Barbeque
Camel Eaters
10-09-2004, 23:50
A giant barbeque pit sits in the middle of a town square. Many people have gathered and are feasting there are announcements declaring gladiatorial combat and badger wrestling.
Something explodes into a cloud of smoke which condenses into Mayor Kabapus. He runs around screaming, then explodes into a cloud of smoke again.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 00:07
All the children clap their hands pleased with this new trick.
That is until a giant red dragon rockets down from the sky. He gulps down a few unlucky badgers and soars toward the bell tower of the church. Terrified villagers scream and run around helter skelter.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 00:19
The villagers who are native to Camel Eaters don't give a damn they know that the giant worms should take care of the dragon and the loss of a few badgers is no biggy.
Dycerayl
11-09-2004, 00:37
hoorah for Dycerayl! we're here to paaaaaarty!
*throws some badgers in the badger pit and the gladiators in their cells, then dives into the giant barbecue pit*
YEEEEEAAAAA...HOOOOTTTTTTT!!!
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 00:39
The Camel Eaters cheer at the arrival of the Dyceraylians who are famed partiers.
Dycerayl
11-09-2004, 00:41
*clambers out of the pit*
*shakes hands with the Camel Eaters president*
My gladiators are ready to fight, my badgers are ready to wrestle, and my ass is burned. Let's get this party underway!
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 00:44
Freckula Garzivonni (Camel Eaters "president") announces the barbeque's first gladiatorial event Dycerayl versus the F'Banni tribe.
Dycerayl
11-09-2004, 00:53
Dycerayl's President, Kenny, decides to send in his weakest Gladiator, Chris the mailman. Kenny laughs as he watches Chris stumble out, hardly standing beneath all the armor.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 00:55
The F'Banni tribesmen send forth Mal'high'washa who wears no armor and is actually naked. However he carries two large scimitars he begins twirling them.
Dycerayl
11-09-2004, 00:58
Chris the mailman watches the twirling scimitars and gets ready to use his special attack...
POSTAGE FEE!
Kenny stares in amazement as one of the scimitars disappears and appears in Chris the mailmans hands, as part of a postage fee.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 00:59
Bhalk has arrived!
With him are:
100 Dinosaur bodyguards
100 soldiers
his 5 best gladiators
his 5 best badgers
and attendants
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 00:59
The Camel Eaters audience cheer at the arrival of more people to party with *cough* rob when they're sleeping.
Mal'highwasha rushes Chris hoping to make him wet himself or something like that.
Dycerayl
11-09-2004, 01:04
Chris squeals, dropping his stolen scimitar and pissing in Mal'High'Washa's eyes.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 01:08
Mal'high'washa leaps into the air (about ten feet) twirling his scimitar unfortunatley a rather warm wind that was blowing at exactly this time caused Mal'high'washa to expeience an erection the flashing scimitar castrated him the F'Banni tribesman fell unable to get back up slowly bleeding to death. The announcer bellows for all to hear "Chris wins."
Dycerayl
11-09-2004, 01:09
Chris stands still, still pissing. He can not believe he actually survived.
Neither can Kenny. Kenny then calls for the next person to come challenge Chris.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 01:10
The announcer stands and announces that the next activity will be a drinking contest each nation present is to call forth its participants.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 01:11
Bhalks soldier sgt. Paulie will enter
Dycerayl
11-09-2004, 01:11
Kenny decides this shall be the event for him. He puts a little bib around his neck and sits down at the table.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 01:11
Freckula Garzivonni turns to Bhalk and Kenny who are seated with him and says "This is my favorite part." He gets up and walks down to the ring to take part in the drinking contest.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 01:13
Paulie slams his fists chanting
"Drink, Drink, Drink!"
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 01:14
The announcer proclaims that the drink today shall be "Thorn 'n Scorpion wine the official drink of the Holy Rpeublic of Camle eaters."
The contest begins in three two one. Go
OOC:Describe how you're guy drinks
Dycerayl
11-09-2004, 01:14
Kenny waits for the gun to fire so he can begin drinking...
Dycerayl
11-09-2004, 01:15
Kenny hears the gun fire, and begins to guzzle his beer and eats the glass of the pints.
