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The troops had just arrived home from Hataria, demoralized and downtraugten from losing the war. Never the less, they were cheered by citizens they passed by during the march of defeat to their home. They walked down the main street of Holy Paradise City to the cheers of thousands like a parade. But, while everyone was away, a group of men in black hoods, carrying assault rifles broke into a top secret nuclear weapons storage base. The scientists working were surprised by the sudden intrusion and suddenly were shot to death by the intruders. "All right, men. You know what to do. Take the weapons and lets get out of here!" ordered the intruder group's commander. The intruders took the weapons and put them in the truck. They drove off.

Soon on every in the country's TV, a special report came on:

This is a HPBC special report:

Today at a nuclear weapons storage base a crisis has come up. A guard entered the building and found all the scientists shot to death and the nuclear weapons gone. He also found a note that read this:

Attention, Christian pigs: We have stolen your nuclear weapons and if you do not ban Christianity within 5 days, we launch them at your capital. We hate all Holy Paradisians because they are Christians. We are not from this country so good luck finding us!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
signed,
the Warriors of Allah.

President John replied with this statement:

"We will never give in to these terrorist nutjobs and their crazed demands. To you, Warriors of Allah, I say this to you: When we find you, we assure you, we are going to kick your ass .

We will keep 24/7 coverage on this crisis as it takes place.

bump and remember I need people to get involved in this, okay?

Presidential Palace, RB City, Invincible Empire of Roach-Busters

President J.L. read the report with mounting disgust. He felt a gnawing, wrenching pang in his abdomen, and felt disorientated and nauseated. Islamic extremism was of course becoming rather rampant, but for it to assault one of RB's tried-and-true friends to the end, Holy Paradise...
President J.L. slammed his fist down onto his desk and cursed under his breath. The bastards who wrought havoc upon his ally, under the guise of militant Islam, would be destroyed at all costs. President John had never wavered in RB's times of need. Now was the time to return the favor. He would do everything in his power to help.
He picked up the phone and dialed. A moment later, a secretary picked up.
"Hello?"
"Yes, this is President J.L.," J.L. said. "May I speak with President John."
"One moment, please."
J.L. waited as he was put on hold.

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THe Mi-24 took off as Viper fixed his weapons. He broke into the nuclear ase and began to examine the crime scene.
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Official Communique
TO: Holy Paradise
From: Chancellor Licinius

We are reprogramming HDP as you read this to protect your capital. We have operatives in your country and at borders searching for these men. We hope these fiends are brought to justice

End transmission

President John was extremely stressed over the crisis. Suddenly the phone rang. President John picked it up.


"Hello?" he said.


OOC: We need another country to be the home of the terrorists and supply the terrorists with funds. Remember I put down they are not from Holy Paradise.

This is an HPBC special report:

Today, explosions rocked Holy Paradise City as the RB Embassy was attacked with a car bomb. Witnesses said they saw a man speed right through the gates in a pickup truck, all the while screaming, "'Down with the Christian infidels! Down with the Christian infidels!'" and right before he ran into the Embassy he yelled, "'RB City! You're next!'" The resulting explosion was tremendous. At least 10 people died and 132 are wounded.

Remember we will keep you updated on the nuclear weapons crisis as it progresses.

The government of Jeruselem supports Holy Paradise in it's efforts to seek and destroy the Islamic terrorists who have perpetuated this crime to seek Weapons of Mass Destruction. However he are concerned about the theft and the ease of which the terrorists were able to take the nuclear weapons.

Our information is you have traitor in your midst who may have compromised the state of your nuclear programme.

God bless

This is an HPBC special report:

Millions have begun evacuating Holy Paradise City when President John released this statement:

All people who are in Holy Paradise City are ordered to evacuate except for those who are working on the case and military.

President John himself will be staying in Holy Paradise City.


This has been an HPBC special report. We will keep you updated on the crisis as it unfolds.

