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A powerfull co-alition is poised to invade our peaceful shores. Even now, armies are gathering on a blighted horizen. They seek to rape, murder and torture. We urgently appeal for the following aid,

1: Food stuffs, it is imperitive that famine is averted. We do not seek to condem our people to a slow, painfull death.

2: Military Hardware, we need a decent army. Please, please, come to our aid.

3: Medical Aid, It is likely in the case of an invasion that there will be massive civilian casulties. Please help avert a humanitarian disaster.

4: Military Protection, even if you do not support our policys, you could help us from preventing our soverenty being violated. Please, please, help us.

Thank you.

ooc: If you are not going to support us, please do not post in this thread. I got a general idea before that you have objections, so please do not repeat them here.

If Stianlaand decides to declare war on you or support other countries with troops, we will also supply food and medical aid to help the youngest and most suffering, although we do not support your politics at all.

As may our policies stand apart, I shall not watch your nation be overrun by the barbarians and rapists. After several anger management courses and shooting of pillows I have calmed down a bit, well quite a bit. So I hope that my harsh language has not damaged our relations in face of these new threats. I am willing to send a large amount of troops to your aide, but this time I will command them myself, from the frontline. If you wish for our troops, prepare for a imediat division size deployment and another 250.000 men and women underway.

Emperor Rift

We are considering your situation carefully, who are these enemies you speak of?

The confederacy, greatly saddened by the actions of certain powers, hereby offers what medical and humanitarian aid we can. Although we do not agree with your policies, we feel that the others went too far.
Official letter from Confederation of Lafeel to the goverment of Feminany

ooc:just so you know...i was against war from the start.

If Stianlaand decides to declare war on you or support other countries with troops, we will also supply food and medical aid to help the youngest and most suffering, although we do not support your politics at all.

If you really cared about the population then you would not declare war in the first place.

As may our policies stand apart, I shall not watch your nation be overrun by the barbarians and rapists. After several anger management courses and shooting of pillows I have calmed down a bit, well quite a bit. So I hope that my harsh language has not damaged our relations in face of these new threats. I am willing to send a large amount of troops to your aide, but this time I will command them myself, from the frontline. If you wish for our troops, prepare for a imediat division size deployment and another 250.000 men and women underway.

Emperor Rift

We thank you for this aid. Though we got off onto the wrong footing, we feel that your offer of aid is more than generous, for you may be saving an entire nation.

Yours in eternall gratitude,

Eva Dworkings.

PS. Tell your male soldiers to bring a spare pair of clothes. We may not have replacements you see.

We are considering your situation carefully, who are these enemies you speak of?

Just about every nation whoose leader thinks with their balls.

The confederacy, greatly saddened by the actions of certain powers, hereby offers what medical and humanitarian aid we can. Although we do not agree with your policies, we feel that the others went too far.
Official letter from Confederation of Lafeel to the goverment of Feminany

ooc:just so you know...i was against war from the start.

Thank you. Your intentions are much appreciated. If we could ever repay this debt, we shall endevour to do so.

Thank you.

OOC: Hey,that sounds like me!JK

IC: The empire will cometoyour aid. The Valon, an executor class starship and her battle group will be diverted to you. 20 Imperial class stardestroyers and 250,000 men at arms are on the way

If you really cared about the population then you would not declare war in the first place.

If you really cared for your population you wouldn't have implemented your sick law in the first place.

And after rethinking what I wrote in my first post, I don't think I would give you any help after all, since it would weaken our reputation as a dictatorship.

[Edit: grammar]

Thank you for your offer, however this is modern tech. Sorry.


Very sorry.

really doesn't matter. It just makes it one sided, but if you insist, I can break my more antiquated weapons, modifeid M-16's and T-72's, F-18E hornets...

If you really cared for your population you wouldn't have implemented your sick law in the first place.

And after rethinking what I wrote in my first post, I don't think I would give you any help after all, since it would weaken our reputation as a dictatorship.

Prehaps it is up to our people to decide the future of our country.

Wait, are you saying that supporting us would make you look like a goody goody? You mean you're not invading on moral grounds?

The War itself will happen and there is nothing that any of us can do about that. But we, The Celtic Clan Empire of The O'Faolains, will do all it can to avert a humanitarian disaster after the war, we dislike the current government and hate its latest decree, but we cannot blame the people for that.

We do not agree with your policies, so we're sending twenty legions of Crimson Troopers (two million) to Help the invaders. We're sorry, but a nation that shuns men is racist and wrong, and all those male babies that had changes...christ. If your country isn't liberated soon, you'll die out anyway, becasue there isn't any way to reproduce without males (even clones get corrupted after a while). However, if you choose to change your policies, we'll pull out the troops and send aid convoys.

