NationStates Jolt Archive

All right, ladies and gentlemen! I have stuff for sale that will wipe out a whole nation! It is called a Hydrogen Bomb! I have to put these in the market before I actually have to use them (unfortunately), so I have it up. There. If you actually want one, await 1 NS year per 1 shipping and construction. They are all launched ICBM. Well, there you have it.


I forgot. One is $1,000,000,000

THese things are not cheap, and it takes one NS year to make one, so your orders will take a while.


Bazooka Romano
Sec. of Def. for Sonic Hero Land

We'll take 5.

(unless you're a god modding noob, but you're from feb 2004 so you're probably not.)

(what's the price?)

The Ministers of Defense of Oceanada wish to know the price of these bombs, or the price to buy production rights exclusively for Oceanada.

I guess I'll have 5 or so... Well, depending on the price.

Hydrogen Bomb? Ha Ha HA - id like to see you get it past my defence system.
So this is your top secret - selling Hydrogen Bombs?
Ill take 5.

Garvainia is willing to purchase some Hydrogen Bombs,but we need to know the price first.

I would like to modify your existing use of hydrogen in bombs for anti personal use

H-Mines
H-Bullets
H-Grenades

The world is going to be a quiet place soon

Hydrogen gernades?
Muhahahahahahaha

Il take 5 bombs.

We'll take 5.

(unless you're a god modding noob, but you're from feb 2004 so you're probably not.)

(what's the price?)


Expect the shipment on the 18th of Sept. Order confirmed.

Hydrogen Bomb? Ha Ha HA - id like to see you get it past my defence system.
So this is your top secret - selling Hydrogen Bombs?
Ill take 5.

I don't sell my merchandise to severe @$$holes like you. Not only that, but I am using 2 H-Bombs on you. Take a look at ur war, dip****.

Hydrogen gernades?
Muhahahahahahaha

Il take 5 bombs.

Do not expect shipment until the 23rd of September. Order confirmed.

OOC: Hydrogen (or thermonuclear) bombs do not generally cost as much as $1bn. Also does it come with any kind of delivery system? Also do you give a yield rating?

Woah this is alarming ... are you sure these nations "" are mature enough to handle these bombs " "?

The Union today has declared that no vassal from its companies of freighters will trade with Bazooka Romano we believe he is a danger to all that’s around him and the world we have put a full fledge Trade embargo on him a blocked my in sue at a later date

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(*OOC Im BOTH Space and modern tech ... i usaly go more for space but mod tech is good to)

that hypocracy was brought to you courtessy of TFU

that hypocracy was brought to you courtessy of TFU

Que ?.... i dont get you lol i dont sell (my mod tech self) Nukes unless there my close allies that are responsible with them

ok ill:
take 1 bomb
if you have an icbm vertion ill take 2 of them 2
and possibly a bomber to deliver the bomb if thats ok

Hmm send it and ill interspet the shipment..

OOC: Hydrogen (or thermonuclear) bombs do not generally cost as much as $1bn. Also does it come with any kind of delivery system? Also do you give a yield rating?

It is my own delivery system and It is pretty much teleportation of many things. I did it with my last storefront from the original NS forum. A yield rating? If u can explain what that is (i dont know everything) i would tell you.

Woah this is alarming ... are you sure these nations "" are mature enough to handle these bombs " "?

Why do you bring this up? If they do anything stupid with them, it isn't my fault; it is their fault. I do not intend to use these for terrorism, but rather as a quick defense. Sometimes a good defense is a good offense. It is intended to be used against a nation that is really bugging them in an RP war. I am sure nations have enough maturity to make sure people like you don't interfere with them. I will also hope you are mature enough to not be a parent; people on here are not 5 years old.

However, you also state that you will blockade me? Ha! You wish! as I stated, it is a form of teleportation that I use, and you will not be able to attack me. Go ahead and try; the only thing you can do to stop me is to blow up my teleportaion systems, which is an act of war. Go into war with me, and you will not see the light of day ever again.