(It then goes to this screen that says: Nuclear Weapons crisis in HP.

Western states is sending 2nd transport command to assist the evacuations.
We are also reprogramming our sattelites to look for any traces of the nukes

As the world watches in horror, the 3 emperors of Hobbeebia are fanticly trying to get aid to The Holy Paradise.

" Emperor Hobbeeb, Our men are standing by for your orders, we have the blackwidows inbound now sir, we are doing air patrols around the nation as we speak all we need is your order and we can start to engage." Said the Master General John Rynx leader of the Guardians -of- Light

" I need to get ahod of the President there, You there call up the president there, tell him Hobbeebia is behind him all the way." Said Hobbeeb

" Brother, have you seen the news?" asked Carl Hobbeebs brother and fellow Emperor

" No why?" asked hobbeeb in reply to Carls asking

" They are evacuting the capital as we speak" replied Carl with a voice of Concern

" I see, Master General as soon as we get word from H-P to help move the troops into that city. and anywhere else they want us." ordered Hobbeeb

"Yes sir,Should I...." master general was interupted

" Yes General Bring the Guardsmen to they have a nack for finding Terrorist like them" finished Hobbeeb

As the Master General walked down the Palace halls He called Up A man named Ben Long Commander of the Guardmen.

" Hello Ben Long speaking." answered John

" Hey it Rynx , We got a problem in Holy Paradise. Terrorist, think you can help them?" asked Rynx

" Does Rain fall down? " sarcasticly says Ben Long

Back in the Throne Room of Hobbeebia, "I am still waitng for that phone call!!" yelled Hobbeeb.

" we are trying sir but even the government lines are busy" replied a security personel guard

" Keep Trying!!" screamed Hobbeeb

Viper walked around near the RB embassy, or what was left. Men ran this way and then containing the fire and trying to prevent the building from collapsing on those inside. He saw a man in a blck coat smiling a couple yards away. The man turned and wa;lked down the ally, Viper took off after him.

OOC: I guess i'll RP the terrorists. I'll do a better job than Holy Paradise, he doesn't capture the jihadist spirit very well.

Unknown Forest. Former Soviet Mafia

http://www.aeronautics.ru/img001/chechnya228.jpg

We are the Chechen fighters for Allah. The infidels of Holy Paradise will cease to exist. Their government will resign immeadiately, or we will strike them down in the name of Allah

FSM intelligence Ministry(secret ic)

The report of a rebel faction operating from within FSM came in.

"What is this faction?"

"Chechens. But they're not after us."

"Don't waste my time. Who are they after?"

"Holy Paradise. They want the christian leaders to step down."

"HAHAHAHAHA. We aren't spending any of our resources to help them out. And even if we wanted to, we can't afford to waste any time with that cell. Holy Paradise is on their own."

Official Announcement

We regret to inform Holy Paradise that we cannot spare troops to hunt the Chechens at the moment. You'll have to solve this yourself, until we can afford to fight these terrorists ourselves.

*secret message to HP*
Sanctaphrax will send over 2 Kitty Hawk AC to pick up and evacuate as many people as possible to Sanctaphrax. They will be returned when the crisis is over. Please ensure word gets to the people. Pier three at 11:00 tonight we will pick up as many people as possible.

Viper walked through the forest. There were the terrorists. There were too many for any weapons he had, way too many. And he saw hundreds of stolen weapons lying around.

"I gotta get out of here."

Viper crept off back to the RB embassy. What he saw there shocked him.

Camewot is sending 150 Heavy Armed Big Transport Helicopters and Planes to pick up as many people.
At the same timen, 10 Sea Transports will dock next to Sanctaphrax's transports to pick as many people up.

OOC: Uh Borman, i said i will RP the terrorists. Meaning you shouldn't say where the terrorists are.

The Terrorists sent out another message:

Don't bother looking for the nukes. We've sent them out of the country already, on 8 different ships. Don't worry, you'll get them back. But it will cost you millions of lives if you don't comply.

