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The Trial of Captain Swoverland (Open RP)

Roach-Busters
12-09-2004, 03:37
The defendant, Captain Erik John Swoverland, age 36, stands trial for the wanton murder of innocent children, the illegal seizure of international aid for personal embellishment, the kidnapping of hundreds of individuals, and for his acts of terrorism in District D. The plaintiff will be President J.L. We are looking for a judge and twenty individuals to serve as the jury. We also need a prosecutor. Everyone is invited to attend the trial. If you would like one of your citizens (or leaders) to be a member of the jury or the judge or prosecutor, you are welcome to. It will be a first come, first served basis. So, basically, whoever says, "I wanna be judge!" first gets the job.

Without further ado, the trial will begin...
Wirraway
12-09-2004, 03:39
The Iron Concordiat will send its Cheif Judicial Functionary Bill Fellows to serve on the jury.
The Island of Rose
12-09-2004, 03:41
I wanna be judge!
Frenzberrie
12-09-2004, 03:41
I, Arch-Preator Siphadias P. Warmada, of Escapadia, Frenzberrie will serve on this jury.
Roach-Busters
12-09-2004, 03:41
Both your requests are accepted. TIOR, please name the individual you wish to serve as judge.
Wirraway
12-09-2004, 03:42
The defendant, Captain Erik John Swoverland, age 36, stands trial for the wanton murder of innocent children, the illegal seizure of international aid for personal embellishment, the kidnapping of hundreds of individuals, and for his acts of terrorism in District D. The plaintiff will be President J.L. We are looking for a judge and twenty individuals to serve as the jury. We also need a prosecutor. Everyone is invited to attend the trial. If you would like one of your citizens (or leaders) to be a member of the jury or the judge or prosecutor, you are welcome to. It will be a first come, first served basis. So, basically, whoever says, "I wanna be judge!" first gets the job.

Without further ado, the trial will begin...

OOC: you should link to the original thread.
Enodscopia
12-09-2004, 03:42
Enodscopia would like to send Justice Bill Scott to be on the jury.
Wolf America
12-09-2004, 03:43
The United States of Wolf America will send Black Wolf (http://us.games-workshop.com/games/40k/spacemarines/catalog/spacemarines/images/SMRNEmperorsChampion_large.gif), the leader of the Royal Bodygaurd Elites, to serve on this jury.
Roach-Busters
12-09-2004, 03:43
Very well. Now, we just need fifteen more members of the jury and a prosecutor...

Thanks, everyone! :)
Borman Empire
12-09-2004, 03:44
Emperor Bhalk, along with flalse Bhalks and guards, will be on the jury.
The Island of Rose
12-09-2004, 03:46
Might as well say who is coming...

General Alexei Vasiva of the 101st Division will be the Judge... of DOOM.
Roach-Busters
12-09-2004, 03:46
Emperor Bhalk, along with flalse Bhalks and guards, will be on the jury.

Sure. Only one person per nation, though.
Crimson Sparta
12-09-2004, 03:46
Lord Tanaka Kage, assumed to be in charge of justice in Crimson Sparta, has expressed interest in this case and would like to serve on the jury.
Roach-Busters
12-09-2004, 03:47
Lord Tanaka Shi, assumed to be in charge of justice in Crimson Sparta, has expressed interest in this case and would like to serve on the jury.

Permission granted. Thanks.
Borman Empire
12-09-2004, 03:48
Sure. Only one person per nation, though.

I mean guards to guard him and false Bhalks to make assassination very hard.
Roach-Busters
12-09-2004, 03:49
I mean guards to guard him and false Bhalks to make assassination very hard.

Okay.
Frenzberrie
12-09-2004, 03:50
I mean guards to guard him and false Bhalks to make assassination very hard.



I tried that once. Then one of my clones tried to buy liquer with my credit card. Needless to say, he's still serving his 40 years.

Arch-Preator Siphadias P. Warmada
Roach-Busters
12-09-2004, 03:56
Any other volunteers?
Frenzberrie
12-09-2004, 03:57
Is it nessessary for a jury of 20 poeple? Most juries in Frenzberrie compose of 6.