Now this might seem odd, but Outer Heaven is a non-racial place. We have one race, the Serpantians, that's made up of many different aliens and humans. We live in unity (it's not utopian because I'm harsh), and because of this, we work. When we saw your announcement, we nearly threw up.

Also, if any refugees are looking to save their male children or themselves, feel free to come to Outer Heaven. Seeing as I feel compassion for you, you'll be set up on our homeworld of Serpantis Prime, and have well paying jobs.

The utterly disgusted Warlord Liquidus Snake,
Ruler of Outer Heaven MK II

Our basic pledge is "To each their own" There for the Rogue Nation of Gnomedude will pledge what little support it may offer. We will start with a shipment of food, medical suplies herbal suplies and medical and herbal technicians at first light.

The War itself will happen and there is nothing that any of us can do about that. But we, The Celtic Clan Empire of The O'Faolains, will do all it can to avert a humanitarian disaster after the war, we dislike the current government and hate its latest decree, but we cannot blame the people for that.

We do not agree with your policies, so we're sending twenty legions of Crimson Troopers (two million) to Help the invaders. We're sorry, but a nation that shuns men is racist and wrong, and all those male babies that had changes...christ. If your country isn't liberated soon, you'll die out anyway, becasue there isn't any way to reproduce without males (even clones get corrupted after a while). However, if you choose to change your policies, we'll pull out the troops and send aid convoys.

Now this might seem odd, but Outer Heaven is a non-racial place. We have one race, the Serpantians, that's made up of many different aliens and humans. We live in unity (it's not utopian because I'm harsh), and because of this, we work. When we saw your announcement, we nearly threw up.

Also, if any refugees are looking to save their male children or themselves, feel free to come to Outer Heaven. Seeing as I feel compassion for you, you'll be set up on our homeworld of Serpantis Prime, and have well paying jobs.

The utterly disgusted Warlord Liquidus Snake,
Ruler of Outer Heaven MK II[QUOTE]

[quote=Feminany]ooc: If you are not going to support us, please do not post in this thread. I got a general idea before that you have objections, so please do not repeat them here.

Um yeah.

An official press release

As the Confederacy of Trentaur has an anti-war policy, we are ready to help any attacked or besieged nation. Because of that, large amounts of food and medical supplies will be sent immediately to Feminany.
Unfortunately, due to the anti-war policy we cannot help you with weapons (we simply do not produce them), but we are more than ready to give any humanitarian help.
Tangaros Aldarion, the Supreme President of Trentaur

Forces will be sent as soon as preparations are ready, I shall be arriving in your country in a mere 2 houres via high speed personal jet. My personal guard division is 9 houres behind me, they will need facilities and such too base themselfs for a week or so. Prepare for our troops arrival via land, air and sea within the next month.

Emperor Rift

Tallarn Naval Station

Rhino Armoured Personal Carriers rolled into the transport planes, each carrying ten blue armoured guardmen of the highest calliber. Captain Jackson switched on the display for the cargohold, ten Rhino APC's where neatly packed into the back as the rear access ramp closed. "This is Apoc 90, where all set and ready to go, requesting FFA codes and a clear runway tower." Jackson spoke into the mic while starting up the huge transports engines. "This is tower to Apoc 90, set FFA transmiter to 8742.24.00.DGES and take off from your current runway." Jackson grabbed the controlls. "Roger that tower, FFA code is 8742.24.00.DGES and we are cleared to take off from runway #22." He pushed the throttle forward, the noise of the engines drowning out everything.

Feminaria International Airport

Rift stood in the doorway of his personal transport, the doorway just able to fit his height. "So this is what we are fighting for Smith?" He poked his aide. "Yes my lord, this is the nation but I do not see anyone to greet us." He scowered around his lord, kicking against the legs of his two bodyguards. Rift walked down the ramp, his ten foot posture and shining blue powerarmour giving off an aura of courage and perseverance.

OoC: My Emperor is not like any normal human, he's a future char stuck in this world :)

I would just like to point out the reason an army is ready to invade your country. You recently made being male illegal, this undoubtedly made many people angry and wanting to correct what they see as an injustice.

Official statement by the Confederacy
Our aid is on its way. And let us herewith offer a asylum to any Feminany leaders that feel they need a one, if it comes to that.

I would just like to point out the reason an army is ready to invade your country. You recently made being male illegal, this undoubtedly made many people angry and wanting to correct what they see as an injustice.

Do we care about your oppinion? No. This thread if for people who will actualy SUPPORT Feminaria, if you do not support him/her do NOT post here.

No need to be rude. Being polite gets much better results.

since it would weaken our reputation as a dictatorship.

It would not, I'm a dictatorship and I have helped nations. All it would do would bring you lots of enemys.....

