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NEWSFLASH
The funny music played as hundreds of millions of people were very annoyed as their favourite documentary "OMG HATARIA", a documentary about a couple of Hogsweatian reporters touring Hataria, was cancelled in order for a Newsflash.

"Hello, im Robin Winters, and i'll make it snappy because I know you all, and me, want to go back to OMG HATARIA. Earlier this afternoon, Hogsweatian Colonists and Marines raised the Hogsweatian flag on all parts of Earth IV. It is expected that Jackdonia, Jonothana, and Hataria will resist, but in the words of Emperor Dorsal Let them come, we are ready.. More news after OMG HATARIA"

The funny music ended, and the laughing returned as the nations favourite show was back on the air...

Hataria will Godmod so there's no way you can win!
or in Hatarian,
yuo bully, im teilng teh mds bout u!

(thats what im counting on ;)

(thats what im counting on ;)
In that case be my guest!

Why are you counting on that?

"ITD will not object to this course of action." -Christopher Irons, UN Representative

not hataria again!

how many times dose he have to be nuked before he gives up

not hataria again!

how many times dose he have to be nuked before he gives up
what do you mean give up? he obviously has some extremely advanced tech that allows him to detonate nukes before they reach him:) (Hataria if you are reading this do not get ideas! Such tech does not and will not exist so don't even try it!!!)

Jackdonia will not resist the takeover if you give Jackdonia Afgahnistan

Agreed. You may take Pakistan and Iran too :D

Hataria Will Send More Troops into all its Teritories to make Srue No "HogHeads" (That is What we call Hogsweatians in Hataria) Come in the Teritory under The Flag of The Republic of Hataria.

-Ryu Suanian, Presient of The Republic of Hataria.

They can TRY. This territory is rightfully ours and we will enforce it
Emperor Dorsal - Emperor of Hogsweat and all its territories.

Hataria Will Send More Troops into all its Teritories to make Srue No "HogHeads" (That is What we call Hogsweatians in Hataria) Come in the Teritory under The Flag of The Republic of Hataria.

-Ryu Suanian, Presient of The Republic of Hataria.


*sigh* Wirrawayan Missile Silos and Nuclear subs readied themselves for yet another nuking of Hataria. The crews were noticibaly pissed as they know that their efforts would be to no avail as the Hatarians magical god-modding power allowed the nation to operate in a irridiated wasteland which would not be fit for life for another 9 billion years.

The Republic of Hataria Declares that Hogsweat is a LAND HOG! and is to be forever called such!

-Ryu Suanian, Presient of The Republic of Hataria.

I will take Iran and Pakistan besides Afghanistan. I will stay neutral and not resist so edit Jackdonia out of the first post and everything will be Okay Dokey. Glad i resolved the issue. And by the way can you give Jackdonia 3,000,000 copies of OMG Hatria just because my people like and want it.

I'm keeping Germany, Poland, and Midway Island. That's my homeland, and nobodys going to take it.

I also support my friend, Jew Power Land, for his lands of South Eastern Russia and Iraq.

I think Hogsweat will attack me first, to try and Take my Teritories.

Hogsweat,

Can I get Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Tennessee, Florida, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Georgia, South Carolina?

Can Compy 386 get Japan and all of its territories & Hawaii?

We will will stay neutral.

Hataria will Fight to the end to keep its Teritories, EVEN JAPAN!

Wirraway claims Japan and will destroy all Hatarians who occupy it.

Tokyo, Hatarian Japan.

The Hatarian Flag waves over Tokyo, to show the world that Hataria Rules Japan, 23,000 Troops land in Japan to defend The Teritory.

OOC: This is just sad now...but who cares its like earth 7

A B-1b Bomber lifted off from the tiny airstrip in Guam where the 2,000 Wirrawayan troops haad landed in earth IV and created a small airbase. It flew to within 200 miles of Japan and then launched 4 nuclear tipped cruise missils. They acclerated to mach 3 and quickly closed on Tokyo. 1 hour later they detonated above the city, wiping out all Hatarian forces in the area and leveling the city. That area of Japan would be uninhabitable for 50 million years.

Jackdonia has no choice but to nuke Edo. The ICBM crews were given the order. When MSGTt. Mike Towelsky pressed the button he sighed Oh i wish the Hatarians hadnt done this.Jackdonian troops went from the capital and the secured it with 600,000 troops with heavy tanks and artillery pound the Hatirans to bits if they dared.He transfered Japan to the rightful owner Wirraway.

Hataria Launches its own ICBMs at Jackdonia, armed with H-BOMBS!


OOC: You like WMD's? I hope you become glass!

Hataria Launches its own ICBMs at Jackdonia, armed with H-BOMBS!


OOC: You like WMD's? I hope you become glass!

Ooc:

ICBMS and bombs are two different things. You do realize this, right?


Bombs fall from planes, ICBMS contain warheads and are fired from siloes, SSBNs, etc.

Secret Shalrirorchian agents sneak into Hataria and Hogsweat at night and steal ALL their shoes and doorknobs, LOL!

In Fact,
The only people that will retain territory are.. ME. So I can delete it. It's got out of hand. If you wanted Earth territory, you should have got it earlier.

OFFICIAL DECLARATION OF WAR UPON ALL NATIONS THAT EXIST IN AND AROUND THE WORLD OF EARTH IV

In Fact,
The only people that will retain territory are.. ME. So I can delete it. It's got out of hand. If you wanted Earth territory, you should have got it earlier.

