NationStates Jolt Archive

OOC: I'm short on time and want to see if I can get any allies so sorry if it's a bit short
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President of the ECF: It is clear that Feminany is a physco Feminazi nation. And for the sake of human nature they MUST BE STOPPED. For good if it is possible.
I am moblizing ECF Forces and am preparing for a full scale invasion ( hopefulyl I can find my old Modren Tech Army) I urge any sane nation to aid us. And if you choose not to we will do it ourselves.

We give our full backing to ECF.

Kaiser Alec I
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/Sevaris/kaiseralec.jpg

Originally posted by me in 'Male Gender Declared Illegal':

((OOC: Opportunity knocks...))

Official Imperial Communique

To: Feminana High Leadership
From: Duke Leonard Federo

Congratulations! You have been deemed eligible for annexation by the Empire. You shall recieve all the benefits of being a citizen of Generia such as:

Free speech (not really)
Freedom of the press (not really)
Freedom to not become a sex slave to the Emperor (Yeah right)

Imperial soldiers shall be arriving shortly to take control of your nation. Also, we shall expect a yearly tribute of 300 young women to fill Emperor Tiberius's harem. Your Queen shall be taken into custody to serve Tiberius personally.


So therefore, we give you our full support in your crusade.

EFC, Jackdonia will bak you in this crusade against evil. Tell us how we can assist you and we'll do it.

Chellis is sending the 312th Artillery Division and the 18th CBG to Feminany, and the troops will be visibly Chellian. Do not mess with the troops, and we wont mess with yours.

The Confederacy of Lafeel is saddened by the fact that this action has to be taken, and offer humanitarian support to the victims of this coming conflict.

The Republic of Transpontia is deeply concerned by this war and its causes. President Maximme has instructed the Department of the Exterior to announce that we are to act as independent and neutral observers of the unfolding conflict. We will inform Feminany of this development, and hope to have unhindered freedom to ensure that Feminany is not subjected to crimes against humanity. We appreciate the gravity of the charges against Feminany, but the civilised nations of the world must not stoop to its level.

--- TDoE

We will be sending 50,000 Hoplites and the 1st, 2nd and 3rd Aegean fleet to support the attack on Feminany.

Although the Citizens of D-L are small in numbers, their hard-working attitude and efficent life would make a useful contribution to any logistics. We the people of D-L believe that people should be able to do whatever they want, when they want, and do not agree with the Femminazis statment. As a result, our small pacific island has pledged all of it resources to your cause, including the use of our strategically places island. We will talk further via encripted channels.

-Eyaw

Three Imperial expeditionary forces, previously en route to colonial Mozambique, made a sudden and unexplained change of course. Unbeknownst to the Praetorians on board, they were now headed for an entirely new theater of combat.

Under command of the great General Mikhail Jaskovich, the Praetorians would ride across the lands of the Feminanian Queen, burning and pillaging all the way to the gates of her palace, whereupon she would be captured and brought home to Tiberius.

If the Praetorians had known the pleasant reason for their change in course, they would have been slightly less unnerved, but being elite soldiers, the brief expressions of uncertainty quickly dissappeared, giving way to the expressions of stalwart disconcern that commonly found place on their faces. For now, they would wait out the voyage until their orders were revealed.

The Feminany-Transpontia Observation force is en route to the capital of the target nation on a TranspontAir jet.

We would remind all attacking nations to adhere to the Geneva Convention.

but the civilised nations of the world must not stoop to its level.

((OOC: Can and will.))

The empire would like to take this time to stake it's claim to any and all princesses and sisters of the queen as we are sending in the 1st and 2nd army to assist in the conflict.

Official Imperial Statement

The Empire would like to take this time to announce its claim on the Queen of Feminany.

To the Generic Empire:

You can, you say you will, and no doubt you shall, but we will do our utmost to log all instances of crimes committed by attacking powers in order to prepare an official report for the UN.

May I take it you are heading this coalition?

Well, since three of RB's greatest allies- Generic empire, Borman Empire, and Nikolaos the Great- are members of this coalition, we will be more than happy to lend a hand.

Official Statement from the Prime Minister

The Republic condemns the aggression from nations such as East Coast Federation and the Generic empire. Though we do not agree with the policies of the government of Feminany, we believe that national sovereignity is sacrosanct except in very extreme cases.

Whether troops of the Republic will be sent to defend against the aggressors is still undecided, it remains a possibility...

Prime Minister Fyodor Leningrad Zyteslav

To the Generic Empire:

You can, you say you will, and no doubt you shall, but we will do our utmost to log all instances of crimes committed by attacking powers in order to prepare an official report for the UN.

May I take it you are heading this coalition?

The UN is irrelevant.

Chellian ships near Feminany. Fire-bombing is soon to commence.

Official Statement from the Prime Minister

The Republic condemns the aggression from nations such as East Coast Federation and the Generic empire. Though we do not agree with the policies of the government of Feminany, we believe that national sovereignity is sacrosanct except in very extreme cases.

Whether troops of the Republic will be sent to defend against the aggressors is still undecided, it remains a possibility...

Prime Minister Fyodor Leningrad Zyteslav

To: Prime Minister Fyodor Leningrad Zyteslav
From: President J.L.

I strongly recommend that you reconsider. To avert war and the cataclysmic obliteration of your nation, it is imperitive that you step down, formally apologize to the coalition, and refrain from issuing forth paper threats in the future. Should you send so much as a single soldier to even lay a finger on a coalition soldier, the Invincible Empire of Roach-Busters will turn your nation into a mushroom cloud. This is your first and final warning. Good day.

You have the full support of the Boghetto nation. We will mobilize our special forces at once.


:sniper:
:mp5:

While Eldanor will not send troops to help protect Feminany, we condemn this war on them. Feminany's leaders may exile men if they want. We may not like it, but there is no reason for a war. None at all. Who are you to order a country's doings besides your own?

This 'alliance' you have is just a way for you immoral lands to gain power. It sickens me.

High Lady
Alasse Órecalo

The confederacy hereby formally requests that the forces involved in this invasion do not lower themselves down to the level of barbarians. Please, gentlemen, there is no need to fire bomb at all. Indiscriminate attacks on civilians will be strongly condemned, no matter the cause of this conflict.

Soviet leaders demands that Everyone To take a chill and let us invade the nation of Feminany and we will bring the requast that you made on the Qeen and etc.
the folowing units are bing sent to attack the nation of Feminany:
fleet 6:(Is huge)
100,000 army men
100 MIG-29s
20 Artillery units

Official Statement from the Prime Minister

I thank you for giving me the best laugh I've had in a week. The Republic has more than enough weapons to blast you and your soldiers to infinti, Mr. President. We take all threats seriously, if you fire so much as one weapon at the Republic, you will have tanks rolling through the rubble that was once your capital.

Now, we said that the option of sending troops was undecided, we would like to solve this through diplomacy, but if you and your allies continue on the current course of aggression, we will be forced to go to the people for a declaration of war...

Prime Minister Fyodor Leningrad Zyteslav

Members of the attacking coalition, there has been no ultimatum, no war aims have been declared, and there are no procedures for a peaceful solution! Feminany isn't even aware of the attack, as far as we know!

Postpone your opening operations! We implore you!

Plus, Transpontine observers are now on the ground and at risk!

The Imperial ships glided across the black ocean, nearing the looming coast of Feminany. Admiral Nicholas Karpov, a recent veteran of the Lightning Star conflicts, peered out at the dark shore.

"Is that it?"

"Yes, sir. That's Feminany."

"Excellent. Let's send 'em back to God. Give the order."

GIF-101s rocketed into the dawn sky, towards the black coast. Imperial landing craft hit the water, laden with 300,000 Imperial Praetorians and an equal number of Imeprial regulars. The craft crossed the smooth sea, as explosions went up into the sky on the shore. The GIF-101s were pounding shore defenses with incendiary and guided bombs.