Holy Paradise

The terrorists waited at the bus stop. One of them patted his backpack again. The plan would strike fear is the Holy Paradisian's hearts. The four men would each get on different buses. Before getting off, they would activate their 10lb C4 bombs and leave them under the seat. 6 minutes later, the bomb would detonate. The first bus arrived. The sign read "To RB City." The terrorist smiled. He stepped on the bus, put in his tokens and picked a seat in the rear. He placed the bag under the seat and stared at his watch.

"Time to set it off," he said to himself.

The countdown started. 5:55, 5:54, 5:53. The next stop was coming up and he got up to get off the bus.

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This is an HPBC special report:

Today, explosions rocked Holy Paradise City as the RB Embassy was attacked with a car bomb. Witnesses said they saw a man speed right through the gates in a pickup truck, all the while screaming, "'Down with the Christian infidels! Down with the Christian infidels!'" and right before he ran into the Embassy he yelled, "'RB City! You're next!'" The resulting explosion was tremendous. At least 10 people died and 132 are wounded.

Remember we will keep you updated on the nuclear weapons crisis as it progresses.

President J.L. laughed. "Those terrorists are quite stupid and decadent, aren't they? Having the gall to not only attack our great ally, but to threaten us, as well? We're going to crush those little bastards like the cockroaches they are. We're going to put them through such excruciating agony, they'll be on our knees begging us to send them to their precious Allah!"

OOC: Uh Borman, i said i will RP the terrorists. Meaning you shouldn't say where the terrorists are.

The Terrorists sent out another message:

Don't bother looking for the nukes. We've sent them out of the country already, on 8 different ships. Don't worry, you'll get them back. But it will cost you millions of lives if you don't comply.

Holy Paradise

The terrorists waited at the bus stop. One of them patted his backpack again. The plan would strike fear is the Holy Paradisian's hearts. The four men would each get on different buses. Before getting off, they would activate their 10lb C4 bombs and leave them under the seat. 6 minutes later, the bomb would detonate. The first bus arrived. The sign read "To RB City." The terrorist smiled. He stepped on the bus, put in his tokens and picked a seat in the rear. He placed the bag under the seat and stared at his watch.

"Time to set it off," he said to himself.

The countdown started. 5:55, 5:54, 5:53. The next stop was coming up and he got up to get off the bus.

To: Former Soviet Mafia
From: Roach-Busters

We ask- nay, DEMAND- that you cease and desist immediately. If you lay a finger on a single RB or HP citizen, we will obliterate you from the face of the earth. If you do not wish for your nation to be engulfed in a huge mushroom cloud, dismantle all of your nuclear weapons, issue a formal apology to Holy Paradise, pay reparations for all damage you caused, and pay the families of all those you have killed. Otherwise, all hell will break loose, and you will be on your knees pleading for the Grim Reaper to drag your soul into the stygian abyss of the nether world.

"HP I hope that you will accept our help. We have men ready and waiting to help in your time of need" thought Hobbeeb as he sat in his chair waiting for the call from HP.

" brother the terrorist have released a statment, they mean busniess" Said carl

" ok ( reads the statment) . do we know which 8 ships?( Carl : no) , ok check all the leaving traffic from thier ports we are going to find those nukes"siad Hobbeeb

" Alright, i will inform the general. Oh brother You have a ball to go to. Dont be late" says Carl

OOC: HP do you want my help or not?

To: Former Soviet Mafia
From: Roach-Busters

We ask- nay, DEMAND- that you cease and desist immediately. If you lay a finger on a single RB or HP citizen, we will obliterate you from the face of the earth. If you do not wish for your nation to be engulfed in a huge mushroom cloud, dismantle all of your nuclear weapons, issue a formal apology to Holy Paradise, pay reparations for all damage you caused, and pay the families of all those you have killed. Otherwise, all hell will break loose, and you will be on your knees pleading for the Grim Reaper to drag your soul into the stygian abyss of the nether world.