OFFICIAL DECLARATION OF WAR UPON ALL NATIONS THAT EXIST IN AND AROUND THE WORLD OF EARTH IV

I'm neutral in this. Plus you can have what I have claimed.

Kill off Hataria.

Alright Wolf America, in that case you want to sign a NAP/Alliance?

I intend to. You can help if you want :p

Alright Wolf America, in that case you want to sign a NAP/Alliance?

I intend to. You can help if you want :p

What is the NAP/Alliance? & Do you have a link for the NAP/Alliance?

After my troops are done in LS. We will help.

Hogsweat,I'll join the alliance. Can i keep Iran,Pakistan and Afghanistan?

Hataria,We have launched 22 ICBMs at your country . You cannot godmod against us were too strong!

Bloody hell! Hataria's rearmed with his refridgerator-box tanks and spatula-weilding army!

SAVE US ALL!!

The Great Sixth Reich owns Germany, Poland, and Midway Island in Earth IV. Why are people declaring war against us? We have not done anything wrong! We will ally with Hogsweat, but we are keeping our land, and my ally Jew Power Land (Southeast Russia and Iraq) will also keep his land.

The War with Hogsweat is to be mosty a offense war, The Hatarian Army and Navy is to attack Hogsweatian Ships and The Hogsweatian Army. Tha Plan is to capture Hogsweat's Teritories and Give them to any Nation at War with Hogsweat.

The First attack will be on Eastern Europe, attacking from Hatarian Russia and Italy. , in hopes to force Hogsweat to put all it's Forces to defeand East Europe.

Jackdonia an ally of Hogsweat instanly launches ICBMs and H-Bombs on Hatria and their troops preparing to ship out.And their captial. Their troops are no more!

Their troops are no more!

Godmodding... can't say that.... you have to assume that! :)

ooc: Run and hide Hataria is launching a full out assualt god save us
ic: We launch DWeDoUsAnD bOmbS Dat LiKE kILL yOu
in defense of our country:)

I assume they are all dead. I will not godmod.

Great Sixth Reich,Want an alliance against Hatria?

I assume they are all dead. I will not godmod.

Great Sixth Reich,Want an alliance against Hatria?

Sure, as long as I get to keep my land I already have.

Yes,you will get to keep the land you already have. What would you trade for some good grade urainum?

The Hatarian Army in Russia soon heads into Eastern Europe, and Southeast Russia. In The Middle East, Hatarian Force Invade Iraq from Turkey and Jordon.

On The High Seas, The Hatarian Navy hunts down Hogsweat Ships and blockades Hogsweat it self.

The War for Earth IV has Begun.

"Watch out Hataria, here we come!" (Get the joke? The famous WW2 quote?)

2600 M1A2 Abrams MBTs
4933 M-2 Bradley Fighting Vehicles
33333 M-113A3 Armored Personnel Carrier
800 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launcher
666 HMMWV Avenger Anti-Aircraft Missile System
1333 Crusader Artillery
666 M-270A1 MLRS Mobile Rocket Launcher
1200 RAH-66 Comanche Helicopters

There are three armies (500,000 infantry soldiers with GSR36-A1 Assault-Rifles in each army) with the above. One in Germany, One in Iraq, and One in Southeast Russia. In Southeast Russia and Iraq, 500,000 Jewish Soldiers each from Jew Power Land also are attacking with M4 Carbines, RPG-7s, and Sniper Rifles!

At sea:

3 Ohio SSBN
2 Wasp II class
10 Standard Destroyer, Farragut Class
1 Yorktown class CVN
100 F-35 Joint Strike Fighters (Naval Verson)
10 Illeana Vassili-Class Carriers (Fully loaded with F-35 JSF)
20 SSN-688 Los Angeles Subs
30 Seawolf Subs
50 Ticonderoga Class Cruisers
40 Oliver Hazard Perry Destroyer/Frigate
30 Arleigh Burke AEIGS Destoryer
3 Guillen Class Battleships

Are patrolling the waters.

100 E-3 Sentry AWACS
300 KC-10 Extenders
300 KC-135 Stratotankers
200 V-22 Ospreys
300 F-16C Falcons
17 B-2 Bombers

Are patrolling the air.

Jaackdonia is defending Iran,Pakiastan and Afghanistan with
3,000 M1A1 Abrams
2,000,Bradley Fighting vehicle.
3,000 FA-22K Tanks
4,000 Spec Ops
7,000 Infantry Spciealy Trained to meet the Hatrians.

If need be Jackdonia will nuke Hatria

The Hatarian Army (In Iraq)

679,000 Men

459,000 War Mammoths

34 Tank and Armored Divisions

459 Horsemen

450 Artillery Units

The Hatarian Navy
56 Neherenia Class Battle Ships
500 Hatarian Class Destroyers
34 Golden Queen Galaxia Class Air Craft Carriers
900 Sea Wolf Class Subs
290 Death Buster Class Troop Carrier Subs.

Hatarian Air Force

560 MiG-28
300 F-16 Tomcats
567 Sivik Steaths
345 B-2
100 F-18

I hope you guys are ready to fight, I am.

Oh and by the way Hatria we have recurited locals of Iran Pakistan and Afghanistan into our army. So the new total is

Jackdonian army:
863,000 Men *combined of locals and Jackdonians*
7,000 Tanks


Jackdonian Navy:
34 Arizona BBGs
5 Pennslyvania class BBs
32 Carriers

Jackdonian Air Force:
823 F-22A Raptor
740 F-4E Phantoms
210 F-35 JSF
120 F-15E.
I am ready to fight Hatria and my Air Force will creme yours so dont try to say you have a more powerful Air Force then i do.

