NationStates Jolt Archive

OOC: Hey everybody, welcome to my thread. I am new to Nationstates, but I love to RP, so I hope this will be a good intro to my nation

Enjoy the Show




IC:


Emperor Antoy XXIV of Maradkaxa gazed out the window of his Palace in Antho Prima observing the wildlife below, most prominment among them was Liusada Gigan (OOC:this is Marankaxa's national animal, picture a cross between a T-Rex and a raptor) our military could learn much observing this creature thought Antoy as he watched the Liusada Gigan hunt down a large bird. Emperor Antoy was a tall man, he was after all over 6 feet tall, but he had no real muscles to speak of. At the moment he was dressed in a white and gold dress uniform that gave a regal bearing with his black hair slicked back and his vibrant green eyes closed. At the other end of the room the door opened a man of Antoy's height, but with muscles covering every inch of his body, wearing a black coat and pants, with his red hair and beard wild and blue eyes wide open. "MY EMPEROR!!!! I AM BACK!!!!" oh no, not him please don't be him, just a servant trying out a bad joke, please don't be him Antoy turned around and faced the man oh no, it is him "Greetings, Frasosa" said the Emperor, trying to keep a civil tone "So how have you been? Have done the task I asked of you?" Frasosa nodded and walked foward "I have done it" he rumbled, a stark contrast to Antoy's quiet cultured voice. "Good, walk with me" Antoy turned and walked towards the door leading to one out side board walks, Frasosa followed. "As I said I have done what was asked of me, only the best flowers were collected, the others were left be" "excellent Frasosa, and you did make sure to tell men down at shop to keep the most beautiful for my collection?" "Yes sir, I believe her name was Kali" Antoy grinned at Frasosa, if there was thing the ill-mannered brute did right, it was pick the beautiful girls from his "collections" to give to the Emperor as part of his payment for his taxes. "When will she be prepared Frasosa?" "Later my Emperor, please be patient" Antoy exhaled and looked upward. "Very well, now let us talk of other matters, Frasosa, forgein matters" Frasosa nodded "Humph".


5 months later



Mara ran like the wind through the halls of the Imperial Palace in Antho Prima, ignoring the calls and hoots the various men who spotted her. As was mandated by law Mara wore a revealing dress for the pleasure of her master, who in this case happend to be Emperor Antoy. The men knew this and hooted all the same, because one did not become a flower of the Emperor unless you were very beautiful, which Mara was. She was not a tall woman but that did not matter, Mara had long black hair and eyes, and was thin and curved. Mara mentally shook her head as she ran past the men, wishing she ugly , it was no secret that Mara hated the current system, but she could nothing about it. Finally she reached the doors of the Imperial gazing room and entered, once she reached a certain point she got down on her knees and spoke "You called for me my master?" Antoy turned around approached Mara, then made a rising motion with his right hand. "Yes I did Mara, as you know we apparoching a turning point, soon I unveil this country to the world and I will be known as Antoy XXIV "The Great" for my acchivements in making this country internationally reknowned" mentally Mara shook her head, her mother was right, these Dakad (OOC: this is the name of the ruling house of Maradkaxa) men had monster egos. " I want you to take this letter to Kyle down at the Station for broadcasting" Mara took the letter and read, then gasped. "Master, are you sure you want to do this, I..... I.... I mean this is....." Mara gripped for word "forgive me for saying this..... barbaric!" Antoy was wearing a amused grin as he faced Mara. "Did I ask you to read the letter Mara?" "no" "then why did you read it?" Mara did not answer and was suprised when Antoy grabbed her wrists "You know if I did not enjoy you so much you would be dead by now because of that mouth, work on it" Mara bowed her head in shame "Yes Master" "Good girl now deliver". Mara glared mentally, on the outside she smiled at Antoy then turned and left the room.


the following is the contents of Antoy's letter


"Nations of the World,

I am Antoy, twenty-fourth of the name, ruler of the mighty nation of Maradkaxa. I have watched the world and my nation and I deciced to bring my nation onto the stage of world politics. In order to kick off good relations I am hereby selling 500 of our best sex slaves to the first five nations that respond to this message by contacting us."

Official Statement from The Soviet Democratic Empire of The Island of Rose:

Do you realize how many people will want to destroy you now? We don't like slavery, but we won't attack you. We will buy the sex slaves to grant them freedom. Oh come on, you'll be getting the money anyway, well?
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff

((OOC: Welcome to NS, the place where politics are overdone :) ))

We find nothing so "Great" about your emperor just because he brought his nation in world politics. And no we do not want the sex slaves. The only great emperors that ever lived was Alexander the Great that conquered the known world and Nikolaos the Great for bringing back Greece's glory.

