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Anyone willing to help in our quest to beat Donkey buts in War?

The Nomadic Peoples of Donkey buts is threatening my/our land - the Lands of the High Council. He believes he can win with is land - Autocracy State of Kophensir.
That land is quite big and we need allies fast.

Anyone willing to help in our quest to beat the buts of Donkey buts?


(The Empire of Gecko topia wanted me to issue this.)

undefinedwe need help we have 6 nations they have 23 :(

im here to help :mp5: against donkeys butts

the land of lilo and stitch 2 joins your team against donkeys buts

Moleland will help. we also furture tech, so that will probably help

:sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5:
we must save this land The Colony of The IX is a new player who lives in The lands of the high council. :(
Donkey buts will pay if IX gets attacked. :mad:

we now have 8 nations helping but we are still out guned by a lot

NOOB WAR!!! NOOKS 4 ALL!!!


And the purpose of this war is....What? Did he like, say your weak or insult your mom? Both? LOL.

i didnt know we where at war anyway i am already in a ideological war so if you dont mind leave me alone!

oh and why have you disided to declare war on me again?
:headbang: :mad: :mad: :headbang:

NOOB WAR!!! NOOKS 4 ALL!!!


And the purpose of this war is....What? Did he like, say your weak or insult your mom? Both? LOL.

Hahahahaha, It's been a while since I've seen so many smileys in one place I wonder how it will be until they break out the UBERNOOKS, this should be fun to watch.

This is A NOOB WAR I am NOT GOING TO HELP YOU IN ANYWAY Only one thing to say good and also an Stupid war cannon is going to be fired in 5...4...3...2...1 FIRE!!!!!headbang upyours and i am going to see what happens

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This is A NOOB WAR I am NOT GOING TO HELP YOU IN ANYWAY Only one thing to say good and also an Stupid war cannon is going to be fired in 5...4...3...2...1 FIRE!!!!!headbang upyours and i am going to see what happens

Well, you don't have to read this thread then do you? Go away then!...

Imperial Forces Radio has heard rumours that the Nomadic peoples of Donkey buts has backed out of the war.
The United Imperial Forces of Chris Eastwood's Head of War has been meeting with Donkey buts representatives and we claims there was a truce confirmed with Gecko topia.
Tandoria's representative has declared its the Cold War 2.

We are now waiting for Gecko topia and IX to send in there input, while we ask our allies to bear with us. Should we have war with our biggest enemy?

The United Imperial Forces has moved its army in to the outskirts of Donkey buts.
We are not attacking first as Tandoria has warned us about attacking with our small amount of allies.

The Imperial Forces removes his Land Army away from the boarders of Donkey buts as threats from the Nomandic people with there Orbital Weapons.

The United Imperial Forces of Chris Eastwood gets out his Orbital Weapons and spies.

how about a peace treaty because if we dont your just going to post-phone the attack until your sure ur gonna win i mean if it wasnt for my allies you would attack now!
what i am suggesting is a long lasting peace treaty because if we dont have one then whats stopping you from attacking me?
although i am not just thinking about me i know i can beat you at the moment(i have friends in high places) this would insure a long lasting peace treaty that would survive for countless mellenia (hopefully) and would protect you from me and my friends i would also come to your aid in wars and provide help in your current civil war and trade agreements could also be met!

Its a win win situation!

if you agree make up a suitable treaty and if it is fair i will sign it if not all the above will be canceled and war will be declared immediatly.
p.s i will be pleased to provide "hostages" if you are too. say the heir to the thrown, so if the alliance is broken which no one wants of course action let us say can be taken.

if not all the above will be canceled and war will be declared immediatly.


I don't care if you declare war. We will win.

I think there should be a truce.
But, we have to see Gecko topia and Tandoria's verdict.

im currently in a (boom o crap ther goes the finance tower)civil war so until its over(right wing socialists are wining).do not fire.waiting for more assisstance

donkey butts, if youdo hav a treaty, bring it 2 the great city and i will personally SPONSER socialist terrorists to blow that piece treaty up your arse :sniper: :D

Moleland wishes to reconsider their positioin. We will only help you, clint eastwood, if you are attacked. we then fight a defensive war and attack donkey buts. However, we shall not help you if you are the aggressor.

clint eastwood,

The names not Clint.

Moleland wishes to reconsider their positioin. We will only help you, clint eastwood, if you are attacked. we then fight a defensive war and attack donkey buts. However, we shall not help you if you are the aggressor.

We are not the aggressor in this war.

Anyway, I have heard from Tandoria that this war is a Cold War. Donkey buts is now trying to get a Peace Treaty together.

Until then, my forces are on the move - but you don't know where. I don't even know...

moleland i have got the forum working but thanks anyway :D

We are not the aggressor in this war.
yes you are the aggressors in this war.The original war in june sometime (which you can search for and read in advaced searches) was a bit of aggresion from both sides but i must ammit mainly me. although this time it isnt even partly my fault and your the ones being aggresive your the ones who sent threating messages that alerted me to this war that until that point i knew nothing about after being sent these messages i had a look on there regions notice board and guess what it seems they where bored or something and declared war on me almost randomly!!!now after i have offered peace there side (mainly tandoria) seems to still be aggresive towards my nation and i am begining to think that war maybe unavoidable however much i try at least with some of them (as i said earlyer mainly tandoria).

please look on their regions notice board if they havent written too many notices and see for yourselves there region is the lands of the high council.

Your favorite allie has finally arrived. My troops met up with your outside the town Eastwood. You give the word and we'll do the damage.

Your favorite allie has finally arrived. My troops met up with your outside the town Eastwood. You give the word and we'll do the damage.

This just keeps getting better and better, kind of like watching a 10 car pileup, you know you want to look away but you can't.

moleland i have got the forum working but thanks anyway

OOC:okay then, I was just about to post your messege!

IC: So, has this war died down now?

nah, i think i'll stay OUT of this one

*ahem*NOOBS*ahem*

Your favorite allie has finally arrived. My troops met up with your outside the town Eastwood. You give the word and we'll do the damage.

I'll give you the word.

The word is given. In you go.

So if there hasn't been any replies in this Cold War, I'll just have to withdraw my Orbital Weapons and send in the spies.

Shouldn't have said that...

An ICBM drops out of the sky and detonates BOOM

It incinerates this worthless thread and all who participated in it.