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It's my great pleasure to announce that my wife Yuna is expecting a baby within 8 months. We do not know yet whether it's a boy or girl.

-Kaiser Alec Mannerheim-Alessandri.

It's my great pleasure to announce that my wife Yuna is expecting a baby within 8 months. We do not know yet whether it's a boy or girl.

-Kaiser Alec Mannerheim-Alessandri.
OOC:Its yours or CMs right? J/K

"We hope its a girl..."said
Foreign Minister Dr. Alice al Bin Umayyad
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/02/27/review.twisted.ap/story.judd.paramount.jpg

RL or on the game?

I'm a mom in real life :)

RL or on the game?

I'm a mom in real life :)
Its in the game.

The Federated Concordat congratulates Sevaris and its royal family on the coming baby.

OOC:Its yours or CMs right? J/K

"We hope its a girl..."said
Foreign Minister Dr. Alice al Bin Umayyad
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/02/27/review.twisted.ap/story.judd.paramount.jpg


"Of course it's mine. Fortunately, I've not let Fabus near my wife."

RL or on the game?

I'm a mom in real life :)

In the game, of course. I'm only 14.

"We offer our congratulations on the upcoming addition to your family. We would like to offer the services of the Church of True Israel to baptize your child in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost." Bertrand Navarre (Field Marshal, Imperial Wizard of the WKM, and head of the Church of True Israel)

"We offer our congratulations on the upcoming addition to your family. We would like to offer the services of the Church of True Israel to baptize your child in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost." Bertrand Navarre (Field Marshal, Imperial Wizard of the WKM, and head of the Church of True Israel)

"That's not necessary. My wife and I want the child to be baptized Lutheran, as almost everyone in Sevaris is."- Kaiser Alec.

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The Great Armed Republic of Nutropinia would like to extend its congratulations to Alec and Yuna on the child and offer a gift of a private plane to be choosen from this thread: (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=349884)

OOC:May we see a pic of Yuna?

The Great Armed Republic of Nutropinia would like to extend its congratulations to Alec and Yuna on the child and offer a gift of a private plane to be choosen from this thread: (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=349884)

"We thank Nutropinia for their generosity. We would like a PC-12."

OOC:May we see a pic of Yuna?

OOC: Hang on...gotta find a good one.

Fan Illustration: http://www.cannonspike.com/CamFan/Lowena/ko-misc/lowena-yuna-july02.jpg -She's in the center.

Squaresoft pic: http://podezing.free.fr/kaolla/wallpapers/yuna.jpg

Yeah- I kinda did rip her out of FFX/X-2, but, what the hell.

The Plane shall be yours. The plane shall be delivered in one NS year.

The Plane shall be yours. The plane shall be delivered in one NS year.

Again, we thank the Nutropinian government for their generosity.

Secret IC:


Christine Fabus, Curtis Fabus, and Roger Fabus were all sitting around chatting.


(Christine) "I heard Yuna and Alec of Sevaris are going to have a baby."

(Curtis) "I wonder who the father is... I mean, nothing."

Christine slaps his hand and said, "Curtis, you know I don't like to bringing up that sort of thing... I don't care what you've done before, I know about, but I love you and don't want to hear you mention the women you've been with."


Curtis picked her up in his arms and kissed her and said, "You know damn well sis, you're the only gal for me."

Roger sat back and sighed, then said, "Well I hope Yuna miscarries."

Christine was shocked, "What kind of thing is that to say Roger?"

(Roger) "The Sevarian bitch is probably wishing the same about your child, Christine... You know that."

(Christine) "I don't know. But anyway, Curtis and I are going upstairs... To... Read a book."

Curtis smiled as he started to carry her upstairs, "Well Sis, which book do you want to read?" he said with a grin... She looked at him and said, "How about no book." He kissed her and said, "Sounds good to me."

Roger sat there, cursing Sevaris to himself...

Dictator Paul 'The Mad' Silver was wondering if Alec and Yuna had noticed that the Curtis Fabus' new child had to have been conceived before marriage.

Congratulations, old boy. Care to have a ballistic-missile submarine?

OOC:


(Christine) "I don't know. But anyway, Curtis and I are going upstairs... To... Read a book."


