NationStates Jolt Archive


Pokémon now considered WMD

Feminaria
10-09-2004, 22:21
IC: Effective immediately, the nation of Feminaria classifies any and all Pokémon as being weapons of mass destruction, more specifically biological weaponry. Thus, any Pokémon within the nations borders (current estimate: zero) will be killed on sight. Attempting to bring live Pokémon into the country will be considered an act of terrorism and will be dealt with accordingly. Any attempts to breed pokémon on Feminarian soil will likewise be... shall we say... heavily frowned upon and discouraged. Pokémon-related products of a nonliving variety, such as television shows, trading cards, pikachuskin lingerie and the like will of course still be available. Possession of an actual Pokémon, even by a female, will be considered a serious - but not death-worthy - offense.

OOC: Am I being serious? Who knows. If you're one of the people ignoring the very existance of Pokémon (and I don't blame ya), just go ahead and ignore this as well. ;)
Waylend
10-09-2004, 22:36
"Maybe it's time to arm your people, with that new weapon that kills things!"

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CoreWorlds
10-09-2004, 22:59
IC: Effective immediately, the nation of Feminaria classifies any and all Pokémon as being weapons of mass destruction, more specifically biological weaponry. Thus, any Pokémon within the nations borders (current estimate: zero) will be killed on sight. Attempting to bring live Pokémon into the country will be considered an act of terrorism and will be dealt with accordingly. Any attempts to breed pokémon on Feminarian soil will likewise be... shall we say... heavily frowned upon and discouraged. Pokémon-related products of a nonliving variety, such as television shows, trading cards, pikachuskin lingerie and the like will of course still be available. Possession of an actual Pokémon, even by a female, will be considered a serious - but not death-worthy - offense.

OOC: Am I being serious? Who knows. If you're one of the people ignoring the very existance of Pokémon (and I don't blame ya), just go ahead and ignore this as well. ;)

"If they think Pokemon are a WMD, then let's just flood them with Ratattas, Pidgeys, Caterpie and the like." A man* in the shadows said.

"But they will declare war on us." his aide said, holding a plate with wine and fancy glasses.

"No matter. the weight of the Pokemon will soon overwhelm them and we can take over their nation." The first man smirked.

"Yes, and then we can remove the blight that is Feminism from the galaxy once and for all. Mwahahahahaha!"

"Hahahahahahahaha!" the first man echoed evily.

*Not the Emperor, just his rival in the Senate.

OOC:
Two can play at this game! :p
Central Facehuggeria
10-09-2004, 23:24
Do dead pokemon count as WMDs? A properly prepared Pikachu is considered a delicacy in our nation.

On a side note, the CF 'Soylent' food corporation is willing to purchase any pokemon corpses you come across during your purges.
CoreWorlds
10-09-2004, 23:34
We find that Pidgey, when fattened up like chickens, make good dinner meals. Not to mention Farfetche'd and Tauros and Goldeen.
Neo-Triton
10-09-2004, 23:51
OOC: and what of "hybrid" pokemon? Yah, not quite pokemon, but a cross of a pokemon and something far deadlier.
Mirruin
11-09-2004, 00:44
Wait, how do you think pokemon are WMDs? *Reads 'since I hate
Pokemon...* Um, never mind...