OK, your army's in Iraq. So will my army. Let's go.

My army in Iraq:

3 Million Soldiers with GSR36-A1 Assault Rifles
1 Million Soldiers with RPG-7s and M-4 Carbines from Jew Power Land
7800 M1A2 Abrams MBTs
14800 M-2 Bradley Fighting Vehicles
10000 M-113A3 Armored Personnel Carrier
2400 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launcher
2000 HMMWV Avenger Anti-Aircraft Missile System
4000 Crusader Artillery
2000 M-270A1 MLRS Mobile Rocket Launcher
3600 RAH-66 Comanche Helicopters

My navy:

3 Ohio SSBN
2 Wasp II class
10 Standard Destroyer, Farragut Class
1 Yorktown class CVN
100 F-35 Joint Strike Fighters (Naval Verson)
10 Illeana Vassili-Class Carriers (Fully loaded with F-35 JSF)
20 SSN-688 Los Angeles Subs
30 Seawolf Subs
50 Ticonderoga Class Cruisers
40 Oliver Hazard Perry Destroyer/Frigate
30 Arleigh Burke AEIGS Destoryer
3 Guillen Class Battleships

450,809 Troops enter South Eastern Russia, Backed up with 459,789 Horsemen, 345,000 Libyans, 300 war Mammoths, 56 Armored Divisions, 400 Tanks, 45 Artillery Units, and 560 MiGs, B-52s, and F-16 Tomcats.

Great Sixth Reich lets have our armed forces work toghter to defeat this loser.

OK, your army's in Iraq. So will my army. Let's go.

My army in Iraq:

3 Million Soldiers with GSR36-A1 Assault Rifles
1 Million Soldiers with RPG-7s and M-4 Carbines from Jew Power Land
7800 M1A2 Abrams MBTs
14800 M-2 Bradley Fighting Vehicles
10000 M-113A3 Armored Personnel Carrier
2400 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launcher
2000 HMMWV Avenger Anti-Aircraft Missile System
4000 Crusader Artillery
2000 M-270A1 MLRS Mobile Rocket Launcher
3600 RAH-66 Comanche Helicopters

My navy:

3 Ohio SSBN
2 Wasp II class
10 Standard Destroyer, Farragut Class
1 Yorktown class CVN
100 F-35 Joint Strike Fighters (Naval Verson)
10 Illeana Vassili-Class Carriers (Fully loaded with F-35 JSF)
20 SSN-688 Los Angeles Subs
30 Seawolf Subs
50 Ticonderoga Class Cruisers
40 Oliver Hazard Perry Destroyer/Frigate
30 Arleigh Burke AEIGS Destoryer
3 Guillen Class Battleships

By the way this looks this is going to be a Naval war.

Oh and by the way Hatria we have recurited locals of Iran Pakistan and Afghanistan into our army. So the new total is

Jackdonian army:
863,000 Men *combined of locals and Jackdonians*
7,000 Tanks


Jackdonian Navy:
34 Arizona BBGs
5 Pennslyvania class BBs
32 Carriers

Jackdonian Air Force:
823 F-22A Raptor
740 F-4E Phantoms
210 F-35 JSF
120 F-15E.
I am ready to fight Hatria and my Air Force will creme yours so dont try to say you have a more powerful Air Force then i do.

I also got Locals in My armies in all my teritories.

Jackdonia has now 3000 Jackdonian built artillery to pound on Hatria.
Crowds come into Jackdonian theaters to watch Hatria the Loser.
Its a comedy about Hatria and his godmod mistakes.

5 million Jewish Soldiers with RPG-7s and M-4 Carbines defend Southeast Russia.

3,000 35 ItK 88s
1,500 ItO 96, BUK M1 SAMs

Also are in Russia.

We the spydudes will not stand this!! We are not citezins of earth IV , but we will support our brothers and sisters we shall send all the military supplies we can!!!


:mp5: :mp5: : :sniper:

GO SPYDUDES!!!!

By the way, do you want to conduct an embassy exchange? I'm really starting to like you SPYDUDES.

Well Hatria you opress your citizens like communists our spies say they will defect to our side! If you do not give up this useless crusade we will pound you into the ground.

What exactly is an embasyy exchange i'm still new to this

It's when we built embassys in each other's capitals for diplomatic relations.

This just in from our goverment.
"president" Slick P. Young has announced war wiht hogsweater.

Tune in for more

Sure sixth

450,000 Japanese, 56,000 Libyans and 120,000 Cubans join the Hatarian army and are ship to Iraq, Southeast Russia, and Eastern Europe to fight the enemy.

Great Sixth Reich who side are you on Hogsweats?

Let our armed forces help each other.

The Battle of the Iranian Border
Jackdonian artillery massacres Hatria's army and those that survived the barrage get shot.Jackdonian Infantry charges at the remaining troops and says Jackdonia for ever!

Great Sixth Reich who side are you on Hogsweats?

Let our armed forces help each other.

The Battle of the Iranian Border
Jackdonian artillery massacres Hatria's army and those that survived the barrage get shot.Jackdonian Infantry charges at the remaining troops and says Jackdonia for ever!

I am not on The Iranian Border yet, I am still Invadeing Iraq.