The craft hit the beach, a swarm of Mi-24s cruising over their heads. The men poured out, and charged up the beach, towards the burning ruins of fortifications that scattered the landscape.

The Democratic Republic of the Jamil Union CONDEMNS this ASSAULT on a TINY and DEFENSELESS NATION. There is NO NEED for ANY MILITARY ACTION against Feminany at this time.

We request that ALL NATIONS INVOLVED adhere to a TEMPORARY CEASEFIRE until the END of the BERLIN CONFERENCE. Until that time, MAINTAIN ECONOMIC SANCTIONS against Feminany. IF the BERLIN CONFERENCE FAILS and there appears to be NO OTHER ALTERNATIVE, then we MAY see JUSTIFICATION for such action. UNTIL THAT TIME, we request that your COALITION DOES NOT ATTACK.

Sincerely,

Paul K. Matrix
President of the Jamil Union


OOC: Okay, SEROUSLY PEOPLE. You DO REALIZE that you're attacking a country that is SMALL, DEFENSELESS, and whose PLAYER IS ASLEEP?!! You aren't going to get a response to all of this until TOMORROW at the EARLIEST. Just simmer down until then, all right? :)

The soldeirs ran up the beach and battled all those they came across. A large strip of beach was easily taken and a command center was set up, nothing fancy becuase they didnt expect to be here for a while.

The soldiers claimed much land for Borman in the assault. THe APCs, Tanks, and under construction rail line brought prizes of war back.

Roach-Busters, our great nation became your ally diplomatically and militarilly. Therefore, you and your allies have our full support in this endeavor.

Sir Peter has just ordered his 1rst naval fleet, carrying 2 battalions of his lordship's marines to head toward feminany immediately. They should land in a matter of hours.

Our Republic WHOLEHEARTEDLY endorses the words of the Jamil Union. This is a cruel and unjust war.

Data appeared in the tactical command room of the CHN Indigo, the Carrier of the CBG. Maps of Femininy, population numbers, etc appeared on the screens. Intel had already chosen their first target.

A medium sized city of 80,000 sat near the coast of Femininy. Women roamed the streets. Lulled into a false sense of security by the departure of males, there was little crime, and they werent much afraid.

The planes were high in the air, very hard to see with their blue color scheme. They were right on target, the 50 or so Rafale N's. Each holding two Micas on the wingtips, and 11 High Incindiary bombs under the plane, they were in prime shape. The planes got their signal, and down the incindiary bombs dropped. These were the pilots who had firebombed the Vatican. They were slaughterers. This town was not of military importance, yet it was soon to be nothing but ash and molten glass.

The ships prepared to land the artillery division. They had a route of destruction planned. They would destroy as much as they can. For Practice? Maybe. Maybe Chellians were just evil. Whatever the reason, they did it.

*Roots for east coast* tag)

Offical statement
We are with drawling from the attack to go nutral untell info. For the war is prosented to us and every one (as the leader goes stupid you should it of attacked right away) We hereby apologise and will stay nutral.
END OF DOCUMENT!!!!

Hello, the person you are attacking isn't here.

Anyway, isn't there supposed to be a peace conference...?

I suppose it's too hard for people just to talk thing out...

Hello, the person you are attacking isn't here.

Anyway, isn't there supposed to be a peace conference...?

I suppose it's too hard for people just to talk thing out...

One spends time talking, while the other spends time preparing to defend. Why let the enemy prepare for war. Negotiations only get more people killed.

While Eldanor will not send troops to help protect Feminany, we condemn this war on them. Feminany's leaders may exile men if they want. We may not like it, but there is no reason for a war. None at all. Who are you to order a country's doings besides your own?

This 'alliance' you have is just a way for you immoral lands to gain power. It sickens me.

High Lady
Alasse ÓrecaloTO:Eldanor
From:Boghetto
Shame on you we cannot allow them to exile men like this we must not allow this if we let one country get away with this then what.Thats like letting hitler get away with the holacaust.

The Imperial Praetorians followed the Bormanese up the beach, establishing their own command post, and the start of a supply line. Armored units were unloaded, and the Soldiers formed up to move inland, seizing as much land and plunder as possible, until they could take the final prize, the Queen of Feminany.

The commanders stood on the beach, haranguing their troops. General Jaskovich walked up and down before his men, pleased at the look of bloodlust in their eyes. He nodded to a subordinate.

"Praetorians! You ahve your orders! Go forth for the Empire!"

Warcrys in twenty tongues went up among the men, and they scattered towards armored personnel carriers. The armored fleet surged forward into the forests, towards the nearby urban centers.

The army moved forward, taking small towns by surprise, and razing them to the ground. The slave columns ran long, prisoners being driven back to the beachhead for export.

OOC: Not Bormanese, Bormanian if not Borman, either one is the race of a citizen.

Roach-Busters, our great nation became your ally diplomatically and militarilly. Therefore, you and your allies have our full support in this endeavor.

Sir Peter has just ordered his 1rst naval fleet, carrying 2 battalions of his lordship's marines to head toward feminany immediately. They should land in a matter of hours.

Thank you.

AGAIN, the Jamil Union STRONGLY URGES the memeber nations of the COALITION AGAINST FEMINANY to RESPECT THE CEASEFIRE. You are launching an ILLEGAL INVASION of a SMALL AND DEFENSELESS NATION. PLEASE POSTPONE ALL MILITARY ACTION UNTIL THE END OF THE BERLIN CONFERENCE.

Sincerely,

Paul K. Matrix
President of the Jamil Union

Well, since you guys don't want to wait to allow Feminany to actually defend... (Which I would believe is called a godmod...)

Haton Military Airbase

Many long range bombers and their fighter escorts could be seen, and heard for miles around taxiing and taking off. They were joined by others from the many airbases throughout the nation, and flew off towards Feminany...

Meanwhile...

The 9th Battle fleet could be seen readying for war in the great Harbor quarter of the capitol city. It's commander, People's Admiral Aleksandrov was on his way from his home in the nearby countryside...


Official Statement from the Ministry of War

We warned you, you didn't listen. Now, feel the wrath of the Republic and the Proletariat!

Dimitri Severnaya Morozov
Minister of War

Our Republic WHOLEHEARTEDLY endorses the words of the Jamil Union. This is a cruel and unjust war.

And the problem with that would be...? :p

A statement from Sir Peter: While we wholeheartedly give our support in toppling this corrupt and evil government I speak for every citizen of my dominion when I say we codemn generic's taking of slaves. Although we will not remove our support now that we've given it. It may make the people of this nation think twice before supporting you militarily in the future.

During the speech Sir Peter's 5th and 8th battalions landed on feminany's shores. The 5th is part of an armored division and the 8th is an infantry battalion.

Land fell to the onslaught of the soldiers and more and more territory was claimed for Borman. Around an 8th was in their hands and the armies claimed more and more.

OOC:I guess we should wait.

Official Statement from the Ministry of War

We warned you, you didn't listen. Now, feel the wrath of the Republic and the Proletariat!

Dimitri Severnaya Morozov
Minister of War

Forgive me if I'm not wetting my pants with fear. :D

Geruda condemns the actions of the power-hungry warmongers of the Coalition. We offer the citizens of Feminany shelter in our tunnels and will give the entire nation refugee status, if they seek it. We also are closing our tunnels and our trade to those who would seek to harm the citizens of Feminany.

-President Gerbo Beren.

(OOC: My people are Mountain Gnomes, so we live underground and in mountains.)

Ooc: Lol

Directed towards Generia's post following this one

AGAIN, the Jamil Union STRONGLY URGES the memeber nations of the COALITION AGAINST FEMINANY to RESPECT THE CEASEFIRE. You are launching an ILLEGAL INVASION of a SMALL AND DEFENSELESS NATION. PLEASE POSTPONE ALL MILITARY ACTION UNTIL THE END OF THE BERLIN CONFERENCE.

Sincerely,

Paul K. Matrix
President of the Jamil Union

((OOC: I don't think anyone is paying attention to you. Sorry.))

