Hyperspatial Travel
08-09-2004, 01:25
The Trans-Continental Company of Hyperspatial Travel has converted all of its people into workers for the company, and the Nation's lands into one huge company base, used for worker training and the like. We are producing our own line of computers, and many products for them. We are also training bodyguards, mercenaries and making stores that run much like a Kmart (most goods sold, at the lowest price possible)
The computers are, when measured up to PC standards, as thus -
2.45 Ghz
512 MB of RAM
350 GB Hard Drive (we deem this much needed by any executive, for storing porn movies, work, more porn movies, and hilarious cartoons she/he downloads)
These computers have a resolution equal to that of HDTV, and are able to project images onto a wall. The computers also contain a DVD drive, a CD burner, a DVD burner, and an ability to 'read' any written assignment and put it into a file, making typing redundant. They also take down dictation, and contain 100,000 amusing messages put in whenever an error message occurs. The computers are compact - 50cm long - 50cm wide - 4 cm high
They have a screen which slides out from the middle, twisting to and angle required. A keyboard is displayed with the push of a button, and the mouse is made out of a soft substance, which moulds itself to whatever hand shape you have. The computer has a small pistol-like weapon that can flick out from the back (generally towards the office door), and contains 5 rounds of explosive fire. It has 150 hours battery life whenever not attached to a power point, and can absorb solar power at the rate of 1hr of battery life per 1/2 hr spent absorbing. It has an automatic 955 Mbit/sec connection to the internet, but only has it's own personal browser. Zorill. This browser loads 5 times as fast as any other conventional browser, due to a unique texture compression, and can display coding of other browsers which is not encrypted. These models come at the mere price of $5,500 each, due to mass production facility churning them out at the rate of 5/sec (all the plants, not just one) It comes with 500 encypted firewalls, making it near-impossible to hack into. Each firewall is unique, every time, having 600,000,000,000,000 lines of coding which work in the same way (OOC: I don't know much about computers in RL, so I'm jkust taking a guess here), but are different to disable. This is our first unique product. We hope to create more if this one is a success.
The computers are, when measured up to PC standards, as thus -
2.45 Ghz
512 MB of RAM
350 GB Hard Drive (we deem this much needed by any executive, for storing porn movies, work, more porn movies, and hilarious cartoons she/he downloads)
These computers have a resolution equal to that of HDTV, and are able to project images onto a wall. The computers also contain a DVD drive, a CD burner, a DVD burner, and an ability to 'read' any written assignment and put it into a file, making typing redundant. They also take down dictation, and contain 100,000 amusing messages put in whenever an error message occurs. The computers are compact - 50cm long - 50cm wide - 4 cm high
They have a screen which slides out from the middle, twisting to and angle required. A keyboard is displayed with the push of a button, and the mouse is made out of a soft substance, which moulds itself to whatever hand shape you have. The computer has a small pistol-like weapon that can flick out from the back (generally towards the office door), and contains 5 rounds of explosive fire. It has 150 hours battery life whenever not attached to a power point, and can absorb solar power at the rate of 1hr of battery life per 1/2 hr spent absorbing. It has an automatic 955 Mbit/sec connection to the internet, but only has it's own personal browser. Zorill. This browser loads 5 times as fast as any other conventional browser, due to a unique texture compression, and can display coding of other browsers which is not encrypted. These models come at the mere price of $5,500 each, due to mass production facility churning them out at the rate of 5/sec (all the plants, not just one) It comes with 500 encypted firewalls, making it near-impossible to hack into. Each firewall is unique, every time, having 600,000,000,000,000 lines of coding which work in the same way (OOC: I don't know much about computers in RL, so I'm jkust taking a guess here), but are different to disable. This is our first unique product. We hope to create more if this one is a success.