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CEN News Bulletin

The Hangjong Irrigation Duct has been attacked by terroists (I don't care who takes this one, just as long as there is a good reason).
As everyone who even has a rudimentary understnding of The Holy Republic of Camel Eaters knows water is the life blood of this desert nation. The part of the duct that was attacked was near the Holy City of Tantilla the falsh flood that resulted killed many of the city's residents. There is no word of yet to who may have perpatrated this heinous crime.

You have my support against terror groups. We have had a few attacks ourselves, and would like to assist you in any way possible.

Thanks.

OOC: So anyone can claim responsibility?

Camel Eaters,

I'll send 300,000 soldiers to your country to help fight anymore terrorist actions. And can we conduct an embassy exchange?

In response to Lasoria yes
In response to Great Sixth Reich sure. And thanks for the soldiers.

Where is your country located?

CEN News Bulletin:

A large bomb was detonated near the car of Camel Eaters High Ruler Freckula Garzivonni. Fortunatley he was not injured but thirty people were killed in the blast as well as High Ruler Garzivonni's only son Manxa Garzivonni. In response to this the High Ruler has stepped down from his position to let someone else run The Holy Republic of Camel Eaters in his absence. Our nation mourns the loss of our greatest leader.

Imperial Communique
To: Camel Eaters
From: Imperial Courts of Foreign Affairs, Empire of Fate and Honor

We are currently holding several operatives in our Empire who have ties with a Right-Wing Christian Extremist group named Hand of God. Early questioning of them have revealed that they funded an operation by this group. This, coupled with several other reaons, is why we believe that these men assisted the terrorist organization Hand of God who commited this series of atrocities in your territory.

Uberstock Alliance (the region) I created it myself. As for like RL location Afghanistan and around in there.

After the car bombing, the Government of The Great Sixth Reich now is sending 3,000 bomb sniffing German Shepards to help at Camel Eater's public transportation centers.

We would like to speak to these so called Hands of God and ask why they helped to fund this attack on our people.

Wertiger Hammaral
New High Ruler of The Holy Republic of Camel Eaters

Imperial Communique
To: Camel Eaters
From: Imperial Courts of Foreign Affairs, Empire of Fate and Honor

Your diplomats may meet with these men we are holding and question them. If the diplomats are able to extract sufficient information, we will extradite them into your custody.

We thank you for the dogs. (If any of you guys knows someone who's good at terrorist RPing please invite them in on this one.)

CEN News Bulletin:
After several days of mourning a large group of corpses was found strewn on the outskirts of Koraf (a leading industrial center in my nation.) After hours of dental record analizations Camel Eaters officials have found that over one thousand of the bodies are of people who have gone missing within Camel Eaters within the past eight years. It appears that all the bodies were freshly slaughtered.

This could be a war one or not, eh?

Y'all can disregard the last attack if you think it was to much.

Our 300,000 soldiers with 3,000 German Shepards have arrived in Camel Eaters by Airbus A380s. Where do you want them? Bus Terminals? Train stations? Airports? Government Buildings?

The best sites would be aquaducts and transportation hubs. Only government run vehicles are allowed on the road. Do you think the last terrorist attack was overkill?

After you are down with the terrorist - send them to my region will they will serve the rest of there lifes in my Concentration Camps.

The people of Coreys Region suspect that this attack has something to do with the Hijackings of the 7 planes from Canada.

Corey

Really Canada was attacked too? Wow these are some sick bastards.

Unfortunately I am unable to comply with sending them to Coreyian concentration camps. If there are any left alive we plan on using them as slave labor until they die.

The best sites would be aquaducts and transportation hubs. Only government run vehicles are allowed on the road. Do you think the last terrorist attack was overkill?

I don't even understand what 1,000 bodies has to do with terrorists.

All the dogs and their handlers are being sent to all the transportation hubs.

150,000 soldiers are being deployed to transportation hubs.

The other 150,000 soldiers are being deployed to aquaducts.

A buch of dead bodies just dumped outside a city that's fuckin scary.

Seriously anyone want to RP the terrorists?

My region recently shot down an unmarked civilian aircraft for flying in a illegal airzone.