Anyways, I would love help but I'm future tech..... (Sorry, :()

Sorry, but my country is a very evil dictatorship, ruled by a power-hungry, psychotic dictator. (Me)

I am offering to help, but not till the fightings over, then you'll see so many Hospital and Aid ships, you won't be able to move your cruise-liners for the big buggers.

Yes and so am I. I kill anyone over 60 or make them work, at least half of my population are slaves (500 million at last count), my police can kill anyone, my popluce has no freedoms, I am a warmonger, I have many enemys, hardly any alliances An whole load I can't think of. I'm still the same nation I was when I began.... [Sorry for the thread hijack, I'll leave]

We will help you, sister. Though we do not have a navy to send (we're not a coastal nation), we do have skilled fighting women in other fields. We will provide some military aid, in the form of a number of air superiority fighters, surface-to-air missile batteries with crew, and our elite anti-tank infantry. For the main part, we will help in other way - we can help evacuate those in need to our own nation on a temporary basis, and we'll also fly in medical assistance.

We will help you, sister. Though we do not have a navy to send (we're not a coastal nation), we do have skilled fighting women in other fields. We will provide some military aid, in the form of a number of air superiority fighters, surface-to-air missile batteries with crew, and our elite anti-tank infantry. For the main part, we will help in other way - we can help evacuate those in need to our own nation on a temporary basis, and we'll also fly in medical assistance.

OoC: Psssht, watch the minnions sis.

We will help you, sister. Though we do not have a navy to send (we're not a coastal nation), we do have skilled fighting women in other fields. We will provide some military aid, in the form of a number of air superiority fighters, surface-to-air missile batteries with crew, and our elite anti-tank infantry. For the main part, we will help in other way - we can help evacuate those in need to our own nation on a temporary basis, and we'll also fly in medical assistance.


Ooc- All your women soldiers are currently pregnant with Republican Guardsmen's babies. It's going to be awfully hard to fight while carrying a baby in the womb.

Note- I'm not saying I plan to attack you. I am just stating your military is not going to be very effective if you try sending it into other lands.

if war is declared on your fine nation for this internal Afairse isue you will have the full suport of the TBA alliance. Soverien rights of a nation is in our Alliance statement meaning we will defend your nation's soverien rights to do as you wish in your own country.

Ooc- All your women soldiers are currently pregnant with Republican Guardsmen's babies. It's going to be awfully hard to fight while carrying a baby in the womb.

Note- I'm not saying I plan to attack you. I am just stating your military is not going to be very effective if you try sending it into other lands.


All my soldiers? Bullshit, if you'll pardon my tourettes... nowhere near the full available number (remember, all female citizens have military training - it's mandatory), and those who were part of it were shifted to reserves and replaced with others. Also, considering that my population has nearly TRIPLED since then, I'd say they're done being preggers regardless, NS-time.

All my soldiers? Bullshit, if you'll pardon my tourettes... nowhere near the full available number (remember, all female citizens have military training - it's mandatory), and those who were part of it were shifted to reserves and replaced with others. Also, considering that my population has nearly TRIPLED since then, I'd say they're done being preggers regardless, NS-time.


Ooc- Okay, well remember, only people between 15-55 can be a very good fighting quality. If you want to mobilize the entire labor force of your nation (because most workers are also of the age soldiers are) then you cripple your economy. In the NS world it is accepted that you can have between 5-10% of your population the most, in your armed forces mobilized and in the field, and that is the in the extreme cases. Most people go 3-5%. I suppose if you have a disaster invasion against you, and are losing terribly, you could push to 20%, but your economy would rapidly fall apart. But it's better to have to rebuild an economy later, than it is to have no nation left because you lost a war.

OoC: Psssht, watch the minnions sis.

Que?

Que?


Nevermind, just help me kick the shit out of the guy actualy invading you!

Ooc- Okay, well remember, only people between 15-55 can be a very good fighting quality. If you want to mobilize the entire labor force of your nation (because most workers are also of the age soldiers are) then you cripple your economy. In the NS world it is accepted that you can have between 5-10% of your population the most, in your armed forces mobilized and in the field, and that is the in the extreme cases. Most people go 3-5%. I suppose if you have a disaster invasion against you, and are losing terribly, you could push to 20%, but your economy would rapidly fall apart. But it's better to have to rebuild an economy later, than it is to have no nation left because you lost a war.

OOC: Maybe you got the impression I'd be sending hundreds of thousands of troops? I wasn't. Perhaps a thousand or so, but not more. I'm not a military superpower. And I said they all have military TRAINING. That isn't the same as all of them actually serving in the military. The vast majority of them have perfectly normal jobs. I assigned 300'000 to the breeding program (at that time 6% of pop, now roughly 2%). They were not 'mobilized and in the field' during their time there - most of the time they were working regular jobs, at least until they got too pregnant to. Others were on active duty in their stead, but certainly no enormous number. We're mostly peaceful (unless you try to campaign for free elections).