Arch-Preator Siphadias P. Warmada
Future Thought
12-09-2004, 04:03
The Fedaration of Future Thought would be more than happy to offer immunity to prosecution and a job to the good Captain should he choose to escape. We feel he would make either any excellent Special Forces operative for long term deep cover assignments in other countries or a prison warden if he proves incapable of passing our harsh training regime. We wish him the best in escaping.
Borman Empire
12-09-2004, 04:12
The Fedaration of Future Thought would be more than happy to offer immunity to prosecution and a job to the good Captain should he choose to escape. We feel he would make either any excellent Special Forces operative for long term deep cover assignments in other countries or a prison warden if he proves incapable of passing our harsh training regime. We wish him the best in escaping.

And we would of course wipe Future THought form the face of the earth if they did so.

I tried that once. Then one of my clones tried to buy liquer with my credit card. Needless to say, he's still serving his 40 years.

Arch-Preator Siphadias P. Warmada
Frenzberrie
12-09-2004, 04:12
The Fedaration of Future Thought would be more than happy to offer immunity to prosecution and a job to the good Captain should he choose to escape. We feel he would make either any excellent Special Forces operative for long term deep cover assignments in other countries or a prison warden if he proves incapable of passing our harsh training regime. We wish him the best in escaping.

Please note that because of the Preatorian Monarchy's involvement in this trial, should he be found guilty, the Royal Army and Air Forces will make sure his punishment is delivered appropriately.

Arch-Preator Siphadias P. Warmada
Roach-Busters
12-09-2004, 04:51
bump
Decisive Action
12-09-2004, 04:52
If it's not taken, I want to be prosecutor, please. :D
Decisive Action
12-09-2004, 04:53
Other- If he's white, and he was fighting for the right-wing cause, let him go, consider giving him a medal.
Roach-Busters
12-09-2004, 04:59
If it's not taken, I want to be prosecutor, please. :D

Sure!
The Island of Rose
12-09-2004, 05:00
Other- If he's white, and he was fighting for the right-wing cause, let him go, consider giving him a medal.

Heh. And if he happened to rape 50,000 women? He was just spreading the Aryan seed right? :P
Frenzberrie
12-09-2004, 05:16
bump......and please don't get into an argument guys.
The Island of Rose
12-09-2004, 05:29
bump......and please don't get into an argument guys.

That was a joke. Notice the tounge :P
Roach-Busters
12-09-2004, 05:29
Other- If he's white, and he was fighting for the right-wing cause, let him go, consider giving him a medal.

Hardly. All the children he killed were white. (He himself was white, though) As for right-wing, he was far from it. In his bedroom, government officials found copies of Das Kapital; Communist Manifesto; Humanist Manifesto; People's War, People's Army; and several books by dozens of other communists, not to mention Howard Zinn. In his room were over seventeen posters of Che Guevara.
Frenzberrie
12-09-2004, 05:32
should we be revealing evidence outside the courtroom?
The Island of Rose
12-09-2004, 05:33
Hardly. All the children he killed were white. (He himself was white, though) As for right-wing, he was far from it. In his bedroom, government officials found copies of Das Kapital; Communist Manifesto; Humanist Manifesto; People's War, People's Army; and several books by dozens of other communists, not to mention Howard Zinn. In his room were over seventeen posters of Che Guevara.

Heh. Damn commies :P

Can't wait to hand out the sentence, I am gonna think of the sickest thing... evar.
Roach-Busters
12-09-2004, 05:34
Can't wait to hand out the sentence, I am gonna think of the sickest thing... evar.

Excellent, excellent. It seems I picked the right man for the job! :D
Wolf America
12-09-2004, 05:39
If you need a executer, Black Wolf is your man. He could use his big sword to cut Swoverland's head or other body part off.
Roach-Busters
12-09-2004, 05:42
If you need a executer, Black Wolf is your man. He could use his big sword to cut Swoverland's head or other body part off.

If the defendant is convicted, I want him to die in the most agonizing and excruciating manner, as slowly as possible, after undergoing days of the most abominable torture in history. Can you do that?
The Island of Rose
12-09-2004, 05:43
If you need a executer, Black Wolf is your man. He could use his big sword to cut Swoverland's head or other body part off.

Who said I'm going to kill him? :D
Wolf America
12-09-2004, 05:50
If the defendant is convicted, I want him to die in the most agonizing and excruciating manner, as slowly as possible, after undergoing days of the most abominable torture in history. Can you do that?

