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The Hatarian Army is mobilizeing all Troops from all The Territories. Why is yet Unknown.

All Troops are to board Troop Carriers and head for New Canan, and Invade it.

56 Troop Carriers.

45 Battleships

345 Pacifica Destroyers.

34 Air Craft Carriers.

Ignore him. He just godmods and ruins NS for everybody including myself.

yes but he entertains us:)

Ignore him. He just godmods and ruins NS for everybody including myself.

I am trying not to GodMod, but everyone Forces me to.

Title should read, "Hataria makes up troops"

Yeah but its no fun if he take over your territory. :mad:

No one forces Hatria to GodMod.

What exactly is the problem with someone taking over your territory. If you can't defend it maybe you don't deserve it.

I can defend it and i deserve it but because he cheats and GodMods he takes over territoies that arent his! :mp5: :mp5:

Oh well ok. Thought you were saying that you were against taking over territories all together.

Now i know why people hate godmodding.Will Hatria ever give up. And oh byt he way for all the nations that dislike Hatria we have a comedy called

Hatrian Makeover.

I am trying not to GodMod, but everyone Forces me to.
How can you be 'forced' to GODMOD, you come on here, start a war, lose, GODMOD get nuked, the next day your back again, and thus does the cycle start again, and again and again and ag....(You get the idea.)

However you do provides laugh, especcaly as about 50 nations are currently occuping you. (Me Hogsweat ect.)

Our Glorious nation finds it hard to believe the nation of Hataria when they make such outrageous claims as to the size if their military.
45 battleships! 34 aircraft carriers! come on, at least try to be realistic.
We are saving up to one day hopefully buy three frigates so if Hataria gets mad at us we will either have to surrender or laugh at them till they go away :D


Glozer the Glozarian
El Presedente of Glozaria

Now i know why people hate godmodding.Will Hatria ever give up. And oh byt he way for all the nations that dislike Hatria we have a comedy called

Hatrian Makeover.
Once he goes away, I'll have to find another sources of laughs. (Buys 2 copys)

Am i one of the ones occupying Hatria?

I am not sorry for Hatria because they almost wiped me out. :mp5:
:mp5: :mp5:

Thank you for buying Hatrian Makeover.
In fact would you be interested in broadcasting rights to put it on TV?

Am i one of the ones occupying Hatria?

I am not sorry for Hatria because they almost wiped me out. :mp5:
:mp5: :mp5:
I've been occuping him for about 4 months since he declared war on me for having slaves, didn't someone turn him into a casino?

I've been occupying his countries he took and am currently turning his people into objects of comedies.

Am i one of the ones occupying Hatria?

I am not sorry for Hatria because they almost wiped me out. :mp5:
:mp5: :mp5:

Thank you for buying Hatrian Makeover.
In fact would you be interested in broadcasting rights to put it on TV?
I'll by the rights, then I can share it!!!!!!!!!!! Whoot!

.....Could I possibly wrangle a small bit of Hatarian Real Estate, Aust, simply so I can have the pleasure of 1) Saying I occupy Hataria too 2) Get threatened with rediculous foolishness and invasion for being an occupant of an acre..... 3) So that I can have an excuse to make a plot of ground glow in the dark if I so choose, and have the world not think any different of me for it?

We have granted you rights. Share it the others!

We have scenes of Hatrians eating dog food.

If I wasn't FT, I might occupy him as well, just to join the club. You people should get yourselves a private forum.

Yea i've seen some of Hatrias thread i just have have word. RETARD!!!

i got one of my powerful navel fleets an 2 battalions of CSB an heavy infrantry to help you an succeed in this mission. i will deploy them in 30 mins, i am happy to help.

What would the forums be named? Occupaiers of Hatria?

Well they are a good form of entertaiment and laughs.

Jackdonia u must really hate hataria.

P.S. i am interested in buying some videos.

No response from him...perhaps Hataria has left the building?

Ok how much videos. I dislike Hatria for attacking me and trying to ba basicly a dictator of the world.

I would like 2 billion copies 1 for each citezin in my nation.

Okay SPYDUDE 2billion copies are coming your way.

ITD currently occupies the western half of Hataria, the land has several naval bases and excellent beach front properties.

ITD can i get a reservation?

This is the weird thing, you people obviously don't like this guy, so rather than avoiding him you think "hmm...Noob, time to piss him off".