Beer and blood dribble down his shirt over his bib.
Beer and blood also spew forward into the other drinks around him as he swallows the glass and beer and begins drinking more.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 01:16
Freckula Garzivonni passes out after the first drink. Apparently he swallowed the tail at the bottom of his glass.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 01:16
Paulie drinks the whole glass in one sip and takes another. He begins downing all in his sight. He was the most alcoholic person in Borman.
Dycerayl
11-09-2004, 01:17
*eyes widen as he realizes he has been eating the tails too* :eek:
Kenny realizes since he hasnt passed out yet...who cares?
More beer and blood spew everywhere as he stands up and shovels the glass and beer in his mouth.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 01:18
OOC: Remeber there is a scorpion tail at the bottom of each glass and if you swallow it you pass out.
Dycerayl
11-09-2004, 01:18
A semi-truck crashes through a wall, and tips over. A random Generian, who happens to be a pirate, jumps out of the burning wreckage and plays a rockin' guitar solo.
YEAH! ROCK ON! *beer and blood spew out of Kenny's mouth onto the guitar player*
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 01:19
Many Camel Eaters citizens applaud at the solo.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 01:19
While te tails pile up Paulie downs wine to the tune of the rock solo.
A borman soldiers unplugged the guitar and then plugged in ACDC back in black.
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 01:20
A semi-truck crashes through a wall, and tips over. A random Generian, who happens to be a pirate, jumps out of the burning wreckage and plays a rockin' guitar solo.
Dycerayl
11-09-2004, 01:20
Kenny, so drunk and flipped out from the beer and scorpion tails, stumbles backwards into the badger pit.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 01:20
my last post was posted after Generia
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 01:21
Even after winning paulie keeps downing wine, untouched by it's alcoholic effects; that was his skill.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 01:21
The announcer calls time and then goes to count the tails seeing as Kenny ate everything he is disqualified (and has enough poison in him to knock out an elephant). Paulie is declared the winner with 372 tails (a new record).
Dycerayl
11-09-2004, 01:24
Kenny begins to make love with the badgers, but quickly clambers out when he sees them bare their teeth and look at his penis hungrily...
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 01:24
While te tails pile up Paulie downs wine to the tune of the rock solo.
A borman soldiers unplugged the guitar and then plugged in ACDC back in black.
The guitar player begins to Angus uncontrollably, running around on tables. A group of vikings, intrigued by the utter rockitude coming from the general direction of the barbeque, casually walk into the town. They hold up their lighters and call for more rock, before tipping over a table, setting it on fire, and carrying off women.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 01:24
The announcer who was caught up in the pillaging and carrying off of women reluctanly returns to his staion and raises his voice. "Badger fight Dycerayl versus Borman empire."
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 01:25
Paulie celebrates and pulls a guitar out off his pocket and begins Angusing with the rocker.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 01:26
A massive badger who had just finished eating beans came in with a butt full of Flatuence.
Dycerayl
11-09-2004, 01:27
A badger that had been chasing Kenny's penis clambered out and saw the badger full of flatuence.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 01:27
The announcer asks the present Generians if they would like to contibute any badgers or something. Before he too begins angusing except that his form is so bad the crowd pelts him with rocks.
Dycerayl
11-09-2004, 01:28
*Kenny gets completely wasted from the scorpion tails and beer, jsut now taking FULL effect, passes out onto the floor*
OOC: g2g, see ya
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 01:28
Paulie, middile name Angus, jams to the rockin beat as the badger in the pit celebrates with Highway To Hell blaring all over.
Daniamania
11-09-2004, 01:29
A large armored personnel carrier barges in, drops the back ramp, and releases a pack of three-headed blue bulldogs (our national animal) into the badger pit.
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 01:30
Paulie celebrates and pulls a guitar out off his pocket and begins Angusing with the rocker.