CEN News Bulletin:

Former High Ruler Freckula Garzivonni was shot and killed today in his house outside of Hangjong. Before the man that did it could be apprehended by the police. He detonated an extremely powerful bomb that was strapped to his chest destroying the house and everyone inside. Over 182 people including the Former High Ruler's friends and family were killed in the blast. Other casualities inlcude 30 police officers and the house staff.

Interesting who was flying it?

Well we believe it is one of the planes from Canada.
But we are also at war with Bombardment Isles - so it is very possible they are trying to terrorize my region.

He was doing what he was supposed to. He had been sent and nothing could stop him. The deadly package rested in the crook of his arm ticking like a tiny baby. Yarsvitz was ecstatic that he would strike a blow as he died. Then he saw them a few hundred feet away the Reichian forces had massed around the aquaduct. Yarsvitz would have to find a way around them.

You have a serious terrorist problem.
The 4th Reich of Coreys Region orders 2,000 troops to go to your region and slaughter this sick cult.

We will let our friends live in fear no longer.

We thank you for this and we also thank you for saying we are friends. It is good to have friends in times usch as these.

OOC: If anybody is reading this who hasn't already posted a pledge of support we really need someone to RP the terrorists. Please don't make me do it. Not that I'm lazy or anything it's just that I'm pretty sure I'd have to RP a civil war if my people were commiting such atrocities upon each other.

OOC: does dance for no reason realizes why he's dancing because he has so many allies.

Bump.

bump?

If you can find a way to blame this on feminany or Boguetto, Ill offer my help.

Only if they claim responsibility.

Plus I already have alot of help.

OOC: Becuase of the drought caused by the terrorists people don't take as many showers. Especially women king of people and remember what I said you could put into our showers?

Plus I already have alot of help.

OOC: Becuase of the drought caused by the terrorists people don't take as many showers. Especially women king of people and remember what I said you could put into our showers?


you have all the support you can handle.


SHOWER CAMS!!!!

bump?

Yea, we need someone to play the terrorists.

"You have all the support you can handle"
Were saying you weren't helping us or helping us? The sentnce was a wee bit vague. In return we would gladly give you crickets (and beer for your pets of course).

Hell yeah we need somone to play the terrorists. I talked to a few of my friends about it but they said maybe.

OOC: IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO BE THE TERRORISTS IN THIS THREAD PLEASE DEAR GOD PLEASE COME ABOARD AND I MEAN ANYONE (except Hataria they'd probaly nuke me those godmoding SOBS).

Hell yeah we need somone to play the terrorists. I talked to a few of my friends about it but they said maybe.

OOC: IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO BE THE TERRORISTS IN THIS THREAD PLEASE DEAR GOD PLEASE COME ABOARD AND I MEAN ANYONE (except Hataria they'd probaly nuke me those godmoding SOBS).

LOL :)

LOL yes I cocur it is hilarious

ooc:just create a puppet or invite terror cell 219
IC: 1 Million Marines have been sent. They will arrive by C130 Transports in 1 NS day.

terror cell 219? Never heard of them.

I'm glad Camel Eaters has so many friends to help with his terrorism problem, but Icurio is a newer nation that dosen't have as many allies. This dosen't mean that we don't have terrorism. I need help crushing the terrorists that killed my father and that are very close to starting an uprising in my country. Please help! http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=356641

Can someone please tell me who terror cell 219 is/are?

It's a "nation" I would assume.

At that moment shockwaves rippled all throughout the nation of Camel Eaters as the 340 bombs planted under the surface were detonated. Buildings collapsed. Soldiers were killed. Complete cities were destroyed, as well as government buildings. When all stood still, more than 2/3 of the nation of Camel Eaters was destroyed. More than 15 million laid dead on the ground. The terrorist faction of Dycerayl had achieved a bigger result than they had expected from it, but bigger is always better...

"Sir, Inetlligence points to a terror group in Dycerayl."
"Confirmed?"
"Yes General, they are confirmed after that last attack."
"That was a doozy of one. Inform them that we will not stand for it and that if they do not execute every member of this cell and all those that support them, we will invade and shall put every one of their people. And be sure to phrase it like Patton would."
"This looks to be a new war, General."
"Indeed it does. Thank you Sergeant."

