NationStates Jolt Archive

For days now Sephrioth has been randomly blockading and attacking worlds without provocation or reason. I believe it is time for him to be stopped, so I propose and alliance of space tech nations towards this end. Let's put a stop to the endless and useless invasions which waste lives and resources needlessly, by once and for all eliminating this threat from the face of the galaxy.

OOC: well i'm modern tech so i can't help but good luck.

You know he's only gonna ignore your attacks, not RP his losses, and suddenly destroy every nation that attacks him. It is unfortunate...yes...but that's just how it's gonna end up.

You realise that he'll just Godmod beating you all right?

ll right, then we OOC stomp him, petition the mods to ban him or at least reprimand him

OOC: well i'm modern tech so i can't help but good luck.
We could always start up a similar thing with Hataria for all the mod tech nations:)

We're semi-future tech, but we won't bother because Seph is a bad role player and sucks all of the fun out of it.

I think a thread like this does a lot of work without ever needing to go through the horror of RP with Seph, a title like this dissuades a good number of people from taking anything he says seriously (first time around), id just like to see a Universe wide ignore, OR A COMPLETE REFORM IN HIS RP-ING (this is large so he'll see it, i really want him to see it, i really really really....)

Or, we all go to war with him and find small ways in which to irrate him, such as "upping" our own tech abilities, or, just find really nasty ways of getting under his skin.

The only thing you could really do is to stoop to his level of RP, and godmod everything, but of course, that would probably ruin your own RP reputation...

The only thing you could really do is to stoop to his level of RP, and godmod everything, but of course, that would probably ruin your own RP reputation...
And that it would never achieve anything!

And that it would never achieve anything!
Or you could be a dork about it and do just a lot of real funny crap to counter his attacks; like send a zillion monkeys with pop-cap guns to take on Seph's forces. :D

It's time to stop paying so much attention to him and add his ass to your ignore list.

Or you could be a dork about it and do just a lot of real funny crap to counter his attacks; like send a zillion monkeys with pop-cap guns to take on Seph's forces. :D

It could definitely get interesting that way. :-)

It's time to stop paying so much attention to him and add his ass to your ignore list.
Sure that's a good idea, but then we can't make fun of him for being such a god-modder!

Or you could be a dork about it and do just a lot of real funny crap to counter his attacks; like send a zillion monkeys with pop-cap guns to take on Seph's forces. :D
Yeah that would work:)
IC: Sanctaphrax launch a space craft into space and take it near Sephiroth. When it arrrives the cap opens and candy pours out. The Sephirothan people start eating the sweets until their all gone. within twenty four hours all the people are dead:)

My only question is does he do it on purpose [the horrible RP'ing] or is Seph just that pathetic?

It could definitely get interesting that way. :-)
Yeah, so when he god-mods, we do really stupid crap that makes no sense. (of course, we ensure that our writing is still stellar in its quality, while doing something that irrates him!)

" The doors of the cargo bay opened and a deluge of brightly coloured sugar and platic wrapped doughbegan tumbling into the atmosphere. As it accelerated downwards it began to heat up, caramelising and accelerating further. The plastic wrappings burning off the dough and cooking it. The caramel began to enevlope the cakes. The delicious began to land slowing down as they expanded becoming light and fluffy as well as irrestistably delicious.

Aboard the ship the captain turned to his crew and adddressed them with a look of satisfaction.

"let them eat cake!"

The people of sephiroth would soon be too fat to move and die of choloestorol poison if a nationwide excercise program was not sucessfully instigated."

That kind of thing?

It wont work and you all know it.

OOC: I'm modern tech, but how about this?

60 ships suddenly drop out of hyperspace next to sephiroth. A hatch on the port side of each opened, and an angry looking wild boar came out in a space suit. they fired boosters to get into sephiroth's atmosphere and proceded to run to population centers and dispense VX gas poo. Everyone on sephiroth died.


It's just an idea...

Maybe we should just have a small, wealthy, spread-out space nation accept resonsibility for the last incident and let him try to blockade and the situation gets him kicked in the teeth.
Oh, wait...

People call for the ignoring of seph every month and nothing happens. He doesnt change, nothing does. We all know this.

Oh and the space boar. Wouldnt work, you cant declare casualties you need to at lease give him an option to attempt response.

Sephrioth has been successfully invaded upwards of five times. It's pointless. It really is. Just let him play NS and if you dont like him then dont go near his RPs.

Think of Sephrioth as a court jester. He's there for entertainment, that's about it.