Yes, he can.

OOC: Get me a few mins to think of something.
Roach-Busters
12-09-2004, 05:55
Yes, he can.

OOC: Get me a few mins to think of something.

Thanks. Please try to make it as horrific, graphic, and insidious as possible.
The Island of Rose
12-09-2004, 05:56
Thanks. Please try to make it as horrific, graphic, and insidious as possible.

I'm the judge I decide! I have this planned out damn it!
Roach-Busters
12-09-2004, 06:04
I'm the judge I decide! I have this planned out damn it!

(Recoils in fear) Y-Y-Yessir! :eek:

(OOC: I'm going to bed. You guys can keep posting if you want. We'll start the trial tomorrow morning, if no one minds. Good night.)
Wolf America
12-09-2004, 06:05
Thanks. Please try to make it as horrific, graphic, and insidious as possible.

Here are some ex.

He could cut held fingers & toes off and put him a room with a TV that only show is Barney. :eek:

Or

Shave all the hair off him body and then put him near a huge ant pile and cover him with honey.

Or

Cut off one part a week for 2 years. Put him on fire for a day per month. Then put bleach on for a whole week per month. Then put sometime of acid on him ever 2 hours per day.

OOC: That is all I can think of.
Wolf America
12-09-2004, 06:07
(Recoils in fear) Y-Y-Yessir! :eek:

(OOC: I'm going to bed. You guys can keep posting if you want. We'll start the trial tomorrow morning, if no one minds. Good night.)

OOC: Ok. Tomorrow morning, then. Good night, dude.
The Island of Rose
12-09-2004, 06:11
Here are some ex.

He could cut held fingers & toes off and put him a room with a TV that only show is Barney. :eek:

Or

Shave all the hair off him body and then put him near a huge ant pile and cover him with honey.

Or

Cut off one part a week for 2 years. Put him on fire for a day per month. Then put bleach on for a whole week per month. Then put sometime of acid on him ever 2 hours per day.

OOC: That is all I can think of.

Fool!

First we strip him of his clothes, then we put a very large naked man behind him as he breathes heavily on his neck. He is then to write 999,999,999,999,999,999 times, "I am a homosexual". After that, he must shave his pubic hair with a rusty shaver. Then he must used that same shaver to cut off his penis. He will then be anally raped 50 times by 500 gay men. And then, we hang him upside down as we beat him with bamboo and 80's pop music plays in the background. He will die of the beating.

Well?
Sanctaphrax
12-09-2004, 06:14
If you are looking for a juror then may I send over Screedius Tollinix, a civilian who won the chance to go abroad and see how a real trial works:)
Wolf America
12-09-2004, 06:16
Fool!

First we strip him of his clothes, then we put a very large naked man behind him as he breathes heavily on his neck. He is then to write 999,999,999,999,999,999 times, "I am a homosexual". After that, he must shave his pubic hair with a rusty shaver. Then he must used that same shaver to cut off his penis. He will then be anally raped 50 times by 500 gay men. And then, we hang him upside down as we beat him with bamboo and 80's pop music plays in the background. He will die of the beating.

Well?

I wasn't going to do something gay to him.

My first one is wrong.

My second one is a slow and painful death.

My thrid one is a longer slow and painful death.
The Parthians
12-09-2004, 06:17
Field Marshall Rostam Bahari would like to serve on the jury to "put a stop to the cancer of leftism."

OOC: Execution by disembowling, by the following method: after driving metal spikes under his fingernails and anally raping him with a knife, make a small incision in his side and attach his entrails to a wooden stake, then force him to walk forward, pulling out his intestines.
Wolf America
12-09-2004, 06:19
OOC: Execution by disembowling, by the following method: make a small incision and attach his entrails to a wooden stake, then force him to walk forward, pulling out his intestines.

OOC: Thats sick, man.
The Island of Rose
12-09-2004, 06:19
We'll work something later... but it has to involve rape.
Wolf America
12-09-2004, 06:28
We'll work something later... but it has to involve rape.

Ok.
Have a huge gay man in a Barney suit rape him.
The Parthians
12-09-2004, 06:44
OOC: Thats sick, man.
no, just evil..... ;)
The Island of Rose
12-09-2004, 06:53
Pssh, kid stuff. You need to get mental too. Play 80's pop music and Barney ;)
Frenzberrie
12-09-2004, 07:26
We'll work something later... but it has to involve rape.