This just in from the battlefront the enemy natoin of hataria has just caused "president" Slick P. Young (S.P.Y) to declare war on them.

Every man is needed so join the SDA now.

The Hatarian Army Marches in to S.E. Russia and Dig in, waiting for The enemy to try and attack them.

Jackdonia is fortifying the Irainian Border Tightly.

The Great Sixth Reich,

Defend Iraq so Hatria wont get to Iran.

Great Sixth Reich who side are you on Hogsweats?

Let our armed forces help each other.

The Battle of the Iranian Border
Jackdonian artillery massacres Hatria's army and those that survived the barrage get shot.Jackdonian Infantry charges at the remaining troops and says Jackdonia for ever!

Yes, that is correct.

The following have also arrived in Iraq:

48 Ohio class submarines
with 1152 Trident II missiles
144 B-2 Spirit
-2304 AGM 129
36 KC-10 refeulers
36 E-3 Sentry AWACS
1952 F-16s
1600 LGM 118A Peacekeeper ICBMs
1600 Ground Based Interceptors
5184 SA-2 Guideline missiles

Okay. Spydude declared war on Hogsweats and Hatria.

I dont want Iraq in Hatrias hands because from there he could invade Iran.

The Hatarian Army and air force starts bombaring the Iraqi City of Al Mawsil in Northern Iraq. 456,000 Algerians, 560,000 Jordaians and 56,000 Egyptians, with 45,000 Hatarians suround The City and fire on the enemy troops.

Jacks 420 F-22s and 300,000 Inantry attacks Hatrians armyin Iraq and fights a long and bloddy battle until Hatria retreats! Yay for the Good Guys!

3 Million Soldiers with GSR36-A1 Assault Rifles
1 Million Soldiers with RPG-7s and M-4 Carbines from Jew Power Land
7800 M1A2 Abrams MBTs
14800 M-2 Bradley Fighting Vehicles
10000 M-113A3 Armored Personnel Carrier
4000 Crusader Artillery
2000 M-270A1 MLRS Mobile Rocket Launchers

Will attack the attackers.

The SA-2 Guideline SAMs in the city can easily crush any bomber.

2000 F-16Cs now patrol the skies over Iraq.

Jacks 420 F-22s and 300,000 Inantry attacks Hatrians armyin Iraq and fights a long and bloddy battle until Hatria retreats! Yay for the Good Guys!


OOC: i am still fighting your army.

IC: The Hatarian War Mammoths and Horsemen attack The Jackdonian Army, with help from 23 MiGs, and 45 Tanks, The Hatarian Infantry attacks the enemy.

The Jackdonia Army got 400,000 reinforcements because they origanal almost got defeated and 340 more F-4s who shot down the migs bombed the Hatrian infantry leaving the Jackdonian Elites to finish off the last of the Hatrian Army.The War Mammtohs were swiftly killed. Jackdonian Troops went back to Iran to heal and refresh after their victory. War Stories were swapped that night.

The Holy Republic of Camel Eaters send 100,000 against Hataria. We will also send 375 Great War Worms and 800 Riding War Mastiffs. We will feast on the hearts of our enemies!!!

Freckula Garzivonni
High Ruler of the Holy Republic of Camel Eaters

Thanks for the worm that you sent me, Camel Eaters. I'll send it/him/her to attack!!!

The following are immediately attacking the retreating army:

3 Million Soldiers with GSR36-A1 Assault Rifles
1 Million Soldiers with RPG-7s and M-4 Carbines from Jew Power Land
7800 M1A2 Abrams MBTs
14800 M-2 Bradley Fighting Vehicles
10000 M-113A3 Armored Personnel Carrier
2400 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launcher
2000 HMMWV Avenger Anti-Aircraft Missile System
4000 Crusader Artillery
2000 M-270A1 MLRS Mobile Rocket Launcher
3600 RAH-66 Comanche Helicopters
1,000 F-16Cs

I sent the footage of the Hatrians defeat at the Battle of Al Nasriah where Jackdonian troops defeated them to be included on My Favorite Hatrians.
The Hatrian Defeat Song
The Hatrians ran through the briere where jackdonians couldnt go
They ran so fast that rabbits couldnt catch them.
They ran to Hatrian land.

The Camel Eaters War Worms are sent to reinforce the Jewish troops in their great war to protect their homeland.

OOC: Sixth Reich I'm helping you.

The Riding War Mastiffs are sent to Iraq to fight Hataria's calvary and mammoths the 100,000 infantry troops will be sent their as well.

The Jackdonian Infantry and Marines are being sent to attack Hatrian forces near Mosul. And Jack send the Elite Infantry to help Sixth Reich.

*starts handing out large amounts of ammunition*
"These bullets are designed to splinter before they hit the target it's filled with a deadly venom gathered from young giant worms the bullet fragments are thoroughly soaked with the venom and the splinters will lodge themselves into the enemy and because there are so many splinters it's almost impossilbe to remove all the venom before the enemy dies an agonizing painful wretched death." A camel eaters infantrymen explains to his allies as he hands out packs of the bullets.

It's nice of you to join of Camel Eaters (what a name!).

Now, let's get down to uhhh... attacking!

Jackdonia ask Sixth Reich Would you like our forces to combine into one huge force. I think we can defeat them better that way.

ten thousand Tantillic Death Dancers are pulled from their homeland screaming and shouting barely able to contain their inbred madness as they shout for the death of millions of Hatarians.

