NationStates Jolt Archive


The Great Bunny Purges

Harmonia Mortus
08-09-2004, 02:46
Due to their sickening cuteness and annoying habit of reproducing increadibly fast (The Goblins were quite annoyed when they found out that they werent the fastest breeding species in Harmonia Mortus), Harmonia Mortus has declared rabbits illegal.
We have always had a rabbit problem. The former Sunlit Kingdom basicaly worshiped them and encouraged them to frolic about in the fields, which basicaly led to more bunnies. Somehow the environment stood up to this, but with the death of Reginald the Just the rabbit population basicaly exploded.

We have declared permenant open season on all species of rabbit within our boarders.
As an additional measure we are offering a two gold-piece (2 dollar) bounty on every rabbit brought in, no limit on this.

OOC:
Claiming that you have just brought in 32 million rabbits will be ignored. Or possibly laughed at.
Camel Eaters
07-10-2004, 22:56
The sand monsters are definelty participating. We will collect the bounty before defiling the corpse and raising it back from the dead as an evil incarnation of evil stuff.
DontPissUsOff
07-10-2004, 23:13
Will they be sold as meals?
Chronosia
07-10-2004, 23:14
Noooooooo!" Not the bunnies! :'(
Camel Eaters
07-10-2004, 23:16
Ours? No they'll be used as pets and evil creatures to lure pop singers out of hiding and then gnaw off their faces.
The Sovereignty of Pie
07-10-2004, 23:35
Preps a crop plane with a strain of the Botoxulian virus developed recently by his nation to only effect bunnies.

"Where is the largest concentration, I'll kill the buggers, err, bunnies"