Bhalk in a relation?
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 22:22
"Recently around 13 news crews have caught shots of Bhalk with what has to one of if not the most Beautiful woman in Borman. 11 of the crews were caught and have gone missing. Rumors are circulating that Bhalk may have a queen soon filling the long open position. Many a meeting and celebration have been attended with an open spot for a signifigant other to be with Bhalk, but those spots were not filled. Many wonder if the empire will reflect this new relation, many wonder if the Emperor is getting soft.
Im Marisa Calkins with BIN news."
"Turn it off."
An attendant flicked off the 15 ft. tv (That's thje diagnol) as Bhalk rubbed his head.
"What will the international community think?"
"Im not sure sir."
Napoleonic Empire
11-09-2004, 22:25
The murder of the news crews heavily disturb us, but we do not interfere. Whatever the case, we are indifferent to the marriage.- Raphael Locke, Foreign Minister
The Island of Rose
11-09-2004, 22:29
Official Statement from The Soviet Democratic Empire of The Island of Rose:
Nice man! Keep boning her! At least you're getting laid. The President is the only virgin, in the entire Empire.
-Vice President Orcha Yultanov of The Island of Rose
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 22:30
Ooc: Lol
Dumpsterdam
11-09-2004, 22:33
Emperor Rift was found rolling around on the floor laughing after hearing this news, this whas recoverd from among his laughs.
Surrreeee, go ahead with her....gehehee.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 22:43
Ooc:lol
Your Emperor should come to the Reel Big Fish concert, no better time to make-out with a mistress then while listening to Ska live.
The Commissariat of Foreign Affairs
The Socialist Federation of Hallad
The Island of Rose
11-09-2004, 22:57
Official Statement from The Soviet Democratic Empire of The Island of Rose:
Or you can buy our hardcore porn.
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 23:00
Hmmmm. Interesting. I shall think of your proposals.
Doomingsland
11-09-2004, 23:07
The emporer sat at his giant desk, watching the news, when news of the relation came on.
At least he's straight...
Borman Empire
12-09-2004, 00:16
OOC: Again i say LOL
IC: So.....how much is the hardcore porn?
The Island of Rose
12-09-2004, 00:22
OOC: Again i say LOL
IC: So.....how much is the hardcore porn?
Official Statement from The Soviet Democratic Empire of The Island of Rose:
It's for the couple. Do you an offer?
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff
Borman Empire
12-09-2004, 00:24
Not really. How much you want, ill take 100 magazines.
The Island of Rose
12-09-2004, 00:34
Not really. How much you want, ill take 100 magazines.
Official Statement from The Soviet Democratic Empire of The Island of Rose:
We want an offer. I just can't give them to you.
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff
Borman Empire
12-09-2004, 00:42
I know, we'll pay but we would like you to offer and then we haggle.
Camel Eaters
12-09-2004, 00:43
So you taking 'er to Uberstock?
Borman Empire
12-09-2004, 00:44
So you taking 'er to Uberstock?
Of course, which will commence in 16 minutes.
Camel Eaters
12-09-2004, 00:45
We ahve cheaper porn.
Camel Eaters
12-09-2004, 00:46
Awesome Whoo Hell Yeah
Kick Ass Awesome Free Lunch!!!!!!!!!!
Camel Eaters
12-09-2004, 00:48
International Incidents or Nation States?
Borman Empire
12-09-2004, 00:48
Awesome Whoo Hell Yeah
Kick Ass Awesome Free Lunch!!!!!!!!!!
Lol, awesome man. 12 minutes.
Camel Eaters
12-09-2004, 00:50
Which forum?
The Island of Rose
12-09-2004, 00:51
Official Statement from The Soviet Democratic Empire of The Island of Rose:
Our Greatest Hits Video and 1,000 Magazines for 100,000 Roses. Well?
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff
Borman Empire
12-09-2004, 00:52
This one, in 9 minutes.
Borman Empire
12-09-2004, 00:53
Official Statement from The Soviet Democratic Empire of The Island of Rose:
Our Greatest Hits Video and 1,000 Magazines for 100,000 Roses. Well?
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff
75,000 roses?
Camel Eaters
12-09-2004, 00:53
A hundred thousand of our best porno mags and videos for 10 camels.
Camel Eaters
12-09-2004, 00:54
This forum? You're not going to start 2nd Annual Uberstock?
The Island of Rose
12-09-2004, 00:57
75,000 roses?
Official Statement from The Soviet Democratic Empire of The Island of Rose:
80,000 Roses.
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff
Borman Empire
12-09-2004, 00:57
A hundred thousand of our best porno mags and videos for 10 camels.
Deal.
Roses we ould still like to work with you.
Yeah, but the post will be in this thread in 4 minutes.
Borman Empire
12-09-2004, 00:58
Official Statement from The Soviet Democratic Empire of The Island of Rose:
80,000 Roses.
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff
deal
Camel Eaters
12-09-2004, 00:58
We'll be sending.
Have you notified everyone?
Camel Eaters
12-09-2004, 01:00
That's alot of porn you've ordered.
Roach-Busters
12-09-2004, 01:02
To: My Dear Friend Bhalk
From: J.L.
My friend, on behalf of the Invincible Empire of Roach-Busters, I congratulate you on your newfound relationship. May it blossom into a true and undying romance that will last until the end of time. I wish you both the best. May happiness follow you both wherever you go.
Yours Truly,
J.L.
The Island of Rose
12-09-2004, 01:04
deal
Official Statement from The Soviet Democratic Empire of The Island of Rose:
They will arrive by boat soon. Have fun!
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff
Borman Empire
12-09-2004, 01:07
Thank you J.L.
Good, we will send money now.
Camel Eaters
12-09-2004, 01:08
Come on it must start soon.
Camel Eaters
12-09-2004, 01:09
The partier in me has been witing all day for this.
Borman Empire
12-09-2004, 01:14
It started already. 2nd Annual Uberstock
Camel Eaters
12-09-2004, 01:15
I know I've posted already.
Borman Empire
12-09-2004, 01:18
Yeah, i saw.