The Death-Dancers line up in a long deadly line they all have taken huge amounts of mind altering drugs they know not fear nor pain only bloodlust. They rush at the Hatarian army.

OOC: In East Russia if those cowardly Hatarian bastards are still there.

Jackdonia sends A Strike Force to attack the Hatrians in Turkey
The Strike Force has:
400 Elite Marines
300 Spec Ops
700 FA22K Tanks
700,000 M-56 MBT
450 F-22A
600 F-4E
700,000 Infantry.

Let's flank the Hatrians one and for all!

I'll take the center, Jackdonia will take the left, and Camel Eaters will take the right. Then we will surround them and ATTACK!!!

The huge Jackdonian Strike Force moved to the left flank and waited for the order to attack..

Remainig worms are moved to the right flank and await the order the Tantillic Death Dancers are still locked in battle with the Hatarians.

Atttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(300,000 Special Forces are coming with you, Camel Eaters)

The Jackdonian Strike Force charged at the Hatrians killing lots of Hatrians and the Marines yelled Hatrian your time is up! while losing 100,000 Men in the process. They raised the Jackdoian flag over that part of the battlefield.

A massive artillery barage of 4000 Crusader Artillery Pieces and 2000 M-270A1 MLRSs started firing at the Hatrians. Thirty minutes later, the massive army of 3 Million Soldiers with GSR36-A1 Assault Rifles and 1 Million Soldiers with RPG-7s and M-4 Carbines from Jew Power Land attacked what remained of the Hatrian army with 7800 M1A2 Abrams MBTs.Tens of thousands of Hatrians soldiers surrendered, unhappy about conditions in their army. Those who fired upon us were shot. No deaths are reported, thanks to heavy armored vests, but there are at least 5,000 major injuries. Those who surrendered were handcuffed and boarded on to cargo Airbus A380s excorted by 1,000 F-16Cs to Germany to be kept in a secure location.

Jackdonia sends medics to the Sixth Reich Lines.
The last of the Hatiran army opposing Jackdonia has surrenderd.

All that is left is on the right flank.

Waits for Carmel Eaters's post.

Jackdonian soliders chat with Sixth Reichs. One of Jackdonians said
This war was over awfully quick.We won the battle of Al Mawswi.They never had a chance even with the godmoding.

Jackdonian soliders chat with Sixth Reichs. One of Jackdonians said
This war was over awfully quick.We won the battle of Al Mawswi.They never had a chance even with the godmoding.

Carmel Eaters Forces are still engaged with the enemy of the right flank until he posts.

OOC: Sorry DNS server went down for like three hours.

After many hours of hard fighting the giant worms break through devouring almost every single Hatarian soldier only a few remain. The Jewish soldiers fought well shouting things we didn't understand. 30 worms were lost as were 10,000 Jews. The Tantillic Death-Dancers fared far worse only 1000 remain as they see the carnage they have wrought a great howl travels through they sing a war song each man and woman calling the name of a friend or clansmen that fell it is a long and mournful tribute.

OOC: Hataria :rolleyes:

IC:

Axis Nova has launched a suprise all-out nuclear attack on Hatarian territory. Tens of thousands of missiles are launched from silos and orbiting satellites, each with multiple warheads.

Axis Nova

even though The Hatarians lost the Battle, The War was still on. 890,789 Hatarians, Algerians, Turks, Russians, Japanese, and Egyptians cross in to Iraq from Turkey. The Hatarians soon Invade Kuwait, Bahrain, Qatar and the United Arab Emirates. 560,000 Hatarians, 679,000 Jordanians and 50,000 Egyptians invade Iraq from Jordan.

In The Persian Gulf, 5 Fleats of Hatarian warships patrol the water, attack any enemy ships.

OOC: I am not dead yet!

OOC: You should be you Godmodding SOB. Giant Worms and 300,000 Jews my Tantillic Death-Dancers the combined forces of The Great Sixth Reich and Jackdonia and then Axis Nova launches thousands of nukes at you and you still manage to summon an army out of thin air. No fucking wonder everyone hates you. *coughs* You stupid Godmodder.

even though The Hatarians lost the Battle, The War was still on. 890,789 Hatarians, Algerians, Turks, Russians, Japanese, and Egyptians cross in to Iraq from Turkey. The Hatarians soon Invade Kuwait, Bahrain, Qatar and the United Arab Emirates. 560,000 Hatarians, 679,000 Jordanians and 50,000 Egyptians invade Iraq from Jordan.

In The Persian Gulf, 5 Fleats of Hatarian warships patrol the water, attack any enemy ships.

OOC: I am not dead yet!

The 2 B1-b bombers which attacked Tokyo were once again in the air carrying 4 Nuclear tipped cruise missiles each. After using satellite data to confirm the Co-Ordinates of the Hatarian the 8 missiles left the aircraft and headed towards Hatarian forces in Iraq. After clearing the last waypont the missiles split up. 4 head towards the Hatarian armi invading from Turkey and the other 4 home in on Hatarians attacking from Jordan. The missiles get a real time feed from the satellite to adjust their courses to hit the huge columns of enemy troops. The effect of 4 nuclear detonations above the army is immediate and deadly. The Hatarian army is effectivly vaporized along with any more Hatarin claims in Earth IV.