And in my thinking, that is kind of sad, leave the poor guy alone, its not his fault he is a bad RPer, some people just lack the english/imaginative skills to RP properly, it doesnt mean you should just pile on him.

I occupy his northern protion. Great Airfields.

I occupy his northern protion. Great Airfields.


May i send a delgate to get soem ideas for our bases?

We are still a developing nation.

Thnk you as a token of our appreciation we will present you with a brand new F-15 Strike Eagle.

Yes you may SPYDUDES.

And whoever said we were being mean to Hatgria he invaded Earth IV first and tried to invade Hogsweat.

In appericationof the F-15E Jackdonia named it Sprit of Spydudes.And presented Spydudes with a brand new F-35 JSF.

We have several openings, mostly beach houses.
1. http://www.cnn.com/interactive/style/0012/graves/03.beach.house.jpg
2. http://www.karto.ethz.ch/neumann/travelling/usa_california_2003_08/06_newport_beach_san_gabriel_mountains/40_nice_beach_house.jpg
3. http://www.mancinirealty.com/LBINewHome/1097C_main_large.jpg
4. http://www.floridastateparks.org/honeymoonisland/photos/visitors/HOI-BeachHouse-PaulaShowen.jpg

Because we are currently in an off peak season, we are offering a rate of $500 per week.

So what, just leave him alone if he's THAT retarded.

But where would the comdies come from? Or the the bases? He started the war anyway.

Itinerate Tree Dweller, can I get a yearly lease on house number 4? If not, I'll pay weekly.

May i rent House Number 5 for 2 months?

Itinerate Tree Dweller, can I get a yearly lease on house number 4? If not, I'll pay weekly.

ITD Realty is willing to give a discounted lease of $25,000 per year. A marina is located nearby so you can store your water crafts. The building also has wireless internet and satellite television installed.

May i rent House Number 5 for 2 months?

House 5?

ITD Realty is willing to give a discounted lease of $25,000 per year. A marina is located nearby so you can store your water crafts. The building also has wireless internet and satellite television installed.

Sure, I'll automaticly wire the money every year.

LOL, House 5?!

*see's thread and starts laughing uncontrollably*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D

Yes thats the one.

Yes thats the one.

I listed 4 houses.

Yea, there is only four houses!!!!

Okay i wiah House Number 2 tehn.

In fact would you be interested in broadcasting rights to put it on TV?
Jackdonia, do us a favor and come up with your own ideas. Hogsweat had the first one, I roleplayed (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=6994000) the second one (without realizing Hogsweat had one running), and now you come along and climb on for a free ride. I know you knew mine were out there, as you responded to them.

Show a little respect and imagination, please.

Okay i wiah House Number 2 tehn.

$4000 for 2 months in House 2 (1 month = roughly 4 weeks, so you are getting a slight discount.) Have a wonderful vacation. House two has all the same comodities of house 4.

Okay $4000 dollars is wired and on its way.

The Great Moments of Jackdonia is on the air!

I've been occuping him for about 4 months since he declared war on me for having slaves, didn't someone turn him into a casino?

No..that was Sephiroth, I think...who's about as bad as Hataria...Incidentally, Hataria was nominated,and then crowned, Sephiroth II.

Hey, ITD, you got any property for sale? I'd like to have some land (Cleansed of all human life) so that I can be in on the next zero-pop rebellion from Hataria, and would have an excuse to make the plot glow in the dark....

Its interesting,Hatria set out to conquer the world but the worl conquered him!

..Dude, thats old news. Hataria was quashed back some time ago. I just think its too bad that I missed it.

We don't sell property if it is going to be destroyed. We are currently only renting the properties listed earlier.


All of Western Hataria is currently free of Hataria's influence and was never affected by any rebellion, as we have a large presence of permanent troops on the land.

ah, Guys, didn;t you know i Moved all Hatarians out of The Old Hataria and is Now Liveing in The North Pacific?

That shows how Dumb ITD and Canan are Ladies and Getllemen...

ah, Guys, didn;t you know i Moved all Hatarians out of The Old Hataria and is Now Liveing in The North Pacific?
Both of the old Hatarians? Granpa Joe and little Missy too? Gawrsh, I hope they'll be happy there. The NP sure is nice this time of year.

ah, Guys, didn;t you know i Moved all Hatarians out of The Old Hataria and is Now Liveing in The North Pacific?

