NationStates Jolt Archive

Project Started: Ziggo My Biggo

15-09-2004, 01:52
The corporaiton Jeniasis is started project Ziggo My Biggo. It will be a biological tool. With funding from the government, which we have. We should be able to create numerous creatures that can cut, dig, fight and even fetch a ball. We're trying to figure out why they have a odd obsession with blood. We're trying to work this out. They have three times the effect when inflicted with steroids.

This sub-project is called Bijjy.

This one is an w idea that has real concept. We call it Oogo.

This one will be complicated, but we think we've figured it out. We call it Zijjono.

This one is rather gargantuan and is just a theory, we don't think we would have any use for it. We still are thinking of creating it. We might call it Booge. From calculations it would consume more food then a party of ten in the Remshakian desert that hadn't eaten anything in 2 days.

The last but not least is probably the fastest creature of the Ziggo My Biggo project. We call it Goose. It is smelly fast and can dig. It is highly suicidal and stupid. It is the only one we have created yet. We can't teach it anything and we let on into a unranium mine to find the ore and it ate everything in it's sight. Including two workers. The only good these things are for is to gamble and have Goose fights with.
16-09-2004, 01:27
Crazed Marines
16-09-2004, 01:42
We'd like a blood sample from all of them for the price of 10,000,000 USD
16-09-2004, 22:41
That is a fine deal, we will send you a blood sample when the 10 million reaches us.

The first test creatures were created. They were rather violent. We had to neutralize the targets. We implanted chips we were developing in their skulls, now they seem rather friendly when given the right brain waves. More updates to come.
Crazed Marines
17-09-2004, 22:00
10 million sent. We will use these samples in our cloning department.