We find nothing so "Great" about your emperor just because he brought his nation in world politics. And no we do not want the sex slaves. The only great emperors that ever lived was Alexander the Great that conquered the known world and Nikolaos the Great for bringing back Greece's glory.

Official Statement from The Soviet Democratic Empire of The Island of Rose:

Oh just humor him. If it makes him feel better, it will.
-Minister of Foreign Affairs: Rosta Einvach

Although Ganurath is adamantly against slavery, we more than favor recreative sex. Send the subjects over, and they will become free citizens. Preferably the disobedient ones.

In any case, we hope you do not have to face war with our nation anytime soon on account of slavery and forcing innocents to give up one of life's greatest sensual pleasures.

OOC: Whoa talk about fast replies, Well it is nearing bedtime were I live so this has to be short (stupid stupid stupid, posting this late)







The Offical Statement of Maradkaxa



To TIOR: The slaves are a gift, that means free, we don't get money from this, just the pleasure of knowing we are going to be remembered as quality providers

to Ganurath: We sending them now, along with the equipment needed to deactivate the neruo-compliance chips on the side of their heads. The chip is to ensure obedience, if you are going to free them, it needs to be removed with our equipment, otherwise.....

The sex slaves have been recieved and liberated.

Secret IC:
The neural technology is being backengineered to boost Project Transcend.

Official Statement from The Soviet Democratic Empire of The Island of Rose:

We're giving you the money anyway. They'll be freed. But if you must know, they probably give sex through the numerous sex clubs we have here. Eh, damn liberal Parliament, thank God the President stopped the vote to legalize beastiality.
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff

OOC: I am back now, well I better post something IC now to boost interest.




IC:



Antoy sat on his throne being fanned by slaves on both sides when Frasosa brust in. "MY EMPEROR!!! HOW COULD DO THAT!!!!" Antoy rolled his eyes and stood up "do WHAT Frasosa" "send the girls without telling them to the send the neuro-compliance chips back to us!!" Antoy shook his head "Frasosa, really that would seem afwully xenophobic you know". Frasosa grunted and just stood there "fine, but if they use the chips against us I am blaming you" with that Frasosa turned around left. Antoy rolled his eyes and walked back up unto his throne.



Maradkaxa Diplomatic Office

To TIOR: Very well have it your way, we shall send the slaves and eqiupment to remove the neuro-compliance chips shortly.

Aust welcome you to the internnational stage, and being fellow slavers will accept your gift. We also sujjest an allince, it is a dangerous world out there and there are many who will try to destroy you because of your slaves.

It is possable to resist and win though, and we shall aid you.


Emporer Palpatine the 4th
Lord of Aust

Maradkaxa Diplomatic Office



To Aust: Thank you for both your kind words and your offer, which we accept whole heartdly. If you wish we can share some our slaving (such as the neuro-compliance chip) technology with you.

Maradkaxa Diplomatic Office



To Aust: Thank you for both your kind words and your offer, which we accept whole heartdly. If you wish we can share some our slaving (such as the neuro-compliance chip) technology with you.
We thank you forr accepting. Your offer of technology is appreciated but refused as we have our own regulations about slavery and they make such things illigal.

The Republic of Sharina would like to acquire the gift of 500 women.

They will be given freedom and free will. We have advanced computer technologies, so there will not be any need to send your engineers over to deactivate the neurological devices.


President Rand Veristek

Maradkaxa Diplomatic Office




To Aust: very well, have it your way


To Sharina: As you wish the slaves will be sent shortly

Maradkaxa Diplomatic Office




To Aust: very well, have it your way


To Sharina: As you wish the slaves will be sent shortly
Thank you. If you need any help, just TG me.

Maradkaxa Diplomatic Office




to Aust: Do not worry, we will send messages if we need help

To everyone else: There is now only one batch of gifts left, if anyone has any questions for the Emperor, do not be shy and ask us.

The Imperial Palace

Antoy walked through the hallways of the Imperial Palace, thinking of the future, and what it would hold. How could it be that I so misjudged the reaction of the outside world, how could it be that so many are against female slavery as Antoy wondered he was completely obivious to the fact that a wall of a man had placed himself in a archway. "UMPH" the man smiled down at Antoy, who had fallen to the floor. "Greetings my Imperial majesty" Antoy picked himself up and straighted his clothing "Oh greetings Lardanan" Lardanan just grunted "I thought you would like to know that the Imperial Senate is demanding that you take a wife and stick with her". "What?! what did you say? those pompus bearcats in the senate are demanding I take a wife and just stick with her?!" "Yes your highness, the senate demands you chose one of your slaves to be your wife and to do it today" Antoy glared at Lardanan and let out a long sigh "tell them I'll do it next year" Lardanan shook his huge head "you told them that last year, they won't fall for it again. With all due respect why is it so hard to just chose one? None of this is good press you know" "Because" said Antoy through gritted teeth "I like them all, and what do you mean bad press" "The news papers are calling you the weak link in the Imperial line, it is public knowledge that you indugle way to much" Antoy glared at the barely suppressed smile on Lardanan's face and stormed past him and grabbed Kali, the newest slave in Antoy's collection, who was at the moment walking down the corridor taking in the sunshine "come with me, Kali" "yes master" then the two dissappeared into a room. Lardanan just shook his head walked on the press is right, he is the weak link .