Bazooka Romano
Sec. of Def. for Sonic Hero Land

ok ill:
take 1 bomb
if you have an icbm vertion ill take 2 of them 2
and possibly a bomber to deliver the bomb if thats ok

I'm sorry, I didn't state properly, the bombs are ICBM. I will edit my original post.

Okay, two for you, order confirmed. Make sure TFU does not do anything stupid to you.

Expect them to be in your nation by the 25th of Sept.

The Kingdom of the Japanese People would like to puchase 5 Hydrogen Bombs.

Why do you bring this up? If they do anything stupid with them, it isn't my fault; it is their fault. I do not intend to use these for terrorism, but rather as a quick defense. Sometimes a good defense is a good offense. It is intended to be used against a nation that is really bugging them in an RP war. I am sure nations have enough maturity to make sure people like you don't interfere with them. I will also hope you are mature enough to not be a parent; people on here are not 5 years old.

However, you also state that you will blockade me? Ha! You wish! as I stated, it is a form of teleportation that I use, and you will not be able to attack me. Go ahead and try; the only thing you can do to stop me is to blow up my teleportaion systems, which is an act of war. Go into war with me, and you will not see the light of day ever again.

Bazooka Romano
Sec. of Def. for Sonic Hero Land
*yawn* well I can blocaked you if i wish ... but for now im placieng a level 2 trade and ecnomic embargo on you .

(Ooc I’m mod and space tech)
We have also dispatched 1 carrier group consist of :
4 nexus class carriers
4 Nimtiz class carriers
2 defender class ships
4 Wolf fast attack subs
8 Augusta class missile destroyers
2 Philadelphia class cruisers
4 Lexington class Heavy cruisers
8 Hammer head subs
2 new York class super battle ships
1 republic class battle ship
They shall enforce our shipment stopping endeavor

Imperial Germany will take 15 for a total of $15 B. Thank you.

You TELEPORT them?

:rolleyes:

The Kingdom of the Japanese People would like to puchase 5 Hydrogen Bombs.

Shipment on Sept. 30.
Order Confirmed.

Imperial Germany will take 15 for a total of $15 B. Thank you.

Expect shipment on Nov. 15th.

Order confirmed.

*yawn* well I can blocaked you if i wish ... but for now im placieng a level 2 trade and ecnomic embargo on you .

(Ooc I’m mod and space tech)
We have also dispatched 1 carrier group consist of :
4 nexus class carriers
4 Nimtiz class carriers
2 defender class ships
4 Wolf fast attack subs
8 Augusta class missile destroyers
2 Philadelphia class cruisers
4 Lexington class Heavy cruisers
8 Hammer head subs
2 new York class super battle ships
1 republic class battle ship
They shall enforce our shipment stopping endeavor

Dude, what is wrong with you? You won;t stop anything from going out or in. I have my own resources. I shall now officially state that if you set in anything a picometer inside my airspace, I have no other choice but to destroy you.

OOC: :confused: Teleportation? Selling weapons of mass destruction without knowing the yield? Erm... bye! *Runs*

You TELEPORT them?

:rolleyes:

Yea. I am futuristic, so teleportation is my thing...like in Star Trek.

I don't sell my merchandise to severe @$$holes like you. Not only that, but I am using 2 H-Bombs on you. Take a look at ur war, dip****.

OOC: Wait, did you just nuke him??.. LMAO.. *jumps up and down with glee* "War! War! War! http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/images/icons/icon10.gif

Muru will take 10. And we'll need them deliveed in say...........24 hours?

*looks at troops advancing on capital*

Muru will take 10. And we'll need them deliveed in say...........24 hours?

*looks at troops advancing on capital*

I am very sorry to get to you so late.

Order confirmed. Expect the shipment now. Also, since I am so late with this shipment, take all of these for free, and get 5 more for free.

Bump!