Murphivania
16-09-2004, 06:08
The Sultanate of Murphivania is pleased to release to our good friends and clients our latest product from the Sultan Cigar Company.
"The Dictator"
A carefully selected blend of tobbacco's, all hand wrapped by experts (that came here from a certain Carribbean country that has a Marxist background), with excellent filler and wrapper, and the world famous Sultan Cigar Company band.
These cigars are made especially for national rulers who enjoy a good, pleasant smoke whether after dinner, at a conference, or questioning political opponents. They are sure to impress your mistress, your citizens, and the rest of the international community. Sometimes "looks" ARE important on the diplomatic front, and nothing says "I'M THE MAN" like a "Dictator" cigar from the Sultan Cigar Company.
We sell these beauties in beautiful hand carved humidor boxes, (50 per box), for only $750.00
Place your order before October 1 and we will send to you a sterling silver plate Sultan Cigar Cutter and Lighter combo. This is sure to become a collectors item, and when you put our cigars on your presidential desk, the rest of the world KNOWS, "You mean business".
We look forward to serving you.
"The Dictator"
A carefully selected blend of tobbacco's, all hand wrapped by experts (that came here from a certain Carribbean country that has a Marxist background), with excellent filler and wrapper, and the world famous Sultan Cigar Company band.
These cigars are made especially for national rulers who enjoy a good, pleasant smoke whether after dinner, at a conference, or questioning political opponents. They are sure to impress your mistress, your citizens, and the rest of the international community. Sometimes "looks" ARE important on the diplomatic front, and nothing says "I'M THE MAN" like a "Dictator" cigar from the Sultan Cigar Company.
We sell these beauties in beautiful hand carved humidor boxes, (50 per box), for only $750.00
Place your order before October 1 and we will send to you a sterling silver plate Sultan Cigar Cutter and Lighter combo. This is sure to become a collectors item, and when you put our cigars on your presidential desk, the rest of the world KNOWS, "You mean business".
We look forward to serving you.