New Brainania
10-09-2004, 03:33
SHINY PANTS, New Brainania - Supreme Potentate Brain of the newly independent, New Brainania, announced in a televised address to the nation that New Brainania would be granting citizenship to the world. Country of origin or chosen locale of residence will not disqualify anyone from receiving New Brainanian citizenship. All new citizens who give up their dual citizenship and proclaim Supreme Potentate Brain as their true and only Sovereign will receive a free t-shirt and "And a small fortune in cheese! Troz!" as Prime Minister Pinky proclaimed.
On a side note, Supreme Potentate Brain alowed Prim Minister Pinky to share the podium after his addess was complete. The Prime Minister announced that New Brainania's capitol from now on shall be named, Shiny Pants, with its residence any visiting within its city limits will be required to wear pants that are shiny. This was apparently a concession made by the Supreme Potentate to the Prime Minister when Potentate Brain refused to let the Prime Minister to appoint a spool of thread to an important post in the Ministry of Transporation.
Pontentate Brain concluded the dual address to the tiny nation by re-emphasising that he and the Prime Minister are "not really two lab mice bent on global domination."
On a side note, Supreme Potentate Brain alowed Prim Minister Pinky to share the podium after his addess was complete. The Prime Minister announced that New Brainania's capitol from now on shall be named, Shiny Pants, with its residence any visiting within its city limits will be required to wear pants that are shiny. This was apparently a concession made by the Supreme Potentate to the Prime Minister when Potentate Brain refused to let the Prime Minister to appoint a spool of thread to an important post in the Ministry of Transporation.
Pontentate Brain concluded the dual address to the tiny nation by re-emphasising that he and the Prime Minister are "not really two lab mice bent on global domination."