LOL!

IC:

Congratualtions.

In the game, of course. I'm only 14.


I'm 14 too but I still have a kid.

I'm 14 too but I still have a kid.
OOC:What? O_o

I would like extend a hand of congradulations, to the new parents. I would like to send an artillary men's lugar pistol with the extended barrel as a gift. Not so much for a weapon, more for decoration. It is a fine gun.

Dictator Paul 'The Mad' Silver was wondering if Alec and Yuna had noticed that the Curtis Fabus' new child had to have been conceived before marriage.

We didn't notice that.

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Official Statement from The Soviet Democratic Empire of The Island of Rose:

Let's be honest here. You're pregnant and that's good. But let's face it, you're horny bastards. So I'll give you a choice. An embedded Colt .45 with the initials of the couple, or a "Greatest Hits" list of Rosian porn. Well?
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff

Official Statement from The Soviet Democratic Empire of The Island of Rose:

Let's be honest here. You're pregnant and that's good. But let's face it, you're horny bastards. So I'll give you a choice. An embedded Colt .45 with the initials of the couple, or a "Greatest Hits" list of Rosian porn. Well?
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff

We'll take the Colt .45. And, no, I am not a horny bastard. Neither is my wife.
Thanks for the gift.

-Kaiser Alec.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/Sevaris/kaiseralec.jpg

We'll take the Colt .45. And, no, I am not a horny bastard. Neither is my wife.
Thanks for the gift.

-Kaiser Alec.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/Sevaris/kaiseralec.jpg

Official Statement from The Soviet Democratic Empire of The Island of Rose:

I'm not the one with a pregnant wife now am I? Heh heh, you sly dog. The Colt .45 will arrive... still that porn is good. May God bless you both... or three. Wink.
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff

Tyrandis Civilian Dispatch

TO: Kaiser Alec I
FROM: Executor Xavier Davidson

On behalf of the Imperium, I send my congratulations, as well as a gift.

Inside the crate that arrived with this message, you will find a large metal cage.

In the cage is a Golden Chocobo, a large, rare bird capable of traveling any terrain. It is also exceptionally fast, running at a maximum of 80 mph.

http://www.kristasalter.com/gamesguru/ffvii/goldchocobo.jpg

Please note that you will need to feed it Syklis Greens and the occasional Zeio Nut to keep it in top condition.

http://www.adventchildren.net/ff7ac/movie/images/char-cloud.jpg
Executor Xavier Davidson
Executor of the Imperium of Tyrandis


EDIT: FF VII > FF X/X-2.

Official Statement from The Soviet Democratic Empire of The Island of Rose:

I'm not the one with a pregnant wife now am I? Heh heh, you sly dog. The Colt .45 will arrive... still that porn is good. May God bless you both... or three. Wink.
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff

Thanks.
Kaiserine Yuna
http://photobucket.com/albums/v463/Sevaris/kaiserineyuna.jpg

Tyrandis Civilian Dispatch

TO: Kaiser Alec I
FROM: Executor Xavier Davidson

On behalf of the Imperium, I send my congratulations, as well as a gift.

Inside the crate that arrived with this message, you will find a large wooden crate.

Inside is a Golden Chocobo, a large, rare bird capable of traveling any terrain. It is also exceptionally fast, running at a maximum of 80 mph.

http://www.kristasalter.com/gamesguru/ffvii/goldchocobo.jpg

Please note that you will need to feed it Syklis Greens and the occasional Zeio Nut to keep it in top condition.

http://www.adventchildren.net/ff7ac/movie/images/char-cloud.jpg
Executor Xavier Davidson
Executor of the Imperium of Tyrandis


Cool- A chocobo- I always wanted one of these since I left Spira.
-Kaiserine Yuna Mannerheim-Alessandri
http://photobucket.com/albums/v463/Sevaris/kaiserineyuna.jpg

A chocobo? Oh, right- Yunie told me about these.
-Kaiser Alec Mannerheim-Alessandri
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/Sevaris/kaiseralec.jpg

To: Kaiser Alec Mannerheim-Alessandri
From: President Louis Steinberg, Kramden of West Cedarbrook

Dear Kaiser:

I speak for the entire Kramden in congratulating you and the Kaiserine on the impending happy occasion. Sevaris has been a good neighbor and a champion of freedom.