The carriers of Sir Peter's first fleet launches it tomcat fighters to intercept Hattia's. The 4th fleet performing an excercise in international waters has now been ordered to feminany along with F-15's from Sir Peter's air force.

The republic of boghettos planes landed leaving 5,000 men lead by Boghetto General Eream Alhimer .
OOC:sorry about the shortage of troops ill send more at a later time.
:mp5: 1,000
:mp5: 1,000
:mp5: 1,000
:mp5: 1,000
:mp5: 1,000

((Sadly the same thing seems to be true of me...Guess it's my own fault for making my country this way...))

Slaytanicca would like to point out that roughly 40% of those slaves you've taken were until recently men.
Before you get ideas.

EDIT OOC: 45% innit :D sorry, my maths is shot to sh**

The Invincible Empire of Roach-Busters will send 47,000 troops to aid the coalition. More can be sent upon request.

Y'know, maybe you should all wait for Feminany to respond before you Godmod her to death. (Godmodding includes not allowing the target to respond.)

Y'know, maybe you should all wait for Feminany to respond before you Godmod her to death. (Godmodding includes not allowing the target to respond.)

Just so you know, I didn't attack yet. It wouldn't be fun annihilating a victim that couldn't fight back, right? ;)

Slaytanicca would like to point out that roughly 40% of those slaves you've taken were until recently men.
Before you get ideas.

((OOC: That is a very good point. I suppose we'll have to execute them, then,))

((OOC: I don't think anyone is paying attention to you. Sorry.))

OOC: Yeah...I thought so. :( :headbang:

But, in all seriousness, everybody needs stop and wait until she gets back. You guys are attacking a country whose player isn't even AWAKE yet.

IC:

The Jamil Union mobilizes its Military in preparation for possible Armed Combat.

We are issuing a FINAL REQUEST for the COALITION to RESPECT THE CEASEFIRE. If this request is IGNORED like the previous two, we will be forced to follow Hattia's example.

Sincerely,

Paul K. Matrix
President of the Jamil Union

Again, Transpontia backs the Jamal Union. Hostilities must cease immediately.

OOC: Yeah...I thought so. :( :headbang:

But, in all seriousness, everybody needs stop and wait until she gets back. You guys are attacking a country whose player isn't even AWAKE yet.

IC:

The Jamil Union mobilizes its Military in preparation for possible Armed Combat.

We are issuing a FINAL REQUEST for the COALITION to RESPECT THE CEASEFIRE. If this request is IGNORED like the previous two, we will be forced to follow Hattia's example.

Sincerely,

Paul K. Matrix
President of the Jamil Union

In other words, blow her to smithereens only after she returns. Gotcha.

There was never a cease fire issued, we need to agree. Also we stopped attacking.

Also we stopped attacking.

...for now. :D

Thank you.

Thank you.

You're welcome. :)

Parthia also supports the coalition in their efforts to wipe out the femnazis.

Whilst not bringing myself into this battle.. I am curious.. Just because the Leader is not present, can a war not be waged if certain other nations (hattia, for example) have moved in to defend the nation?
I would think that it is only unfair to attack a nation when they have NO defence.

Let the battle commence, and only when (sorry.. to be fair i should say IF) the defending nations armies are wiped out should a ceasefire be called to allow for the host nation to arrive and pull together defence.

To put it simply - just because she ain't arround, doesn't mean she is defenseless.

Message to those involved in war with Feminany:

To All Concerned:

Let it be known that although the Democratic States of Shandar detest the policies of Feminany, we will not commit our military forces to this coalition. Rather, I would like to offer my services as a mediator between the warring parties. However, should either side violate the terms of the Geneva Convention (such as blatant attacks on civilians), Shandar shall consider diplomatic relations ended and war with the offending parties a distinct possiblity. I, nor the people of my nation, wish this to happen, and so I implore you to resolve this conflict at the soonest possible time, and recall that my services have been offered to help achieve a peaceful end to this war.

Sincerely,
PM Dominic Valero
Democratic States of Shandar

Armstrongia Bachland offers humanitarian aid to refugees involved in the conflict.

The country of Belrixis would like to state a couple things

1. We wish to remain completely nuetral in this war.
2. Our number one national product is weapons of all types.
3. WE pride our selfves on the expertise of our Mercenaries.

That being said we are more that happy to supply either side with weapons, ammunition, aircraft, and body bags. In the interests of remaining nuetral we can not support either sid emy neglecting the other.

ps. in case one of your countries economies fail will will only be excepting, Gold, US dollars or Euros as forms of currency.

Thom Belrix, HP of Belrixis

Shame on you all for attacking a small nation that is much weaker than you. And you know it. And this is the second time Generia has done this.

You people are power-hungry, and you're asking for trouble.

High Lady
Alasse Órecalo

OOC: Havn't yall ever learned to never hurt or hit a girl? Where are yalls manners? LOL

Shame on you all for attacking a small nation that is much weaker than you. And you know it. And this is the second time Generia has done this.

You people are power-hungry, and you're asking for trouble.

High Lady
Alasse Órecalo

Yes, Mother. :D

Parthia also supports the coalition in their efforts to wipe out the femnazis.

Thanks. We look forward to fighting alongside you.

OOC: Yeah...I thought so. :( :headbang:

But, in all seriousness, everybody needs stop and wait until she gets back. You guys are attacking a country whose player isn't even AWAKE yet.

IC:

The Jamil Union mobilizes its Military in preparation for possible Armed Combat.

We are issuing a FINAL REQUEST for the COALITION to RESPECT THE CEASEFIRE. If this request is IGNORED like the previous two, we will be forced to follow Hattia's example.

Sincerely,

Paul K. Matrix
President of the Jamil Union

Feminany has a population of 5 million and have stated themselves that they have no military. How could she respond in any other way than surrender which she can do when she gets back.

O, by the way. My 1rst and 4th fleets, as well as my marines have been ordered to disengage and stand-by for further orders for the time being.

While I will not place my infantry in danger, The holy empire of crackpie will support the war effort in the following ways:
To provide biological, chemical and/or nuclear weapons (if at all necesary) to be used on the attacked territories. If we cant destroy the government, we will slaughter anything that supports it.
To provide the war effort with monetary aid, equal to $3.4 billion (American).

Also, just to piss the damn femi-nazis off, were outlawing lifetime channel and oprah magazine until the law is struck down.

Also, just to piss the damn femi-nazis off, were outlawing lifetime channel and oprah magazine until the law is struck down.

Lifetime...television for idiots.

let it be made cler that The forces of Crackpie have never, and will never, obey the rules set by the geneva convention. Mainly on the point that the main objectives of warfare of the military forces of crackpie have always been,-and will always be- civilian targets, and the U.N can sit on a pole.

Does anyone know when feminany is coming back? Not that she can do anything but surrender or face annihalation anyway. Because, like mentioned in the feminany's thread where she stated her deplorable policy, she only has a population of 5 million and has no military to defend herself with.

PEOPLE. Please do not attack Feminany. As I have posted on the other thread, I have done the same in my country except with females instead of males. Then later when the guys are all sex-hungry I will march the entire population into Feminany and rape them.

It will be known as the Great Rape. An alternative form of war. And it could make an interesting RP too!

my other post quote thing...
ooc: So if it is all female.. does that mean their will be no need for clothing? Im going to move my satellites into geo-synch orbit over Feminany!

IC: The Kingdom of Cullenus has recently passed a law making the female gender illegal. All females will be required to go through a sex change or be tied to stones and thrown in the Caribbean Sea. Or other nations may take them if they wish.

This was not a democratic vote, but however the will of our dictator. Reason for banning females is because they are now an obsolete neccesity. Our computer intelligence has heightened to a level where female intelligence is no longer required. Our modern science in cloning is also to the point where we can grow ovaries and other neccesary sex organs for male reproduction on lab rats.