The guitar player, whose name is Izzy, switches to playing Highway to Hell, expecting Paulie to follow. Suddenly, Bon Scot appears in a cloud of red smoke, microphone in hand, and begins to blast out the song.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 01:30
again my post was after GE
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 01:30
Freckula Garzivonni still a little woozy from the poison gets up and pulls out a lighter the alcohol is os strong though that when he sneezes a section of the crowd is incinerated in a flamethrower effect.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 01:32
The dead sniper, kurt uhlman, reapeared and brought out Guns n' Roses.
Mr. Brownstone began to compete with the Highway to hell. Yelling in someones ear was equivalent to whispering.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 01:32
Kenny's penis or the badger?
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 01:32
The announcer asks the present Generians if they would like to contibute any badgers or something. Before he too begins angusing except that his form is so bad the crowd pelts him with rocks.
One of the Vikings walks out into the square, a half naked woman calling after him. He sees a badger that had previously been occupied with Kenny's penis, skins it, and shoves it in his mouth.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 01:33
((OOC: I asked the mods about it, and they said Jolt's servers were out of synch, so my posts keep appearing before later ones. Don't worry about it.))
Im just sayin so its better understood.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 01:34
OOC: Dude, with the posts out of whack its so crazy.
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 01:34
again my post was after GE
((OOC: I asked the mods about it, and they said Jolt's servers were out of synch, so my posts keep appearing before later ones. Don't worry about it.))
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 01:34
By now the entire Camel Eaters populace is rocking to this great concert/barbeque which would be remembered for generations.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 01:35
Paradise city fades to november rain.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 01:36
One of Bhalk's bodyguards streaks through the badger pit and hops out to wag his wang to november rain.
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 01:37
Kenny's penis or the badger?
The badger.
Izzy rejoins G'N'R, and they burst into Paradise City.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 01:37
An asteroid strikes the barbeque pit doing no damage CCR steps off and launches into Bad Moon Rising followed by Run Through the Jungle
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 01:37
November rain changes to sweet child.
The mans wang spins in the opposite direction
Daniamania
11-09-2004, 01:38
the bulldogs start racing around in a frenzy and trying to find the nearest piece of barbecue.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 01:39
Sweet child fades to civil war as rape, asault, combat, and such raged. All stoped and cried on eachothers shoulders.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 01:39
And then Elvis rises from the grave.
*A Camel Eaters man turns to his buddy and says "We gotta invite these guys again." Right before a giant beach ball lands on his head killing him instanly.*
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 01:40
Paradise city fades to november rain.
Slash walks into a church reminiscent of that in the November Rain video, and begins the first solo. He steps outside as Axl wails the last verse, and rocks the second solo.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 01:41
An MI-24 flys over and a sniper points a gun
"No one move....its party time."
He strips off his clothes and dnaces like party man while bech balls fall from neighboring chopters.
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 01:41
An asteroid strikes the barbeque pit doing no damage CCR steps off and launches into Bad Moon Rising followed by Run Through the Jungle
The vikings yell warcries of approval and begin air-guitaring.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 01:43
A cigarette falls into slashs stomache but he continues to jam.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 01:43
The soul of Jimmi Hendrix appears from the great beyond. Several thousand men and women rip off their clothes in an orgy of approval.
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 01:44
civil War ends, and Welcome to The Jungle begins. Fireworks and pyrotechnics light up the sky, as Slash plays uncontrollably, cigarette hanging from his mouth. A blimp bearing the G'N'R logo flies overhead.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 01:45
One man while crowd surfing falls into the badger pit and before he can escape is ripped to shreds.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 01:46
Britanny spears begins to sing, but Paulie raping her quickly shut her up, except for her screms; which mingled great with the song.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 01:46
The badger climbs out and jams
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 01:46
Suddenly a collective musical orgasm settles over everyone as the musicians disappear.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 01:47
"Where'd they all go?"
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 01:47
Elvis, Bon Scot and the rest of AC/DC, G'N'R, The beatles, Eric Clapton, The Who (including Keith Moon and John Entwistle) Bob Marley, Motley Cru, Kiss, The Eagles, Jimi Hendrix, and Stevie Ray Vaughan appear on stage and begin playing a mangled mix of all of their hits. Everyone agrees that it is the single most awesome moment in history. The rockitude per square inch is so strong that old women explode and launch into the stratosphere.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 01:49
Who knows where they went they'll probaly be back in a few minutes *piss break*
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 01:49
Paulie wrestles and beats the crap out of the badger due to his high alcohol level.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 01:50
One man is heard yelling hell yeah before being thoroughly squashed by the mass crowd. The happy casualities rise.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 01:50
Paulie pees while he celebrates.
