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(NOTE TO THE READERS: This has already been executed and has been done legaly. Declaring war will be ignored unless those declaring war are in the invaded region. And Credonia can't ignore this, this has already happened.)

The Invasion of the Credonian Region


The Stevid Fifth Fleet, accompanied by fleets from Holy Panooly, Oberammergau and Cuddlebugs convergded Credonia’s home region, flags fluttering in the light breeze. It was evening and the sun was setting fast, silhouetting the Stevid and allied fleets.
Captain James Leeds walked out onto the starboard balcony and stared at his escort group with pride. He smiled. He turned his head towards the horizon that lay before his ship, his pride was instantly replaced with scorn as he saw the region of Credonia and it’s allies. His smile faded as he turned away and re-entered the bridge.

Inside it was hot and tense, he walked over to the radar. The officer on station moved aside to allow the captain more room. Leeds saw his escort fleet scattered around a rather large ship on the radar.
His smile returned to his face in amusement.

“Ironic isn’t it?” he said.
“Sir?” replied the radar operator.
“Well you see, the large ship you see in the centre of your screen is, as you know officer, the one of the two new CVX carriers in our fleet.”
“And the irony is?”
“The irony is my dear fellow is that it was Credonia who made these carriers for us, and yet here we are using them against him.”
“Well at least his region sir.”
“Yes, your quite right, region. This region is devoid of national activity, the UN has no really insignificant meaning in there and…”
“Yes sir…”
“And… I just don’t like them.”
“Well that’s alright sir, you HAVE to like anyone, and in this case you have like them.”
“Why’s that?”
“Well, they’ve let us walk right up to them and knock on their patio door.”
Leeds smile grew larger and he nodded.
“Yes your quite right, so far we’ve met no resistance and we don’t intended to. Stevid and Holy Panooly spies have bypassed their security systems, satellite uplinks early warning radar and disrupted them. This in turn allowed us to proceed into regional waters undetected.”
“I say! Nicely done!”
Leeds grin grew larger still and shook his head as he walked away.
“Your so easily impressed. Well people all we’ve got to wait for is the Fleet Admiral to give the order to attack.”
First Officer Reel turned to the captain.
“When will that be sir?”
“Any minute now. Stay calm and relax, we’ll pull through.”

HMS AKRIA (FLAGSHIP OF THE FIFTH FLEET AND THE ENTIRE STEVID NAVY)

Fleet Admiral West got the final coded message from the allied fleet commander of the Cuddlebug fleet. He had already received confirmation messages from Holy Panooly, Oberammerrgau and Adaptus Astrates saying that the fleets were ready. Now the Cuddlebugs was ready, the attack could begin.

The main objective was gain a significant UN presence in Credonia’s home region and in doing this would make a mockery of Credonia’s security and defensive measures.
The ways the allies are to do this is seize the government building and enact UN legislations into the region. The UN flag will fly in that region along with the flags of the allied nations participating in this invasion.

Fleet Admiral West sent out the code to all fleets to commence bombardment.
The first of the missiles appeared, streaking out of the sea with unbelievable speed. The submarines posed the biggest threat, they had taken on such a payload of missiles that they could fight this war and then fight it again… even harder than before.
Captain’s on all ships ordered missiles to be fired and cannons to be fired. Within minutes the area smelled strongly of cordite and smoke drifted easterly. When the smoke cleared the beachhead was a wreak, and once again Admiral West sent out another coded message out to the fleets, he ordered them to attack again but with man power.

Only an hour later, landing craft were landing on the beachhead and troops and tanks were swarming over the beach. It was a good 24 hour ride (or walk) to the government house.

Admiral West smiled softly and to match, talked softly.
“The battle has just begun, but if we lose now… they’ll rip our bloody arses out and hang them on their kitchen walls.”

OOC: I was looking forward to this, Glad it's finaly done. GO HP.

-tag- (Not best pleased that I cant get involved in this)

~tag~

tag

tag for possible IC involvement

OOC: Note that Credonia is in the Eropid continent.

woot! death to the region

ooc:damm i didn't even Know that Credonia was in this and since were all the way to the north we can't even know about this..so I can't make an IC post yet
but anyways tag

This has been TAGGED by the Commissariat of Foreign Affairs.

Go Credonia!

OOC: Okay if you heavn't been on latey Kai is on VACATION so leave him along until later. When he returns, oh and dont try and attack Eropid you'll lose. Plus if you attack me you'll be defeated swiftly by my Alliances (Ottoman - Victoria - European State Union - Brother in Arms) I could go on but I think you get the point.

