Unified Sith
09-09-2004, 16:25
“God Manfred I’m bored. There is absolutely nothing to do when you don’t have a war going on. Manfred get me the war council I want a war.”
“At once mein Fuhrer.”
The war council walking in through the adjoining room labelled the peace room could only look at Heir Hitler is disbelief. The General and commander of the armed forces could only look gobsmacked. “Mien Fuhrer, are you sure that this is what you want? I mean the nation has just been through two large and un profitable wars. Are you sure you want to sacrifice lives, just because your bored…..?
“Hmmm…… Yes, yes I’m sure. I want the fleet ready to ship out at once.”
“To where Mein Fuhrer?”
“Hmm this is going to take some thought. What about Camewot their weak.”
“I’m sorry sir seemingly we don’t exist to them, apparently our bombs won’t kill them through some form of in tangible and illogical way.”
“Okaaaay, how about Pretonia, I thought they were in a nasty war with Sirens of Titan?”
“Again sir a little too difficult. How about we pick something nice and small, something no one will notice.”
“Well where then?”
“How about here” *The general points onto the map.*
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“Good idea general, order the fleet to occupied Germany at once.”
“Yes Mein Fuhrer.”
“Ehhhh Mein Fuhrer how much of the fleet do you want to send, we have many fleets?”
“All of them dam it. Oh and general I have decided that we will continue our dance routine right now.”
“You must be joking.”
“I assure you I’m not, either you give a decent performance or I will shoot you.” *Hitler pulls out a pistol from the drawer and subsequently makes the general dance.*
“Now get onto the stage, and a one and a two and a three……..”
All the extras start to get ready and into position while Hitler prepares himself for the magical moment of his solo.
*Music plays*
Heil myself
Heil to me
I'm the kraut
Who's out to change our history
Heil myself
Raise your hand
There's no greater
Dictator in the land!
Everything I do, I do for you!
CHORUS:
Yes, you do!
ROGER:
If you're looking for a war, here's World War Two!
Heil myself
Raise your beer
CHORUS:
Jawohl!
ROGER:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi stand and cheer
CHORUS:
Hooray!
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...
ROGER:
Heil myself!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...
ROGER:
Heil myself!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...
ROGER:
...stand and cheer!
THE HEIL-LOs:
The Fuhrer is causing a furor!
He's got those Russians on the run
You gotta love that wacky hun!
The Fuhrer is causing a furor
They can't say "no" to his demands
They're freaking out in foreign lands
He's got the whole world in his hands
The Fuhrer is causing a furor!
ROGER:
I was just a paper hanger
No one more obscurer
Got a phone call from the Reichstag
Told me I was Fuhrer
Germany was blue
What, oh, what to do?
Hitched up my pants
And conquered France
Now Deutschland's smiling through!
But it wasn't always so easy...
It was 1932. Hindenburg was working the Big Room and I...
I was playing the lounge. And then I got my big break.
Somebody burned down the Reichstag. And, would you believe it?
They made me Chancellor. Chancellor!
It ain't no myst'ry
If it's politics or hist'ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz
Heil myself
Watch my show
I'm the German Ethel Merman
Dontcha know
We are crossing borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big smile
Ev'ryone sieg heil to me
Wonderful me!
And now it's...
CHORUS:
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Goose-step's the new step today
ROGER:
Springtime!
Goose-steps!
CHORUS MEN:
Bombs falling from the skies again
CHORUS:
Deutschland is on the rise again
ROGER & CHORUS:
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
U-boats are sailing once more
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
ROGER:
Means that...
CHORUS:
Soon we'll be going...
ROGER:
We've got to be going...
CHORUS:
You know we'll be going....
ROGER:
You bet we'll be going...
ROGER & CHORUS:
You know we'll be going to war!!
http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/prod/images/spngtim4.jpg
“Well General, what did you think.”
“I’m speechless Mien Fuhrer.”
“At once mein Fuhrer.”
The war council walking in through the adjoining room labelled the peace room could only look at Heir Hitler is disbelief. The General and commander of the armed forces could only look gobsmacked. “Mien Fuhrer, are you sure that this is what you want? I mean the nation has just been through two large and un profitable wars. Are you sure you want to sacrifice lives, just because your bored…..?
“Hmmm…… Yes, yes I’m sure. I want the fleet ready to ship out at once.”
“To where Mein Fuhrer?”
“Hmm this is going to take some thought. What about Camewot their weak.”
“I’m sorry sir seemingly we don’t exist to them, apparently our bombs won’t kill them through some form of in tangible and illogical way.”
“Okaaaay, how about Pretonia, I thought they were in a nasty war with Sirens of Titan?”
“Again sir a little too difficult. How about we pick something nice and small, something no one will notice.”
“Well where then?”
“How about here” *The general points onto the map.*
http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/prod/images/hitlr2.jpg
“Good idea general, order the fleet to occupied Germany at once.”
“Yes Mein Fuhrer.”
“Ehhhh Mein Fuhrer how much of the fleet do you want to send, we have many fleets?”
“All of them dam it. Oh and general I have decided that we will continue our dance routine right now.”
“You must be joking.”
“I assure you I’m not, either you give a decent performance or I will shoot you.” *Hitler pulls out a pistol from the drawer and subsequently makes the general dance.*
“Now get onto the stage, and a one and a two and a three……..”
All the extras start to get ready and into position while Hitler prepares himself for the magical moment of his solo.
*Music plays*
Heil myself
Heil to me
I'm the kraut
Who's out to change our history
Heil myself
Raise your hand
There's no greater
Dictator in the land!
Everything I do, I do for you!
CHORUS:
Yes, you do!
ROGER:
If you're looking for a war, here's World War Two!
Heil myself
Raise your beer
CHORUS:
Jawohl!
ROGER:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi stand and cheer
CHORUS:
Hooray!
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...
ROGER:
Heil myself!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...
ROGER:
Heil myself!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...
ROGER:
...stand and cheer!
THE HEIL-LOs:
The Fuhrer is causing a furor!
He's got those Russians on the run
You gotta love that wacky hun!
The Fuhrer is causing a furor
They can't say "no" to his demands
They're freaking out in foreign lands
He's got the whole world in his hands
The Fuhrer is causing a furor!
ROGER:
I was just a paper hanger
No one more obscurer
Got a phone call from the Reichstag
Told me I was Fuhrer
Germany was blue
What, oh, what to do?
Hitched up my pants
And conquered France
Now Deutschland's smiling through!
But it wasn't always so easy...
It was 1932. Hindenburg was working the Big Room and I...
I was playing the lounge. And then I got my big break.
Somebody burned down the Reichstag. And, would you believe it?
They made me Chancellor. Chancellor!
It ain't no myst'ry
If it's politics or hist'ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz
Heil myself
Watch my show
I'm the German Ethel Merman
Dontcha know
We are crossing borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big smile
Ev'ryone sieg heil to me
Wonderful me!
And now it's...
CHORUS:
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Goose-step's the new step today
ROGER:
Springtime!
Goose-steps!
CHORUS MEN:
Bombs falling from the skies again
CHORUS:
Deutschland is on the rise again
ROGER & CHORUS:
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
U-boats are sailing once more
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
ROGER:
Means that...
CHORUS:
Soon we'll be going...
ROGER:
We've got to be going...
CHORUS:
You know we'll be going....
ROGER:
You bet we'll be going...
ROGER & CHORUS:
You know we'll be going to war!!
http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/prod/images/spngtim4.jpg
“Well General, what did you think.”
“I’m speechless Mien Fuhrer.”