A man dressed in executioner's outfit wanders in and joins the gladiator cell.
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 01:52
The musicians reappear on top of a missile that smashes into the barbeque in a rock fueled musical thermo-nuclear explosion. Everyone is overjoyed. No damage is done, and the rockers continue to ply their trade.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 01:52
Paulie gets pushed while the mosh pit closes in, he shoots 4 people to make room for himself and stands on top of them.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 01:52
Through a mass mutation due to rockitude about eighty people in the crowd become sexually attracted to fire they will be missed.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 01:53
Paulie is forced to use a frag grenade to clear space, he then jumped in it and air-giutared.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 01:54
Paulie remembers his guitar in his pocket and climbs on stage. He then begins to rock.
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 01:54
The Rolling Stones join the fray. Keith Richards smokes a cigarette and passes out.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 01:54
A huge wave of blood is seen to sprout from the gladiator's cell.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 01:56
Paulie smashes his guitar over Brittany spears who had climbed up on stage. He then carries off about 34 women for himself. He returns and pulls out a second guitar and egins to re-jam.
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 01:56
The vikings, overwhelmed by the utter and complete rockitude, sit down for a breather, before promptly getting up and carrying off more women.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 01:57
Freckula Garzivonni struggles on to the stage and proclaims that 1)the food is getting cold 2) from now on this gathering shall be known as uberstock!!!!!!!!!!
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 01:58
A swarm of ninjas appear in the middle of the crowd. They then proceed to rock uncontrollably, and crowd surf.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 02:00
Bhalk and all people who came with him begin to rock on stage and at tables.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:02
The entire nation jumps on to the arena floor and begins to have yet another orgey (man is the birht rate going to go up) several thousand vikings slip inot the crowd.
A huge wave of blood is seen to sprout from the gladiator's cell.
The "executioner" turns into a 36-foot monster with a big-ass axe and slashes through things randomly.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 02:03
All candidates for chancellor arrive and party with all the glory of Uberstock.
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 02:04
Pete Townshend rushes from the stage to consume vast quantities of barbeque, and make child pornography. The ninjas fight off the police, and are victorious. They then proceed to rock out with Pete Townshend.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:04
Peter Townshend is arrested for being a sick bastard before having the crap beat out of him by child ninja vikings who like the taste of camel (our peoples have "bonded")
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 02:05
Post 100, woo hoo
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:07
A wild chant grows in the crowd "Sweet Home Alabama and The Whipping Boy"
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 02:07
Kurts wife, Meg Uhlman tried to make out with Hall and Oates, and succeded.
The entire Borman nation appears and rocks.
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 02:08
The entire Generian nation appears in the crowd and begins to hold lighters int he air as the uber-band plays Freebird. They are now joined by Lynyrd Skynyrd and The Alman Brothers Band, followed by Hall and Oates.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 02:09
Every rock band in history appears and rock together as qaliens anal probe several unlucky partiers.
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 02:09
Peter Townshend is arrested for being a sick bastard before having the crap beat out of him by child ninja vikings who like the taste of camel (our peoples have "bonded")
Pete Townshend says he is very sorry and "didn't mean to offend anyone." He then proceeds to rock some more. As he is Pete townshend, you have to forgive him.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:09
Quote Post 100 woo hoo end Quote
When in reality post 101 woo hoo.
Freckula Garzivonni tries to make out with the Alman Brothers suprisingly he succeeds.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 02:10
They forgive pete
"No harm done."
Peter Townshend is arrested for being a sick bastard before having the crap beat out of him by child ninja vikings who like the taste of camel (our peoples have "bonded")
... Which are slaves and extremist authoritarians whose flesh is made of pure evil.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 02:11
All Roman and Greek gods as well as the god appear and jam to the rock declaring this the best thing since the creation of earth.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:12
the aliens anal probe Peter Townshend who then says more and then continues to rock.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 02:12
OOC: Dinner
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 02:12
The Norse God Thor appears.