That shows how Dumb ITD and Canan are Ladies and Getllemen...
Arn't you all dead, I killed you, Hogsweat kiled you, ITD killed you, your nation must be a creater by now, a very glassy creater.

Oh, dont worry about the destroying part ITD. It'd only get turned glowy if suddenly the non-existant hatarians there but really arent started uprising.

Gotta fear the cardboard tanks, after all..

The Hatarian Army is mobilizeing all Troops from all The Territories. Why is yet Unknown.

All Troops are to board Troop Carriers and head for New Canan, and Invade it.

56 Troop Carriers.

45 Battleships

345 Pacifica Destroyers.

34 Air Craft Carriers.

yeah if your population was 1.5 billion+ i might believe you as america is what 250million+ and has 6+/- aircraft carriers but 45ish battleships is a bit laughable as it is generally accepted that they are obsolete because of the aircraft carry but maybe 12

but hey i havent bothered to strengthen my armed forces and so only have one legion the 6th Taureg and id still wip your ass.It dosent matter as it also turns out there is a thing called tactics and they also funnly enough have an older brother called stratergy and it turns out i have both were as you have neither i will pound you into submission

Wait...so you're sure this isn't "Hataria Messes Up Troops" misspelled?

Well, there were a couple of Hatarian Boy Scout troops having an extended campover at a Frisbeeterian nature preserve, so maybe that's what he's talking about.

Of course, we've kept them in the country while our grief counsellors helped them through losing all their parents, friends, and everyone they ever knew ... but if Hataria needs those 28 boys and 2 Scoutmasters back home again to begin rebuilding in the glassy crater once known as Hataria, I guess we can let them go.

Jackdonia will send the Hatrian Biy Scouts and send them back to Hatria.
We dont need them! We use the locals in Iran and Vietnam instead for our glorious army.

Let me reiterate what I dropped on Hataria:

100 nukes

VX

Kali Hemorragic fever virus

Smallpox

Your people died from nukes, poison gas, and disease. Get over it and make a new nation.

Hatria tried to take over Jackdonia and i could stand being took over so i dropped these:

44 ICBMs

45 H-Bombs

2 E-Bombs

Antharx Virus.

No offense offended but how old is Hataria ?

Hataria, most people ignore you now, so I suggest that you make a new nation, not tell anyone that you were Hataria and then dont godmod with it.

it is in his nature to god mod. even if he dose start up a new country he will anouce that it has a full WMD program with active weapons and an army the would make the chinese look weak. HE ALWAYS DOSE.

ah, Guys, didn;t you know i Moved all Hatarians out of The Old Hataria and is Now Liveing in The North Pacific?

That shows how Dumb ITD and Canan are Ladies and Getllemen...
And in English???

I think the title was meant to be "Hataria makes up troops":)
Not that that's news anymore but none the less...

yeah if your population was 1.5 billion+ i might believe you as america is what 250million+ and has 6+/- aircraft carriers but 45ish battleships is a bit laughable as it is generally accepted that they are obsolete because of the aircraft carry but maybe 12

but hey i havent bothered to strengthen my armed forces and so only have one legion the 6th Taureg and id still wip your ass.It dosent matter as it also turns out there is a thing called tactics and they also funnly enough have an older brother called stratergy and it turns out i have both were as you have neither i will pound you into submission

ooc: Enterprise, John F. Kennedy, Nimitz, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Carl Vinson, Theodore Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, John C. Stennis, Harry S. Truman, Ronald Reagan. Some are due to be decomm'd soon. If Hataria were a legit nation, which was still recognized as existing, it could have a maximum of maybe 16 or so carriers.... even that would be pushing it.

No..that was Sephiroth, I think...who's about as bad as Hataria...Incidentally, Hataria was nominated,and then crowned, Sephiroth II.
Ahhhh, Hard to tell the diference.

Ahhhh, Hard to tell the diference.


Maybe they're clones...*shudders at the thought*

Maybe they're clones...*shudders at the thought*

ooc: I think the accepted theory is that Hataria is the modern tech nation that evolves into the future tech nation of Sephiroth

Title should read, "Hataria makes up troops"



I stand by what I said earlier.

Yes you may SPYDUDES.

And whoever said we were being mean to Hatgria he invaded Earth IV first and tried to invade Hogsweat.
eh, no. As I recall, Hogsweat invaded earth iv first.
Hataria countered invaded against Hogsweat's invasion.
Probably turned into a god mode war though.