Nevermind, just help me kick the shit out of the guy actualy invading you!

I'm not the one who's getting invaded. The names are similar, I know (I was here first! ...I think), but the one getting invaded is 'Feminany'. Not me, not a puppet of mine, just a similar name... 'cause really, how many variations of the word feminine are there? Personally I rather like men, I'd certainly never make them illegal...

Although not agreeing with your policies, the Holy Empire of Zesperion will provide refuge to any (civilian only)refugees. Because of the size of our nation, we will only allow up to 20,000 refugees.

Emperor Richmond

Transmission ended

Feminaria, go to the Conference.

It's here: http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=355607

Sorry for it not being in Girlin, but the bombing and shooting would be a secruity hazard.

I will personally assure you that you are save at the Conference.

you realize none of the aid will get there. i believe there are dozens of blockades surrounding the country.

The governments of Transportia and Debian-Linux are poised to launch humanitarian aid efforts as soon as it is personally requested by telegram.

Feminaria, go to the Conference.

It's here: http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=355607

Sorry for it not being in Girlin, but the bombing and shooting would be a secruity hazard.

I will personally assure you that you are save at the Conference.

Again, I am not Feminany.

I'm not the one who's getting invaded. The names are similar, I know (I was here first! ...I think), but the one getting invaded is 'Feminany'. Not me, not a puppet of mine, just a similar name... 'cause really, how many variations of the word feminine are there? Personally I rather like men, I'd certainly never make them illegal...

*smacks self* Damnit, to many threads and to many people with the same name while under timepressure, I gota love this game :)

As stated elsewhere, Armstrongia Bachland will give shelter, medical aid, and food to refugees from this conflict.

first off i do not agree with your law but i also do not agree with the way every one else is reacting i will send aid to you when this attack is over. We will pray for you and your country. We will also help with the rebuilding if there is anything left to rebuild.

Public Address-
Feminany has been engaged in war due to a recent disagreement in ideas. Namely, they have made the Male gender illegal. Mayor Kabapus may aid or attack Feminany, depending on how the Peace Conference turns out.
In case you need a reason to change your mind.
-The Secretary

After this war, and ONLY after, we will supply you with Medical supplies, and food. We are a humane nation, and won't let an entire people die. We would also consider jump starting your economy with an influx of various goods. We have become especially adept at creating flawless gems, usually we use them for high powered laser experiments, but jewlery could be made cheaply, and you could sell them at a good price. I do want you to know that I do NOT support your nations actions in any way, and hope that you are forced to repeal this discusting law, for I see no reason for it. If your population is a majority female, why not just keep it that way, and allow the opposite sex?

For all coalition nations: I wish I could be out there with you, but being a future tech, I can't, and then theres the humane side of this, it has been put to vote, and a majority of 82:18 said to help out them, but only after this war is over. Good luck.

After this war, and ONLY after, we will supply you with Medical supplies, and food. We are a humane nation, and won't let an entire people die. We would also consider jump starting your economy with an influx of various goods. We have become especially adept at creating flawless gems, usually we use them for high powered laser experiments, but jewlery could be made cheaply, and you could sell them at a good price. I do want you to know that I do NOT support your nations actions in any way, and hope that you are forced to repeal this discusting law, for I see no reason for it. If your population is a majority female, why not just keep it that way, and allow the opposite sex?

For all coalition nations: I wish I could be out there with you, but being a future tech, I can't, and then theres the humane side of this, it has been put to vote, and a majority of 82:18 said to help out them, but only after this war is over. Good luck.


Ooc- If there is a war, after the war, I am sure the victors will have divided the women of Feminany amongst themselves. Thus there will be nobody left to help.

Tetonia would be happy to offer aid in the form of weaponry. We will also take in refugees, who will be amply provided for in our land of comfy couches, movie nights and cake.

Though we do not agree with your anti-male policy
we will aid you against the enemy.
We can help you by sending medical supplies,
and GLCMs armed with variable warheads.

Bandanna is eager to provide food and medical aid to the people of Feminany. however, the people of Bandanna are skeptical, after Feminany's recent behavior, of the equity with which these would be distributed. Thus, the Spokescouncils issue the following offer:
Medic teams and Food Not Bombs chapters will be organized within feminany with the aid and staffing of Bandanna volunteers. Bandanna requests that all government intervention with these groups be avoided.