"I pronounce this to be the single most rocking moment in all of history. Ragnarock will be postponed so that this may continue forever. I also pronounce Uberstock to be Valhalla."
The Norse Gods and Giants appear, and begin to rock. The Earth shakes, only adding to the awesomosity.
Black Sabbath shows up. They'd play, but Ozzy is too busy stoning.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:14
I know.
Through the entire extreme awsomeness Abraham Lincoln appears and declares that this thread should never vanish from the earth.
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 02:15
This is the best thread ever.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:16
eight hundred vats of BBQ sauce are dumped on the crowd who then have another wild orgy.
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 02:16
Ozzy stumbles onstage, and mutters something unintelligible. He then bursts into Crazy Train.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:18
A naked girl hurls herself at the giant axe monster who she mistook as an Alman Brother (she is stoned oput of her mind.)
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:20
Several comedian scholars remeber to write all the events down to use in future acts and textbooks.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 02:20
All members of C A D, TBA, LEAF, and more appeared and began to rock with the asomnus that way Uberstock.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:21
Soy Bomb wonders on stage and stands next to Ozzy as he sings Iron Man.
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 02:22
A giant robot appears, and begins to rock, before doing epic battle with Thor and Abraham Lincoln.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:23
Blue Oyster Cult break into Godzilla in just enough time to play in the giant green titan himself who fights Abraham Lincoln Thor and the Robot.
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 02:23
A horde of rowdy bikers rolls into the crowd, carrying Blue Oyster Cult on their shoulders. They then proceed to play Don't Fear the Reaper. The bikers do friendly battle with the vikings.
A naked girl hurls herself at the giant axe monster who she mistook as an Alman Brother (she is stoned oput of her mind.)
The axe splices her in half. The monster continues to kill everything in sight, and head-banging to the music.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:25
The entire Camel Eaters army strips naked and does battle with the vikings and bikers.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:26
The children of the demon burst out as tiny little versions of their father they proceed to keep rocking.
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 02:27
Kiss bursts into Rock and roll all night. It is so awesome that all the women in the crowd become pregnant with Gene Simmons' children. The children then proceed to rock.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:27
nine trillion pounds of mayonaisse is dumped on the crowd to accentuate the noise.
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 02:29
The crowd, including the entire Generian populace, begin to have more proliferous amounts of sex.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:29
About eight years have passed and nobody's stopping.
nine trillion pounds of mayonaisse is dumped on the crowd to accentuate the noise.
The monster eats all the mayonnaise. No one else.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:31
Are people are so intermingled (from the constant sex) that they can't be told apart and there are stories of a giant axe wielding monster that is used to scare small children.
Are people are so intermingled (from the constant sex) that they can't be told apart and there are stories of a giant axe wielding monster that is used to scare small children.
Nah, man, axe wielding monster is REAL. He's the secretary of, er... Miratha. Seriously.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:32
And every family has a Gene Simmons clone really small still has to finish growing.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:34
Not for the first time either.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:34
I'm so glad I started this thread may go on forever.
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 02:36
Led Zeppelin plays Stairway to Heaven while the people have more sex, and the monster eats a baby.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 02:36
100,000 gallond of Justice Pale Ale is dumped on the crowd and more partying ensues.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:37
The entire populace begins to mutate growing an extra eye (lack of sleep causes a few to go blind). It has been fifty years and no one has aged a day.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:37
I'm glad you like it.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 02:38
Oh...Yeah. ITs awesome.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:38
Everyone cheers because the Bormans are back.
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 02:39
This is seriously the greatest thing on NS of all time.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 02:41
The Bormans cheer becuase they have made their poulation 30000000x what it was before they came due to all the sex.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:41
By now the physical manifestaion of Jimmi Hendrix has grown an extra set of arms to play two guitars at once. Doubling the goodness. In a flash of blinding light the entire populace of the countries gathrered ascend to the next level of being.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:43
Uberstock continues
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 02:44
OOC: People are trying to recruit me to go on some trip until saturday night. I can't go!!!! They literally won't take no for an answer.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:45
Then don't go wait RL or NS?