OOC: Umm, the terrorists aren't part of FSM. They're an independent cell operating from within our country, but the government isn't suppporting them. So don't attack FSM, because the FSM government won't like it.

IC:

Official Statement

To Roach-Busters

As we have stated earlier, we cannot spare the resources to engage the terrorists at the moment. We are in a nuclear war with Hataria right now, diverting resources to fight terrorists would not be in the best interests of our citizens, therefore we cannot do it.

_________________________________________________

Bus

At 5:04 PM, the bus was getting ready to pick up some Roach Busters citizens who just got out of work. Pulling up to the bus stop, the occupants had no idea what was about to happen.

http://www.angelfire.com/ab6/mi/bus-fire-142.jpeg

Meanwhile, the terrorists were in Holy Paradise, waiting in their apartment. They turned on the TV, ready to watch the afternoon news.

OOC: Umm, the terrorists aren't part of FSM. They're an independent cell operating from within our country, but the government isn't suppporting them. So don't attack FSM, because the FSM government won't like it.

Roach-Busters formally and humbly apologizes to Former Soviet Mafia. We are deeply sorry for our asinine misunderstanding, and blatantly absurd accusations. If in any way we can make up for our humiliating debacle, kindly inform us, and we will do what we can to fix it.

"sir we have the location of all the ships that left HP's sea ports at the time of the incident." explaimed a Tech.

" Good, give me the cordinates for the ships" Said Master General

As the Mater General Looked at the cordinates he called Hobbeeb to update him on the latest.

" are you sure thats the ships?" asked Hobbeeb

" Yes are you sure thats the right ships? " also asked Carl

" Yes they are the right ones." replied The Master General

" good send the attack& transport choppers in there , but dont fire upon the ship!. Do you hear me Do not fire upon the ship unless it fires on you." orders Hobbeeb

" Yes sir" replies The Master General

As the Master General walked down the throne rooms hall he called Ben Long again

" hello ben long." anwsered Ben.

" Get suited up you have a mission" ordered the General

" what I am i doing? " aksed Ben

" Investigation" anwsered The General

" OK."replied Ben

As Ben got his suit on his wife came in the front door. and asked what was he doing with the suit on. he replied

" I got to go help some people now, they are in trouble and need my help"
she gave the ok and kidssed him on the cheek. and told him to be careful and not to die. Ben Just laughed and ran out side to a waiting transport

"Ready to go sir." asked the Driver

" yea lets go" says Ben as he looks at his wife in the front yard waving bye

As the transport pulled up the the air base the sound of choopers could be heard over the transports engine.

As the transport stopped and the door opened The master general was already out there waiting for him

" ready to load up ben" asked The General

" yea lets go." replied Ben

The choppers were loud but fast, mostly transport choppers just incase they found the nukes

"Hello sir , my name is Jake Comrade I will be your partner for this operation"
said a new rookie at covert ops missions

" your new are you not." asked Ben

" yes sir, I am but I am the best in my class and I wont let you down" replied Jake

" You better not" replied Ben

As the choppers lifted off, Ben started to pray
" Dear God, I am off the protect your people today. Lord I ask that you protect me lord, let me see danger before it happens, let me do what I have to do. Please Lord Protect me. Amen"

"Pilot, this choper has a silent mode , would you please engage it now" asked Ben

" this chopper has no..." said Jake

Just as jake said that the chopper went silent, no a sound came from the engines.

" Sir the first ship in in range, we wil be there soon" said the chopper pilot

Roach-Busters formally and humbly apologizes to Former Soviet Mafia. We are deeply sorry for our asinine misunderstanding, and blatantly absurd accusations. If in any way we can make up for our humiliating debacle, kindly inform us, and we will do what we can to fix it.

OOC: Lol, you could have responded to it OOCly. Don't worry about it. I guess you should post losses on the bus explosion.