Why?

Cant we just kill this guy with a good old guillotine?
The Parthians
12-09-2004, 16:07
How about a combination of rape, shoving metal spikes under the fingernails, and my method of disemboweling?
Borman Empire
12-09-2004, 17:27
How about a combination of rape, shoving metal spikes under the fingernails, and my method of disemboweling?

Sounds good to me
The Island of Rose
12-09-2004, 17:31
How about a combination of rape, shoving metal spikes under the fingernails, and my method of disemboweling?

While playing 80's music and being videotaped.

Plus he must write "I am gay" 999,999,999,999,999,999,999 times. Naked. In front of a big hairy man.
Borman Empire
12-09-2004, 17:33
While playing 80's music and being videotaped.

Plus he must write "I am gay" 999,999,999,999,999,999,999 times. Naked. In front of a big hairy man.

OOC: LOL

IC: Evil, and horrible, and......and......and i like it. That's the way to go.
Roach-Busters
12-09-2004, 17:39
Fool!

First we strip him of his clothes, then we put a very large naked man behind him as he breathes heavily on his neck. He is then to write 999,999,999,999,999,999 times, "I am a homosexual". After that, he must shave his pubic hair with a rusty shaver. Then he must used that same shaver to cut off his penis. He will then be anally raped 50 times by 500 gay men. And then, we hang him upside down as we beat him with bamboo and 80's pop music plays in the background. He will die of the beating.

Well?

Perfect! Except...make him watch Barney while he goes through all that! :eek:
Borman Empire
12-09-2004, 17:40
I think what parthians and Island of roses said together, plus barney, is perfect.
Roach-Busters
12-09-2004, 17:42
I think we should combine everyone's ideas into one...heh, heh, heh! :D
Borman Empire
12-09-2004, 17:43
I think we should combine everyone's ideas into one...heh, heh, heh! :D

That's kind of what it is.
Roach-Busters
12-09-2004, 17:56
WARNING!!! The following is NOT INTENDED FOR YOUNG AUDIENCES Viewer discretion is advised!


Here's my idea (get a bucket ready...)

1.Squirt a few drops of gasoline onto his eyeballs, then sprinkle gunpowder onto them. Then, light a match, and set them on fire. While they're on fire, tear them out, and stuff him up his nostrils until he's about to suffocate; then, pop them out.

2.Take a drill, turn it on, and drill all the way up his a**.

3.Peel off his buttcheeks, tiny piece by tiny piece, then grind them up, put them in a blender, and make a buttcheek shake; make him drink it.

4.Squish his balls into jelly, spread it on a piece of bread, and make him eat it.

5.Perform a sex-change operation on him...without anesthesia.

6.Rip out of his fingernails and toenails, one at a time.

7.Pinch his tongue with a pair of pliers, stretch it out, and then smash it with a sledgehammer.

8.Rip out every hair on his body, one by one.

9.Spank him with a crowbar 999,999,999,999,999 times.

10.Finally, throw him into a cage of sodomite gorillas, and let them finish him off, as the song, "I love you" (from Barney) plays in the background!

:eek:
Roach-Busters
12-09-2004, 18:02
bump
Borman Empire
12-09-2004, 18:06
WARNING!!! The following is NOT INTENDED FOR YOUNG AUDIENCES Viewer discretion is advised!


Here's my idea (get a bucket ready...)

1.Squirt a few drops of gasoline onto his eyeballs, then sprinkle gunpowder onto them. Then, light a match, and set them on fire. While they're on fire, tear them out, and stuff him up his nostrils until he's about to suffocate; then, pop them out.

2.Take a drill, turn it on, and drill all the way up his a**.

3.Peel off his buttcheeks, tiny piece by tiny piece, then grind them up, put them in a blender, and make a buttcheek shake; make him drink it.

4.Squish his balls into jelly, spread it on a piece of bread, and make him eat it.

5.Perform a sex-change operation on him...without anesthesia.

6.Rip out of his fingernails and toenails, one at a time.

7.Pinch his tongue with a pair of pliers, stretch it out, and then smash it with a sledgehammer.

8.Rip out every hair on his body, one by one.

