home base is getting nuked as we speak....
Crazed Marines
16-09-2004, 21:38
I might as well join in.

The 100 Motherships then open fire with their main guns, glassing entire cities with a single shot. The Fleet has been ordered to continue bombardment for a week then to land on/take over the land.
Japanese Antarctica
16-09-2004, 21:39
I might as well join in.

The 100 Motherships then open fire with their main guns, glassing entire cities with a single shot. The Fleet has been ordered to continue bombardment for a week then to land on/take over the land.

GODMODDING!
Crazed Marines
16-09-2004, 21:47
How much do you want to bet? I have had them for over a month RL, and They were built by Northrop Grumman. I purchased them with the profits from my storefront.
Hataria
16-09-2004, 21:49
I am going on JA with this one, the next one to Godmod on this thread gets Ignored.
The BlackWolf Order
16-09-2004, 21:53
.....Are you suggesting I do a post reporting on your dishwasher-box spaceships, Hataria? Sorta like your Refridgerator Box Tanks and army of street bums hopped up on 'shrooms?
Gnomedude
16-09-2004, 21:59
Damm, and I was just gonna sneak over to Hataria and slip everybody a big doobie to mellow them out a bit. To much space ages glowy stuff over there now. Maybe I will just get something to eat. I do have the munchies
Hataria
16-09-2004, 22:13
.....Are you suggesting I do a post reporting on your dishwasher-box spaceships, Hataria? Sorta like your Refridgerator Box Tanks and army of street bums hopped up on 'shrooms?

how about I do a Post about your Army of Circus People? YEAH! I SAID IT! YOUR ARMY IS A BUNCH OF CIRCUS COWUNS!
Sharina
16-09-2004, 22:15
how about I do a Post about your Army of Circus People? YEAH! I SAID IT! YOUR ARMY IS A BUNCH OF CIRCUS COWUNS!


Circus Cows?

Cows doing tricks and such.

Nice going. ;)
Arribastan
16-09-2004, 22:19
how about I do a Post about your Army of Circus People? YEAH! I SAID IT! YOUR ARMY IS A BUNCH OF CIRCUS COWUNS!
Hataria, do you have a rule? "At least one obvious spelling mistake must be made in each of Hataria's posts," or somesuch? I'm just curious.
How about you type in MS Word and spellcheck before each post?
~J.D. Alcanzar, Emperor.
P.S. Arribastan remains unafraid of your ships. What're they going to do? Spread bad spelling throughout the galaxy?
The Great Sixth Reich
16-09-2004, 22:28
I loved it when he ordered his all his aircraft to "SHOT THEM ALL DOWN" the enemy planes! Shot them down? LOL
The BlackWolf Order
16-09-2004, 22:37
...Bring it on. People'll believe me before they'll believe you.
Sharina
16-09-2004, 22:43
The Republic of Sharina is developing an unique weapon to use aganist Hataria.

It will be a weapon that will automatically seal any new lands Hataria creates or invades. The lands will be put into the 5th dimension of sub-space, then I will hold bids on the lands.

Afterwards, I can release the lands right next to the nation who purchases it, adding to its landmass and resources.


Anybody interested?
Camel Eaters
16-09-2004, 22:58
Even though I've only been around long enough to have 45 million people I already find Hataria annoying. Even though I support any nation that is willing to glass his ass. i think we should keep him around for comic awmusement.

OOC: I know I mispelled amusement. It is an Ode to Hataria's lack of education.
Camel Eaters
16-09-2004, 22:59
As was the lower case i
Scimar
16-09-2004, 23:02
Maybe he was being ironic? You know, comparing the power of his fleet to fleas? Ah, who am I kidding...

Wow... *gets back on chair after giant laughing fit*
Japanese Antarctica
17-09-2004, 12:42
Crazed Marines, if saying you've glassed cities with one shot isn't god modding, I don't know what is.

I am going on JA with this one, the next one to Godmod on this thread gets Ignored.

