NationStates Jolt Archive


Operation: MARS - Annihilation of Hippie Secessionists

Tyrandis
14-09-2004, 03:00
Due to the extreme capitalistic policies of the government of Tyrandis, a small colony of leftist radicals chose to secede from the state, establishing an uninhabited island in the Coral Sea as their new home.

While the Imperium would be more than happy to allow them to live in peace, the line was crossed when recruiters from the new land tried to get more people to follow their path of debauchery.

An example would be made of these cretins, at the hands of the Tyrandis Defense Forces...

Firehawk Air Force Base
0100 hrs

The plans for Operation MARS were through in the extreme. Any and all contingencies were covered, and there would be no failure.

Then again, the success of the mission was already guaranteed by the very nature of the intended victims...

The first wave for the plan was to be covered by the Air Force. Some one thousand B-52 strategic bombers from the 552nd Bomber Wing were prepared with a sum total of twenty million tons of napalm, all ready to be unleashed upon the subversives.

Task Force PHOBOS
0200 hrs

As the mighty fleet of bombers approached the target, their intended victims were sleeping soundly in their beds.

Flying at a good forty thousand feet above sea level, the B-52s of the Tyrandis Defense Forces unleashed Hell on earth, setting the small island aflame.

The attack was planned during the height of the dry season, ensuring that the flames would continue to spread.

While the panicking hippies tried to escape the molten death, fires started all across the island, burning the lush vegetation and the leftists caught out into the open. Screams of pain rose to the very heavens.

However, the destruction was only half-done.

Task Force DEIMOS
0400 hrs

A large fleet of Imperium Navy warships were moved in preparation for a ground assault. When the flames finally died down, having consumed all the flora and fauna it could capture, Wasp-II class amphibious assault ships hit the beaches, unloading an ungodly two divisions of infantry.

The survivors from the initial assault tried to make a stand, but succeeded only in making the job easier as they crowded together. Able-bodied men were shot and hacked to pieces on the spot. TDF soldiers carried off the women and children, holding them together in a giant pen.

When the search for any stragglers ended, the hippies were dragged out, one by one and forced to dig a giant hole. Then, Tyrandisan soldiers pushed the hapless fools inside at the point of a bayonet, and set the pit aflame, killing off the last of the rebels.

All in all, it was a good days work. Some two thousand hippies were slaughtered, with only three soldiers minorly injured in the hunt.
The Island of Rose
14-09-2004, 03:03
Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Sucks to be them.
-Vice President Orcha Yultanov of The Island of Rose
Germanische Zustande
14-09-2004, 03:17
ooc: Oooooooo.... I applaud thee for ridding the world of leftist scum.... :D
Tyrandis
14-09-2004, 04:15
Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Sucks to be them.
-Vice President Orcha Yultanov of The Island of Rose

Official Response from the Office of the Judicator:

Yes, yes it does.

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Judicator James Davidson
Office of the Judicator of the Imperial Triumvirate
Tyrandis
15-09-2004, 03:26
bump
West Cedarbrook
15-09-2004, 03:31
The Kramden of West Cedarbrook supports Tyrandis in upholding it's sovereigenty.

OOC - And also it's suzerainty, too! Hippies ... Phooey.
West Cedarbrook
15-09-2004, 03:33
"The survivors from the initial assault tried to make a stand, but succeeded only in making the job easier as they crowded together. "

OOC - What kind of stand could the hippies make? A lemonade stand?
Tyrandis
15-09-2004, 03:34
"The survivors from the initial assault tried to make a stand, but succeeded only in making the job easier as they crowded together. "

OOC - What kind of stand could the hippies make? A lemonade stand?

OOC: Naw. They call it a peaceful protest... I call it a target-rich environment :D
Democratic Colonies
15-09-2004, 03:35
The Colonial Government condemns the actions of Tyrandis, viewing them as needlessly violent and savage. However, the Colonial Government will not take any immediate action since there is currently no trade between Tyrandis and the Democratic Colonies, and we have concluded that any actions outside of those concerning trade would be undesirable at this time. However, we will passively avoid trade with Tyrandis in the future.

- Statement from the Colonial Department of Foreign Affairs

OOC: Basically, we don't like what you did, but not really enough to do something about it.
Sevaris
15-09-2004, 11:54
Our government applauds your efforts: Insurgents must always be taught a lesson.

-Kaiserine Yuna
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Moleland
15-09-2004, 12:01
Due to the extreme capitalistic policies of the government of Tyrandis, a small colony of leftist radicals chose to secede from the state, establishing an uninhabited island in the Coral Sea as their new home.

While the Imperium would be more than happy to allow them to live in peace, the line was crossed when recruiters from the new land tried to get more people to follow their path of debauchery.

An example would be made of these cretins, at the hands of the Tyrandis Defense Forces...

Firehawk Air Force Base
0100 hrs

The plans for Operation MARS were through in the extreme. Any and all contingencies were covered, and there would be no failure.

Then again, the success of the mission was already guaranteed by the very nature of the intended victims...

The first wave for the plan was to be covered by the Air Force. Some one thousand B-52 strategic bombers from the 552nd Bomber Wing were prepared with a sum total of twenty million tons of napalm, all ready to be unleashed upon the subversives.

Task Force PHOBOS
0200 hrs

As the mighty fleet of bombers approached the target, their intended victims were sleeping soundly in their beds.

Flying at a good forty thousand feet above sea level, the B-52s of the Tyrandis Defense Forces unleashed Hell on earth, setting the small island aflame.

The attack was planned during the height of the dry season, ensuring that the flames would continue to spread.

While the panicking hippies tried to escape the molten death, fires started all across the island, burning the lush vegetation and the leftists caught out into the open. Screams of pain rose to the very heavens.

However, the destruction was only half-done.

Task Force DEIMOS
0400 hrs

A large fleet of Imperium Navy warships were moved in preparation for a ground assault. When the flames finally died down, having consumed all the flora and fauna it could capture, Wasp-II class amphibious assault ships hit the beaches, unloading an ungodly two divisions of infantry.

The survivors from the initial assault tried to make a stand, but succeeded only in making the job easier as they crowded together. Able-bodied men were shot and hacked to pieces on the spot. TDF soldiers carried off the women and children, holding them together in a giant pen.

When the search for any stragglers ended, the hippies were dragged out, one by one and forced to dig a giant hole. Then, Tyrandisan soldiers pushed the hapless fools inside at the point of a bayonet, and set the pit aflame, killing off the last of the rebels.

All in all, it was a good days work. Some two thousand hippies were slaughtered, with only three soldiers minorly injured in the hunt.


Another nation that wipes their hippies! Why, why, why.
Tyrandis
16-09-2004, 02:52
Another nation that wipes their hippies! Why, why, why.

Because they're smelly bastards. Dur :p
Arribastan
16-09-2004, 02:56
OOC: WHAT THE HELL IS WITH ALL THE HIPPIE KILLING?
Thank you. That is all.
Tyrandis
16-09-2004, 03:42
OOC: WHAT THE HELL IS WITH ALL THE HIPPIE KILLING?
Thank you. That is all.

Because hippies are the scum of the earth.
Moleland
17-09-2004, 11:54
Are these remarks legal?