It is our pleasure to send your family one Carosel, with portable power system for the new baby's enjoyment. And for the Kaiserine's relief in the meantime a full DVD set of the episodes of "The Honeymooners".

To: Kaiser Alec Mannerheim-Alessandri
From: President Louis Steinberg, Kramden of West Cedarbrook

Dear Kaiser:

I speak for the entire Kramden in congratulating you and the Kaiserine on the impending happy occasion. Sevaris has been a good neighbor and a champion of freedom.

It is our pleasure to send your family one Carosel, with portable power system for the new baby's enjoyment. And for the Kaiserine's relief in the meantime a full DVD set of the episodes of "The Honeymooners".

We thank you for your gifts. I know Yuna can especially use the DVDs. She's been testy as of late. (No surprise why)
-Kaiser Alec.

Cool- A chocobo- I always wanted one of these since I left Spira.
-Kaiserine Yuna Mannerheim-Alessandri
http://photobucket.com/albums/v463/Sevaris/kaiserineyuna.jpg


"What is this 'Spira' you speak about? The only place that Chocobos can possibly exist naturally is Tyrandis.

I recall that when I and my followers first came to the land, it was populated by indolent savages who feared any form of technology. They prayed to something called 'Yevon' or another, and were in constant terror of some giant monster that destroyed villages at will.

These weak, pathetic fools were then exterminated by my faction. They tried to make a stand at some place called Besaid, but a few WEAPONs swiftly crushed the resistance."

http://www.adventchildren.net/media/screens/aug16/p900iv12.jpg
Executor Xavier Davidson
Executor of the Imperium

"What is this 'Spira' you speak about? The only place that Chocobos can possibly exist naturally is Tyrandis.

I recall that when I and my followers first came to the land, it was populated by indolent savages who feared any form of technology. They prayed to something called 'Yevon' or another, and were in constant terror of some giant monster that destroyed villages at will.

These weak, pathetic fools were then exterminated by my faction. They tried to make a stand at some place called Besaid, but a few WEAPONs swiftly crushed the resistance."

http://www.adventchildren.net/media/screens/aug16/p900iv12.jpg
Executor Xavier Davidson
Executor of the Imperium

Yuna has some memories of her homeland. She remembers there were chocobos there. However, it could be the alcohol. Oh- and that Yevon stuff is bull. She's a Lutheran now.

-Kaiser Alec Mannerheim-Alessandri
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/Sevaris/kaiseralec.jpg

Yuna has some memories of her homeland. She remembers there were chocobos there. However, it could be the alcohol. Oh- and that Yevon stuff is bull. She's a Lutheran now.

-Kaiser Alec Mannerheim-Alessandri
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/Sevaris/kaiseralec.jpg

I see. And you are correct about Yevon being bull.

Upon our conquest of the nation, I personally oversaw the destruction of the various temples. Then the masses were forced to build great centers of technology and business atop the debris.

http://www.adventchildren.net/media/screens/aug16/p900iv12.jpg
Executor Xavier Davidson
Executor of the Imperium

Cullenus sends our congradulations on the new baby.

As a gift we will be sending a beautiful stripper for you and your wife's entertainment.
http://www.plagueangel.net/grotto/images/fatty17b.jpg

OOC:What? O_o


I'm 14......so what? I'm expecting another soon 2.

It's my great pleasure to announce that my wife Yuna is expecting a baby within 8 months. We do not know yet whether it's a boy or girl.

-Kaiser Alec Mannerheim-Alessandri.

From the desk of the president:

The government of the Democratic State of Kinda Sensible People offers our congratulations and hopes for the baby's health.

Due to the sensitivity of our people to the government spending money on another government we are unable to present you with a gift, but oddly enough we just happened to have a full childs play pen that we happened to accidently ship you. Congratulations!

Cullenus sends our congradulations on the new baby.

As a gift we will be sending a beautiful stripper for you and your wife's entertainment.
http://www.plagueangel.net/grotto/images/fatty17b.jpg

OOC:My eyes they burn...agh..you are evil..

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