If nobody else will take the last batch, I will. :D

OOC: sorry Sharina but one batch per nation, hehe.

Oh... darn... by gifts I thought you meant candy :(

All right. However, if nobody wants the last batch, I am willing to pay your nation 50 million dollars for it.

OOC: Oh alright Sharina I'll wait till it is 4:00 were I live, if nobody asks by then I'll sell the last batch to you for 50 million. BTW what did you think that last IC post?

OOC:

Your post was decent. If you RP more over the next few months here at NS, you can improve. I'll keep an eye out for your RP's and help ya out.

However, you should use paragraphs. Do a new paragraph for every time someone speaks. Just a friendly suggestion.

What time zone do you live in? Eastern? Central? Mountain? Pacific?

"The nation of Waylend is disgusted with these acts against civil rights. Anyways by gifts we thought you ment extasy!"

~Civil Rights Spokesmen Karl Hamington

OOC: Thanks for the tips Sharina, I'll keep them in mind. Live in the U.S.A., Eastern Time Zone, it is now 1:51.


IC:


Maradkaxa Diplomatic Office




To Waylend: First off what do mean acts against civil rights? By our laws the Emperor has done nothing bad. And secondly what is extasy?

{Holo-Graph from Mirrunese President, Xau Navin}

Greetings, Maradkaxa. Mirruin will take the slaves off your hands.
We will also be needing the neural deactivaters.
Thank you and have a nice day.

{END}

The elegant SecretaryBot slided, silent as usual, into the cabinet.
Your Presidency, he said, a new nation had just entered the World politics. The nation is called Maradkaxa. Would you like to see the full report?
The man whom he adressed was the Supreme President of Trentaur:
Tangaros Aldarion.
A young man, quite tall, brown hair, frameless glasses (the frame was actually a compact force field, as were the lenses), the Supreme President looked more like a founder of a software company, than a Leader of a small, but immensely technological country. In fact, a programmer he was, the founder and former CEO of TIA Quantum Industries. There wasn't any other choice: to become a leader of any kind in Trentaur you had to have an IQ of a certain value (the higher the IQ, the higher the post) and make money using it. At this particular moment, just before the arrival of the SecretaryBot, Tangaros was sitting in his cabinet on the 301th floor of the gigantic dodecahedron - shaped building that was known all over Trentaur as the Techno Palace.
A new nation? Hmm... Yes, show me the report, SBPM. SBPM meant
"SecretaryBot, Presidential Model".
With one movement of his finger the President changed the fluctuations of the forcefield lenses, focused them, and went through the report in 300 miliseconds: the President also had a complete photographic memory which, combined with his 800-point IQ, made it possible for him to read faster than some robots.
So, Maradkaxa.... Interesting, interesting... And they still have slavery?
oh my, what a country... But on the other hand, each country has it's laws.
Well, I think we shall greet them. And besides, there's something... OK, SB, release this...

A message from the Supreme President of Trentaur

I am glad to welcome a new nation to the arena of the World-Wide Politics.
We thank you for the offer of the slaves, but as slavery and slave-related economical actions are prohibited in the Confederacy, we cannot accept your offer. However, Trentaur is interested in bying the technology of the Neurological Devices, which may help us in developing advanced methods of learning. If you agree, TG Trentaur the price you want.
Supreme President, Tangaros Aldarion.

OOC: Well it looks like Mirriun gets the last 500 hundred, sorry Sharina


IC:


Maradkaxa Diplomatic Office



To Mirriun: Very Well we are sending you slaves and the equipment to deactivate the neuro-compliance chips. I suppose you going to free them?


To Trentaur: Thanks for the kind welcome and offer. We shall send you the info you have requested shortly for free.

To Maradkaxa: We've got the info. Thank you very much. As a token of gratitude, you will get the first productional models of the NeuroLearners as soon as they will be ready. Our scientists have already built two prototypes.
Tangaros Aldarion

Maradkaxa Diplomatic Office




To Trentaur: It was nothing to send the info, we are glad to share. I am certain that your neuro-learners will be useful.

