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Vladimir Putin stands down!!!! Russian Forces changes leader!

Russian Forces
14-09-2004, 12:42
Vladimir Putin who claims he has rebuilt the Russian empire now believes he has finished the job and its time for a leader to take power, who will ensure Russian Forces power will not be hampered with. Vladimir Putin makes his speech to the Soviet party council:

"Comrades of Russia and its United Republics. I have given you the greatest gift a politician could have given. I have made your lives better again and the golden age of the Soviet Union is back in our hands, back in the peoples hands. We no longer live in poverty like before and now we must make sure we will never fall back into that level again for the sake of the nation. I Vladimir Putin, have done enough and will now step down from premier as a member of the Party. I have looked thoroughly for a leader with the potential to keep Russia at its course, if not a better glory for its people. I bring you Vladimir Zhirinovsky! He will protect the ideals of communism in the name of the people. You must all look up to him."

The council applauses and cheers.

Zhirinovksy: "Thankyou comrade Vladimir Putin. I am the single honest contender for the post of the premier whom it is impossible to buy or to frighten. I will ensure that the nation will stay on its course and all threats to it will be eliminated one way or another. I to have seen corruption in Russia myself during the dark ages. As my first act, we will arrest Gorbachev and President Yeltsin for treason against the country. They are traitors and colaberators.

Some Russian guards start arresting several politicians in the room as he speaks. The politicians are confused as several get clubbed and hand cuffed.

Zhirinovsky walks out of the room as it happens with a grin in his face.

http://www.cs.indiana.edu/~dmiguse/Russian/vz3.gif

OCC: If you like to learn more about Vladimir Zhrinovsky come to this link.

http://www.cs.indiana.edu/~dmiguse/Russian/vzbio.html
Moleland
14-09-2004, 13:22
OOC: thankyou! Reading your thread wasted some time. Now, i've still got to wait for another 1/4 of an hour...
Russian Forces
15-09-2004, 05:51
OCC: I would have prefered you said nothing.
Russian Forces
15-09-2004, 06:46
bump
Vrak
15-09-2004, 07:21
OOC: I still would like to see a picture of Putin drinking a vodka while doing a judo flip.
Russian Forces
15-09-2004, 07:34
OCC:
Here are the good times of Putin during his reign

http://www.dagbladet.no/kultur/2000/11/02/putin_sak.JPG

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/wmd%20putin.jpg

http://www.thesprout.net/007/pict/putin.jpg

http://www.flatface.net/~legalizeit/putin-killhostage.jpg
Russian Forces
15-09-2004, 12:06
bump
Russian Forces
16-09-2004, 08:37
All tremble before my new leader damn it!
Dr_Twist
16-09-2004, 09:00
The Dr_Twist Empire Welcomes the New Leader of Russian Forces, We hope that good time’s continues between the Two Nations, and the Long Lived combined Military Operations between the Two Nations continues for a long time to come.
Lessr Tsurani
16-09-2004, 09:39
Nice Pics there, I like the middle two.
And why should I tremble before a modern tech nation?
Isochronous
16-09-2004, 11:21
The Holy Empire bids ex-President Putin farewell and welcomes the new Vladimir with caution. We will be monitoring you closely to ensure Isochronous is satisfied that reform is being undertaken.
Russian Forces
16-09-2004, 13:09
thankyou great comrades for recognising the change in Russian Forces. The Government ensures you that Vladimir Zhirinovsky keep all of its allies and partners. Vladimir Zhirinovsky may be a radical but he'll use aggressive tactics only if RF is threatened by military means.
Former Soviet Mafia
16-09-2004, 14:21
Leader change recognized.
Imperial Forces
16-09-2004, 14:31
What?!