OOC: Note that I'm HP's UN puppet

Credonia, Credonia he's our man, if he can't do it....... GREAT.

Get rid of Credonia and his little fan club of brown noses.

OOC: Okay if you heavn't been on latey Kai is on VACATION so leave him along until later. When he returns, oh and dont try and attack Eropid you'll lose. Plus if you attack me you'll be defeated swiftly by my Alliances (Ottoman - Victoria - European State Union - Brother in Arms) I could go on but I think you get the point.

Well boo-fucking-hoo. What you're doing now is perhaps the most n00bish thing when you're member of several alliances.

Smart people all,
It must be easy to invade a region when the founder isn't playing!!!
Credonia left a few days ago and hasn't been on the forum since. Congratulations anyway on taking an inactive region! You must be so proud:)

ACTUALLY, i can ignore this and i will for TWO reasons, 1) Im taking a leave of absence from NS starting this week as you can clearly see in this thread: http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=354479 Note the original posting date

and 2) since we all know who HP is, im ignoring him since he and SOT ignored me when i tried to attack SoT a couple weeks back. So right back at ya.

Enjoy your time on NS guys


Oh and dont IM me on MSN, i dont have time for you! :)

I'd rather drink a bucket of puke then to IM you again ;) Seriously Credonia, you're perhaps the worst roleplayer around here. Sirens of Titan ignored you, big deal. You did the same to him in the past. I don't care hows that!

I'd rather drink a bucket of puke then to IM you again ;) Seriously Credonia, you're perhaps the worst roleplayer around here. Sirens of Titan ignored you, big deal. You did the same to him in the past. I don't care hows that!
Good becuse i'd rather you did too! maybe it would shut you up.
Have you ever met Hataria? Sephiroth? then don't say that Cred is a bad RPer.

I'm curious as to why we are all having so many proxy wars, why doesn't Victoria Alliance and Holy panooly's Alliance just have it out, he says staring at the "BIG RED" button.

Emperor of the O'Faolains, a member of the Victoria Alliance

I'm curious as to why we are all having so many proxy wars, why doesn't Victoria Alliance and Holy panooly's Alliance just have it out, he says staring at the "BIG RED" button.

Emperor of the O'Faolains, a member of the Victoria Alliance
Thats not fair! how come only your alliance gets to kill him!
I want to!!!

You could always apply to join our alliance.

You could always apply to join our alliance.
who's in your alliance?

If you search for Praetonia and his (Ignored) Reprisal invasion of the Sirens of Titan, you will see most of the Members of our Alliance.

Please check your Telegrams. Plus I agree Marxist is a Bigotted Pig, ironic really.

If you search for Praetonia and his (Ignored) Reprisal invasion of the Sirens of Titan, you will see most of the Members of our Alliance.

Please check your Telegrams. Plus I agree Marxist is a Bigotted Pig, ironic really.
He is but his points are absurdly easy to knock down.

ooc: Credonia just because they ignored you doesn't give you the right to ignore him for some stupid reason other then to get back at you. Plus it was a well executed attack...

ooc: Credonia just because they ignored you doesn't give you the right to ignore him for some stupid reason other then to get back at you. Plus it was a well executed attack...
Actually he IS allowed to ignore whoever he wants!
besides you don't get it do you. Credonia is not here! he is on a break from NS!!!

ooc: actualy yes I get it and dont go around starting a flame war....also he can ignore whatever he wants for any reason but thats just bad rping

ooc: Credonia just because they ignored you doesn't give you the right to ignore him for some stupid reason other then to get back at you. Plus it was a well executed attack...

plus no-one can aid credonia, which they should be allowed to, so no, your right, he can't ignore this attack *sarcasm**sarcasm*

I think all this could be rephrased to avoid the flame-baiting that is going on.

Credonia has decided to concentrate on his studies, so I can't complain. Sanctaphrax: this doesn't look good for your Alliance Aplication, just keep it calm. I think you have a tonne of potential, but my colleagues may not be so enlightened.

While we're on the subject, do invite your "sister" I read her post on your regional Board, very encouraging. I don't know how the Alliance will view her low Civil Rights but that can be adjusted over time.

OOC:hehe credonia not even here and he is causing problems. The best thing for everyone is to forget him, he is a poor loser and generally a bad RPer.

IC:Serevi news reporters have joined the invading fleet to broadcast the takeover.

