Roycelandia
15-09-2004, 12:54
[dateline] Port Royal, Roycelandia
His Imperial Majesty Emperor Royce I has announced that Roycelandia's National Motto needs to be updated to "better reflect our current values".
Henceforth, Roycelandia's National Motto shall be:
With Blackjack, and Hookers!
The new Motto has been chosed by a popular ballot, and recognises Roycelandia's now famous interests in Gambling and Adult Entertainment.
Family Groups and Religious Organisations have slammed the move as being "offensive", but they object to everything anyway, so no-one pays any attention at all to them.
The old Motto will be gradually replaced over the coming month.
The Dude Abides, Pg 3
Hey Man, There's a Beverage Here! Pg 8
New Shit Has Come To Light, Pg 14
His Imperial Majesty Emperor Royce I has announced that Roycelandia's National Motto needs to be updated to "better reflect our current values".
Henceforth, Roycelandia's National Motto shall be:
With Blackjack, and Hookers!
The new Motto has been chosed by a popular ballot, and recognises Roycelandia's now famous interests in Gambling and Adult Entertainment.
Family Groups and Religious Organisations have slammed the move as being "offensive", but they object to everything anyway, so no-one pays any attention at all to them.
The old Motto will be gradually replaced over the coming month.
The Dude Abides, Pg 3
Hey Man, There's a Beverage Here! Pg 8
New Shit Has Come To Light, Pg 14