Evil Nations Unite
The devastating Evil
09-09-2004, 05:26
Hello the devastating evil wishes to create an alliance of evil nations sso we can establish ourselves as these group of evil nations. Any who wish to join join the Supreme Evil region and state your intentions there. I will state what our mission and what kind of things we will be doing. We are out for supremacy!
High Dictator,
Bob
OOC: *Sits back to watch the crusades*
You might want a somewhat more subtle name...
Texas and Colorado
09-09-2004, 05:32
Well we wont join you but shall secretly via the A-hole team supply you weapons. :upyours:
Another Evil Nations Unite thread. This will be worth a few laughs.
Last time I saw this happen, Satan made a few appearences, and a crusade against humanity resulted (only one nation was involved).
The devastating Evil
12-09-2004, 02:56
Well I would like to thank my naysayers for laughing at me. Thank You very much. God it wouldnt be a good thread if someone didnt come along and post about nothing useful and make bad jokes. So thank you. Oh and to colorado and texas an actual thank you for your weapons and nukes. You are most evil.
High Dictator,
Bob
Jangle Jangle Ridge
12-09-2004, 04:07
Within the capital city JJR, rows of 'tanks' line up. Fitted with twin side sponsons with 60mm chainguns on them, and a sickeningly large 300mm Sub-Orbital cannon, each of the five hundred Stoneman tanks could flatten a city the size of New York in under an hour with conventional depleted uranium shells. Spikes slam from the tank and into the pavement, securing the behemoths. Pneumatic legs fold out, to provide greater support. The tanks slide two feet deep into the ground as all of the S-Ob (Hilarious thing is, I didn't notice that when I made them) cannons fired in unison, each shooting eight shells over a minute. The shells have lines of weak lead traced through them, and a heavy shaped charged inside, along with a timer, set by the tank computers. Within ten minutes, the 4,000 shells began to explode over TDE, sending down lances of heavy, white-hot metal with enough force to knock a three-story building flat.
Sattelites center themselves over the nation, just before the carnage begins, zoom in, and open video feed to the world.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
12-09-2004, 04:08
OOC: Thank you, thank you.
posting here so I can link myself to a website from my signature and to issue a warning:
NOOB ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111