TAG

As a Nation who has Relations with Both Parties and well respected by the NS community, I would Recommend that you Just Ignore Credonia and Pretend he doesn't Exist, Because you can’t Formally Invade a Nation that Refuses to RP, making it Impossible to happen, So I ask you as a good 3rd Party nations in this to Just place an Official Ignore on Credonia and save you all time.

Dr_Twist.

TAG

As a Nation who has Relations with Both Parties and well respected by the NS community, I would Recommend that you Just Ignore Credonia and Pretend he doesn't Exist, Because you can’t Formally Invade a Nation that Refuses to RP, making it Impossible to happen, So I ask you as a good 3rd Party nations in this to Just place an Official Ignore on Credonia and save you all time.

Dr_Twist.
thank you for the enlightenment:)
You could have just quoted one of the other people who said that!

While we're on the subject, do invite your "sister" I read her post on your regional Board, very encouraging. I don't know how the Alliance will view her low Civil Rights but that can be adjusted over time.
why "sister"? it's sister. Shes my real sister:) anyway I told her but don't hold your breath! she checks once a day on a good day, doesn't go onto the forums and to the best of my knowledge has no interest in roleplaying!

Well she's invited, I wasn't sure if she was your sister or youu were just being freindly, like I call my Sister's mates sis.

Well she's invited, I wasn't sure if she was your sister or youu were just being freindly, like I call my Sister's mates sis.
nope, i'll check again but i'm almost certain she's my real sister:)
I passed on the invitation on the MB.

I think you'll fit in just fine!

I'll TG the Web address soon, just let me get in contact with the President, should be just a bit of Admin.

ooc: *Pretends the situation never happened*

I think you'll fit in just fine!

I'll TG the Web address soon, just let me get in contact with the President, should be just a bit of Admin.
sounds fine,
I'm already a member of the JDA but other than that, I have no alliances. BTW Halibris should know me! We are in a WW2 RP at the moment.

ooc: *Pretends the situation never happened*
call me ignorant but... what situation?

ooc: oops wrong word i guess...the invasion i mean

ooc: oops wrong word i guess...the invasion i mean
ah got it!
I saw that credonia ejected practically everyone who invaded the region.

let me get this straight you think the victoria allaince could take down the RWC?

*dies laughing*

anyway, lets agree that this in the eyes of credonia didn't happen therefore it can't exist. so it's no use continuing with this thread but if the victoria allaince wants to declare wra on the Right Wing Collective then by all means do so, this forum could do with some major action and the RWC needs to see some activity.

Credonia (the way he acts) should still be on potty training.

He couldn't rp right to save his life.

The only rp on this topic is the first post, but even that is sort of true, I was just setting the scene. He can't ignore it because we really carried it out. then he wet himself and crapped him soooooo much that he eject nations with no reason.

Some of you will say he ejected us because we "invaded". We did legaly invade. We got the passsword legaly, we entered legaly. He ejected us for no apparent reason.

I'm with Dr_ Twist, we shall ignore him but he's just F-ing anoying that we can't.

He invades nations that are bigger, older and more military advanced than he is yet he still invades, wins (cough!) and doesn't take a SINGLE loss of life on his side.

And then he uses nations like IH to do his dirty work.

Anyway, we got the delegate position just before he ejected us we won he lost.

TO ALL OF CREDONIA'S ALLIES: He isn't as powerful as he seems, his national protection measures are as good as my broken down car.
He isn't strong, he ain't great.
He's just a sore loser and a big bloody baby.

TAG

As a Nation who has Relations with Both Parties and well respected by the NS community, I would Recommend that you Just Ignore Credonia and Pretend he doesn't Exist, Because you can’t Formally Invade a Nation that Refuses to RP, making it Impossible to happen, So I ask you as a good 3rd Party nations in this to Just place an Official Ignore on Credonia and save you all time.

Dr_Twist.

Quoted for truth.

I like the way Serevi thinks as well.

The only rp on this topic is the first post, but even that is sort of true, I was just setting the scene. He can't ignore it because we really carried it out. then he wet himself and crapped him soooooo much that he eject nations with no region.

Some of you will say he ejected us because we "invaded". We did legaly invad. We got the passsword legaly, we entered legaly. He ejected us for no apparent reason.

Anyway, we got the delegate position just before he ejected us we won he lost.
first paragraph
"much that he eject nations with no region."eh?? don't you mean REASON not REGION. Your spelling matches that of only one other person I can think of and that's Hataria. check his "forgin powers" thread for clues on just how bad that is.

I don't care if you invaded through the sewer system! Why did you invade anyway, because you don't like how he RP's??? come on surely you can do better than that!!! "He ejected us for no apparent reason." one minute please. :headbang: thanks!