Several Direct Action groups and syndicalist militias within Bandanna wish to aid the population of Feminany with funding, arms where appropriate, and extensive saboteurial training. These groups also wish to make contact with any and all progressive (that is, non-chauvenist, nonsexist, non-authoritarian) non-governmental organizations within feminany, and make the same offer. Again, such aid will unequivocally NOT be supplied to the Feminanian government, or any agents thereof.

Bandanna's spokescouncils encourage the struggles of all peoples for autonomy and freedom from oppression, whether from maurauding armies of needledicked misogynists or authoritarian matriarchs.

If Feminany is still offering free MtF sex changes, Bandanna has many citizens who would like to apply for visas to your country, if your surgeons are any good.

In like spirit, the Federated Collectives invite Feminanian refugees to come crash at our place for as long as they need. We'll bring the wholesome vegan cooking and the tea. You bring your hot selves.

The Spokescouncils of Bandanna

1: Food stuffs, it is imperitive that famine is averted. We do not seek to condem our people to a slow, painfull death.

2: Military Hardware, we need a decent army. Please, please, come to our aid.

3: Medical Aid, It is likely in the case of an invasion that there will be massive civilian casulties. Please help avert a humanitarian disaster.

4: Military Protection, even if you do not support our policys, you could help us from preventing our soverenty being violated. Please, please, help us.

Thank you.


My Grandfathers grew up on a farm and have small farms to this day, so this I can help you with. We will evacuate some of your civilians (willingly) for you and help you with the military aspect. Fighting wars, traditionally, is a man job, as well as protecting womenfolk (Yes, my being Southern is showing again) . You have my help in this aspect in the form of 5 million land troops (1/5 total strength), half of my Navy (cut down because, well, they're Navy men who can get "rowdy"), and my Space fleets to protect you from orbital strikes. We are also going to provide you with over 5000 trained medical personell. We hope this helps.

Official response to all nations: DO NOT fire on my ships or any refugee ships coming to my nation. Doing so will be seen as an act of war, and the pain will com down from above.


OOC: I have over 2500 motherships still warm from my latest TFU war, so don't mess with me.

My Grandfathers grew up on a farm and have small farms to this day, so this I can help you with. We will evacuate some of your civilians (willingly) for you and help you with the military aspect. Fighting wars, traditionally, is a man job, as well as protecting womenfolk (Yes, my being Southern is showing again) . You have my help in this aspect in the form of 5 million land troops (1/5 total strength), half of my Navy (cut down because, well, they're Navy men who can get "rowdy"), and my Space fleets to protect you from orbital strikes. We are also going to provide you with over 5000 trained medical personell. We hope this helps.

Official response to all nations: DO NOT fire on my ships or any refugee ships coming to my nation. Doing so will be seen as an act of war, and the pain will com down from above.


OOC: I have over 2500 motherships still warm from my latest TFU war, so don't mess with me.


OOC: No Future tech. thats why I dropped out,
2500 motherships?,Yeah right. BULL
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The ECF will not engage in any warfare with the primitive nations. However we appuad the efforts of the allaiance to stop this Sexist nation. We respect both sexs and don't think one is better than the other. And this physotic people have exiled males from there country, Unleash all the firepower you can. Afterwards I want to buy some of them if they would be ok.

ECF: Check the IM (my storefront is on it. Go to OOC and then to CM's Military ranks. That is a guide to my motherships ready. I was all armed up for fighting TFU. I believe in overwhelming firepower. The Space fleet shall take no offensive action except to retalliate in the event of an orbital strike. If you want to call bull on someone's fleet size, look at Hive Fleet Immodius. He has more ships than people in hs country.

Also, I'm on her side not because I agree with her law, but to prove that not all guys are bad (and we can fight just a tad better because we can carry more stuff easier).

Due to our small size, my people have difficulty fighting humans in open battle. However, we will give you what aid - including military - we can. I do not approve of your policy, but I firmly believe in a nation's right to make its own decisions; at least you are trying to ensure humane treatment for those who chose exile. If you were to allow them to remain, and simply saw to it that no more males were born, this would eliminate my biggest complaint. Even if you do not, however, I will do my best to fight this insane attack, should it occur.
-Zeek, High Lord of the Tunnels, Supreme Leader of the Demonic Gopher Army

ECF: Check the IM (my storefront is on it. Go to OOC and then to CM's Military ranks. That is a guide to my motherships ready. I was all armed up for fighting TFU. I believe in overwhelming firepower. The Space fleet shall take no offensive action except to retalliate in the event of an orbital strike. If you want to call bull on someone's fleet size, look at Hive Fleet Immodius. He has more ships than people in hs country.

Also, I'm on her side not because I agree with her law, but to prove that not all guys are bad (and we can fight just a tad better because we can carry more stuff easier).
OOC: Higher levels of testosterone.

OOC: what kind of race are you. Gophers are my first guess, but you can't always be sure.

