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Jonothana Announces British Overseas Territory Conference (Earth V)

Jonothana
12-09-2004, 22:15
OOC: Open to the owners of (in EV) Anguilla, Bermuda, British Indian Ocean Territory, British Virgin Islands, Cayman Islands, Falkland Islands, Gibraltar, Montserrat, Pitcairn, St Helena, South Georgia/South Sandwich Islands, Turks and Caicos Islands. (I will update this when I find a better source. Basically every Brittish Territory).

IC:

Following dabate in the Jonothanian government about the ownership of overseas territory. Would all notions who are involved please sign up and send a delegate over as soon as possible.
UNIverseVERSE
13-09-2004, 15:33
*tag*

The Corporate Police State of UNIverseVERSE and subcontractors are sending a delegate due to our ownership of the Falkland Islands and Gibraltar. The delegate will arrive in 23.57 hours.

OOC: Where is this taking place?
Jonothana
13-09-2004, 16:21
Madrid (Spain, Capital of). It's nice and the delegates can ave some fun while they are there. :D
UNIverseVERSE
13-09-2004, 17:43
OOC: sounds good, just need to think of a name now. (w00t, 300 posts)
Jonothana
13-09-2004, 22:17
I will start up an IRC channel for instant discussions. DO you know how to use IRC. (Server : IRC.ESPER.NET)
UNIverseVERSE
14-09-2004, 21:25
OOC: I don't use IRC

IC: Vilhelm UVV stepped off the plane into the heat of Madrid. It might officially be autumn now, but the summer heat seemed to be sticking around. As he waited for his car he straightened his tie and brushed a tiny speck of dust of his suit. He wondered why he was being sent straight to the conference without giving him a chance to look around first.
As his car arrived he got in and drove off. He pondered his wife and children, the effect his sudden leaving would have on them, and his role in this conference, even why it was being held, as there had been no real subject in the summons he got. Ah well he thought might as well take life as it comes.
Jonothana
14-09-2004, 21:35
"Hello there. Glad you could make it."
The PM himelf had come to see him in.
"May I introduce you to David Buchan, he will be the delegate for the conference"
Kriegorgrad
14-09-2004, 21:41
Kriegorgrad is interested in the Falkland Islands and them alone. Should challenged for these infinitely valuable islands, we will not hesitate to go to war.

The Falklands sheep have a right to a fair goverment such as Kriegorgrad's.

Delegate ETA 7 hours.
Jonothana
14-09-2004, 21:44
Doesn't UVV have that?
UNIverseVERSE
14-09-2004, 21:46
"Thank you, now where is my room? he says, as he looks around "Hmmm, nobody else seems to be here yet, could get very lonely".

OOC: Sorry Kriegorgrad, they're mine
Jonothana
14-09-2004, 21:52
David enters the room.
"Hi, now lets get down to business. We want Gibraltar and the Falklands. We do not want to go to war. So, we have decided to see if we can buy them from you. How does $500 million a square km sound to you?
Kriegorgrad
14-09-2004, 21:57
"Thank you, now where is my room? he says, as he looks around "Hmmm, nobody else seems to be here yet, could get very lonely".

OOC: Sorry Kriegorgrad, they're mine

OOC: Soz, I reread the first post, I thought this was claiming territories for some odd reason, I'll retire.
UNIverseVERSE
17-09-2004, 15:39
David enters the room.
"Hi, now lets get down to business. We want Gibraltar and the Falklands. We do not want to go to war. So, we have decided to see if we can buy them from you. How does $500 million a square km sound to you?

"Sorry, we can't sell them" He says apologetically, "we need to maintain a prescence in both those areas."
Kormanthor
21-10-2004, 14:24
Bump
VirginIncursion
21-10-2004, 14:48
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To: The Government of Jonothana

From: Queen Casiopia Of Virgin Incursion

How many square km are there in the piece of property you are interested in? I would rather not sell our property. But, sense you are threating us, we are thinking there is at least five thousand square km's in the property in
question. So if you agree with that the the Virgin British Isles property on Earth V is worth 2.5 Billion USD. If this is exceptable to you and the Great Sixth Reich then I guess we have a deal. If not then I guess we will be forced to go to
war with you.

( 500,000 X 5,000 = $ 2,500,000,000 USD )

Queen Casiopia

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Jonothana
24-10-2004, 19:46
It is no longer a concern. You may keep your property.
Kormanthor
25-10-2004, 05:57
It is no longer a concern. You may keep your property.__________________
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I'm not hard, you're just moderatley inferior to me. :gundge:






As you are majorly inferior to me :D Not to mention majorly RUDE too :rolleyes:
VirginIncursion
25-10-2004, 14:45
It is no longer a concern. You may keep your property.

I appreciate you " ALLOWING " me to retain my own
property Jonothana. However, I am wondering...... Does the fact that
you don't understand English, give you the right to insult someone you
have never meant?:( Oh, by the way, you will have to forgive Kormanthor
he is extremely protective of me. :D

Queen Casiopia of VI

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Jonothana
25-10-2004, 15:02
How have we offended you?