We do understand that this should anger the majority of the now male population as it is taking away their greatest desire. So this law will be temporary for an extended period of time.

Later when the nation of Feminany is all female and we are all male then the entire population of Cullenus will sex-hungrily march into Feminany and rape their entire population.

After the time of the Great Rape the law will then be repealed and the female gender will be allowed back into Cullenus.

PEOPLE. Please do not attack Feminany. As I have posted on the other thread, I have done the same in my country except with females instead of males. Then later when the guys are all sex-hungry I will march the entire population into Feminany and rape them.

It will be known as the Great Rape. An alternative form of war. And it could make an interesting RP too!

my other post quote thing...


hes kinda right...how 'bout we concentrate on this guy...

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=355383&page=6&pp=15

...who want to have the spanish inquisition all over again.

((OOC: He makes a interesting point there. By the same reason as you going to war with Feminany you then you should go to war with him too...not that I am saying that you should. Personally I think war is something that should be awoided at all cost.))

The Holy Republic of Camel Eaters formally declares war on Feminany. We will send the Holier Than Corps the Northern Forester Division twenty giant worms and there riders and several hundred Tantilicc (crazy knife wielding bastards) Death-Dancers.

As promised, the nation of Debian-Linux is sending supplies to the forces in the feild along with humanitarian aid for the Liberated feminians. DL, however, does not condone any act of violence against the people of femininia, for it is not their fault that their leaders took such an irrational route.

It must be noted that DL, being a small nation, does not have endless resources. Any financial aid to help in the supply effort is greatly appreciated.

Transpontia proposes to Debian-Linux and the Jamil Union that neutral and humanitarian efforts in Feminany be coordinated. Shall we set up a joint operation?

To:ECF
From: Ages Flagship
We are ready if you need our help.Since we have tested our gravity cannon we are ready to use it.

Transpontia proposes to Debian-Linux and the Jamil Union that neutral and humanitarian efforts in Feminany be coordinated. Shall we set up a joint operation?

Debian-Linux agrees that a joint effort would be better for all the parties involved. Please contact me privately for further details before an offical statement is released.

Tarenteor would like to note that anyone attacking Feminany will find themselves quite dead.

War will not solve the problems within Feminany. I am against what they are doing, but there are other ways to solve this situation. I would like to point out that Feminany is not killing their own people, just merely sending them away. I Umberto II of Anti-American Radicals (as a male, and a human) believe that stripping so many people of their home is wrong, but war will not solve anything. For the countries that go to war, what will happen? Your soldiers will die, and what about the civilian casualties? I say, take their refugees and let there country go down the toilet.

War will not solve the problems within Feminany. I am against what they are doing, but there are other ways to solve this situation. I would like to point out that Feminany is not killing their own people, just merely sending them away. I Umberto II of Anti-American Radicals (as a male, and a human) believe that stripping so many people of their home is wrong, but war will not solve anything. For the countries that go to war, what will happen? Your soldiers will die, and what about the civilian casualties? I say, take their refugees and let there country go down the toilet.

I think the reason they're all afraid and want to attack her is because it looks like the nation will be able to continue on after the ban of all males. It makes them feel insecure.

Tarenteor would like to note that anyone attacking Feminany will find themselves quite dead.

What do you mean? Who's Tarentor?

PEOPLE. Please do not attack Feminany. As I have posted on the other thread, I have done the same in my country except with females instead of males. Then later when the guys are all sex-hungry I will march the entire population into Feminany and rape them.

It will be known as the Great Rape. An alternative form of war. And it could make an interesting RP too!

my other post quote thing...
I'm siding with him.

Would any other nations like to send their male citizens to participate in the Great Rape of Feminany with the male population of Cullenus?

I say no war... but rather rape. It will make a better RP. Everybody can just go to war. But how often do you get a chance to rape an entire female nation?!?!

Ill send all my soldiers there to participate

The entire male Deserter populcae (a local people who are not quite human) will gladly join in the Great Rape after equally fun amounts of slaughter.

Freckula Garzivonni
High Ruler of The Holy Republic of Camel Eaters

p.s. We will also send our most illustrious pimps to sign up recruits

"recruits"

We pledge our support to the path taken by Jangle Jangle Ridge. Any nation to attack Feminany will find themselves under serious attack. Any breach of human rights by any aggressor nation will lead to attacks on ANY hostile troops inside Feminany, or indeed within 200 miles of aforementioned country.

Whistles while he waits

(Watch ticks)

YAWWWWWWWWWN. If she shows up, please TG me, anybody.

Tarenteor would also like to note that he has tanks with 300mm sub-orbital cannons, just in case you still feel like attacking...

OOC; I[m back finally.,
Could someone give me a summary of what has been going on?

This situation is being observed by Automagfreek merely for the fact that so many nations we are familiar with are on both sides of this "conflict".

That is all.

http://67.18.37.14/40/9/upload/p1005314.jpg
Azrael the Advocate
-Warchief of AMF Forces-

OOC: Goin to sleep, TG me if she comes back

OOC: I plan to invade her with everything I have. I do not plan to rape any of them. Just kill them. TG me if she shows back up.

This situation is being observed by Automagfreek merely for the fact that so many nations we are familiar with are on both sides of this "conflict".

That is all.


OOC: In other words - *Tag* right?

IC:

<Encrypted Transmission>
To: Azrael the Advocate
From: King James VII

Whilst we feel no need to explain our actions to any other sovreign power, we hope that our NATO application will not be blighted by our intervention in preventing the rape of untold millions of women by a group of what can best be described as rabid warmongering dogs.

OOC: In other words - *Tag* right?

IC:

<Encrypted Transmission>
To: Azrael the Advocate
From: King James VII

Whilst we feel no need to explain our actions to any other sovreign power, we hope that our NATO application will not be blighted by our intervention in preventing the rape of untold millions of women by a group of what can best be described as rabid warmongering dogs.

OOC: Yes, {TAG}

IC:

Automagfreek no longer is in charge of NATO per decision of NATO's Congressional Board. We feel that this is for the better, as the alliance is not what we had envisioned. We monitor this situation on our own accord.

While the pervention of a slaughter of these brainless females in indeed parmount, justice must also be served for the laws they have passed on the naturally dominant male species. But these wacky broads need to be taught a lesson no doubt.

Again, we will be watching in the distance, in the shadows.

http://67.18.37.14/40/9/upload/p1005314.jpg
Azrael the Advocate
-Warchief of AMF Forces-

"rabid warmongering dogs?"
How would you feel if someone forced you to become a woman or man depending on your gender?

Freckula Garzivonni
High Ruler of The Holy Republic of Camel Eaters

p.s. and as for the rape thing well hmm

Preparations for the landing were taking longer than planned. No decent way could be thought of to unload the large amount of munitions onto Feminany, safely and quickly. So it was going slowly. Preliminary troops and helicopters surrounded a decent sized field, as chellian forces of the 312th began surging in.

We send our best elite soldier against the FemiNazis.
http://www.dcs.wisc.edu/pda/wwen/images/limbaugh.jpg
Other than sending this hero to the cause against FemiNazis, IDF won't be involved.

OOC: Everyone, start humming the Rush LImbaugh Show bumper music

OCC: I can't RP tonight, but I plan to shove my dropships right into the capital city I will take the capital and kill everyone in it.

In the name of preventing war against the innocent civilian population of Feminania The democratic state of Kinda Sensible People intends fully to send troops to help evacuate civilians to safe positions we request that this be seen as a nuetral action by all parties concerned. While we are deeply shocked at the sexist extremism shown by the governing body and voting core of feminany, noncombatants must be protected.

Thank you for your time and consideration,
President Jacob Sanderhal.

The coms were up and working damn good thing to this would be her first war and she was ready. Nala manuevered her gigantic sand worm into formation with the others of her group she could tell Daska was hungry he'd been shaky all day "You'll eat soon" she promised him the huge mass of scaly flesh beneath her relaxed drawing in huge mouthfuls of dirt waiting for meat. She knew she had spoken true she copuld smell war on the wind.