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 02:45
OOC: I dont want to go
IC: The jamming continues as Paulie finds his 198th bastard son.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 02:46
Then don't go wait RL or NS?
OOC:RL
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 02:47
Motley Crue plays kickstart my heart, and AC/DC plays Shook me all night Long in honor of all the sex.
The Bormans cheer becuase they have made their poulation 30000000x what it was before they came due to all the sex.
So that's how all of our nations increase by about 10 million per day; they're all at Uberstock!
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 02:47
OOC:
A trip for church thing
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:47
Temples are erected bearing the symbol of the guitar all rock stars become gods (like they weren't already).
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 02:48
So that's how all of our nations increase by about 10 million per day; they're all at Uberstock!
Definatly
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:49
Did you agree to go to the church thing? In the first place?
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 02:49
OOC: When they come im just gonna saqy no and however much it makes me sad ill turn them away.
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 02:49
OOC: People are trying to recruit me to go on some trip until saturday night. I can't go!!!! They literally won't take no for an answer.
Who? What trip?
In every far corner of the universe, and every parallel universe, uberstock is famous, and the new pilgramage destination for Muslims and aliens alike. Rock becomes the new universal religion.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 02:50
Did you agree to go to the church thing? In the first place?
OOC: No, it was strange, i found out today and said no.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 02:50
Oh yeah, Superior gamer.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:51
What are they Baptists? Second question are u a christian already?
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 02:52
yeah. We're methodists.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:52
Ah I know the feeling I'M a Baptist.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:53
Hey Generic what r u?
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 02:54
Ah I know the feeling I'M a Baptist.
OOC: O
IC: Yeah. Rock and roll
Remember this started as a barbeque. Now its the greatest thing ever.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:55
The power of metamorphosis.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 02:55
Definetly
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:56
Several firemen in an attempt to quell the flames of Uberstock (like they could) start spraying the audience with ranch dressing from their hoses.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 02:59
OOC: I was a catholic fo a little while you been confirmed?
IC: The charging of the bulls in Pamplona has been diverted to Uberstock the bulls stop and begin to sway back and forth in a daze.
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 02:59
Hey Generic what r u?
Diet catholic. Baptized Catholic, but I don't really follow any of it.
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 03:00
The female offspring of Pat Benetar and Nikki Sixx strolls by, flaunting her body. She then has sex with Izzy Stradlin'.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 03:00
The Alman Brothers Clan (There is enough of them now)
jumps on top of the pair and has a strange orgy before departing to pleasure what is left of the vikings.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 03:03
I think we should start our own region and call it he Uberstock Alliance and we will accept any who have found the truth an d beauty of Uberstock. *then runs around for a few seconds*
OOC:Where's Miratha?
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 03:03
OOC: I was a catholic fo a little while you been confirmed?
IC: The charging of the bulls in Pamplona has been diverted to Uberstock the bulls stop and begin to sway back and forth in a daze.
OOC: Not confirmed. Too lazy to go to classes. I want to become a Jew.
Some crazed farm girls mate with the bulls, creating an awesome race of bull people who do battle with the millions of vikings and Indian braves (their numbers have swelled immensely.).
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 03:06
yeah it is.
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 03:08
I think we should start our own region and call it he Uberstock Alliance and we will accept any who have found the truth an d beauty of Uberstock. *then runs around for a few seconds*
OOC:Where's Miratha?
Awesome idea
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 03:13
And we'll have an awesome army with like minotaurs from the demented cowmaids who mated with the bull and we'll also have vikings and indians and giant worms and biker gangs. and ninjas
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 03:15
So who should start the region?
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 03:15
DUde, they came an d i locked myself in my room. For 10 mins. I finally won.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 03:16
And Abraham Lincoln
Who should start the region?
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 03:16
I won, lets resume the rockiness.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 03:17
hey Borman what do you think?
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 03:17
And we'll have an awesome army with like minotaurs from the demented cowmaids who mated with the bull and we'll also have vikings and indians and giant worms and biker gangs. and ninjas
And a giant robot, and Godzilla, and the Norse, Greek, and hindu gods and goddesses.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 03:18
Alright. Turns around village is trashed and over populated doesn't care jumps to rhythm.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 03:20
hey Borman what do you think?
