NationStates Jolt Archive

"What is this, Doctor?"
This statement was voiced by a reporter for RNN, who had just been let into one of the Resi Corporation's secret labs for an exclusive report. Normally no one is let into these labs, as the experiments and unorthodox methods used to derrive results usually make for fatal PR. However, this one was different.
"This," the doctor replied, "Is the answer to a global threat."
In front of them was a small glass box that housed a single thin, sleeping Pikachu, an electric rodent long sense considered a menace to soceity. Other than destroying electrical grids for entire nations, wild Pikachu have started numerous electrical fires and eaten through crops at an alarming rate.
"If you'll notice," the doctor continued, placing his palm on the glass, "this glass is slightly opaque. This is from a synthetic rubber-like film that keeps this little beast from causing any harm to our lab, even if it exerts its entire life force into creating that blasted electricity."
"But... couldn't you use the electricity for something useful, like powering the lab?" the reporter queried, taken aback by this display.
"Ah, but then you'd have to feed the little bastards for that kind of electricity," the doctor replied with a sly smile, "Now all we have to do is feed them to keep them alive."
He rapped his knuckles on the glass, making a precise clicking sound. The Pikachu instantly woke up, looked around weakly, and collapsed.
"Is it... is it still alive?" the reporter asked.
"Not that it'll matter in a couple of seconds, but yes. Yes it is." the doctor replied smugly, "Its vitals prove that it still has some life left in it. But... not for long."
The doctor reached onto the podium that held up the glass box and filpped a switch. A hissing could be heard as air was released, and a tube descended from the cealing to the cage, just as a grate was opened in the top it. Down the tube flowed a silvery-purple substance which filled the cage and engulphed the Pikachu. The yellow rodent made wild thrashing motions, but was slowly decintigrated before the reporter's eyes. After the Pikachu was digested, the substance it was suspended in vanished.
"A shame," the doctor said, who wasn't watching the experiment, but rather some data on a panel on the wall opposite the cage, "the specimen actually died before it was fully dissolved. A pity, that."
"What WAS that thing?" the reporter gawked, horrified.
"That, my dear reporter," the doctor began with relish, "Is a Nolo. A new Pokemon we made using DNA traits from Ditto and Ghastly Pokemon. Its mind has one purpose, and that is to seek out other Pokemon and bond with them. It launches itself or is launched out of special guns at a high velocity, and can morph its body in any way, shape or form in order to make contact with the Pokemon. It has anti-psychic protection and dies immeadiately after it consumes a Pokemon, courtesy of the Ghastly DNA. Nolos are spawned in vats, spawning cells for easy attachment to guns, and anywhere else where we can stick the basic bacteria that produce them."
"But... can these things harm humans or other animals?"
"Not at all. Also courtesy of the Ghastly DNA, the Nolo is able to recognise the semi-sentient mind waves of other Pokemon. It doesn't actually intrude into their brains, it just senses them."
"Well, I guess that's one way to solve the Pokemon problem. Do you have any plans to bring this weapon to the global market, or to use this on other nations?"
"None at the moment, the Nolo is merely a deterrant and a warning for Pokemon nations. We won't have any of their monsters in our nation, and that's the end of it."
"Thank you for your time, doctor."
"No, thank you."

This report is broadcast in all nations but CoreWorlds and other known Pokemon-holding nations.

((OOC: I see somebody hate pokemon?))

*tags so I can somehow find a counter to this...thing when I finally see it revealed* :p

What weaknesses does this creature have. Is it effected by psychic attects? We would be very interested in purchasing thiese weapons. Pokemon are an evil that must be destroyed. Even if we have to fight fire with fire.

*Snip*
"None at the moment, the Nolo is merely a deterrant and a warning for Pokemon nations."
*Snip*
This report is broadcast in all nations but CoreWorlds and other known Pokemon-holding nations.

[OOC]: If the report isn't shown to pokemon nations, then how will it deter them? They don't know of it to be deterred by it!