OOC: Seriously guys, what is the point? What Feminany is doing is dumb, but war over it is dumber. This isn't our business at this time. What we should be doing is just accept the refugees. Her economy will collapse since they have no manufacturing employees.

On a funny note, wait until the President gets PMS!! War on everyone will be declared LOL

THERE IS A PEACE CONFERENCE AT 4 PM EST

You can find the orginal message here: http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=6974205&postcount=236

The conference will take place in a new topic, to be created at 4 PM EST.

OCC: I can't RP tonight, but I plan to shove my dropships right into the capital city I will take the capital and kill everyone in it.

OOC: Yes, and when you do, I'll make a hole in your capital planet with a Terakite shell before draining out the core and enslaving your entire population...

OOC: This is much worse than the stupid Kindergarten fights of boys vs. girls. If I want to watch that I'll watch the sledding race episode of South Park (where Carman ended up killing the girls during the race.) This has gone overboard. Everyone is going to war over it. For the love of God stop it.

OOC: Seriously guys, what is the point? What Feminany is doing is dumb, but war over it is dumber. This isn't our business at this time. What we should be doing is just accept the refugees. Her economy will collapse since they have no manufacturing employees.

On a funny note, wait until the President gets PMS!! War on everyone will be declared LOLOOC:Man shut you lame ass up talkin about some P.M.S.

"rabid warmongering dogs?"
How would you feel if someone forced you to become a woman or man depending on your gender?

Freckula Garzivonni
High Ruler of The Holy Republic of Camel Eaters

p.s. and as for the rape thing well hmm

OOC: And how exactly did you read that, when it wasn't sent to you, and was encrypted (I.e. unreadable by you)

IC:

<Transmission>
To: Freckula Garzivonni
From: MAFCC Foreign Office

The King himself has no time for your petty claims, only to enquire as to where it is you came across such ridiculous accusations. No member of the Royal Family has ever described any nation in such a manner, and it is recommended that in future, you take extreme caution in who you make up these vicious rumours about, especially when your nation of choice is over 150 times your size....

<End Transmission>

OOC: Yes, and when you do, I'll make a hole in your capital planet with a Terakite shell before draining out the core and enslaving your entire population...
OOC: This is werid.
1. I'm RPing as a modren tech nation so you might not even be in space yet,
2. Why? I'd ignore you as this is modren tech
3. You don't know where my planet is
4. It's not even in the same universe

OOC: This is werid.
1. I'm RPing as a modren tech nation so you might not even be in space yet,
2. Why? I'd ignore you as this is modren tech
3. You don't know where my planet is
4. It's not even in the same universe

OOC:

Ah, so dropships are modern tech then? Right, just so i know.

OOC: This is werid.
1. I'm RPing as a modren tech nation so you might not even be in space yet,
2. Why? I'd ignore you as this is modren tech
3. You don't know where my planet is
4. It's not even in the same universe

OOC: Ah, so you're modern tech AND you have a planet in another universe? Not too shabby! Actually, skip the ignore, I just going to pummel your nation with those modern-tech 300mm cannons I was talking about....

I would like to remind all nations that war against feminary ( or atleast my war, the most dangerous to the civilian population) could have been avoided if the government ahd agreed to install shower cameras. They didnt, soo

Feminary :sniper:

OOC: Ah, so you're modern tech AND you have a planet in another universe? Not too shabby! Actually, skip the ignore, I just going to pummel your nation with those modern-tech 300mm cannons I was talking about....
OOC: Your an idiot, you really are. I am RPing as a modern tech nations JUST FOR THIS RP. You know why? Because I like to RP. And if this was future RP you wouldn't even know where to start looking for me. This doesnt reallt effect me I just like to modern tech RP somtimes.

OOC: Your an idiot, you really are. I am RPing as a modern tech nations JUST FOR THIS RP. You know why? Because I like to RP. And if this was future RP you wouldn't even know where to start looking for me. This doesnt reallt effect me I just like to modern tech RP somtimes.

OOC: Yes, but you still have a capitol I can attack. And there are things called omni-versal sensors. They detect on all levels of the STC. So go trekwank with TFU or something...

Preparations for the landing were taking longer than planned. No decent way could be thought of to unload the large amount of munitions onto Feminany, safely and quickly. So it was going slowly. Preliminary troops and helicopters surrounded a decent sized field, as chellian forces of the 312th began surging in.

OOC: Ok, for a 2002 nation, you're being an idiot. No preperation, a tiny, badly worded, 4-sentence invasion post, and absolutely no numbers of your troops at all?

OOC: Yes, but you still have a capitol I can attack. And there are things called omni-versal sensors. They detect on all levels of the STC. So go trekwank with TFU or something...
Yeah so you prove your idiocy yet again. I never ment I would kill them all. Just ones who get in the way. Plus I might even pull out I'm short on time.
You do realize that there are trillions upon trillions of alertnate universes. you have no idea which one to look in 1st. Plus I wouldn't RP with you anyway.

From the desk of the president:

You can still stop this crisis. Please cease hostilities and attend tommorrows confrence.

thank you for your consideration

---
Meanwhile troops evacuate civilians to undisclosed emergency bunkers to protect their lives.

Yeah so you prove your idiocy yet again. I never ment I would kill them all. Just ones who get in the way. Plus I might even pull out I'm short on time.
You do realize that there are trillions upon trillions of alertnate universes. you have no idea which one to look in 1st. Plus I wouldn't RP with you anyway.
OOC: Only because you know you'd lose horribly. Also, it analyzes the stretches of the STC, and it doesn't analyze all of all of them. Just the nearby ones which are of a meetable frequency for us. Which locks it down quite a bit. And, with the stretch analysis, I can determine which of the universe hold sentient life. Then count those out, which leaves me only a few to flick through with thousands of sensors.

The Kingdom of Cullenus does not wish to go to war with Feminany, much less kill anybody.

We simply saw that Feminany had banished all males in her nation and forced the ones that didn't leave to undergo a sex change. Cullenus does not like this very much and thinks it wrong. So, we (mockingly at the time) created a law in our nation to ban all females. So now Cullenus is only male, having deported all females to Miratha.

Now we do see, however, that the males can be angered by this action. Afterall, we did take away one of their most prized pleasures. So we have decided that the law illegalizing the female gender will only be temporary.

Instead of war, Cullenus decided to march all of our sex-craving men into Feminany (more or less to mock them), and well basically rape them as an alternative to war. This would be called the Great Rape. And afterwards the law would then be repealled allowing females back into Cullenus.

So we actually have THREE sides to this conflict:
-Those who want peace.
-Those who want war.
-Those who want rape.

OOC: Can't we all just be civil please?

OOC: Only because you know you'd lose horribly. Also, it analyzes the stretches of the STC, and it doesn't analyze all of all of them. Just the nearby ones which are of a meetable frequency for us. Which locks it down quite a bit. And, with the stretch analysis, I can determine which of the universe hold sentient life. Then count those out, which leaves me only a few to flick through with thousands of sensors.
I know I would lose you idiot. Kuz I dont have the timet to technobabble my way out of everything. Your one of the reasons the War aganist GZ is a disaster. Plus I've never fired a shot at your nation and never plan to. Plus if GZ survives Im taking all his siz( not like hes gonna make it anyway)

The Kingdom of Cullenus does not wish to go to war with Feminany, much less kill anybody.

We simply saw that Feminany had banished all males in her nation and forced the ones that didn't leave to undergo a sex change. Cullenus does not like this very much and thinks it wrong. So, we (mockingly at the time) created a law in our nation to ban all females. So now Cullenus is only male, having deported all females to Miratha.

Now we do see, however, that the males can be angered by this action. Afterall, we did take away one of their most prized pleasures. So we have decided that the law illegalizing the female gender will only be temporary.

