Modern Texas
08-09-2004, 03:43
DALLAS: In a stunning move today, President Buzz Ferriday announced a new policy of cashing in on vital organs. The new policy allows citizens to sell vital organs -- either while living or upon death -- to the highest bidder. Moral activists were outraged, choosing to protest outside the Winston Mansion. Several carried signs and shouted "We won't part with our heart" and "Just Say No to Dough for your Toe."
The President, while addressing a convention of HMO's, personal injury lawyers, and drug companies, praised the new legislation by saying "What the hell do I care if somebody wants to sell a kidney?"
Minister of Health and Well-Being, Norm Peterson, also lauded the President's actions saying "I hope somebody will sell me their liver!"
-- Texas News Channel
The President, while addressing a convention of HMO's, personal injury lawyers, and drug companies, praised the new legislation by saying "What the hell do I care if somebody wants to sell a kidney?"
Minister of Health and Well-Being, Norm Peterson, also lauded the President's actions saying "I hope somebody will sell me their liver!"
-- Texas News Channel