NationStates Jolt Archive

To show that I am not like Sephiroth (or Sap Head as I like calling him) I am Declareing War on Sephiroth, this is going to be a all tech Open RP so every one can join in the fun of seeing Sephiroth Destroyed by me!

THE EMPIRE OF HATARIA DECLARES WAR ON SEPHIROTH!

I shall not participate in this war, but I will broadcast the conflict in a series called "Junker Wars" (refering to their militaries). Broadcast rights are available.

I am going to say this to Sephiroth, COME AND FIGHT ME YOU YELLOW HEADED SAP SUCKER!

Sunday!
...........Sunday!!
......................Sunday!!!

GODMODFEST 2004

Watch as the war mammoths stamp the intergalactic fleets. Watch as the interstelar warships accept 0 damage from thermal nuclear weapons. Watch as the Hatarian peasents attack their enemies scalding water! water!! water!!! Stand in awe at the billion man army Hataria fields, and arms with sticks! sticks!! sticks!!! Duck and hide from the Sephiroth ships that suddenly appear out of nowhere! nowhere!! nowhere!!!

Want logistics? You have come to the wrong place!

Surely a duel TO THE DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111


*not affiliated with OMG HATARIA!!!


[tag]

Sunday!
...........Sunday!!
......................Sunday!!!

GODMODFEST 2004

Watch as the war mammoths stamp the intergalactic fleets. Watch as the interstelar warships jump accept 0 damage from thermal nuclear weapons.

Surely a duel TO THE DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[tag]



I would like to see Sap Head try and beat me, I will Turn his Fleat into Scrap Metal, Blow is Nation to nothing and send him to IGGY HELL MUUUUUHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Offical Tribunal statment
.........

I thought Hatria was MT,while Seph was FT...
*Thinks about orbital bombardment of Hatria's new homeland*

OMFG.

The two god-modders go head to head.

Can't wait to see the ridiclious amounts of god-moddery that will erupt. This is one for the books, dudes. :rolleyes:

I'm going to broadcast this in my nation as, "The Godmod Bowl, 2004, Modern Lamer vs Future Lamer: May the best godmodder win."

TOR, while neutral, would be interested in signing a contract with Hataria or Sephiroth for a line of merchandise based on this war. DVD's, novels, board games, T-shirts, food products, sports-wear, video games, and amazingly cheap brands of cars! It will also be broadcast on national and international TV, and made into a sitcom. Heck, we'll even GIVE poorer countries sattelite connection and plenty of TV's just so that they can watch this historic event.




OOC: If they actually get to "RPing", then I want this stickied as an example to younger nations of what NOT to do.

This is going to go down in II history as one of the best examples of n00bishness.

ooc huh? i sleep all day and some *bleeper bleeping declares war on me
ic sorry dude biger fish to fry
IGNOREDignored

ooc: Man, how much must Hataria suck to have Sephrioth ignore him?

I'm going to broadcast this in my nation as, "The Godmod Bowl, 2004, Modern Lamer vs Future Lamer: May the best godmodder win."


lol, that's one thing we can agree on.

ooc: Man, how much must Hataria suck to have Sephrioth ignore him?

Ooooh dirrrtyyy

ooc: Man, how much must Hataria suck to have Sephrioth ignore him?

:D

I think I might just use that quote as my siggy.

It's getting hot in here....*takes off clothes*

Since this is an all-tech, open, and godmodding RP, Colodia sends about 30 nuclear missiles to your capitol and other populated cities. You have 30 seconds to kiss a picture of Kenny from Southpark or die...

..

...


...

It's 30 seconds, have a nice radiated day!

Its time for a Rumble in the (GodMod)Jungle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

I think I might just use that quote as my siggy.

ooc: Heh, okay. Be sure to credit me.

I think Seph is a Chicken, I think he saw My Pro on NationStates and Ran away.

Over 500,000,000 against......how many does Sap Head have again???

ooc: Man, how much must Hataria suck to have Sephrioth ignore him?
wow... and this has become a flame thread that's about it

I think Seph is a Chicken, I think he saw My Pro on NationStates and Ran away.

Over 500,000,000 against......how many does Sap Head have again???
once again, you have been n00k3d...

Sunday!
...........Sunday!!
......................Sunday!!!

GODMODFEST 2004

Watch as the war mammoths stamp the intergalactic fleets. Watch as the interstelar warships accept 0 damage from thermal nuclear weapons. Watch as the Hatarian peasents attack their enemies scalding water! water!! water!!! Stand in awe at the billion man army Hataria fields, and arms with sticks! sticks!! sticks!!! Duck and hide from the Sephiroth ships that suddenly appear out of nowhere! nowhere!! nowhere!!!

Want logistics? You have come to the wrong place!

Surely a duel TO THE DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111


*not affiliated with OMG HATARIA!!!


[tag]

LOL LOLLOL

Oh jesus this is great. But damn Sephiroth dosn't want to prove that he can "RP good." This is so gona be saved for future referance!