IC: All the military personell are on their way. We note that you would not be in this situation if you didn't outlaw men, and had a military worth speaking of(notes historic link between combat and men, 99.999%+ of all combatants in history were men) (also notes that most women could not carry a full pack, gun, ammo, food and supplies for a few weeks, and lots of water on a long, forced march like most men can after bootcamp).

OOC: Higher levels of testosterone.
yes, I do have higher levels of testosterone than most people on the same side as I am...
:P

OOC: what kind of race are you. Gophers are my first guess, but you can't always be sure.
Modified gophers. They were created by an evil sorceror, who wanted to use them in an effort to take over the world (I'm sure you're familiar with the type). He mixed gopher with a bit of wolf and some demon's blood, and the D.G.s were the result. He was destroyed immediately after giving them their first order. They're omniverous, and have varying degrees of inherent magic; all can do minor shape modifications, and a few can change size (to a certain degree), or survive extremes of temperature. They do have modern technology.

The Calicoian government is completely opposed to the recent decisions of the Feminany ruling party. However, we can not stand idily by while innocent civilians suffer from an overwhelming war of aggression. In this vein, the Calicoian government has agreed to provide medical aid and food for Feminany's people. Calicoian aids will travel with the supplies to ensure that the materials are solely distributed to civilians. Also we have opened our boarders to all refugees of either gender for as long as is necessary. In Bast's name, we pray for a rapid and peaceful solution to this crisis.

Sultan Ciasom

Though The Kelman Government disagrees with Feminany views, we respects its right to exsist and govern as it sees fit. Further more, we are offically denouncing all who invade Feminany as nothing more then barbaric hypocrites. Your claims that Feminany is a great evil is nothing but an exscuse to pillage, murder and rape. The true sexists are they who turn a blind eye to slavery and oppresion across the globe but are angry enough to go to war over an all female nation. Kelman can not turn a blind eye to this. We are sending half of all are armed forces to help in the evacuation of the defenseless civillians of Feminany. We will also be accepting all the refugees that we can. Finally, we plead to the other leaders of the world to see through this madness and reach a solution peacefully.

--> As the Hiroshikite news network informs the public of the recent events at Feminany, the Prime Minister of Hiroshiko formally announces the position of Hiroshiko.

"To the people of Feminany,
Though we disagree with your politcal ideas of a femme-centro society, the people of Hiroshiko gladly aids in your support. It is not right for nations of higher powers to take advantage of an internal conflict in your nation. To that we believe those nations are power hungry. The nation of Hiroshiko gladly opens its ports to Feminanian trade. We shall provide food, medical aid, and artillery for your cause."

- Prime Minister
Nicholas Wolfwood

--> As the nation watched the speech given, many people in Hiroshiko sought to help out by donating to the cause.

Although most of my poplutation was feeling like this. :mad: But after much consideration (and a few cans of Mountain Doobie) we were feeling like this. :p We will:
We will fly 100 massive cargo ships over your nation with 1000 crates of food (mainly self heating burritos) 500 crates of medical supplies, and drinks, consisting of 800 crates of water and 500 crates of Mountain Doobie. We weren't planning on the Mountain Doobie, but the Echi-Cola company insisted. So you may thank them.
We will also provide 800 transportation helicopters out of your country. The citizens who choose to leave in one of our helicopters, however, must get themselves back to your country. If they choose, they can be citizens of Shiznayo. We are not forcing anyone to stay, but we simply can't afford two trips halfway around the world.

The confederacy of Madpants Paradise which is a communist state nation which highly dissaproves of your intollerance for the men of your nation, is still willing to help because we beleive that the women still deserve and the chance of life and to live peacefully and without fear in this world.

So the confederacy is willing to send humanitarian aid of 5 000 highly trained workers and 20 000 of its female troops volunteering for the cause to help, though we know we can't force anything it would be of great delight if you give men the equal chance that women get. even if you don't aid will still be on its way.

Premeir Grigor Madpants

The corporation of Artifical Growth Inc. would like to provide Feminany with a different form of aid. We have prepared growth tablets for all the female citizens of your country. They only work on females, as a safeguard against all the nations that are attacking you. We hope this will be enough to turn the tide of battle in your favor and that this will help us to find favor in your eyes.

Copied from the war thread, since I'm lazy, and I'm assuming you didn't read it, due to the excessive influx of pubercent... Ahem... Well, I did enough insults for today

Monetistan

"And?" Frank Holms looked at his secretary, somewhat annoyed,. Sure, he didn't like the... flawed ideology in Feminany, but that was secondary. Profit before morals. And here, profit was possible.

"Nothing. It seems a couple nations have declared war... A lot of movements are visible... But mostly cardboard fakes, no idea why."

