Unimaginable Evil
11-09-2004, 21:27
Hello all, i am Craig the designated commander of Unimaginable evil.
Today i plea for help, for the past few days the national animal of my country, the tasmanian tiger has rapidly been dying out, i decided not to ask for help in preserving my specie because quite frankly i was playing street fighter and couldnt be arsed. However the tiger has been replaced with the feargoo, an all knowing green amorphous blob which has slowly been killing the large animal population of my country.
A day later and it is outside my palace, all the population has had a goo attatchment to their neck, so far there are no side effects, but my politicians concubines are much less attractive because of it and they are complaining incessantly in my direction. My elite robot guards are keeping the goo at bay with large brooms and use of the words 'shoo' and 'piss off home' but i do not know what will happen to me if the goo takes hold.
The worse case scenario is employment of my weapons of complete blemishes, which result in the mass breakout of yellow marks on skin which can get very itchy.
So far my hyper intelligent hippo scientists have come up with no solution, apart from the code for turning water into 'funk' which resulted in mass afro growing and a tendancy to 'freak out' to disco tunes.
I implore you all to help, in return i offer you the secret to the above 'funk'
Thankyou all
Today i plea for help, for the past few days the national animal of my country, the tasmanian tiger has rapidly been dying out, i decided not to ask for help in preserving my specie because quite frankly i was playing street fighter and couldnt be arsed. However the tiger has been replaced with the feargoo, an all knowing green amorphous blob which has slowly been killing the large animal population of my country.
A day later and it is outside my palace, all the population has had a goo attatchment to their neck, so far there are no side effects, but my politicians concubines are much less attractive because of it and they are complaining incessantly in my direction. My elite robot guards are keeping the goo at bay with large brooms and use of the words 'shoo' and 'piss off home' but i do not know what will happen to me if the goo takes hold.
The worse case scenario is employment of my weapons of complete blemishes, which result in the mass breakout of yellow marks on skin which can get very itchy.
So far my hyper intelligent hippo scientists have come up with no solution, apart from the code for turning water into 'funk' which resulted in mass afro growing and a tendancy to 'freak out' to disco tunes.
I implore you all to help, in return i offer you the secret to the above 'funk'
Thankyou all