Hi. On behalf of our consumers, the entire Omicron Alpha government would like to express our nation's general feeling of :confused: at this moment in time. Be advised; excessive :confused: can and frequently does result in a CEH emergency, CEH being Cascading Explody Head. Erm... yeah. Good day to you all.

Just reading Tree Dwellers post makes this my favorite thread of all time. (I literally fell out my seat laughing, hurt my leg. Hurts like nothing else...nothing else except my now also bruised right shoulder that is >.>)

Hi. On behalf of our consumers, the entire Omicron Alpha government would like to express our nation's general feeling of :confused: at this moment in time. Be advised; excessive :confused: can and frequently does result in a CEH emergency, CEH being Cascading Explody Head. Erm... yeah. Good day to you all.

EXPLODEY HEAD!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v433/Kami-Kaze/explode.gif

(Warning, zee gorey picture)
(Apologies for zee double posting)

EXPLODEY HEAD!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v433/Kami-Kaze/explode.gif

(Warning, zee gorey picture)
(Apologies for zee double posting)
LMAO!


Colodian News Network

Colodia continues to nuke the nation of Hataria, but still has not received any word from the enemy. They will continue to be nuked until all 400 of Colodia's available nuclear weapons are used.

ooc huh? i sleep all day and some *bleeper bleeping declares war on me
ic sorry dude biger fish to fry
IGNOREDignored

I want Seph and Hataria to fight each other.

DO IT!

You know you want to!

Maybe if we nuke them more.

I know Seph's planet is already a mix of a casino and pure glass (So many nukes....), but Hataria aint glassed yet I don't think. So let's just nuke 'em both and blame it on the other, that way we get a fight.

hataria get a life, life, life!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HAHAHA.........HAHAHA!!!:)
Hataria is an idiot.
Even assuming that Seph wasn't a godmodder he would kick your ass because he is in space!!! You can't reach him.
Hataria there is a long list of people who own your land. ITD, Canan etc...
nearly everyone except... YOU!!!

.....Behold. Sephiroth, who picks fights with random people now refuses to fight Hataria, who's attacking him out of spite and jealousy (Obviously desires the #1 godmoder slot).

I think Hataria has just earned the Worst Nation on NS Award.....bestowed by Sephiroth.

Why is everybody here really, really sad! Look, nobody wants to fight so lets all go home, count to 1000 (That might be hard for some here) and then think wether we want to fight each other THAT badly

dammit i was promised a fight a fight what the hell is ft and mt and why cant these guys fight proper dropped on head at birth deprived of oxygen mothers didnt love them enough(or too much?)

calm down. count to 1000...

calm down. count to 1000...
The Hatarian way or the normal way?

MT vs. FT... what a novel idea... of course, by the Godmoding rule of infinite regression, no matter how much area the FT glassed, there would still be more territory left... and no matter how many soldiers killed, even more soldiers... Marketing rights is right... this would go on forever... Get out your camcorders fellas, and I hope you brought extra batteries...... this is going to take awhile...

MT vs. FT... what a novel idea... of course, by the Godmoding rule of infinite regression, no matter how much area the FT glassed, there would still be more territory left... and no matter how many soldiers killed, even more soldiers... Marketing rights is right... this would go on forever... Get out your camcorders fellas, and I hope you brought extra batteries...... this is going to take awhile...
$1000 on it being a hundred years before either realises that there have been no losses!

Sdaejiri, I agree...that has to hurt a lot to be rejected by Seph...


C'mon, Seph...he's been named Sephiroth II..surely you want to crush your main rival,and let all see the...uh..glory..that is Sephiroth..?

Guys, I think Hataria might be improving his RP'ing.

Its in one of the recent threads... Holy Blockades Hataria

Hataria has been posting reasonable losses and not excessively god modding. Maybe there's hope.

bout time

He could return from the Seph area and possibly move to the TFU area. There's maybe even hope for him to become a good RP-er

ooc: Man, how much must Hataria suck to have Sephrioth ignore him?OOC: Truly one of the greatest quotes in NS history. :D

Wow, now this is something I never thought I'd see. *gets popcorn*

*sits down hopefully to watch*
*sharpens knife while waiting*

Come on, let's see some Seph on Hataria fighting!

OOC: I tought I had this, Thread Closed??

Wow; talk about your living dead posts...

Ew... grave digger.. Well lets get the shot gun and put this zombie of a thread back in it's place.

Ugh, if this to belittle me, I think it is beginning to take it's toll.

Ugh, if this to belittle me, I think it is beginning to take it's toll.

.....Wha'?

Lets just say bring this up again make me well...uneasy.

Your....Sephrioth!?

Hell no, I am just reminded of my futile war against him. I must admit, he was godmoding, basically I fought him or he fought me was it? And our fleet were attacking him and he said how the shields flared and then the captain of his fleet ordered them to power him up. I attacked again at his fleet while they "powered up" and he just repelled them. Doesnt he know by diverting energy to the one fighter results in weakening the entire squadron.

I am asking the mods to Close this Thread.