Instead of war, Cullenus decided to march all of our sex-craving men into Feminany (more or less to mock them), and well basically rape them as an alternative to war.

So we actually have THREE sides to this conflict:
-Those who want peace.
-Those who want war.
-Those who want rape.

That would be me >_>

IC:

...In other news, word of the planned "Great Rape" is spreading like a wildfire throughout the population of Tyrandis. Approximately 20,000 Morning Musume soldiers will participate in the rape, despite being females.

Pentboy Productions has secured rights to film the military action, and will release a pornographic film upon the "war"'s end.

We believe Feminany is being totally unFunky. We shall crusade with you!!!

OOC: Urg....enough with the puppet wank whoever you are!

>>Adding "Generic empire, Sevaris, East Coast Federation, Jackdonia, Nikolaos The Great, Debian-Linux, Borman Empire, Roach-Busters, Chellis, Sir Peter the sage, Boghetto, CRACKPIE, Camel Eaters, AeroSpaceCity, UltraFunk" to black list......

>>Data Transfer complete.

>>Ceasing all trade with "Generic empire, Sevaris, East Coast Federation, Jackdonia, Nikolaos The Great, Debian-Linux, Borman Empire, Roach-Busters, Chellis, Sir Peter the sage, Boghetto, CRACKPIE, Camel Eaters, AeroSpaceCity, UltraFunk".......

>>Estimated losses in Iuthian revenue: $00.00 (USD)

>>Electronic Transfers blocked, mailmerge sent to Iuthian business owners...

OOC: Concidering none of the attacking nations have followed the role-play rule regarding taking turns in a freeform conflict, so far the attackers are only moving towards this nation and haven't actually got near it yet because in freeform combat you have to allow the nation the chance to defend itself, otherwise she can and will just ignore all of you and I will laugh at your stupidity.

Chellis, you should know better... take your time dumb ass.

ooc: To agree with iuthia... Who was somewhat faster than I was...

I dunno why... I assume you have serious issues... Crossdressers not wanting to be reminded of their secret hobby, females trapped in a male body, or simply penis size issues...

Well, it has to be one of this three, I cannot find another reason for all of you to jump to OMG WAR! on a five million nation (with a rather decent and amusing writing style) than your... Ahum... Aforementioned issues, and your unconscious desire to hide them, not wanting to be reminded of them. (Take your pick).

Now, for technicalities.

Chellis, this apparently great war roleplayer does three posts, doesn't wait for a single reply by the player he is attacking for whatever reason (Possibly to prove his OMG SUPERIORITY over a 5- 6 mio people nation) and lands on the shores, bombs, and so on...

This isn't funny, it isn't ridiculous, it is merely stupid. Also, Feminany is just next to your nation (Well, actually, to a dozen or so nations) so you can just land, without, say, needing time to, ahum... Arrive?

Nothing? No replies from the victim?

Yeah, right.

You know, one needs to prepare military operations. (You didn't know that, did you?)

So far, every single nation having its forces magically close to Feminany's shores, troops on their costs, bombers in its skies, and so on, is ignorefodder for her, nothing else. And you (I assume you all know who you are... Though all things considered, I may be wrong...) can happily consider the fact that you need to learn. A lot. For example, basic logic, knowledge, and possibly chapter 1 of 'How to write an IC post'.

I haven't seen a single nation declaring war in a sane way, instead, I just see OMG I'M BIG!!!11 I ANNEX!!!11.

A 5- 6 mio people nation with no military. And even here, you disregard the most basic FFRP rules and just rush on.

Worthless. Congratulations, this does not make it any bigger.

This said, I sincerely hope this thread is ignored by Feminany. Nonetheless...

IC:

Monetistan

"And?" Frank Holms looked at his secretary, somewhat annoyed,. Sure, he didn't like the... flawed ideology in Feminany, but that was secondary. Profit before morals. And here, profit was possible.

"Nothing. It seems a couple nations have declared war... A lot of movements are visible... But mostly cardboard fakes, no idea why."

"Ah, I see... Well, send them our offer, anyway. I don't want to disregard this chance, even though..." He hesitated.

"Because they could cut you off, Sir?" His secretary, a rather nice woman in her late twenties, gigled. "I could like it, there."

"Oh, Just..."

More giggles.

From: The Corporate Conglomerate (Monetistan)
To: Feminany
Subject: Compensation Issues of National Leaders resulting in Declarations of War

"We have noticed quite a few nations being willing to... Outlive the puberty of their leaders by way of invading you over a minor issue. Now, I will be honest: I *do* disagree with the decision of your people. Nonetheless, it *is* your decision, and I have no intention of taking this right away from you.

However, considering your... lack of nations to trade with, we would like to fill this gap, to establish an *exclusive* economic relationship with your honourable nation.

Now, it is obvious that being ravaged by teenage boys with guns and compensation issues is *bad* for the economy. Thus, should you be willing to agree on such an exclusive economic relationship (Most favoured status for our corporations)we would be.. *delighted* to assist you in your defense.

Sincerely,

~ Frank Holmes, Monetistan

Council Statement

While the Feminary position of banning Males was the act of an Immature society, the responses we have seen, the declarations of war have been even lower. To be honest you Mon-Keigh are a truely fascinating race, you seem to sink ever lower. Tell me, would it make much differance to your people that a nation bans a Gender, You can by all means say it is a pathetic move. You can point out that in response you won't trade with them, or ask them to reconsider. You can class them as something other than they claim...

But to Go to war?
To threaten Rape, and to want to film it for entertainment...
All of you are children, who seek to show how large your Genitals are with war and explosions... Children, so be it. Fight and kill each other, die for what cause, when the Families of the dead soldiers ask that simple question, you will be able to say with pride I hope... 'Because they made our Genitals feel uncomfortable, because we where insecure.'

Truly a noble cause or what about when the children of all those men being driven out ask Where's Daddy and their mother is forced to answer Daddy's gone because he wouldn't get a sex change or Daddy's gone because no one would stand up for the males of our people or You never had a Daddy. My people do not fight for lunacy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We fight so that those children will never be forced to ask those questions not so that my genitals feel bigger.

Freckula Garzivonni
High Ruler of The Holy Republic of Camel Eaters

Truly a noble cause or what about when the children of all those men being driven out ask Where's Daddy and their mother is forced to answer Daddy's gone because he wouldn't get a sex change or Daddy's gone because no one would stand up for the males of our people or You never had a Daddy. My people do not fight for lunacy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We fight so that those children will never be forced to ask those questions not so that my genitals feel bigger.

Freckula Garzivonni
High Ruler of The Holy Republic of Camel Eaters


Multiple exclamation points, a sure sign of a diseased mind..... In any case, it isn't lunacy to attack a weak, defenceless enemy who you are 100 times bigger, it's just bad form. I hope Feminany up and IGNORE cannons the entire thread.

From the office of Heather Jizan I, Queen of Feminaria:

"Having witnessed the preparations for this pointless war, and most notably the talk about raping the entire population, our nation is... shocked by such barbarism. We're airdropping in a shipment of 8'000 gas grenade launchers with a generous supply of ammunition; the gas in question has proven to cause impotence in male humans (and, in fact, most other mammals as well) lasting up towards a week, as well as temporary drowsiness (male or female). It does not, however, cause any permanent injury, but it should help deter rapists."

OOC: It was this or vaginal poison injector implants, but I'm not quite on a cybernetic level just yet... ;)

Dumpster does *NOT* agree with Feminaria idea's, we even accepted over 500.000 males from they're country. We do however find war upon this nation unacceptable, any acts of agression(I mean real ones, not godmodding) will be treated in the harshest way possible.

*deep breath*

WHOAH! I get back and puff, theres a ten page war against me, with around ten billion soldiers attacking my shores!

For a start, none of you know anything about my country, save a couple of snippets in my first RP. Second, I'm not just going to role over and die. So if anyone wants to invade me please TG and we will sort out a closed RP.

Thank you.