9.Spank him with a crowbar 999,999,999,999,999 times.

10.Finally, throw him into a cage of sodomite gorillas, and let them finish him off, as the song, "I love you" (from Barney) plays in the background!

:eek:

Definetly
Roach-Busters
12-09-2004, 18:11
WARNING!!! The following is NOT INTENDED FOR YOUNG AUDIENCES Viewer discretion is advised!


Here's my idea (get a bucket ready...)

1.Squirt a few drops of gasoline onto his eyeballs, then sprinkle gunpowder onto them. Then, light a match, and set them on fire. While they're on fire, tear them out, and stuff him up his nostrils until he's about to suffocate; then, pop them out.

2.Take a drill, turn it on, and drill all the way up his a**.

3.Peel off his buttcheeks, tiny piece by tiny piece, then grind them up, put them in a blender, and make a buttcheek shake; make him drink it.

4.Squish his balls into jelly, spread it on a piece of bread, and make him eat it.

5.Perform a sex-change operation on him...without anesthesia.

6.Rip out of his fingernails and toenails, one at a time.

7.Pinch his tongue with a pair of pliers, stretch it out, and then smash it with a sledgehammer.

8.Rip out every hair on his body, one by one.

9.Spank him with a crowbar 999,999,999,999,999 times.

10.Finally, throw him into a cage of sodomite gorillas, and let them finish him off, as the song, "I love you" (from Barney) plays in the background!

:eek:

Whaddaya think? ;)
Wolf America
12-09-2004, 18:12
I think what parthians and Island of roses said together, plus barney, is perfect.

I came up with the use of Barney.
Wolf America
12-09-2004, 18:15
WARNING!!! The following is NOT INTENDED FOR YOUNG AUDIENCES Viewer discretion is advised!


Here's my idea (get a bucket ready...)

1.Squirt a few drops of gasoline onto his eyeballs, then sprinkle gunpowder onto them. Then, light a match, and set them on fire. While they're on fire, tear them out, and stuff him up his nostrils until he's about to suffocate; then, pop them out.

2.Take a drill, turn it on, and drill all the way up his a**.

3.Peel off his buttcheeks, tiny piece by tiny piece, then grind them up, put them in a blender, and make a buttcheek shake; make him drink it.

4.Squish his balls into jelly, spread it on a piece of bread, and make him eat it.

5.Perform a sex-change operation on him...without anesthesia.

6.Rip out of his fingernails and toenails, one at a time.

7.Pinch his tongue with a pair of pliers, stretch it out, and then smash it with a sledgehammer.

8.Rip out every hair on his body, one by one.

9.Spank him with a crowbar 999,999,999,999,999 times.

10.Finally, throw him into a cage of sodomite gorillas, and let them finish him off, as the song, "I love you" (from Barney) plays in the background!

:eek:

Sound good.
Roach-Busters
12-09-2004, 18:16
Sound good.

Why, thank you! :p

It doesn't matter to me whose idea we use, but Barney is definitely going to be part of the torture! :eek:
Wolf America
12-09-2004, 18:28
Why, thank you! :p

It doesn't matter to me whose idea we use, but Barney is definitely going to be part of the torture! :eek:

I say we use them all. Put them all together.
Borman Empire
12-09-2004, 18:34
Why, thank you! :p

It doesn't matter to me whose idea we use, but Barney is definitely going to be part of the torture! :eek:

awesome
The Island of Rose
12-09-2004, 18:38
It's wrong, I like it!
Roach-Busters
12-09-2004, 18:42
It's wrong, I like it!

Thanks! :D
The Parthians
12-09-2004, 18:42
I say we use them all. Put them all together.
We need to make the disemboweling the last part.
Roach-Busters
12-09-2004, 18:42
I say we use them all. Put them all together.

Definitely! :D
Doomingsland
12-09-2004, 19:21
OK, you said my guy can be executioner, so let me go kill him now.
Borman Empire
12-09-2004, 19:22
bump
The Island of Rose
12-09-2004, 19:23
OK, you said my guy can be executioner, so let me go kill him now.