The Mighty Quin shall send 200 troopers to your nation(we recently developed a small and advanced armored infantry division)

Times News

It appears that a rogue band of terrorists, after a power play in a large country; are seeking assylum in the southern islandes of Les Islandes El Diablo.

They have sent claims that they are, indeed carrying nuclear payload. The government appears to be in shock. There is no precedent in El Jihad for such a situation. Again El President was not available for comment, but on behalf of all from El Jihad, we hope that this situation can be cleared up without the terrorists hurting anyone else; especially the innocent farmers and miners of the southern islands.

Our nation calls out for support, we cannot handle this situation alone.

" Sir the first ship in in range, we wil be there soon" said the chopper pilot

IC:

A large transport ship was sailing away from Holy Paradise. On the deck, two men were in a conversation.

"So where are we headed to anyway?" asked a bald man.

"Les Islandes el Diablo. Devil's Island. Hopefully they started looking for us by now," replied a tall man with a cap.

"Sounds exotic. Well, I'm sure the infidels will find us. Even they have the sense to do that."

"Yeah, and when they find what's on this ship, we'll have won." Just then, the sound of a helicopter interrupted the conversation. "Finally. Get the bullhorn."

The tall man began waving a white flag. Through the bullhorn, he shouted "We surrender, we have the nuclear weapons, don't shoot!" As the copter neared, he smiled and said to himself, "Yeah that's right you scum, you're wasting your time here, there aren't any weapons on this ship."

OOC: i 'll ba back later

Everyone left for evacation points where allies and fellow countrymen would evacuate the land.

Meanwhile, President John read a telegram from Jeruselem and agreed. There must be a traitor. Suddenly Gen. Geofer bursted into the room. "Ah, General Geofer. Just the man I wanted." said President John to Gen. Geofer. Geofer didn't reply, with words, that is. Gen. Geofer reached into his coat and pulled out a .357 Desert Eagle, a present he received from President John on his 35th birthday. He pointed the gun at President John. President John gasped in surprise and anger, "Y...y..you?! You are the traitor?"

"Yes," replied Gen. Geofer, "I have been planning ever since I joined the Army. Now if you will kindly close your eyes, I will kill you slowly."

"Guess again, you son of a bitch," replied President John. He pulled out the trusty Presidental Pistol, which had been presented to each president at his first anaguration cermony. President John pointer the gun at Gen. Geofer and fired 10 shots. General Geofer slumped over and died, with ten bullet wounds in his chest.

President John then called in Adm. Benjamin, who yelled in horror when he saw Gen. Geofer's body on the ground. "He betrayed us, Admiral. He was the one who allowed the terrorists to get into the base. So, Admiral Isaac E. Benjamin, you are officialy promoted to the General of the Armed Forces. Now, I need you to send 50,000 troops, 500 F-15Es, and 200 Bradley tanks to FSM to get the terrorists we have found there. You may go now, Admiral....I mean.... General." President John told Gen. Benjamin.

Gen. Benjamin picked the finest counter terrorist troops in the country. He gave them a briefing on where to go(Devil's Island) and what to do. The troops ran outside and got into the transport helicopters, which took off towards the islands.

"5000 miles to the island, men." said the copter pilots.

11 hours later,

"1 mile, get ready." yelled the copter pilots. "Go! Go! Go!"

The troops jumped out of the helicopters and parachuted to the ground. They loaded their M16s and ran towards the first objective point: Go to this small guard post and interrogate the men inside.

Everyone left for evacation points where allies and fellow countrymen would evacuate the land.

Meanwhile, President John read a telegram from Jeruselem and agreed. There must be a traitor. Suddenly Gen. Geofer bursted into the room. "Ah, General Geofer. Just the man I wanted." said President John to Gen. Geofer. Geofer didn't reply, with words, that is. Gen. Geofer reached into his coat and pulled out a .357 Desert Eagle, a present he received from President John on his 35th birthday. He pointed the gun at President John. President John gasped in surprise and anger, "Y...y..you?! You are the traitor?"