Of creating the nation.
Yeah. The annual Uberstock shall be held there. (Every or every other friday starting at like 8 or 9. Everyone invited. Main nations are us.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 03:21
Cool but I wa talking region. Oh wait so were you awesome.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 03:21
We each got lioke 70 posts from this.
Paulie has drank so much he is peeing out the whole time, nonstop. He also could hit a pencil 100 miles away with a revolver.(Becuase of the alcohol.)
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 03:22
Nah more posts I came in with like 40.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 03:22
Cool but I wa talking region. Oh wait so were you awesome.
Generic and i are in a region. Ill make nation right now.
Name is Uberstock. Everything in favor of partying.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 03:23
Awesome kick ass and free lunch. I will do it.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 03:24
I gotta go make the region.
Borman I was talking we all move into region we create.
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 03:25
This was so cool, i think my coolness gland is going to explode. Let's dot he region. Since you created the thread, CE, you can make it.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 03:27
Sorry, too late. Uberstock is a nation in the region of Uberstock.
I can give you the pass if you want, or we can all share it, or i can keep it, or generia could keep it.
Basically one of us gets it or all of us share it.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 03:30
Uberstock Aliance region is up and running
World Factbook Entry: We have ninjas and vikings
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 03:30
I made the region and nation.
Generic and i are in C A D and if we move out i think well be out.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 03:32
Ohhh well alright then. (dejectedly looks at floor)
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 03:32
Is suggested it
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 03:33
How many people you guys got?
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 03:34
Thers Uberstock region and nation and uberstock alliance region
I think Uberstock nation should hold annual Uberstock
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 03:34
What was yours?
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 03:34
Wait, now there are two Uberstocks. Which one do we use?
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 03:36
Are we using Borman's region?
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 03:36
I like CE's world factbook entry better.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 03:37
What was yours?
Uberstock nation and region
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 03:37
Borman can't we move Ubestock into the Uberstock Alliance Region? And then because you guys are real powerful wouldn't you be able to suvive outside of the CAD?
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 03:37
I meant what was your world factbook entry?
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 03:39
Im not that strong and i dont plan on leaving till im like 3 billion
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 03:39
What was original? And new one?
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 03:40
The annual Uberstock celebration
Saturday at 8:00
Uberstock is a massive rock concert where anything is possible, litaraly. Anyone is invited and everyone will be there. It is non-stop, never-ending, partying. It's awesome.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 03:40
How far away are you from 3 billion?
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 03:41
I meant what was your world factbook entry?
It's cooler now.
Generic empire
11-09-2004, 03:43
I might get out of C A D and move to Uberstock. It's just that awesome. We can get more people to join, too. Borman, you could become the U.N. delegate, and keep everyone undesirable out.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 03:45
Im not leaving C A D. Im 62 million. Ill put some puppets into it if you want. But i dont want me or generia to go there and leave C A D. I dont see why being in region would affect. Uberstock is in Uberstock and he hosts it. Us 3 are the security(really isnt any) and everyone else who comes is guest.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 03:46
I agree with that plan besides I'M the weakest here only 27 million. Come on Borman you'd be all powerful as U.N. delegate and y'all remeber Dycerayl I know him personally and I'm sure if it was alright with you all he would make an awesome Uberstockian.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 03:46
We aslo cant be kicked out, set rules and such. We're the rulers.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 03:47
I agree with generia's plan.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 03:48
I agree with that plan besides I'M the weakest here only 27 million. Come on Borman you'd be all powerful as U.N. delegate and y'all remeber Dycerayl I know him personally and I'm sure if it was alright with you all he would make an awesome Uberstockian.
He can be part of the 'Council"
Im sorry i just dont want to leave. Being in the region wouldnt really affect.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 03:49
Alright you refuse to leave CAD alright quick question why you want to stay there so much?
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 03:51
OK strong region protection got it.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 03:53
Did you guys know that Barbeque is #2 on the forum side bar?