The court hasn't started yet...
Borman Empire
12-09-2004, 19:25
He;s guilty, let's just go to the execution.
Frenzberrie
13-09-2004, 02:29
Let us wait until the trial has ended. Perhaps he will be proven innocent.
Borman Empire
13-09-2004, 02:56
We know he's guilty. My soldiers put the gun to his head when they captured him. He threatened to kill the hundred of kids he had.
Roach-Busters
13-09-2004, 02:58
He;s guilty, let's just go to the execution.

Sounds good to me! :D

Kill him, Doom!
Wolf America
13-09-2004, 03:04
Sounds good to me! :D

Kill him, Doom!

"He's guilty." saids Black Wolf in a dark, deep scary voice.
The Island of Rose
13-09-2004, 03:08
"He's guilty." saids Black Wolf in a dark, deep scary voice.

"Not until the Jury says he is guilty.[/i]" said the General in his Patton like voice.
Decisive Action
13-09-2004, 03:11
Hardly. All the children he killed were white. (He himself was white, though) As for right-wing, he was far from it. In his bedroom, government officials found copies of Das Kapital; Communist Manifesto; Humanist Manifesto; People's War, People's Army; and several books by dozens of other communists, not to mention Howard Zinn. In his room were over seventeen posters of Che Guevara.


"We plan to see this man hang! We are going to send our best lawyer, Senator Simon Rutledge from Mississippian Egypt, just as soon as he is done rallying the segregationists to victory over the arab barbarians." Paul Stahlecker
Decisive Action
13-09-2004, 03:13
"We suggest after he is convicted that he be hanged until half dead, cut down, his penis removed, cooked, he be forced to eat it, then his bowls removed, he be forced to eat them, then we hang him back up, smear tar on him, then we set him ablaze. And while this is going on, a group of Republican Guard soldiers can gang rape his female relatives in plain sight of him." Paul Stahlecker
The Island of Rose
13-09-2004, 03:23
"We suggest after he is convicted that he be hanged until half dead, cut down, his penis removed, cooked, he be forced to eat it, then his bowls removed, he be forced to eat them, then we hang him back up, smear tar on him, then we set him ablaze. And while this is going on, a group of Republican Guard soldiers can gang rape his female relatives in plain sight of him." Paul Stahlecker

I think he should be raped as this is going on... by a big hairy man. Other then that, we already have a strategy.

((OOC: We are sick....))
Borman Empire
13-09-2004, 03:32
OOC: Oh yeah.
Doomingsland
13-09-2004, 21:22
OOC: Don't worry guys, I have a special execution planned for him...muahahahahahaha!(make sure its broadcast live throughout the world) Can I kill him now?
Borman Empire
14-09-2004, 00:43
Apparently, we have to wait for the trial to begin. What kind of a bogus trial is this, lets go to the execution right in the beginning and then the trial.
Wirraway
14-09-2004, 01:49
Apparently, we have to wait for the trial to begin. What kind of a bogus trial is this, lets go to the execution right in the beginning and then the trial.

Definatly, there shouldn't be a trial anayway, he murdered and mutilated two kids in front of thousands. Let's proceed directly to the execution and torture.
Borman Empire
14-09-2004, 02:20
I second that, well actually i third that. Or do I?
Dirtyfrank
14-09-2004, 02:27
The Armed Republic of Dirtyfrank will gladly take him in exile.....should that be the outcome........


Signed;

Franklyn Merritt Jr.
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Borman Empire
14-09-2004, 02:30
The Armed Republic of Dirtyfrank will gladly take him in exile.....should that be the outcome........


Signed;

Franklyn Merritt Jr.
Minister of Foreign Affairs

Oh no. Hes getting punishment by death.
Doomingsland
14-09-2004, 21:32
OOC:I need RBs OK for me to start.
Borman Empire
14-09-2004, 21:46
OOC:I need RBs OK for me to start.

We're all waiting for that.
Doomingsland
15-09-2004, 00:12
OOC:I'm tired of waiting, so I'll kill him now-

WARNING, THE FOLLOWING POST IS UNSUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 20, VIEWER DISCRESION IS ADVISED

Skar stepped into the torture chamber beneath the courthouse. He wore black robes, and an executioner's mask. There were camera crews set up, eagerly waiting the exectution to begin. Swoverland was strapped down on a table, but naked. Skar motioned for an assistant to begin...

The assistant would have the worst possible job:castrating Swoverland with a butter knife.

