Abargrapt
13-09-2004, 16:47
For more than two years Abargrapt had basked in Republican glory. Since the Movement For Abargrapt seized power from the Eastgate-imposed Principality and established ABATOV (Abargraptine-Nation Movement Party) rule under Chancellor Earnest Swann, life had been rosy.
If you would not believe me, reader, there are a dozen plays and musicals running across the Abargraptine People’s Republic that should confirm what I am saying! Never has there been a better time for Abargraptine farmers to till their own fields and feed their own people, for huntsmen to chase bison without fear of Federal soldier nor savage warrior, or for men once unemployed to operate fantastical new machines! Yes, 85% of the electorate had chosen A) ABATOV! That was as opposed to the unwritten B) Broken legs and the eternal black-mark of a Federal sympathiser!
Still, something troubled those bureaucrats walking the innermost chambers of the Chancellery at Raven Square. Statistical Sections across the Republic were reporting increasingly unworkable balances of supply and demand in everything from wood pulp to perishable food wrapping papers and useful industrial by-products to army boot polish. Across the land as the highly successful war against the Federation began belatedly to be seen in economic reaction it was realised that a majority of factories and workshops were turning a loss. They had of course been kept in operation by the Control Offices that fed-off the Statisticians’ reporting, and rightly so! ABATOV didn’t lay-off Abargraptine workers, wasn’t bound by the petty concerns of bourgeois profiteering, wasn’t the damned Federal government!
No, someone else was to blame for this unexpected stumbling block put in the revolution’s path. Obviously it had to be someone on the inside, for who else could be corrupting the Statistical Sections’ planning figures after the pre-war price-freeze had been announced?
INSIDE THE CHANCELLERY, KINDSLEY, ABARGRAPT
“Perhaps it is remaining bourgeois businessmen at large in the economy that are partly to blame.” Ventured the elderly Samson DeVink, former Movement Chairman before the rise of young Mr.Swann.
“What say you, DeVink?” Said Swann, inviting the old fellow to elaborate and just managing to do so without succumbing to what would have been his third consumptive coughing attack of the morning.
“Well.” Said Samson, rumbling inaudibly for a moment before heaving himself up in his expensive leather chair and poking his finger at some files stacked on the table before him.
“Well, they could be interfering with government contracts... trying to make... soft people work below the value of their wage... they can fire their own... softies and we [the government] have to put them to work.”
“Capital taxes are too low!” Squeaked that horrid little creature Secretary Wesst, desperate to contribute and play at the useful big shot he wasn’t.
Swann crooked his neck and arched a jet-black eyebrow thick with gel.
THE CHANCELLERY STEPS, RAVEN SQUARE, KINDSLEY
“...and so, with the struggle against the Federation and its Crown nearing the final show-down that shall bring unparalleled glory to Abargrapt, I must fight the shame that they have taught me to feel when making decisions such as this one of Abargraptine national interest.”
“Oh! No!” “Shame? You, Mr. Chancellor?” “They’ve no right!” “You go ahead, Mr.Swann!” “Such a good boy, that young Master Swann! Fancy those devils making him feel like that!”
“...have created the Abatov Protective Guard’s task force for internal party affairs in security, loyalty, and propriety. I am filled with pride to submit my personal friend, Samson DeVink, back into the Republic’s service as marshal of this new initiative, which shall maintain the proper working of political life and economic stability when the counter-weight of Federal activity is removed. No longer will Federal ideals be allowed to disrupt the national wealth we have acquired over these last two years!”
This part of Swann’s speech seemed relatively minor to most attending the square, and the Chancellor did go on for as long as he could without publicly confirming the on going fact of his terrible health. Even these few moments’ address though were more than was afforded Secretary Wesst’s new charge. The People’s Purity Commission would lie just that one layer further from the surface while going about its work.
Before the day was out, DeVink’s APG men were reconciling the electoral register’s six hundred thousand spoiled ballots with more current addresses...
If you would not believe me, reader, there are a dozen plays and musicals running across the Abargraptine People’s Republic that should confirm what I am saying! Never has there been a better time for Abargraptine farmers to till their own fields and feed their own people, for huntsmen to chase bison without fear of Federal soldier nor savage warrior, or for men once unemployed to operate fantastical new machines! Yes, 85% of the electorate had chosen A) ABATOV! That was as opposed to the unwritten B) Broken legs and the eternal black-mark of a Federal sympathiser!
Still, something troubled those bureaucrats walking the innermost chambers of the Chancellery at Raven Square. Statistical Sections across the Republic were reporting increasingly unworkable balances of supply and demand in everything from wood pulp to perishable food wrapping papers and useful industrial by-products to army boot polish. Across the land as the highly successful war against the Federation began belatedly to be seen in economic reaction it was realised that a majority of factories and workshops were turning a loss. They had of course been kept in operation by the Control Offices that fed-off the Statisticians’ reporting, and rightly so! ABATOV didn’t lay-off Abargraptine workers, wasn’t bound by the petty concerns of bourgeois profiteering, wasn’t the damned Federal government!
No, someone else was to blame for this unexpected stumbling block put in the revolution’s path. Obviously it had to be someone on the inside, for who else could be corrupting the Statistical Sections’ planning figures after the pre-war price-freeze had been announced?
INSIDE THE CHANCELLERY, KINDSLEY, ABARGRAPT
“Perhaps it is remaining bourgeois businessmen at large in the economy that are partly to blame.” Ventured the elderly Samson DeVink, former Movement Chairman before the rise of young Mr.Swann.
“What say you, DeVink?” Said Swann, inviting the old fellow to elaborate and just managing to do so without succumbing to what would have been his third consumptive coughing attack of the morning.
“Well.” Said Samson, rumbling inaudibly for a moment before heaving himself up in his expensive leather chair and poking his finger at some files stacked on the table before him.
“Well, they could be interfering with government contracts... trying to make... soft people work below the value of their wage... they can fire their own... softies and we [the government] have to put them to work.”
“Capital taxes are too low!” Squeaked that horrid little creature Secretary Wesst, desperate to contribute and play at the useful big shot he wasn’t.
Swann crooked his neck and arched a jet-black eyebrow thick with gel.
THE CHANCELLERY STEPS, RAVEN SQUARE, KINDSLEY
“...and so, with the struggle against the Federation and its Crown nearing the final show-down that shall bring unparalleled glory to Abargrapt, I must fight the shame that they have taught me to feel when making decisions such as this one of Abargraptine national interest.”
“Oh! No!” “Shame? You, Mr. Chancellor?” “They’ve no right!” “You go ahead, Mr.Swann!” “Such a good boy, that young Master Swann! Fancy those devils making him feel like that!”
“...have created the Abatov Protective Guard’s task force for internal party affairs in security, loyalty, and propriety. I am filled with pride to submit my personal friend, Samson DeVink, back into the Republic’s service as marshal of this new initiative, which shall maintain the proper working of political life and economic stability when the counter-weight of Federal activity is removed. No longer will Federal ideals be allowed to disrupt the national wealth we have acquired over these last two years!”
This part of Swann’s speech seemed relatively minor to most attending the square, and the Chancellor did go on for as long as he could without publicly confirming the on going fact of his terrible health. Even these few moments’ address though were more than was afforded Secretary Wesst’s new charge. The People’s Purity Commission would lie just that one layer further from the surface while going about its work.
Before the day was out, DeVink’s APG men were reconciling the electoral register’s six hundred thousand spoiled ballots with more current addresses...