Then agree with me by admitting your country is gone. You've godmodded several times in the past. If anyone needs to be ignored, you do.

sorry i had to break it to you, but it's really really, not good for your reputation to say you just resurrecte entire cities and rebuilt your army to future tech status when your entire country was demolished.
ZAIDAR
17-09-2004, 14:04
Listen, don’t sweat the small stuff he is only playing a game. Worry, when he stops playing games…


Ramblings of a sick and diseased mind.
Sdaeriji
17-09-2004, 14:15
ooc: Although I find Hataria unbearably annoying, the way you guys are all responding to him is equally annoying. You're taking OOC reasons for hating Hataria, i.e. his terrible RP skills, and using it as an IC reason for attacking him. That's just as bad as him magically resurrecting his army every 20 minutes. No one responds to a nation blockading another nation with a full nuclear strike, and no one responds to a military buildup in another nation with a full nuclear strike. The way you guys fling nukes at Hataria every time he makes a thread is absurd, and just as bad RPing as the drivel that comes from his mind. Anyone who launches their full nuclear arsenal at Hataria every time he speaks has no right to call Hataria a poor RPer. My $.02.
Japanese Antarctica
17-09-2004, 14:44
ooc: Although I find Hataria unbearably annoying, the way you guys are all responding to him is equally annoying. You're taking OOC reasons for hating Hataria, i.e. his terrible RP skills, and using it as an IC reason for attacking him. That's just as bad as him magically resurrecting his army every 20 minutes. No one responds to a nation blockading another nation with a full nuclear strike, and no one responds to a military buildup in another nation with a full nuclear strike. The way you guys fling nukes at Hataria every time he makes a thread is absurd, and just as bad RPing as the drivel that comes from his mind. Anyone who launches their full nuclear arsenal at Hataria every time he speaks has no right to call Hataria a poor RPer. My $.02.

I think they're just continuing a war that never seems to end, because he keeps resurrecting his military. The first conflict probably had good reasons, then everyone forgot about those reasons when he god modded and now they're out to get him for IC reasons they do not even remember.
Warta Endor
17-09-2004, 16:31
The Republic of Sharina is developing an unique weapon to use aganist Hataria.

It will be a weapon that will automatically seal any new lands Hataria creates or invades. The lands will be put into the 5th dimension of sub-space, then I will hold bids on the lands.

Afterwards, I can release the lands right next to the nation who purchases it, adding to its landmass and resources.


Anybody interested?

I'm interested :D
Phallanx
17-09-2004, 17:32
OOC: i dunno compare to his erliar threads he is improving give him a couple of months he's gone from SUPA NOOB to NOOB so in a while he might reach the level of newb
Cam III
17-09-2004, 19:45
Nah, I'm still thinking him and Seph are related. Cousins? We should be told.....?
Crazed Marines
17-09-2004, 22:53
Crazed Marines, if saying you've glassed cities with one shot isn't god modding, I don't know what is.


FYI, those shots are from Motherships in orbit. They displace over 35 million Metric tons. They have LARGE plasma-based lazers. Given the size of his new country (a week or two old), his cities have not reached over 2 million per city and have not reached the weapon's destructive size. The lazers are 50 mts and can be fired in bursts of over 2 minutes.
Cam III
18-09-2004, 09:59
FYI, those shots are from Motherships in orbit. They displace over 35 million Metric tons. They have LARGE plasma-based lazers. Given the size of his new country (a week or two old), his cities have not reached over 2 million per city and have not reached the weapon's destructive size. The lazers are 50 mts and can be fired in bursts of over 2 minutes.
I swear it's lasers, or it a homage to Hataria's bad spelling?
Aust
18-09-2004, 10:21
OOC: Wow, a non war Hatria thread,!!!!!!!!!!!! MAybe he's getting better!
Crazed Marines
18-09-2004, 16:08
I live in the South-East of America, we do spell things a little differently here than the "priss and proper" Great Britain...........plus its kinda funny to make fun of HATaria
Cam III
18-09-2004, 16:19
Meh. It's colour NOT color!
Crazed Marines
18-09-2004, 16:21
and let me guess, armour and not armor, attorney not attourney, and you also have your pinkey in the air while you drink your hot tea.

nuh-uh, ain't happening bub. I like to drink my iced tea while working on armoring the attourney's office.
Cam III
18-09-2004, 16:27
and you also have your pinkey in the air while you drink your hot tea.

nuh-uh, ain't happening bub. I like to drink my iced tea while working on armoring the attourney's office.
1) Don't drink tea.

