Feminaria
05-09-2004, 17:12
(NEWS BROADCAST)
Liutenant Katrina Steele of the Feminarian Royal Guard, recently also appointed to the position of the Queen's press secretary, is shown standing in a shot-up room in the Feminarian royal palace.
Lt. Steele: "Good evening, citizens of the world. Earlier today, a small group of armed terrorists assaulted the Feminarian palace under the guise of taking a guided tour, apparently with the intent of killing Her Majesty and overthrowing the government. The queen was injured, though her wounds are reported as being 'not life-threatening'. The ensuing firefight resulted in the deaths of all six terrorists, who have since been posthumously convicted of terrorism, treason, illegal possession of firearms and explosives, attempted regicide and the murder of two guardswomen. The bodies of the terrorists have been disposed of as to not upset the innocent citizens of Feminaria. The nation offers its deepest, most heartfelt condoleances to the families of the murdered guards, and will be offering compensation to help them through these trying times. Good night."
(END OF BROADCAST)
Secret: In truth, there were no terrorists, but rather a small group of unarmed civilian activists who had come to peacefully plead their case to the regime, suggesting things such as free elections. They were summarily executed.
Liutenant Katrina Steele of the Feminarian Royal Guard, recently also appointed to the position of the Queen's press secretary, is shown standing in a shot-up room in the Feminarian royal palace.
Lt. Steele: "Good evening, citizens of the world. Earlier today, a small group of armed terrorists assaulted the Feminarian palace under the guise of taking a guided tour, apparently with the intent of killing Her Majesty and overthrowing the government. The queen was injured, though her wounds are reported as being 'not life-threatening'. The ensuing firefight resulted in the deaths of all six terrorists, who have since been posthumously convicted of terrorism, treason, illegal possession of firearms and explosives, attempted regicide and the murder of two guardswomen. The bodies of the terrorists have been disposed of as to not upset the innocent citizens of Feminaria. The nation offers its deepest, most heartfelt condoleances to the families of the murdered guards, and will be offering compensation to help them through these trying times. Good night."
(END OF BROADCAST)
Secret: In truth, there were no terrorists, but rather a small group of unarmed civilian activists who had come to peacefully plead their case to the regime, suggesting things such as free elections. They were summarily executed.