2005 Edsels Ready For Export!
Modern Texas
10-09-2004, 04:10
The Armed Republic of Modern Texas is pleased to announce the clearance of Edsel Motor Company to engage in global commerce. Edsel's exciting 2005 line-up can be viewed here:
http://www.freewebs.com/moderntexas/edselmotorcompany.htm
Any orders may be placed through the Minister of Trade and Commerce.
Modern Texas
10-09-2004, 13:18
We're stacking 'em deep and selling 'em cheap.
REBATES ($USD):
Corsair $1,500
Hornet $1,500
AMX $2,500
Villager $2,000
We also offer bulk discount pricing. Give your citizens the car they deserve! Give them an Edsel!
Napoleonic Empire
10-09-2004, 13:20
"Where is the turret?"
- Foreign Minister Raphael Locke, commenting on the huge size in a sarcastic joke
[OOC: Sorry, can't do much better. This nation is pre-WWII tech and my other has banned personal automobiles.]
Modern Texas
10-09-2004, 19:42
Don't let these beauties get away!
Buy an Edsel, not a warship!
With updated styling for 2005, your humble masses will love the look and feel of these commuter dream machines. Want a 4 banger? We got it! Need a V-8? We got it! We got automatics, all wheel drives...you name it, its here! You won't find a better urbanite transport anywhere!
Brickyard
24-09-2004, 19:16
The Republic of Brickyard would like to order 100,000 of your Corsairs
Total Bill: $150,000,000
We would also like them painted jet black. If at all possible.
Japanese Antarctica
24-09-2004, 19:51
OOC: good luck with this. people don't seem to buy anything that isn't war related. oh well.
West Cedarbrook
24-09-2004, 20:07
Joe Friday, President of HotWheels Dealerships of Cedarbrook wants to open Edsel dealerships in 7 of our cities. What's the franchise fee?
OOC - Edsels, and Texas. Can it get any better. How about Hank Hill as the Edsel spokesman?