"Ah, I see... Well, send them our offer, anyway. I don't want to disregard this chance, even though..." He hesitated.

"Because they could cut you off, Sir?" His secretary, a rather nice woman in her late twenties, gigled. "I could like it, there."

"Oh, Just..."

More giggles.

From: The Corporate Conglomerate (Monetistan)
To: Feminany
Subject: Compensation Issues of National Leaders resulting in Declarations of War

"We have noticed quite a few nations being willing to... Outlive the puberty of their leaders by way of invading you over a minor issue. Now, I will be honest: I *do* disagree with the decision of your people. Nonetheless, it *is* your decision, and I have no intention of taking this right away from you.

However, considering your... lack of nations to trade with, we would like to fill this gap, to establish an *exclusive* economic relationship with your honourable nation.

Now, it is obvious that being ravaged by teenage boys with guns and compensation issues is *bad* for the economy. Thus, should you be willing to agree on such an exclusive economic relationship (Most favoured status for our corporations)we would be.. *delighted* to assist you in your defense.

Sincerely,

~ Frank Holmes, Monetistan

The Axis Foriegn Policy Executive, The Supreme Executive, and the associated policy A.I.s are deliberating the "Feminany Issue".

The Axis deplores Feminany's internal policies as violations of civil rights and for being sexist. BUT! We are against the Imperialist actions of warmongering nations, that threaten Feminany's sovereignty.

While no final decision has been made, the Axis Navy's 1st Fleet & 4th Submarine Task Force is being deployed to the region.

Feminany has our full support, militarily and to aid in any potential humanitarian crisis.

OOC: Whoops...didn't give details.

Here are details of our military capacity for the benefit of the people of Feminany:

Fully 5 percent of our population (40.7 million) can be mobilized for deployment within 30 days. These are our citizens that have already undergone the requisite 3 year military service as well as the monthly reservist requirements and are well-trained. We maintain a standing military of 1 percent of our population (8 million). An invading country should expect an immediate retaliatory response. An expeditionary force from our standing military will be sent to help in the immediate defense of Feminany.
-500,000 marines to begin preparations against an assault. We can train your people in guerilla warfare and urban combat
-The 5th Air-Cavalry: 2500 gunships outfitted for an anti-armor role, specializing in night-fighting
-The First Armada: 12 task forces composed each of three aircraft carriers, three dreadnoughts, and associated escorts (typically 4 missile cruisers and two submarines in an anti-ship/aircraft role), totalling 144 vessels total with an aircraft complement of 2700
-The Second Armada: Likewise equipped

The 2nd Engineering Battalion will also begin construction on anti-aircraft and anti-ship batteries to defend against possible attack from the sea or air. If the people of Feminany have qualms against nuclear weaponry, we must be made aware of this, as most of our anti-ship batteries rely on tactical nuclear weapons, as well as some of our strategic air-defense weapons and our naval weaponry.
-Humanitarian assistance on whatever scale you require
-Our soldiers and the people of Feminany should have no problem working together. Our men and women serve side-by-side

(OOC: Things have changed in Lasatania: http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=358216&highlight=Lasatania)

****Diplomatic Communique from State Overseas Department****

Message from Governess Yetskora:


In light of the threats made against Feminany, the State Administrative Board of Lasatania has voted to offer its support in order to defend Feminany against what Lasatania considers to be unwarranted aggression.

To this end, we will offer the following support:

Navy

1st Fleet - 1 aircraft carrier, 3 destroyers, 3 cruisers, 26 frigates, 4 nuclear submarines (Akula class)

Additional subs: 1 x Typhoon (SLBM)
1 x Delta IV (SLBM)


Army

(1 corp = 10,000 troops/1 logistics corp = 25,000 troops + required vehicles)
(Numbers beside non-logistics corps refer to vehicles - mostly Soviet models)

1st Shock Army (Elite forces)

1st Corp

1st Armoured Division (200 x LAS-T1)
1st Infrantry Divn
1st Airborne Divn
1st Logistics Divn

2nd Corp

2nd Armoured Division (200 x LAS-T1)
1st Red October Divn (Armoured Infantry) (BTRDx250/BTR90x100)
101st Reconnaisance Divn (200xBTR-80)
2nd Logistics Divn

3rd Corp

3rd Armoured Division (200 x LAS-T1)
76th Volunteers (Infantry)
123rd Airborne Division (Elite)
3rd Logistics Divsion



4th Army

1st Corp

1st Marines Divn (Marines) (200xPT76/200xMTLB)
60th Red Hammer Divn (Armoured) (200 x T80)
24th Expeditionary Divn Mech.Inf/RRF)(BTRDx250/BTR90x100)
10th Logistics Divn