2) Whatever floats your boat.
Crazed Marines
18-09-2004, 16:32
I'm making fun of the Brits in general...and here's an irish joke for you (I'm part British, part Scottish, part Irish, and part German...so :P)

Three Irish guys are on spring break and decide to check out the distiller of their favorite whiskey. While on the tour, one of the guys slips into the vat of whiskey. The other two men are rushed out into a room untill their friend can be fished out.
Half an hour later, the manager comes in and says, "I'm sorry, your friend drowned."
"Well," one guy asked, "did he suffer much?"
"To the contrary, he probably enjoyed it."
"How could you say that?"
"Well, he got out of the vat a few times to go to the bathroom."
Notquiteaplace
18-09-2004, 16:51
CM, um i hate to say it, but no nation could afford 100 ships of displacement 350 million tonnes.

If you were to buy modern tech sea naval ships at that displacement they would cost $35000000000000 ish They be about 10 miles long too. (35 trillion) Now that modern tech floating hulls. Not space fleets.

Now I assume that as an advanced space tech nation costs have fallen for space travel, so a space craft sells at the equivalent tonnage/$ is actually not an unfair assumption. Or thereabouts maybe slightly more.

Now for my future tech nation....

So my 6 million tonneds vessels cost about twice as much per tonne. So they cost me, $120bn each. Obviously dont have too many of them. (infact my super capital fleet makes up one third of the value of my armed forces I think and these about twenty of them, some smaller than that) they are one mile long.

Ahh its a long standing niggle i have with other Ft nations. They just pull figures out of thin air.

"Here CM im going to sell you all the steel on my entire planet 100 times for just a few billion dollars" Bear(sp) in mind that to make my ships I have mining colonies in two soloar systems, in my home system I have mined asteroids (more every week) to make these things. I am considering extracing the core of uninhabited planets just to take the Iron from (as the centre core is normally Iron) and I recycle most of my fuel and reverse the reaction with huge amounts of energy from solar collectors built in space. (private sector obviously) and still have to import goods and services from my neighbours...
Notquiteaplace
18-09-2004, 16:53
OOC:

CM: sorry to be so agressive, but youve been had.

Secondly. Nice joke. British people dont drink all that much tea any more. We drink alcohol. More than anyone else in Europe!


Us Brits do like to spell properly. Silly Americanisation. Hell they probably say "no its Americanization" what a waste of a Z, I mean its a special letter, not something to throw around like that. Why do you think it scores 10 points in scrabble?
Sephrioth
18-09-2004, 17:30
ooc Im thinking about glassing Hataria. and cam we aint related
Notquiteaplace
18-09-2004, 17:32
Just ignore him.
If you want to improve your RP's you either ignore n00bs, or just keep giving them a choice to reconsider their action when they godmod .
Sephrioth
18-09-2004, 17:36
im gonna glass him i iggyied him once
Hataria
18-09-2004, 17:42
im gonna glass him i iggyied him once

Who say that by that time I will have a space fleat, I am building The Droid Army and Planing on useing it.
Cam III
18-09-2004, 17:43
I was j/king Seph. And don't glass him, it only means you will lose what respect you have left.
Crazed Marines
18-09-2004, 19:33
NQAP: They're Asguard motherships built by NG. They're from a popular sci-fi show here in America called "Stargate: SG1" I may have miswritten the tonnage, but I believe that the amount is right. I'll recheck, but they are BIG ships (each around the size of London I believe)
Sanctaphrax
18-09-2004, 19:39
Who say that by that time I will have a space fleat, I am building The Droid Army and Planing on useing it.
really? We thought that you were planning on putting them in a museum:headbang:
Praetonia
18-09-2004, 19:41
OOC: Hataria you can't be 'all tech'. You can RP as modern but if you use any of your future tech stuff then you can be ignored (although this doesn't make much difference to you I guess). Also it's spelt 'fleet'.
Praetonia
18-09-2004, 19:45
I swear it's lasers, or it a homage to Hataria's bad spelling?
OOC: Sorry for the double post, but you're right Cam. Also this is not a case of English vs incorrect American spelling with 'z's. L.A.S.E.R. is actually an achronym, much like R.A.D.A.R.. However, these became common words because no one could be bothered to read the full name, and so they became words (laser and radar). Spelling with a 'z' is simply wrong, even if you do speak American.
Sanctaphrax
18-09-2004, 19:45
In all fairness we in Mod tech are coming out of this quite well!
Future tech has Seph AND Hataria and we only have Hataria:)