"Yes," replied Gen. Geofer, "I have been planning ever since I joined the Army. Now if you will kindly close your eyes, I will kill you slowly."

"Guess again, you son of a bitch," replied President John. He pulled out the trusty Presidental Pistol, which had been presented to each president at his first anaguration cermony. President John pointer the gun at Gen. Geofer and fired 10 shots. General Geofer slumped over and died, with ten bullet wounds in his chest.

President John then called in Adm. Benjamin, who yelled in horror when he saw Gen. Geofer's body on the ground. "He betrayed us, Admiral. He was the one who allowed the terrorists to get into the base. So, Admiral Isaac E. Benjamin, you are officialy promoted to the General of the Armed Forces. Now, I need you to send 50,000 troops, 500 F-15Es, and 200 Bradley tanks to FSM to get the terrorists we have found there. You may go now, Admiral....I mean.... General." President John told Gen. Benjamin.

OOC: Lol, your president doesn't have the power to send the armed forces himself? Lame.

IC:

Message to Holy Paradise

What do you think you are doing? You will not invade our sovreign land. We understand that you are in a crisis at the moment, but we are steal dealing with Hataria and we cannot help you right now. Of course if your troops set one foot on our territory we will have no choice but to switch our focus to you. This is your only warning.

-President Nikolai Teslakov

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Gen. Benjamin picked the finest counter terrorist troops in the country. He gave them a briefing on where to go(Devil's Island) and what to do. The troops ran outside and got into the transport helicopters, which took off towards the islands.

"5000 miles to the island, men." said the copter pilots.

11 hours later,

"1 mile, get ready." yelled the copter pilots. "Go! Go! Go!"

The troops jumped out of the helicopters and parachuted to the ground. They loaded their M16s and ran towards the first objective point: Go to this small guard post and interrogate the men inside.

OOC: Oh come on you didn't even give me a chance to respond yet and your men are already mobilized? And I assume Devil's Island is part of El Jihad. They aren't part of FSM.

Hey, all you Fascists... Join The Fascist Haven.

OOC: Lol, your president doesn't have the power to send the armed forces himself? Lame.

IC:

Message to Holy Paradise

What do you think you are doing? You will not invade our sovreign land. We understand that you are in a crisis at the moment, but we are steal dealing with Hataria and we cannot help you right now. Of course if your troops set one foot on our territory we will have no choice but to switch our focus to you. This is your only warning.

-President Nikolai Teslakov

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To: President Nikolai Teslakov of FSM
From: President John H. of Holy Paradise and Holy Paradise Islands
Re: Invasion
This is not an invasion. All we are doing is going in there, killing the terrorists, and saving millions of lives. Surely some troops on your land is worth it. We will pay you .5 billion dollars in gold coins as compensations. It is enclosed in this telegram.

300 troops neared the guard post and surrounded it. "Come out with your hands up!" yelled the commander. The rest of the troops went to evacuate the farmers and miners. The citizens got into the transports and were sent to El Jihado mainland.

To: President Nikolai Teslakov of FSM
From: President John H. of Holy Paradise and Holy Paradise Islands
Re: Invasion
This is not an invasion. All we are doing is going in there, killing the terrorists, and saving millions of lives. Surely some troops on your land is worth it. We will pay you .5 billion dollars in gold coins as compensations. It is enclosed in this telegram.

Denied. Your nation is not worthy of our trust, after what you did to my ally, Japanese Antarctica. Your money is being sent back, after being taxed of course.

OOC: No, I will not respond as the terrorists. You god modded when you controlled the terrorists for me. Edit the post or I will drop out of this rp.

FSM, i changed it.

OOC:Disregard my last post.

"Do we knowe where he is yet?"

"Almost."

I'm going to have to let this thread die. My Rping was horrible. Mods please lock this.