Firstly, he took out a large needle, and jammed it into his leg. It was filled with caffine, to make sure he'd stay awake through all the pain. Then he took out a pointy sitck, flipped Swoverland over, and shoved it up his ass. Then he flipped him back over, forcing it in further. He then took a large, dull knife off a tray, and began to saw at his dick. A half an hour later, a screaming Swoverland had his penis, then his balls, stuffed into his mouth. Next, two others approached, this time with VERY sharp knives. They began to cut off fingers and toes, one by one. When that was done, both of his wrists were slit, and a noose was tightened around his neck, to make him think the end would come soon.

It was far from over.

Skar approached with a large knife, and began to cut open his gut. When he had slit it open, careful not to touch any insides, he began to pull out organs, until he got to the stomach. Then he took the knife, punchered the stomach in several places, and yelled "Flip 'em!"

A rope tied around his feet was pulled, turning him upside down, and causing the stomach acids to rush down his body, turning him into an empty carcass. When this was done, he was still barely alive. Skar finnaly ended it when he drew his scimitar, and lopped off his head, and held it high, yelling "Behold, the head of a traitor! So end all traitors, God save JL!"

OOC:I sicken even myself sometimes...
Borman Empire
15-09-2004, 00:16
Im under 20.
Doomingsland
15-09-2004, 00:23
bump for edit.
Borman Empire
15-09-2004, 00:40
Bump
Doomingsland
15-09-2004, 00:56
No comments?
The Island of Rose
15-09-2004, 01:03
No comments?

You should've raped him...
Doomingsland
15-09-2004, 01:05
None of my guys are gay, tho.
The Island of Rose
15-09-2004, 01:15
None of my guys are gay, tho.

They don't need to be. Just get some lonely men from the prison ;)
Doomingsland
15-09-2004, 01:17
The men in prison aren't allowed to see other people for their whole sentence, though (and people wounder why I have no crime, even after this execution).
The Island of Rose
15-09-2004, 01:19
The men in prison aren't allowed to see other people for their whole sentence, though (and people wounder why I have no crime, even after this execution).

Then get people on death row, shoot them after :P
Doomingsland
15-09-2004, 01:22
Well, actualy I was planning on having a stick shoved up his ass, so it'd have the same effect, except I forgot, but there always is the edit button...
Doomingsland
15-09-2004, 01:24
Well, no need to have hm raped now, look up.
Borman Empire
15-09-2004, 02:21
Awesome, but where wa barney, the rape, and all the other things. Aesome, but lacking.
Roach-Busters
18-09-2004, 01:26
OOC:I'm tired of waiting, so I'll kill him now-

WARNING, THE FOLLOWING POST IS UNSUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 20, VIEWER DISCRESION IS ADVISED

Skar stepped into the torture chamber beneath the courthouse. He wore black robes, and an executioner's mask. There were camera crews set up, eagerly waiting the exectution to begin. Swoverland was strapped down on a table, but naked. Skar motioned for an assistant to begin...

The assistant would have the worst possible job:castrating Swoverland with a butter knife.

Firstly, he took out a large needle, and jammed it into his leg. It was filled with caffine, to make sure he'd stay awake through all the pain. Then he took out a pointy sitck, flipped Swoverland over, and shoved it up his ass. Then he flipped him back over, forcing it in further. He then took a large, dull knife off a tray, and began to saw at his dick. A half an hour later, a screaming Swoverland had his penis, then his balls, stuffed into his mouth. Next, two others approached, this time with VERY sharp knives. They began to cut off fingers and toes, one by one. When that was done, both of his wrists were slit, and a noose was tightened around his neck, to make him think the end would come soon.

It was far from over.

Skar approached with a large knife, and began to cut open his gut. When he had slit it open, careful not to touch any insides, he began to pull out organs, until he got to the stomach. Then he took the knife, punchered the stomach in several places, and yelled "Flip 'em!"

A rope tied around his feet was pulled, turning him upside down, and causing the stomach acids to rush down his body, turning him into an empty carcass. When this was done, he was still barely alive. Skar finnaly ended it when he drew his scimitar, and lopped off his head, and held it high, yelling "Behold, the head of a traitor! So end all traitors, God save JL!"

OOC:I sicken even myself sometimes...

Doom, that was beyond brilliant! Thank you very much!