OOC: I got it! Dark and Ghost attacks are super-effective against Ghosts (Even those with anti-psychic defenses). And anything but Normal and Fighting attacks (though Bug and poison don't do much damage) can hurt Ghosts. Sorry, but it looks like your Nolo has just been countered! Never try to outsmart a guy who knows every advantage and disadvantage of Pokemon types. :p

[OOC]: If the report isn't shown to pokemon nations, then how will it deter them? They don't know of it to be deterred by it!
((OOC: I never said that the Doctor was telling the truth, but that doesn't mean that he isn't. ;)

Basically, we'll let the Pokemon nations know about the Nolos if and when they start acting hostile. Wild Pokemon brought over from these nations have become enough of a domestic threat that we needed to develop these for domestic use (read my bit about the crops). However, should a Pokemon nation invade, we'll have these things on the ready.

Oh, and I don't hate Pokemon. If I did, I'd ignore 'em. In fact, I love the Pokemon games. However, I hate the way they're merchandised up the wiz-bang. Oh, and I lothe the TV show.))
IC:

To the esteemed potentate of Liebermonk:
You query has been received, and we reply that the Nolo Pokemon has no known weakness because of the inclusion of a Ditto into its genetic code. It is all but immune to psychic attacks due to Ghost-type DNA in its system. One weakness that a Nolo could have is if it was hit with two elementally different attacks, one that could act as a feint and cause the Nolo to morph to be immune to it, and the other which would actually inflict the damage. Of course, the Nolo can sometimes morph into a formation that could cover more than one attack, which makes this even harder to pull off with one Pokemon. The simple solution is to have more Pokemon than you do Nolos, but due to the alarming production rate their bacterial bases have, this is neigh impossible unless their sources are destroyed.
Also, there has been some speculation that Nolos could turn on each other, as they are still Pokemon. However, a Nolo is attracted to the neigh-sentient mindwaves of Pokemon, and as it is a Pokemon with unique mindwaves (unique in that they only have a hunt/kill mindset), Nolo can not be used to hunt other Nolo.

Public Relations Department, Resi Corp.

Official Statement From Red Tide
"BAH! We find Anthrax Gamma works perfectly on pokemon, no cure, absolute pain, and utterly invisible too the naked eye, lethal agianst both humans and animals... even though we have a neutral attitude towards the creatures my scientists have experimented on a few of them with various diseases and find that genetically engineered ones work the best.By the way Red Tide is still selling Anthrax Gamma for 1 million a barrel."
End Statement

OOC: I got it! Dark and Ghost attacks are super-effective against Ghosts (Even those with anti-psychic defenses). Sorry, but it looks like your Nolo has just been countered! Never try to outsmart a guy who knows every advantage and disadvantage of Pokemon types. :p
((OOC: Problem is, if we use these suckers against you, we aren't going to tell you what type they are. You're going to have to figure that out the hard way. :p
Oh, and thanks to the Ditto DNA, the Nolo can always replicate a Pokemon type uneffected by said attacks, which would make it take only normal damage instead of critical.))

Official Statement From Red Tide
"BAH! We find Anthrax Gamma works perfectly on pokemon, no cure, absolute pain, and utterly invisible too the naked eye, lethal agianst both humans and animals... even though we have a neutral attitude towards the creatures my scientists have experimented on a few of them with various diseases and find that genetically engineered ones work the best.By the way Red Tide is still selling Anthrax Gamma for 1 million a barrel."
End Statement
((OOC Sidenote:
Do not get your science from Command and Conquer: Generals. Its biological science on Anthrax, among other things, is terminally flawed.))

OOC:I only copied the name... Its actually a entirely different disease from Anthrax.

((OOC: Problem is, if we use these suckers against you, we aren't going to tell you what type they are. You're going to have to figure that out the hard way. :p
Oh, and thanks to the Ditto DNA, the Nolo can always replicate a Pokemon type uneffected by said attacks, which would make it take only normal damage instead of critical.))

OOC: Not if I hit it with Hypnosis or a paralyzing move first. If I can put it to sleep, I can kill it with ease. Of course, that's an if. And I know I will figure them out the hard way, since a lot of trainers are gonna go home crying because their Pokemon was eaten. And yeah, I don't like the oversaturation of the market by them either.

