NationStates Jolt Archive

Today the famed blackmarket media dealer Freddy Grayson was executed by lethal injection in a federal detention center. For years he sold films, music, and other electronic media illegally. He made quite a profit over the years. As we all know free enterprise is highly restricted within Craynac. Grayson was pursued by federal agents for years until being caught. He plead guilty to 49 counts of pirating media, obstruction of justice, lying to a police official, resisting arrest, assault of a police official, and assault of federal agents. He was originally sentenced to 104 years in prison, but after numerous escape attempts and assaulting prison staff he was deemed too dangerous by a special tribunal and was sentenced to death. He spent two weeks in heavy lockup while the execution was being arranged. His widow, Heather Grayson, has vowed to leave the country. He also leaves behind a son, Freddy Jr.

I propose we give away all his stolen merchandise to less fortunate third-world countries!




As the ruler of a third-world country, I suggest myself as the first recipient of the free stuff.

All evidence has been locked up, but we may consider donating it. It would otherwise be destroyed.