Whittier holds over 1200 Hatarian citizens as POW's from a certain previous war. They were supposed to have been released but, for some reason, fell through the cracks.
The government is moving to release them and send them to the new Hatarian homeland in the North Pacific.
The Whittier 5th fleet is engaged in naval exercises off the Hatarian coast, and is aware of their recent boasts of nearly a hundred ships. We note that Hataria has made such propaganda boasts before and believe these boasts are meant mainly for thier people's domestic consumption as we have not seen any Hatarian naval ships.

OOC: basically, I agree with the other fellow earlier. We should just leave the guy alone. Everyone starts out the way he has.
Hell, my first day on NS, I rpd Whittier having, I forgot how many, nukes. But it was way more than the 15,000 I now claim. And a huge ass military for a one day old nation (don't remember how big though). It just takes some people more time than others to learn to rp good.

We have several openings, mostly beach houses.
1. http://www.cnn.com/interactive/style/0012/graves/03.beach.house.jpg
2. http://www.karto.ethz.ch/neumann/travelling/usa_california_2003_08/06_newport_beach_san_gabriel_mountains/40_nice_beach_house.jpg
3. http://www.mancinirealty.com/LBINewHome/1097C_main_large.jpg
4. http://www.floridastateparks.org/honeymoonisland/photos/visitors/HOI-BeachHouse-PaulaShowen.jpg

Because we are currently in an off peak season, we are offering a rate of $500 per week.

We are still renting property. House 4 is currenlt rented year round. House 2 is being rented for 2 months, so 10 months are still open.

5. http://www.nohokai.com/photos/anini-beach-house.jpg
6. http://www.bh90210.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/photos/locations/Images/beachhouse.jpg
7. http://www.elviria.no/photos/BeachHouse_large.jpg
8. http://www.vacationparadise.com/graphics/property_a_426.jpg
9. http://www.largevacationhomes.com/RockPhotoGall/Beach%20House.jpg
10. http://www.adventurist.net/trips/galveston_12-2000/photos/beach%20house.JPG
11. http://www.nbm.org/Exhibits/past/2001/images/Schindler/3.jpg
12. http://kathyniemer.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/beachhouse.jpg

All are 500 dollars per week.

[OOC -

34 AIRCRAFT CARRIERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111

Now I have heard of godmodding, but you are insane.]

[OOC -

34 AIRCRAFT CARRIERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111

Now I have heard of godmodding, but you are insane.]
With a defense budget of 495.7 billion he can afford the carriers but he would also have to spend money on manning them, stocking them planes, buying ships to protect them, etc.

[OOC -

34 AIRCRAFT CARRIERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111

Now I have heard of godmodding, but you are insane.]


I bought them from a Store Front, along with a Invasion Fleat.

[OOC - Yes, that is all he could afford, just the ships, empty ships.]

Hataria what storefront did you buy your stuff from?

He has 34 boy scout carriers, each one holds 5 scots equipped with merit badges. They also can rub sticks together to make fires.

ITD, I'd like to rent house #10 for a full year for a military retreat.....
Also, do you know any way to get blood out of the carpets in that house?

Hataria declared war on Seph... Truly laughable. A modern age nation who godmods fights a space age nation that godmods.

Go figure. :rolleyes:


I own Eastern Hataria, while a "C" nation (Credonia or Canan... forgot which) owns Southern Hataria.

Hataria,

I have around 60,000 POWs in Germany from your Earth IV army defeat. Any offers? Because I'll just keep them if I don't get anything from you.

I bought them from a Store Front, along with a Invasion Fleat.
Here is a clip of what happens when Hataria enters a storefront.
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=6650731&postcount=12

Maybe they're clones...*shudders at the thought*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Give me that cloning vat NOW!

I hold Nothern Hatria.I discover Rubber and Oil there.

I hold 120,000 POWs of his and i am not returning them.

I bought them from a Store Front, along with a Invasion Fleat.
First of all it's spelt 'fleet', second of all you could afford to buy them but not
mantain them and third of all can everyone who has written or quoted that
massive page=breaking text please delete or edit their posts now.

ITD, I'd like to rent house #10 for a full year for a military retreat.....
Also, do you know any way to get blood out of the carpets in that house?

ITD Realty is willing to give a discounted lease of $25,000 per year. House 10 has wireless internet, and a firing range in the back yard. If you are going on a military retreat, please refrain from killing ITD civilians.