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 03:54
This must be the chill room.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 03:55
Its #1 now
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 03:56
They must have left I say to myself.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 03:56
Ill post what i propose.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 04:16
Each Saturday or Friday Uberstock hosts the annual Uberstrock.
Us 4 set rules and are basically in power to do whatever we want whenever we want.
Anyone can come and have a good time.
If someone needs to we get rid of them.
Really nothing else.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 04:17
We're off the list
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 04:18
Of topics on Nationstates.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 04:57
Sounds good no it sound kick ass awesome free lunch.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 16:40
Ive decided. Todaqy Uberstock will hold the 2nd annual Uberstock and every saturday it shall happen again, at 8:00 eastern, 12:00 GMT pm.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 16:45
8:00 eastern at night right?
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 16:50
I say we let Generia hold the Uberstock after the one in Uberstock. You know a Woodstock like deal people get to host the next ones after that and then it works its way back to the origianal Uberstock in Camel Eaters and then Uberstock in Uberstock.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 16:53
8:00 eastern at night right?
Yeah.
I say we let Generia hold the Uberstock after the one in Uberstock. You know a Woodstock like deal people get to host the next ones after that and then it works its way back to the origianal Uberstock in Camel Eaters and then Uberstock in Uberstock.
I suppose. I thought Uberstock would just hold it every time. But we could do:
Camel eaters
Uberstock
Generic empire
Borman empire
ANd over again, sometimes different places.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 16:59
Yeah that sounds good and we can have the minotaurs and viki9ngs do security.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 17:00
OOC: Sorry for the lapse had to use the bathroom.
Do we start new thread or keep it in barbeque?
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 17:02
And if differnet people hosted it each time you'd get an interesting new flavor you know the constant dumping of food onto the audience in mine plus I'm in the desert.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 17:06
Can't wait till Uberstock already my coolness galnd is getting all excited like the audience was yesterday.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 17:06
Yes they can be security
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Ill make a new thread '2nd Annual Uberstock'
Every time the host nation is ready (8:00) they post '(Whatever celebration of US it is, 3rd, 4th, so on) Annual Uberstock'
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I think it should start off every year with some drinking contets, gladiator combat, badger wrestling, and then a 2 man rock show. Some more badger wrestling then every living good rock band comes and jams. Some moe stuff then eveyr good rock band in the history of the world comes and jams. Then the gods come and jam.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 17:08
That is one hell of a program man hey what time zone are you in?
I only wish to know this for schedukling purposes so you know if we have to divert the Uberstock.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 17:10
I'm Central time zone.
You ever heard of Dropkick Murphy's?
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 17:14
What type of drink is Uberstock (the nation) hosting? Also I move that Paulie ain't allowed int eh drinkin contest cause he's immune to alcohol.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 17:18
What type of drink is Uberstock (the nation) hosting? Also I move that Paulie ain't allowed int eh drinkin contest cause he's immune to alcohol.
Uberstock wine a rare red that is so good it costs about 1,000 a glass. Alot of their profits come from it.
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Paulie protests, he is not immune. Their effects just differ on him rather then most people. He will compete in all contests as he loves beer. He shall allow the other contestants a 10% start before he starts. But this wont help at all. So he says that he will only take the title, not prizes, these shall go to the man in second.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 17:37
Very good.
OOC: I read the factbook entry need any help with rebels or Gen Kennings?
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 17:47
I checked out CAD and neither you (Borman) or Generic Empire are there.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 17:50
I checked out CAD and neither you (Borman) or Generic Empire are there.
CAD is some extension or something, we might move there. We're in C A D.
No, the rebles have been put down since then.
Gen Kennings has gone missing.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 17:52
Oh I see now. How do you appoint a UN delegate?
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 17:59
Im not to sure, let me try to find out.
Borman Empire
11-09-2004, 18:00
Uberstock should be able to join UN. If he can then he will be delagate, if thats ok with you.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 18:20
Not really becuase then you would just be running the Uberstock Alliance *epiphany hits Borman already controls the other two nations* ok Uberstock can be UN delegate.
Camel Eaters
11-09-2004, 18:21
We're barely beating Married Offers onthe things.