2nd Corp

2nd Marines Divn (200xPT76/200xMTLB)
801st Arkhangelsk Divn (Mech Inf) (BTRDx250/BTR90x100)
52nd Red Flag Divn (armoured) (200 x T90)
11th Logistics Divn

3rd Corp

57th Red Front Divn (Inf)
81st People's Volunteer Divn (Inf)
1st Kursk Divn (Armoured) (200xT80)
12th Logistics Divn


1st Barrage Army

1st Corp

401st Artillery Divn (50xBM30/50x2S7 203mm spg/50x 2S5 152mm SPG/50 x M-55 152-mm)
402nd Artillery Divn (100xTOS-1 220mm /100x2S7 203mm spg/100x 2S5 152mm SPG/100 x M-55 152-mm)
403rd Artillery Divn (50xBM30/50x2S7 203mm spg/50x 2S5 152mm SPG/50 x M-55 152-mm)
19th Logistics Divn

2nd Corp

404th Artillery Divn (50xBM30/50x2S7 203mm spg/50x 2S5 152mm SPG/50 x M-55 152-mm)
405th Artillery Divn (100xTOS-1 220mm /100x2S7 203mm spg/100x 2S5 152mm SPG/100 x M-55 152-mm)
406th Artillery Divn (50xBM30/50x2S7 203mm spg/50x 2S5 152mm SPG/50 x M-55 152-mm)
20th Logistics Divn


3rd Corp

407th Artillery Divn (50xBM30/50x2S7 203mm spg/50x 2S5 152mm SPG/50 x M-55 152-mm)
408th Artillery Divn (100xTOS-1 220mm /100x2S7 203mm spg/100x 2S5 152mm SPG/100 x M-55 152-mm)
409th Artillery Divn (50xBM30/50x2S7 203mm spg/50x 2S5 152mm SPG/50 x M-55 152-mm)
21st Logistics Divn


1st Air Defence Army

1st Corp

801st Air Defense Divn (50xSA-19 GRISOM/50xSA-17 GRIZZLY/50xSA-15 GAUNTLET/50xSA-12A GLADIATOR/100xZSU-23-4/30xJOKE 87)

802nd Air Defence Divn (50xSA-19 GRISOM/50xSA-17 GRIZZLY/50xSA-15 GAUNTLET/50xSA-12A GLADIATOR/100xZSU-23-4/30xJOKE 87)

803rd Air Defence Divn (50xSA-19 GRISOM/50xSA-17 GRIZZLY/50xSA-15 GAUNTLET/50xSA-12A GLADIATOR/100xZSU-23-4/30xJOKE 87)



Lasatanian Air Force

(Sqdns)

Frontal Aviation:

4x MiG-23 Flogger
2 x Su-25 Frogfoot
4 x Su-22 Fitter

PVO (Air defence):

1 x LAS-XF2 Foiler (Berkut copy)
1 x LAS-XF3 Firestorm (MiG-35 prototype copy)
3 x MiG-29

Long Range Aviation:

5 x LAS-B1 Bloodstain (Tu22M Backfire copy)
2 x LAS-B2 Brightstar (Tu160 Blackjack copy)
1 x LAS-XB1 Blackbear (Stealth bomber)

Helicopters:

5 x LAS-H1 Harpy
5 x Mi-24 Hind

Other transport helicopters/aircraft will be deployed as necessary.




In addition to the above forces, the State Administrative Board has ruled that Lasatanian Nuclear forces will be placed on one-hour standby as from this moment. Any nation seeking to invade your nation will find their capital city targeted by one of our SLBM subs, which are currently receiving target data from Central Command. Any unprovoked attack could well result in a strategic nuclear launch taking place. Though, we will require your permission to carry out such a launch.

Should the forces detailed be to your satisfaction, we shall commence deployment within the next 24 hours.

We await your reply.


Governess Yetskora.

****End of communique****

Ok Sorry that It has taken so long For this isue to Go throu the TBA minitry Debates but we have a gread to Send.

300 tons of Salt
2000 liters of Penicilin for medical perposes
300 Barrols of Oil
200 tons of Iron Ore
300 tons of Wheat
200 tons of Fish
900 cases of butter
600 cases of Medical bandages
300 medical beds for a M.A.S.H. unit (M.A.S.H. = Mobile Army Surgical Hospital)
9000 liters of White Wine
9000 liters of Red Wine
3000 pounds of Fine Daileyian Chocolate
900 tons of Grand Marble Bricks to help build new buildings and walls
300 Military Doctors to work in the M.A.S.H. Unit

This is what We can send for now in any more suplies are needed the Alliance can send more.

Signed:
Ministry of Forien Aid,
TBA Alliance Defence Adviser,
Minister of Diplomatic Afairse: Jonathan Antensen II,
And The King Of Dailey: Jonathan Antensen I