OOC: You should be you Godmodding SOB. Giant Worms and 300,000 Jews my Tantillic Death-Dancers the combined forces of The Great Sixth Reich and Jackdonia and then Axis Nova launches thousands of nukes at you and you still manage to summon an army out of thin air. No fucking wonder everyone hates you. *coughs* You stupid Godmodder.

You guys destroyed my first Invasion army, so i am sending two more. I think ahead.

The 2 B1-b bombers which attacked Tokyo were once again in the air carrying 4 Nuclear tipped cruise missiles each. After using satellite data to confirm the Co-Ordinates of the Hatarian the 8 missiles left the aircraft and headed towards Hatarian forces in Iraq. After clearing the last waypont the missiles split up. 4 head towards the Hatarian armi invading from Turkey and the other 4 home in on Hatarians attacking from Jordan. The missiles get a real time feed from the satellite to adjust their courses to hit the huge columns of enemy troops. The effect of 4 nuclear detonations above the army is immediate and deadly. The Hatarian army is effectivly vaporized along with any more Hatarin claims in Earth IV.

I am not in the mood right now, I will Fire my nukes at you, Wirraway.

I am not in the mood right now, I will Fire my nukes at you, Wirraway.

So I assume that my Nukes had no effect on your radiation-proof soldiers and your armies are continuing to advance, lovely and completely un-expected. BTW my nation isn't loacted on this earth 7 or whatever it is so you can fire your nukes but they'll probably turn around and hit your nation to put you out of your misery

So I assume that my Nukes had no effect on your radiation-proof soldiers and your armies are continuing to advance, lovely and completely un-expected. BTW my nation isn't loacted on this earth 7 or whatever it is so you can fire your nukes but they'll probably turn around and hit your nation to put you out of your misery

OOC:My troops did get killed by you, but I am now planing something big.

IC: The Caspian and Persian Fleats (Hatarian) soon Blockade Iran, whlie in The U.A.E (United Arab Emirates), Hatarian, Algerians and Turkish Troops mass up to help in the up-comeing Invasion of IRAN.

In Russia, 560,000 Russian and Hatarians get on Troop Carriers and Head for Iran.

I am going to bed, Good Night every one.

To Great Sixth Reich and Camel Eater:

Will you help me defend Iran my homeland?
I need help badly

Jackdonian troops are fortiying Iran for the Invasion.

To Hatria,
You are gonna die trying to get Iran.
We have a nice reception awating your arrival
I sank your landing craft,my subs and BBGs are on patrol so dont even think about taking Iran.
That'll teach you to mess with me and my allys.
And your land is about to become wasteland. :mp5: :mp5:
END OF MESSAGE

Defense Force:
450 F-22A
321 F-4E
700,000 M-54 Tank
321,000 Marines
500,000 Infantry
200,000 Artillery
5 Coastal Battries
300,000 Extra INfantry

Jackdonian Arizona BBGs sink the blockcade force thus opeing trade and then they sink the Troop Transports.

OOC: Hataria ignored my nukes :rolleyes: Well, let's seem him ignore this. Hogsweat, sorry, but Earth IV is about to become uninhabitable for anyone without a warm jacket http://www.animeleague.net/~berrik/emot-ssj.gif

IC: Axis Nova is now de-orbiting all 40 of it's orbiting natural resource satellites onto Hataria. They are all nickel-iron asteroids with the smallest about 1 mile in diameter and the largest about 40 miles in diameter.

This strike will pulverise the entirety of the continent Hataria is on down to the bedrock, and is expected to actually crack the crust if too many of the asteroids hit in the same place. The massive quantities of dust thrown up by the impacts are expected to throw all of Earth IV into a new Ice Age.

In addition, we are continuing our all-out nuclear barrage just as icing on the cake.

Axis Nova

Hatria,You woulndt listen to me befor and wont listen now I will Nuke you.

Jackdonia launches 32 ICBMs and aim it at Hatria!

Enough already!

Jackdonia, you claim repeatedly that you don't Godmod and that Hataria does.
Please explain how you, a nation of 12 million, have managed to field the following forces (I might have even missed a few)Hataria,We have launched 22 ICBMs at your country . You cannot godmod against us were too strong!

Jackdonia sends A Strike Force to attack the Hatrians in Turkey
The Strike Force has:
400 Elite Marines
300 Spec Ops
700 FA22K Tanks
700,000 M-56 MBT
450 F-22A
600 F-4E
700,000 Infantry.

Jaackdonia is defending Iran,Pakiastan and Afghanistan with
3,000 M1A1 Abrams
2,000,Bradley Fighting vehicle.
3,000 FA-22K Tanks
4,000 Spec Ops
7,000 Infantry Spciealy Trained to meet the Hatrians.

If need be Jackdonia will nuke Hatria

Jackdonian army:
863,000 Men *combined of locals and Jackdonians*
7,000 Tanks

Jackdonian Navy:
34 Arizona BBGs
5 Pennslyvania class BBs
32 Carriers

Jackdonian Air Force:
823 F-22A Raptor
740 F-4E Phantoms
210 F-35 JSF
120 F-15E.

Defense Force:
450 F-22A
321 F-4E
700,000 M-54 Tank
321,000 Marines
500,000 Infantry
200,000 Artillery
5 Coastal Battries
300,000 Extra INfantry

Jackdonia has now 3000 Jackdonian built artillery to pound on Hatria.

Jackdonia launches 32 ICBMs and aim it at Hatria!

