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Defensive weapons for sale!

Trentaur
08-09-2004, 18:09
A new weapon has just come out to production at the Trentaur Central University: the Defensive Osmotic Force Field (DOFF).
The DOFF is the most advanced defencive force field in the world, it is fully impenetrable, can cover anything from a country to a building, but it's all not new. The feature that makes DOFF totally unique among the force fields is it's Osmosis - the property of leting through some things and leaving other things outside. The DOFF can be programmed to let people and civillian vehicles through, and, being completely light- and (if wanted)air- transparent, it wouldn't affect the routine life. In the same time, it can be programmed to NOT let things in. Example: you program the DOFF to let in anything besides guns. well, somebody wants to come in with a gun in his pocket. He doesn't see the DOFF, so he just goes in. HE passes. the gun just tears his pocket and stays on the other side, simultaneously triggering an alarm. That way, your country can be secured from anything, starting from teracts and ending with drug import and radioactive materials trade.
Order your DOFFs today!
Prices:
A building DOFF: 10 million $.
A city DOFF: 40 million $.
A small country DOFF: 80 million $.
A large country DOFF: 120 million $.

(OOC: The list will be continued)
Jackdonia
08-09-2004, 18:13
Jackdonia will take 1 Small Country DOFF for 80 million.
Jitano
08-09-2004, 18:17
aren't you a bit small for this? how did your technology advance so quickly? why is it all so ridiculously cheap?
Trentaur
08-09-2004, 18:33
To Jackdonia: A small country DOFF will be sent to you shortly.

To Jitano: Yes, we are small, but the whole country are scientists, so we're advancing at the speed of thought, which is faster than light.
Cheap? All right, for you the prices will be 50% higher. Just kidding, we just want to enter the market quickly.
Third Republican
08-09-2004, 18:37
i'll take one large country doff. :mp5:
Trentaur
08-09-2004, 18:39
Sent. Thanks for buying.
Waylend
08-09-2004, 18:50
This is rather god modding
How is it powered? How does it work? Why is it fully impenetrable? How do you support all you scientists? Why is it so cheap? How do you not call this godmoding? Why shouldn't I fire my Ignore Cannons?
Rinceweed
08-09-2004, 18:50
Yes, we are small, but the whole country are scientists, so we're advancing at the speed of thought, which is faster than light.

Please, let me kill him now....or, ya know, could someone point him to the inumerable amount of threads about how trying to put the entire country into one area is gonna make it implode?
Jitano
08-09-2004, 18:59
To Jitano: Yes, we are small, but the whole country are scientists, so we're advancing at the speed of thought, which is faster than light.
Cheap? All right, for you the prices will be 50% higher. Just kidding, we just want to enter the market quickly.


I also sell weapons tech, as a nation of much more experience I can tell you two things right now, 1) This technology cannot exist, every one will protest, and also I will point out that my MD bomb goes through any shielding, by disintegrating the whole thing, your energy shields wouldn't even have an effect
2) You will be loosing money left right and centre with that low a price