Official response to Dycerayl:
We order you, on the behalf of Camel Eaters, to round up every member of this cell that has commited such a desperate act. If you do not round up and execute every member of this cell and their supporters, you will have shown yourselves to support these yellowbellies and we will do the job for you, but we willmake no exceptions on the women and children. We can and will run thru your military like crap thru a goose, and we'll make you pay! Understood?

Hmph...
Fine...you win...
*hands over about 20 men to the army of Crazed Marines*
There's our terrorist faction for you. Now do what you will with them... ;)

CEN News Bulletin:
After the huge attack that decomated the population of Camel Eaters the High Ruler had only one ting to say."Mother fucker we will descend on you like the wrath of God, we will spare none of you. If your a kid your dying to. Bitches I'll dance on your grave!!!" The High Ruler was dragged away before he began attacking people. The military has mobilized and is ready to wipe a people. If anyone would like to take part in this mass genocide go sign up at your nearest military station.

Seeing this news bulletin, the leader of the terrorist faction of Dycerayl had an idea...
These people would pay...
The Terrorist Faction of Dycerayl was more clever than they were assuming...

At that moment shockwaves rippled all throughout the nation of Camel Eaters as the 340 bombs planted under the surface were detonated. Buildings collapsed. Soldiers were killed. Complete cities were destroyed, as well as government buildings. When all stood still, more than 2/3 of the nation of Camel Eaters was destroyed. More than 15 million laid dead on the ground. The terrorist faction of Dycerayl had achieved a bigger result than they had expected from it, but bigger is always better...

Can anyone say GODMODDING?

Read the pinned topics on Godmodding and Terrorist attacks.

Hmph...
Fine...you win...
*hands over about 20 men to the army of Crazed Marines*
There's our terrorist faction for you. Now do what you will with them... ;)

*bombs the container holding the 20 million, killing everyone*

Not funny, you didn't give us them all!
[ooc: lololol]
Please edit/re-RP the attack , but my response will be the same. Have it oly kill around 15000...

The losses were huge in that one attack i'll say 1 million.

ok, that's fine, just make sure everything's RPed, especially the motivations.

FUCK YOU ALL! AHAHAHH!
*all the soldiers turn into demons and kill everyone*
AHAHAHAHAHA!
*runs off screaming*

I advise ignoring this guy...just me though...

Yea, it should be a rule that people cannot make terrorist attacks unless they read the pinned topic on terrorist attacks! ;)

Maybe that they should be forced to read the stickies before they are allowed to post

Maybe that they should be forced to read the stickies before they are allowed to post

Now that's a good idea!

IC:

The 300,000 soldiers in Camel Eaters are become bored, but still are checking for bombings and guarding key areas.

Please see the post on Yarsvitz.
Patrick please stop acting like a jackass.

OOC: I take it you know Dycerayl...
IC: My Marines have seemed to gotten "bored" on shore leave, where are there bars, adequate firing ranges, and...ahem...yeah?

Please see the post on Yarsvitz.
Patrick please stop acting like a jackass.

Yarsvitz?

Can you explain?

The High Ruler approaches the assembled ally troops. "Should any of you need to drink we have several bars please just don't swallow the tail at the bottom of the glass. It will knock you out. Should you need firing ranges we set up several for you. Should you need ...ahem... we have several hundred in our country we were surprised that you all were not attending them *regularly* Be forewarned tranvestites are just as common as men and women in our country. Homosexuality and Bisexuality is commonly practiced so if the soldiers have any "abnormal" urges we can fill those.

OOC: For Yarsvitz look earlier in the post he was trying to bomb an aquaduct but then saw your troops and was trying to figure out away around them.

Camel Eaters,

I had soldiers in cracks of walls, in vents, in alleys, on the all the abunkments, and the perminiter of each aquaduct. 1,000 soldiers at least at each aquaduct. It's impossible to "sneak" by. All the dark alleys and cracks and openings I've got soldiers.

My Marines were not knowlegable of "those" facilities. They are ordered to not visit a "uhem" with transvestites (my men usually kill them if they are duped because homosexuality is punished by death in the military). They are allowed, however, to have multiple people...as long as there is only one guy in the midst (my deployed military is compised of only men...makes things easeir on the ships facilities).

We sincerely thank you.
Lt. General Michael Hasge
Commanding General of the 1st MEF

Yarsvitz was still in the dunes right before the aquaduct we can RP that one or hae some other terrorist trying to bomb or kill some other place or person.