Do you have any more sex slaves (not gifts)? We would be willing to purchase them.

Secret IC:
Civil Rights Spokesmen Karl Hamington thought this over for a second, slavery, doesn't know what ecstasy is, and emperors. This was a very backwards country.

Public IC:
"We would like to give you one hundred copies of these five books."
Democracy At It's Best
What Drugs Do For You
How To Overthrow The Government
What Your People Want
Athiests R Us
"Each one is written by ex presidentes and council members to help people understand."

{Message from President Xau Navin}
Yes, we are going to free them. When can we expect the slaves?

Maradkaxa Diplomatic Office




To Sharina: Yes we have more, all women in Maradkaxa are slaves, except for Imperial Princesses. Would you like to set up a trade agreement with us?

To Waylend: Do you think that Maradkaxa is a nation of idiots! Such books have been labeled as threats to the Empire, your gifts are rejected.

To Mirriun: Patience friends, the slaves will arrive soon

Official Statement from The Soviet Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

You imperials are amusing. I invite your Emporer to spend one week in my nation to see how other nations function. There are many things it seems you have to learn. And obviously, I don't know how you can rule your people properly, you are a weak link as they say...
-Vice President Orcha Yultanov of The Island of Rose

((OOC: This is basically an IC invitation to my... nation. Well?))

Maradkaxa Diplomatic Office

To Sharina: Yes we have more, all women in Maradkaxa are slaves, except for Imperial Princesses. Would you like to set up a trade agreement with us?

Certainly.

How many slaves are you willing to sell each month or each year?

Offical Statement from his Imperial Majesty Antoy XXIV


I, Antoy XXIV do accept your invition to tour The Island of Roses. However I must ask why you call me a weak link. Could a weak link pull a country to the world stage?



Maradkaxa International Slavery Dept.


After careful study it has been detirmend that Maradkaxa can sell you 50 slaves per month. We should probably disscuss price over mail (OOC: TG me)

[QUOTE=Maradkaxa] Offical Statement from his Imperial Majesty Antoy XXIV


I, Antoy XXIV do accept your invition to tour The Island of Roses. However I must ask why you call me a weak link. Could a weak link pull a country to the world stage?

Official Statement from The Soviet Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Because apparently, you don't know anything about international politics. You don't know how other Governments work, you don't know much about drugs. I am offering to educate you, if you accept it. And it's not a tour, I just invite you to visit Red City, the intellectual city of the Island. Well?
-Vice President Orcha Yultanov of The Island of Rose

Offical Statement from his Imperial Majesty Antoy XXIV


I, Antoy XXIV do hereby accept your offer to learn about your nation and the outside world

Offical Statement from his Imperial Majesty Antoy XXIV


I, Antoy XXIV do hereby accept your offer to learn about your nation and the outside world

Official Statement from The Soviet Democratic Empire of The Island of Rose:

I will guide you on your tour. This message shall have a map and a basic International Factbook issued to all tourists. I suggest you come casually dressed, but it is just a suggestion. The President is in Mexico and the Vice President is busy if you are wondering. Good day.
http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v15/Belovia/TIOR_copy.jpg
Factbook:
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=339426
-Minister of Culture: Rosa Yulto

((OOC: Start the thread of you packing ;) ))

OOC: TG sent regarding our trade.

OOC: Okay TIOR I will start a thread soon, and Sharina check your TG's. I am most definatily liking this game.

Would you have any interest in someone to provide your nation wholesale? Jangle Jangle Ridge is quite ready AND willing to make a deal. What do you say?

Maradkaxa Diplomatic Office



To Jangle Jangle Ridge: what do you mean?

Maradkaxa Diplomatic Office



To Jangle Jangle Ridge: what do you mean?


For example; We sell you large amounts of cheap slaves, and you sell them specifically to others. I could increase your output many times over.

Maradkaxa Diplomatic Office




To Jangle Jangle Ridge: Very well we accept your generous offer.

Maradkaxa Diplomatic Office




To Jangle Jangle Ridge: Very well we accept your generous offer.

How would we work with pricing? We can provide slaves or either gender, species, etc.

OOC: What tech are you? Modern, past, future, space?

IC:
"They are much threats to an Empire such as yours, but are very educating. Atleast take Lords Of The Bling Bling and Social Equality. We believe these could help very so."

~Civil Rights Spokesmen Karl Hamington

Maradkaxa Diplomatic Office





To Jangle Jangle Ridge: We should work out such things over mail (OOC: TG me. I am modern tech, but because of nessessicty we have the computer tech to make and use mind controlling computer chips)

To Weyland: very well but they must approved by our board to make sure nothing treasonous is in them, if there is they shall censored or cast out.

OOC: BUMP for replies