Sorry for the noob question, but what is a "closed roleplay"?

Only pre-determined people can RP in it.

Only pre-determined people can RP in it.


*kitty eyes*

*tag*

President John is against the idea of outlawing the male gender. This is not only an intrusion of civil rights, it is against the laws of nature and God. Therefore, we join EAC and send 15 million troops to Feminary along with:


20 Nimitz class battleships
1,000 HP Elite Destroyers
1,000 HP Elite Submarines
10,000 Mobile AA guns
1,000 Patriot Anti-Missle systems
500 ICBM Launchers
1,600 F-15Es
1,500 F-18As
2,000 Bradley tanks
1,900 HP Elite tanks


OOC: I might not reply often as i am sick with a minor cold and a stomach flu.

and send 18 million troops to Feminary

*rolls eyes*

Again, no future tech.

I am truly sorry.

*looks around innocently* what?

I am declaring war on Feminality, but to liberate it, and to unleash hordes of men into the surrounding area.

Why? Because you're racist, and, well, my troops are disgusted.

And before you start to disagree, I'm not using any ships, just the legions I announced on your aid thread.

See your feminists on the battlefield...bitch!

Liquidus Snake.

I am declaring war on Feminality, but to liberate it, and to unleash hordes of men into the surrounding area.

Why? Because you're racist, and, well, my troops are disgusted.

And before you start to disagree, I'm not using any ships, just the legions I announced on your aid thread.

See your feminists on the battlefield...bitch!

Liquidus Snake.

Actualy pig, you will face my troops on the field of battle, men and women battlehardened by years of conflict and training who will show you the true meaning of power. And if your realy unlucky, you'll find me roaming the battlefields and trust me they have yet to find something that can stop me let alone kill me.

See you on the battlefield....rapist!

Emperor Rift, a TRUE warrior of men

Outer Heaven MK II: Seeing as she didn't allow your people into her nation...

I.G.N.O.R.E.D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v258/Iuthia/Misc/Box.jpg
Solid Snake in a Box

Official statement by the confederacy
"We hereby call upon all nations that consider themselves cilvilized to stop this madness. War is no solution, let us instead try to talk to Feminany and see if we can not get them to understand our reasons for objecting."

My people aren't even there yet, and the hordes won't be unleashed until after the war is won. BTW, kool box pic.

Oh and the men aren't rapists, they're actually middle class men, like laywers and advertisers etc.

Attention! We have to withdraw our troops for a war between our allies and some country may breakout. We are not a part of this war anymore.

The people of Doom777 want to war.
However, we will wait until the resolution of the peace conference. After that, unless we're pursuaded not to, we will invade Feminany. For now, all our troops are in DEFCON1, and are practicing the invasion, the generals are drawing up invasion plans.

>>Adding "Generic empire, Sevaris, East Coast Federation, Jackdonia, Nikolaos The Great, Debian-Linux, Borman Empire, Roach-Busters, Chellis, Sir Peter the sage, Boghetto, CRACKPIE, Camel Eaters, AeroSpaceCity, UltraFunk" to black list......

>>Data Transfer complete.

>>Ceasing all trade with "Generic empire, Sevaris, East Coast Federation, Jackdonia, Nikolaos The Great, Debian-Linux, Borman Empire, Roach-Busters, Chellis, Sir Peter the sage, Boghetto, CRACKPIE, Camel Eaters, AeroSpaceCity, UltraFunk".......

>>Estimated losses in Iuthian revenue: $00.00 (USD)

>>Electronic Transfers blocked, mailmerge sent to Iuthian business owners...

To be fair Sir Peter's military never attacked feminany. My troops are still on stand-by. Perhaps I did make them get there way too soon. But this was my first "war" so give me a break.

On another note, while our nation vowed our military support to Roach-Busters we do not in any way, shape or form, support the intentional murder or raping of civilians. Such practices are barbaric and must not be allowed to happen! And Sir Peter doesn't like being mentioned in the same sentence as the nations that were planning to do so, which is the reason for this post. Sir Peter has just issued a statement that our nation will leave this coalition in protest of the barbaric practices planned for this war.

O, almost forgot. Yes, I did notice that message was encoded but im not rping right now and I just felt like responding to it.

Sir Peter has just issued a statement that we will defend feminany's civilians against any would be murderers/rapists if need be (our current forces there will remain on standby for that purpose). However, this does not let feminany's government off the hook after these jackals have been stopped.

Ive only seen like 3 attackers respond, where is everyone else?

The peace conference:

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=6979450&posted=1#post6979450

il go

I'll go as well, but not now...

O, almost forgot. Yes, I did notice that message was encoded but im not rping right now and I just felt like responding to it.

I don't mind people noticing it, I didn't code it to make it secret, otherwise I would have noted "Secret IC".

Basically the reason for all nations being on that list is because they are prepared to enforce their laws on another nation. Iuthia is against your violent war which will kill thousands of innocents because you guys don't like their laws.

Perhaps you will try invade Iuthia for being a dictatorship, albeit, a benevolent one. I can't be sure, if you can't respect a nations right to rule itself then you are a danger to Iuthia.

((OOC: Alright, from the looks of it, this has become another damn flame war. In order to preseve my sanity and my immense ego, I am withdrawing from this RP. It seems like it's going nowhere, and I have better things to do.))

im a dictatorship or empire, and not imposing my laws on someone else. I followed an ally in. Now that Generic empire pulled out i am tempted to, but RB is in so i won't. However Crackpie has threatened to use bio-weapons on civilians. I expect they wont be comtaminated too well and reprecussions will come so my soldiers are going onto ships stationed out of Femanazi's waters untill the threat is taken out or the law is repealed.

Though Mobopia is a newly created nation we give full backing to the ECF
:sniper: :mp5:

I followed an ally in.

Best reason for going to war I've read all day. "My friend is in a war so nevermind why he's going to war, he's my ally and I must join him".

Please note that Roach-Busters threatened my ally, so we won't be removing him from the list anytime soon.

Official Transmission from the Underground Army of Demonic Gophers to all Coalition leaders:
You idiots do realize that if you go through with this attack you'll be making a martyr of an entire country, right? Such an action is certain to increase sympathy for their cause throughout the world, and I'm sure none of us want that! I find it difficult to understand this lunacy; I can only assume that you are scared, and believe that if you allow this nation to survive their philosophy and actions will spead. I, for one, am not afraid. I know that my people recognize the need for balance and the value of differences; furthermore, I am confident in my ability to crush any rebellion that might occur.
This is absurd! I don't approve of the choice Feminany made, but at least they didn't simply execute everyone who resisted. Indeed, they were careful to make sure those who chose exile would be well treated! This tiny nation can hardly be considered a significant military threat, and an attack on them is utterly pointless. I am hardly one for humanitarian concerns, but any nation that attacks Feminany without better reason than this, and with no serious effort at compromise, will have gopher trouble in any of their territory I gain access to. Be you warned!
-Zeek, High Lord of the Tunnels, Supreme Leader of the Demonic Gopher Army.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Do you think you could have, perhaps, been a little more diplomatic, chief?"

"No, Lira; not this time. For some reason, this insanity annoyed me. I'm all in favor of spreading chaos, but this situation is just ridiculous!"

The Communications Officer considered that statement for a moment.
"I suppose you're right..."

OOC: I'd have posted this earlier (I started it this morning), but I was busy with classes.

I support the declaration and will offer full-support.

Ew... this is beggining to look like puppet wank.

Nevermind, I give up with these people. I'll keep their names on the black list for future reference but otherwise this isn't my problem. I have serious RP to keep up with.

My ally has offered signifigant aid and so i follow them to any and all conflicts i can compete in. That's that.

How many wars have began because of the charms of a young woman? So, now before to many of you start thinking with your small head, pause and think with your brain……….
The rambings of an old and diseased mind..

TenBears

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The Boghetto 3rd infantry lead by Gen.Zurk Daturk attacks the capital of Feminany killing 3,000 women soldiers only few civilan casualties at this time Boghetto plains to aid civilans only.