I assume they are all dead. I will not godmod.You have done nothing but Godmod since you arrived here, and frankly you're FAR worse than Hataria. Go read the stickies and take a moment to understand what Godmodding actually is. If you don't, I guarantee a permanent *IGNORE* from every gamer on the boards.

As for your allies, I didn't feel like tallying up the totals ... but this topic has been nothing but n00bishness and godmoddery.

You have done nothing but Godmod since you arrived here, and frankly you're FAR worse than Hataria.


ooc: Now, now, lets not be hasty about this. Its a far stretch to call him worse than Hataria. I mean, Hataria magically created a rebellion with 0 population and a nuked territory.

OOC: Actually I have been screwing around a lot in this thread... but seriously, how often do I get to toss nukes and asteriods around with no real consequences? :P

Due to the Order feeling this is out of hand, we will announce the operation occuring at this very moment. We have opened a temporary dimensonal rift to Earth IV and have seeded Hataria and several other places with Karhaa Bacterium spores. Within a few days, hives will have grown around the world. Within weeks, the Bactierum Mat will begin to grow beyond the vicinity of the Hive. Within months, the world will be consumed.

Of course,if you nuke the entire world, hey, you might kill 'em off. Along with yourselves, but the Order doesnt mind.

Upon the conclusion of the seeding, the rift will be closed and sealed. And no, Hataria, you DONT know where it is, so you cant send a gadzilllion man army through it into my territory.

OOC: I don't stay on 24 hours a day, like you guys.

Ic: Hataria launches Anti-Misslie Defeanses at the Nukes, attack The Hive Monster With Flamethrowers, and sends 340,900 more troops to Turkey.

OOC: and BlackWolf Order, STAY OUT OF THIS!

....Which Hive, Hataria? There are many...the Karhaa grow quickly, and are quite hungry. ....And with what spatula-wielding army will you make me stay away, Hataria? I, like so many others, could come in easily and squash you like a bug.

The ones in Hataria

....Which Hive, Hataria? There are many...the Karhaa grow quickly, and are quite hungry. ....And with what spatula-wielding army will you make me stay away, Hataria? I, like so many others, could come in easily and squash you like a bug.

That'd be an operation which would take quite some time to undergo with simple flamethrowers. I'm advanced tech beyond you, and I was never able to cleanse a section of the Order infested with them and was instead forced to simply quarrantine the area...until an antimatter explosion from a crashing starship turned the area to glass.
Happy Glassings!

The animals used in The Hatarian Army are War Mammoths, War Mastdons, Horses, Battle Wolfs, and War Rinos. one of Hatarias newest Animal Weapons are the Giant Cobras, 450 Feet Long, with Acid Venom, and Warm Blooded (We Mixed Dinosaur and Mammal DNA wit Cobra DNA), This Monster can even Kill a Worm. Another New War Animal is The War Hawk, a giant Bird, with a 23 Feet Wingspan, it can attack Dogs and Humans.

Bio Weapons like Ebola and The 'SuperFlu' are also in, even if they aren't animals, they can be carried in animals like Monkeys or Birds.

OOC: I can Beat you guys with animals, not WMD's.

We the federation of spydudes own no land on earth IV, but we think no one nation should own it all we declare war on hogsweat.!!! :mp5: :mp5:

We the federation of spydudes own no land on earth IV, but we think no one nation should own it all we declare war on hogsweat.!!! :mp5: :mp5:


That meen you are on My side then? if so, then help me keep my Teritories. :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:

The Holy Republic of Camel Eaters did not want to do this but Hataria left us no real choice. The Blue Pox (the most deadly of diseases known to the Republic) can kill a man within three minutes if it gets directly into his bloodstream through an open wound. It causes endless diarrhea, icy skin, and uncontrolled vomitting. It also causes those that have the prolonged version (the type we're using) to go insane eating anyting that will fit in their mouths this often causes an even faster death because they will feast on raw meat, poison, shoes, and feces.

17 ICBM's are Launcked at Hogsweat, the warheads armed with The Deadier "SUPERFLU" that kills in One Miniute. It acts like the Normal Flu, till The skin turns Black and The Victim's Head Blows up.

See if you can Beat that!

567 B-2 Bombers, escourted by 679 MiG-28's and 76 Sivik Steaths attack ground targets in Iran, useing Napm filled Bombs, 456 Curise Misslies are launched from The war Ships in The Caspian Sea and The Persian Gulf.

The First Part of The Invasion of Iran is begining.

escourted by 679 MiG-28's.

there are no MIG-28's thier are MIG-25's and MIG-29's but no 28's

there are no MIG-28's thier are MIG-25's and MIG-29's but no 28's


OOC: well, sorry to bust your Bubble, but the Chinese Built a Real MiG-28 in the 80's.

no the only Russian planes the chinese have are mig-21's 29's and SU-27's any other plane that they bulit would not be called MIG because mikyan Gourvich do not operate in china and they are the only company that can designate there planes as MIG

The main Air raids are in Tehran, The Capital of Iran. The B-2's bomb every Building in the City.

In other parts of Iran, The Planes go after enemy Troops in Iran's Cities. The Napm burns the enemy to ash.

Subs join in, Launching Misslies at The Main Cities of Iran. Land Based Misslies are launched from Qatar and The U.A.E.

In Kuwait, 560,000 Troops mass at the boreder with Iraq, ready for the Third Invasion of Iraq.

OOC: I hope my Air Raids get any SpecOps in Iran.

OOC: hello? anyone out there?