Pokemon is a disgrace to this world, they should be destroyed, period , we must kill them
:sniper:
:mp5:
:gundge:

Very interesting.

OOC: Not if I hit it with Hypnosis or a paralyzing move first. If I can put it to sleep, I can kill it with ease. Of course, that's an if. And I know I will figure them out the hard way, since a lot of trainers are gonna go home crying because their Pokemon was eaten. And yeah, I don't like the oversaturation of the market by them either.
((OOC: Well yeah, if. Those moves work about 50% of the time, and wear off after a few rounds. Plus, I can always make a limited number of my Nolos "hold" an item (like in Gold/Silver) that make them immune to status effects. I forget the name of the perticular item, which is why we'll probably make some of our own. Of course, for realism's sake, we'll overlook the status effect thing until it creates problems.))

[OOC]: Umm, since this isn't the actual pokemon games, how will there be 'rounds'?

The Moderatly Evil Empire recently released two hours of footage showing a pikachu being fried alive and then thrown in a pool of ice-cold water, and finaly being shot.
"We find this works prefectly well." A warlock wearing an apron reading 'Kiss the cook' says into the camera, "And it doesnt waste good food." He takes a bite out of what looks like a drumstick.

A press statement was also released, issueing a 10-Coin (10USD) bounty for every pokemon brought in alive.

[OOC]: Umm, since this isn't the actual pokemon games, how will there be 'rounds'?
((OOC: My guess is that a "round" would be a minute, giving each side 30 seconds to launch an attack. But hey, Coreworlds is the Pokenation, he should decide.))

The Moderatly Evil Empire recently released two hours of footage showing a pikachu being fried alive and then thrown in a pool of ice-cold water, and finaly being shot.
"We find this works prefectly well." A warlock wearing an apron reading 'Kiss the cook' says into the camera, "And it doesnt waste good food." He takes a bite out of what looks like a drumstick.

A press statement was also released, issueing a 10-Coin (10USD) bounty for every pokemon brought in alive.
To the esteemed potentate of Harmonia Mortus:
Yes, that's all good and true, but is your method homing and human-safe? Also, can you method be loaded into a bomb and dropped on a city for mass Pokegenocide? Oops, we said too much...

Public Relations Department, Resi Corp

[OOC]: Uh, although i'm technically helping the side of the Pokemon, I have to ask, since this Nolo is apparently capable of being shot from a cannon, could you load smaller versions of it into bullets? Seriously, it would be long range digesting death. Plus, since it would absorb the Pokemon, it would be able to absorb a few others in the area from it's sudden increase in size before it dies.

[OOC]: Uh, although i'm technically helping the side of the Pokemon, I have to ask, since this Nolo is apparently capable of being shot from a cannon, could you load smaller versions of it into bullets? Seriously, it would be long range digesting death. Plus, since it would absorb the Pokemon, it would be able to absorb a few others in the area from it's sudden increase in size before it dies.
((OOC: Bullets? Maybe, although it would take the Pokemon longer to die from that.
Also, yes it could absorb more than one small Pokemon, but if it tried to absorb two or more large Pokemon before it died, it'd leave some half-digested Pokeparts behind.))

[OOC]: So? All that means is you can then get free food for the troops who do the killing.

>.>

:sniper:

((OOC: My guess is that a "round" would be a minute, giving each side 30 seconds to launch an attack. But hey, Coreworlds is the Pokenation, he should decide.))

OOC: I would think it's akin to firing broadsides with battleships. But the battles tend to be much quicker. I'd give at least two or three minutes max for sleep and confusion to wear off, in which you can kill with leisure. Most other status effects tend to be more permanent.

OOC: I would think it's akin to firing broadsides with battleships. But the battles tend to be much quicker. I'd give at least two or three minutes max for sleep and confusion to wear off, in which you can kill with leisure. Most other status effects tend to be more permanent.
((OOC: Well, you can only kill with leisure assuming your attack doesn't wake up or un-confuse the Pokemon. Plus, you have to remember that these things constantly move at high velocity, meaning that even if you paralyze 'em, they'll still keep flying at you.))