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The Boghetto 3rd infantry lead by Gen.Zurk Daturk attacks the capital of Feminany killing 3,000 women soldiers only few civilan casualties at this time Boghetto plains to aid civilans only.


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OOC: See the conference thread

OOC: Iuthia, LLR, Whoever that other dude was.

I see no reason to make some great Role-play on this. Im not taking anything over. Im fighting an idiotic roleplayer who isnt responding after days. This is pretty much just an international gang-bang, and I see no reason to put to much effort into it.

I sent one division and a battle-group to the nation, and waited a bit for posting further. Im not just going to sit around and wait forever. I havnt posted losses of hers. If she has any complaints about what I have done, I am willing to reverse them if they are on target.

This RP is just for me to show off the evil image of Chellis, IC, basically. I sent one division, that is a number of troops. For chellis, you can assume a division is, on average, 16,000 troops. For an artillery division, probably about 200 Mirca IV ICV, 150 Antigone Artillery units, about 400 Medium trucks for supply and transport, I have about 80 Rafales on the Carrier, and a Chellian CVG is typically the same as a heavy american CVG(A few attack subs, oilers, transports, cruisers, destroyers, etc). The troops are mainly armed with Chellian LGW P14 8.89mm rifles, both the x63mm and x45mm versions.

Chellian forces came up on the east coast of Feminany. Recon missions were sent out by UAV's, and the city and a seemingly undefended landing zone were detected. Operations began as such.

Im not getting to detailed as I fear Feminany wont even respond. Im a fine RPer, but whats the point when your rp partner isnt?

Chickenovia will pledge its 1st and 7th Airborne Divisions to the ECF. This evil must be stopped!

somewhere in the wilds of Feminany

Around one thousand men of Feminany were hiding in the woods, thy did not wish to leave their land or change sex. they all had received a leaflet that said
"Don't let the Goverment that claims to represent your land, Feminany be a martyer. They have threatened your rights as a human. show the world that men do care for eqauality, show them you will not have your nation be ruled by a goverment that only whihses to imortalize itself, rise up! fight back, recruit women who agree with your veiw of eqaulity! Free your nation!"
The all sat in the darkness, some quietly talking amongst themselves then they heard a a rustle to thes south, and then a voice in broken Feminanian said
"Have you come to answer the call of Equality?"
it was the people who dropped the leaflets
"yes!" replied many
"good, I am from Mikalastan, we wish to aid the figh for eqaulity, me and my sqaud will teach you all in tactics and strategy, in two days we will meet up with another squad that has a suplly of weapons for you, then you shall start your revolution"
Thje men began to listen closely

"Now" the Mikal said "Combat is....."

OOC: Feminany, respond to my attacks or I will continue my actions.

Soldiers have been redeployed at the borders of our land. If feminary does not agree with the conference's rules we have agreed to use military force.

OOC: Feminany, respond to my attacks or I will continue my actions.
OOC: I can't do much to you, but you may find the gophers a severe nuisance, and very difficult to get rid of. Zeek has made up his mind to attack anyone who invades Feminany, and he's rather stubborn.
Of course, if you're located on an isolated island or a different planet there isn't much they can do, but there are D.G. outposts on most continents, and they're even harder to keep out than regular gophers.

We've agreed to use force if the resolution isn't agreed to and carried out

OOC: I can't do much to you, but you may find the gophers a severe nuisance, and very difficult to get rid of. Zeek has made up his mind to attack anyone who invades Feminany, and he's rather stubborn.
Of course, if you're located on an isolated island or a different planet there isn't much they can do, but there are D.G. outposts on most continents, and they're even harder to keep out than regular gophers.

OOC:...wtf?

OOC: Continue the invasion, and you will be attacked (unless D.G. forces can't get to you). The D.G.s can't do much damage to a nation your size, but they're still probably more trouble than the invasion is worth.

The transports kicked off from Chellis. Residing in them, along with a large amount of munitions and some defensive ships to convoy, were the Einsatzgruppen dh elevz. 2,800 elevz, or Elvan soldiers, waited to be cast into the fighting. One of the best trained forces in Chellis, and for their purpose quite possibly one of the best trained in the world. They could be considered special operations. They could be considered evil. What they were were slaughterers. These elves, some hundreds of years old with constant training to go with it, were heavy clad with weapons. Most carried P14's with large amounts of ammunition. Most carried at least one RPO-A. Many carried grenade launchers, flame throwers, high-explosives, and more. They dont rely on supplies however. A raid on a liquer store can bring hundreds of molotov cocktails for the Elevz to use. An attack on a gas station may take out a city block, where another route would take much more work. Skilled in taking out the population of a nation, they simply go through killing everything in sight, as effectively as possible. If they run out of ammo, they throw down their weapons and take an enemies. If they are attacked by military forces, they will use the urban situations they are skilled in to easily take out the enemy. The only way they can be stopped is to destroy the city with them in it. Even that is hardly possible.

These men sat in the transports, going over every UAV map they were given. They prepared. They prepared to kill, with no mercy. They just had to ship to their location.

Meanwhile, Demonic Gopher soldiers stash supplies throughout the country, and move into an ever-growing network of tunnels. Observation posts, sniping platforms, and rocket emplacements are erected.

Secret IC:
Meanwhile 12 divisions of 15,000 ITDGF soldiers were prepareing to disembark for Feminany. They were each dressed for urban combat and carried their XM8's, OICW's and their M-1911-A1 .45 caliber pistols. They also prepared their advanced prototypes for the new X class Amorphous armor, which is designed for increased flexibility and increased strength against enemy fire. ITD also prepared an assortment of howitzers and tanks to aide the soldiers in the invasion.

In Sevaris, the guards of Lt General Daniel Reck prepared for another mission.

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OOC: By the way, the most common D.G. weapon is poison darts, just so you know....

RAWR! I'M BIG! ACKNOWLEDGE ME!

You know... Failing to notice that one Feminany post where she makes clear that a war would be invite only (Which is only fair and logical, considering the fuckton of bullshit in this thread) while demanding that she acknowledges/ reads your happy spring of godmodes... Could strike one as... Odd.

It is also amusing that you go 'RAWR! I DON'T NEED TO RP FAIR! THIS THREAD IS SHIT AND I'M GOING TO BE SHIT, TOO!'... Though I will grant you that admitting it is at least something... Why you don't realise that you just admitted to be an ignorable retard is beyond me, though.

IC:

A few men were talking, giggling, on board of the Aphrodite, a (now dead) cruise liner, crossing the sea... The cataclysm had hit them, too, and the few survivors were half insane, enjoying the news.

Yes, indeed, enjoying them. Knowing about such a giant amount of pubescent national leaders... Yes, it was quite impressive.

Too bad that they were elsewhere... It would probably be fun, watching.

OOC: Iuthia, LLR, Whoever that other dude was.

I see no reason to make some great Role-play on this. Im not taking anything over. Im fighting an idiotic roleplayer who isnt responding after days. This is pretty much just an international gang-bang, and I see no reason to put to much effort into it.

OOC: "OMG I DON'T NEED TO RP PROPERLY BECAUSE THIS NATION CAN'T RESOND TO MY THREAD ON THE SAME FREAKING NIGHT I POST THREE ATTACK POSTS ON!!!!!!!1!

Has it occured to you that from what I've seen she is only on for a hour a night... and what I've read so far she seems to be outclassing your idiocy.

If you want to be taken seriously, do things properly, but hey guess what... freeform RP, she can ignore this thread if she wants... but then again she can't keep up with pricks like you who incist on RPing a war at the speed of three posts while she's not around.

I would suggest an ignore of this thread and a more serious organised attempt if you aren't just going n00b hunting...

You are meant to be better then this.

"[R]ole-playing etiquette enforced."

Thread locked.

Cullenus, that whole "rape the nation" thing is over the line. 3 day ban.