"we won he lost." the question is more, who's going to wake up tommorow morning in the Rejected Realms with a headache? congratulations on becoming the delegate for what two hours??? I would argue that Cred won that particular bout not you!

good effort anyway and thanks for the humor!

God, why is it the shittiest roleplayers are the ones most spastically desperate to drag everyone else into their lamentable, pathetic little plots, quivering with the dyspeptic need to involve every last bystander in the self-inflicted orgy of attention.

LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME

Who really gives a flying fuck about this Credonia? I sure don't. When you react to his (or her, but I'm pretty sure this is a Dr. Pepper-swilling, Hot Topic-card-carrying pimple-faced piece of shit 25-year-old man in tired Goth regalia sitting in his mom's basement wondering why he has no girlfriend as he picks at a scab on his fat fucking ass) little n00b nonsense posts, you empower him to actually get his little weiner a woody, and make him soil himself with glee that someone's FINALLY PAYING ATTENTION TO HIM.

Credonia, eat shit and die.

REASON and REGION, one mistake... give me sec.....DUMBARSE!!! Okay, I admit, I was typing A bit too quickly, no need to over react, I can edit it you know.

Credonia loves war, likes to look big when he isn't, and is generaly really anoying with his speaches of power and wealth. If someone attacks him he ignores because he might lose, then he cries and hides under his bed incase something else happens he dosen't like. And when he gets ignored, he gets pissed off.

He's just so unpleasent to be around.

And invading through the sewers the sort of thing speical forces would carry out, not the army.

And he DID eject us for no reason, we got in legaly.

God, why is it the shittiest roleplayers are the ones most spastically desperate to drag everyone else into their lamentable, pathetic little plots, quivering with the dyspeptic need to involve every last bystander in the self-inflicted orgy of attention.

LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME

Who really gives a flying fuck about this Credonia? I sure don't. When you react to his (or her, but I'm pretty sure this is a Dr. Pepper-swilling, Hot Topic-card-carrying pimple-faced piece of shit 25-year-old man in tired Goth regalia sitting in his mom's basement wondering why he has no girlfriend as he picks at a scab on his fat fucking ass) little n00b nonsense posts, you empower him to actually get his little weiner a woody, and make him soil himself with glee that someone's FINALLY PAYING ATTENTION TO HIM.

Credonia, eat shit and die.

You know that's the best anti- Credonia post i've ever read.

Thanx!

You know that's the best anti- Credonia post i've ever read.

Thanx!
he insulted you as well!

REASON and REGION, one mistake... give me sec.....DUMBARSE!!! Okay, I admit, I was typing A bit too quickly, no need to over react, I can edit it you know.

Credonia loves war, likes to look big when he isn't, and is generaly really anoying with his speaches of power and wealth. If someone attacks him he ignores because he might lose, then he cries and hides under his bed incase something else happens he dosen't like. And when he gets ignored, he gets pissed off.

He's just so unpleasent to be around.

And invading through the sewers the sort of thing speical forces would carry out, not the army.

And he DID eject us for no reason, we got in legaly.
another intelligent post.
If he's so unpleasant to be around then why did you enter his region:)
He isn't the only one with speeches of power and wealth, read any of CM's posts. And why did you take over as delegate if you didn't want power?
"And he DID eject us for no reason, we got in legaly"
*coughBScough* (legally not legaly):)
and who cares? you may say that i'm jumping to conclusions but I don't think you were exactly welcome there! something to do with being ejected I think:)

God, why is it the shittiest roleplayers are the ones most spastically desperate to drag everyone else into their lamentable, pathetic little plots, quivering with the dyspeptic need to involve every last bystander in the self-inflicted orgy of attention.

LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME

Who really gives a flying fuck about this Credonia? I sure don't. When you react to his (or her, but I'm pretty sure this is a Dr. Pepper-swilling, Hot Topic-card-carrying pimple-faced piece of shit 25-year-old man in tired Goth regalia sitting in his mom's basement wondering why he has no girlfriend as he picks at a scab on his fat fucking ass) little n00b nonsense posts, you empower him to actually get his little weiner a woody, and make him soil himself with glee that someone's FINALLY PAYING ATTENTION TO HIM.

Credonia, eat shit and die.

Quoted for truth. AGAIN.

Quoted for truth. AGAIN.
We get your point!
If you don't like Credonia... then I don't care:)
Anything that's anti-Credonia is "quoted for truth" in your book!

God, why is it the shittiest roleplayers are the ones most spastically desperate to drag everyone else into their lamentable, pathetic little plots, quivering with the dyspeptic need to involve every last bystander in the self-inflicted orgy of attention.

LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME

Who really gives a flying fuck about this Credonia? I sure don't. When you react to his (or her, but I'm pretty sure this is a Dr. Pepper-swilling, Hot Topic-card-carrying pimple-faced piece of shit 25-year-old man in tired Goth regalia sitting in his mom's basement wondering why he has no girlfriend as he picks at a scab on his fat fucking ass) little n00b nonsense posts, you empower him to actually get his little weiner a woody, and make him soil himself with glee that someone's FINALLY PAYING ATTENTION TO HIM.

Credonia, eat shit and die.

when you react to his...
most brackets open and close. And when you write something like you did you don't say react to his and then leave it! it's polite to finish a sentence before starting a new one!

Class guys, insulting a guy that isn't here to defend himself. Please go home and play with yourself or something since this is pointless and the situation isn't going to change.

PS: Supreme Bitches, calm down on the swearing little kids play this game too.

Credonia (the way he acts) should still be on potty training.

He couldn't rp right to save his life.

The only rp on this topic is the first post, but even that is sort of true, I was just setting the scene. He can't ignore it because we really carried it out. then he wet himself and crapped him soooooo much that he eject nations with no reason.

Some of you will say he ejected us because we "invaded". We did legaly invade. We got the passsword legaly, we entered legaly. He ejected us for no apparent reason.

I'm with Dr_ Twist, we shall ignore him but he's just F-ing anoying that we can't.

He invades nations that are bigger, older and more military advanced than he is yet he still invades, wins (cough!) and doesn't take a SINGLE loss of life on his side.

And then he uses nations like IH to do his dirty work.

Anyway, we got the delegate position just before he ejected us we won he lost.

TO ALL OF CREDONIA'S ALLIES: He isn't as powerful as he seems, his national protection measures are as good as my broken down car.
He isn't strong, he ain't great.
He's just a sore loser and a big bloody baby.


OOC: You want some then come get it.

I am completely prepared to take on every single nation mentioned in that original post on behalf of Cred. I know hes not here to respond to any of this crap that you lot have been shovelling at him so maybe somebody else should on his behalf.

Also what dirty work? Lets have some proof of that please.

Also this appears to have degenerated into a four page flame-fest. (Incase nobody has actually seen that yet, most of which is aimed at a defenceless person who has better things to do at the moment that argue with you lot of friggin bastards who continue to talk shit about him when you know fullwell he cant respond.

[OOC: Supreme Bitches, people who say things like that get deleted around here, unless you're a puppet made to protect the identity of theh real poster. Whoever you are, you're incredibly immature and shouldnt be playing NS. Stevid, Credonia is the founder of his region and can therefore eject anyone he likes for no required reason. Can you lot all stop this before it turns into one massive flame war? I know you're dissappointed that your latest Credonia-bash failed but he did state that he was taking a break from NS, so you really dont have a leg to stand on.]

[OOC: Supreme Bitches, people who say things like that get deleted around here, unless you're a puppet made to protect the identity of theh real poster. Whoever you are, you're incredibly immature and shouldnt be playing NS. Stevid, Credonia is the founder of his region and can therefore eject anyone he likes for no required reason. Can you lot all stop this before it turns into one massive flame war? I know you're dissappointed that your latest Credonia-bash failed but he did state that he was taking a break from NS, so you really dont have a leg to stand on.]
sorry it was fun but i'm all done now!!!
hey now that i've left this thread you can all start insulting me!

when you react to his...
most brackets open and close. And when you write something like you did you don't say react to his and then leave it! it's polite to finish a sentence before starting a new one!

You are one over reacting fucker!!!

okay everyone, walk away from this thread and let it die. There is no point in continuing this

What does this really matter?

Does it matter that much in the whole scheme of things that 1 person playing a GAME did something that annoyed others? Does that mean that everyone needs to start swearing, insulting, flaming and generally talking OOC in a IC forum?

No, it doesn't. This is a GAME therefore, it does not matter two short shits what happens here in reality. If everyone could take a step back and look at themselves pointlessly arguing from the perspective of someone in the real world, you would see this for what it truly is...

NOTHING.

There are many more things you could be doing instead of wasting your lives trying to make others look bad. Play another RP, play Football (Soccer), whatever, just stop being wasters...

Rant over. Sorry, but I had to read this post to see if anything was actually really happening (I am a member of the RWC). It 'aint fun reading 4 pages of crap, on a 56k modem y'know. I could've been studying or something... *grins*.