Jackdonian AAA Shoots all the Specops. The artillery pounds on the troops at the boder and Jackdonia fires on them and they take heavy losses and by the end of the day there is no more of the Hatrian Army.

Okay sorry about that.

I i have 214,000 Troops in Iran.

There that is not godmodding is it. And by the way stop calling an N0ob
I hate that and will not stand it/

Jackdonian AAA Shoots all the Specops. The artillery pounds on the troops at the boder and Jackdonia fires on them and they take heavy losses and by the end of the day there is no more of the Hatrian Army.

OOC:I have no SpecOps in Iran, I was talking about yours.

IC:The Hatarian Army in Kuwait is half way destroyed, but The Hatarian Air Force isn't. 670 F-16 Tomcats attack The Jackdonian Army In Iraq, Bombing the cities at the same time.

Jack sends 450 F-22As shoots down all the Tomcats and bombs the Hatrian Army heavily.The Jackdonian amry is completeing the destruction of the Hatrian Army who is destroyed.

Jack sends 450 F-22As shoots down all the Tomcats and bombs the Hatrian Army heavily.The Jackdonian amry is completeing the destruction of the Hatrian Army who is destroyed.

The Hatarian Army was not destroyed, In Kuwait that is, Now The only hope for Hataria was The Grand Navy of The Republic.

The Navy launches curise Misslies at Iraq, Hiting the Main Cities. Hatarian Subs Blockaded Iraq's only outlit to the sea, in hopes to force The Jackdonians to Give up.

OOC: I am now hopeing for a Naval War.

Jackdonian destoryers throw depth charges at the subs and the subs sink.
The remaining are captured.

OOC: Hataria, are you forgetting about the 40 -ASTEROIDS- that just turned your entire continent into rubble? And don't give me any anti-missile BS about those-- not even a nuke can stop an asteroid.

Axis Nova

Jackdonian destoryers throw depth charges at the subs and the subs sink.
The remaining are captured.
[OOC]Jackdonia, you never did bother reading about Godmoding, did you? Here's the link (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=274470)Godmoding is:

Saying what happens to other people's stuff.
Example: "Okay, I just blew up 300,000 of your troops!"
Why this is Godmoding: Because in FreeForm Roleplay, it's up to the person being attacked to determine their own losses.Read. Learn. Play.

I read now!

Jackdonia does have 215,000 Troops fighting Hatrian
with 30,000 losses the Hatrians were beatg back!

This has just reverted to exactly what i was trying to stop. Feh. You can war without me. Personally, I'd rather ignore this world..

OOC: Meh, I just figured this was an RP for people to mess around in anyways. I didn't kno wyou meant it to be serious :(

OK, I'm getting sick of the extreme godmodding. I'll leave and land on Earth V as well with the remaining countries, leaving Hataria behind to DIE.

Earth V will be a realist recreation of earth for nations BASED ON THE COUNTRIES THEY CHOOSE. No "claiming," your nation is that nation unless you accurately Role-Play how history changed (Militants for example). Rules will be strict. For people who do not understand all the different earths: The reason is because it's hard to RP as a nation on earth (like mine) when there is no evidence of you owning and living in it, which makes it impossible for naval base sharing.

.....Well, look at the brightside. Hataria has found a friend that RPs most excellently...that is to say, EXACTLY LIKE HIM. Notice how he didn't claim godmoding once? Their RP styles are almost identical....Hataria was almost happily accepting his losses dictated to him like that.

I'm sorry for godmodding.No one accepted my origanal aplogy.But i am sorry and just forgive me okay? I need help with Rping.

With Loses in The middle east, and No Action in The Southeast Russia Font, New Fonts opened up in Europe and The Far East.

In Western Europe, 567,000 Italians and 700,000 Hatarians Invade Switzerland and Austria, The Hatarian were Planing on Invadeing Germany Next.

In The Far East, From The Hatarian Controled Teritories of The Philippines and Vietnam, The Hatarian Navy and Army attacked Palau, Indonesia, Cambodia, Thailand, Papua New Guinea and The Island of Hainan Dao of the coast of China.

OOC: Try and stop me now! MUHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

OOC: I am waiting.........

With Loses in The middle east, and No Action in The Southeast Russia Font, New Fonts opened up in Europe and The Far East.

In Western Europe, 567,000 Italians and 700,000 Hatarians Invade Switzerland and Austria, The Hatarian were Planing on Invadeing Germany Next.

In The Far East, From The Hatarian Controled Teritories of The Philippines and Vietnam, The Hatarian Navy and Army attacked Palau, Indonesia, Cambodia, Thailand, Papua New Guinea and The Island of Hainan Dao of the coast of China.

OOC: Try and stop me now! MUHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Your earth just blew up.... :) Read last page.

I still Control My Teritories, and The New ones I got.

Hartia you know you are in a jam you cannot take My South Vietnam because its on Earth V! Hahaha!

Hartia you know you are in a jam you cannot take My South Vietnam because its on Earth V! Hahaha!

Wrong Earth. I ment Earth IV.

Hahaha Hatria you can take Earth IV because nobodys on it but you cannot take Earth V!

Jeez...No offense to people but i find this thread quite the comedy sketch... :D

The eternal-dragon. A little bit of advice.
Hataria Is a n00b that cannot be turned the light side.

Earth IV is for n00bs like Hataria that cannot be turned to the light side.

Do not do dealings with Hataria, for you shall forever stay in his realm of n00bness.


Got the pic Hataria? Good.