Stianlaand
08-09-2004, 13:41
We interrupt this program to bring you an important message.
StiTV1 Newsflash
Good day, my name is Rebecca Shirnovitsj.
From this day, 09.08.2004, it is illegal to sell or use alcoholics and/or tobacco in the Socialistic Republic of Stianlaand. It is also illegal for any civillian person to buy or own any form for weapon. The bans were ordered by the President himself.
President Stian has also added the death sentence, which is being whipped to death. It is the most severe punishment after lifetime in prison. Several minsters of the cabinet protested against this action, but after physical negotiations, they agreed with the decision.
Stianlaand also earlier today lightly bombed the capital of Feminany, because of their law which prohibits the male race. It is unknown if there was any casualties in the attack.
We will now return to the show.
StiTV1 Newsflash
Good day, my name is Rebecca Shirnovitsj.
From this day, 09.08.2004, it is illegal to sell or use alcoholics and/or tobacco in the Socialistic Republic of Stianlaand. It is also illegal for any civillian person to buy or own any form for weapon. The bans were ordered by the President himself.
President Stian has also added the death sentence, which is being whipped to death. It is the most severe punishment after lifetime in prison. Several minsters of the cabinet protested against this action, but after physical negotiations, they agreed with the decision.
Stianlaand also earlier today lightly bombed the capital of Feminany, because of their law which prohibits the male race. It is unknown if there was any casualties in the attack.
We will now return to the show.