OOC: Ouch. Looks like i'm going to lose a lot of 'troops' if I ever employ them against you (which I won't), or you against me (which would probably never happen).

OOC: Ouch. Looks like i'm going to lose a lot of 'troops' if I ever employ them against you (which I won't), or you against me (which would probably never happen).
((OOC: Or if I sell them on the open market, which is far more likely. >_> ))

[OOC]: Why not back up the pokemon with Jedi? Say, a Jedi to every 2-3 pokemon teams. The pokemon do the actual fighting, the Jedi use their powers to stop any Nolo getting near them. (I'm assuming the plural of Nolo is just Nolo)

[OOC]: Why not back up the pokemon with Jedi? Say, a Jedi to every 2-3 pokemon teams. The pokemon do the actual fighting, the Jedi use their powers to stop any Nolo getting near them. (I'm assuming the plural of Nolo is just Nolo)
((OOC: Please, please, PLEASE don't make me develop a weapon that acts against midi-chlorians. I'll do it, I swear. :p ))

[OOC]: Oh, that's easy. Just bring in clones of Captain Picard/Kirk from Star Trek. Everyone knows that Star Wars and Star Trek cancel each other out when they come into contact. They all burst into fire from the amount of flames that start flying. >.>

((OOC: Please, please, PLEASE don't make me develop a weapon that acts against midi-chlorians. I'll do it, I swear. :p ))

OOC: Please, please don't make me discover that midichlorians are the same as mitochondria, but more powerful. I'll do it, I swear. :p

OOC: Please, please don't make me discover that midichlorians are the same as mitochondria, but more powerful. I'll do it, I swear. :p
((OOC: But if they're more powerful, there has to be a fundimental difference that I can exploit. It happens.))

To the esteemed potentate of Harmonia Mortus:
Yes, that's all good and true, but is your method homing and human-safe? Also, can you method be loaded into a bomb and dropped on a city for mass Pokegenocide? Oops, we said too much...

Public Relations Department, Resi Corp

While not homing, and most definitly NOT human safe, our method is more fun. You have to factor these things in when dealing with the sort of people who work in govornment jobs involving black leather and removal of significant bits.

Electricity doesn't work in space. Which is why Pikachus are useless in space. And I prefer genetic-target GC, or Gravatic Collapsers. It detects a species or creature type through multiple modes, such as genetic samples collected by nanobots, 'tags' that are just transmitter nanites, visual, brainwaves, etc. and then crush them with modified gravatic fields. Fun Fun.

Electricity doesn't work in space. Which is why Pikachus are useless in space. And I prefer genetic-target GC, or Gravatic Collapsers. It detects a species or creature type through multiple modes, such as genetic samples collected by nanobots, 'tags' that are just transmitter nanites, visual, brainwaves, etc. and then crush them with modified gravatic fields. Fun Fun.
((OOC: The first part makes it sould like you could be posting this in the wrong thread. However, the second part is relivent, but requires MUCH more energy than our solution does.))

((OOC: The first part makes it sould like you could be posting this in the wrong thread. However, the second part is relivent, but requires MUCH more energy than our solution does.))

OOC: Yeah, but you get to hear them squeal as they slowly squish, and a satisfying popping noise when you release the field and they decompress violently. We tried this once, slowly over a period of a year, feeding a Pikachu while we did this, etc., to the point that when we released the field, his guts splattered over a whole city block, and took out the entire lab he was in.

Pokemon must all die! Ha Ha Ha

OOC: Yeah, but you get to hear them squeal as they slowly squish, and a satisfying popping noise when you release the field and they decompress violently. We tried this once, slowly over a period of a year, feeding a Pikachu while we did this, etc., to the point that when we released the field, his guts splattered over a whole city block, and took out the entire lab he was in.
True, but our method achieves twice the Pokedeath that yours does. Plus, you get to witness Pokemon being digested inside of a gelatous blob. If you're lucky, they can even leave Pokeparts behind.

Oooh! I hope you saved a recording of the event JJR....I think I could probably make gravity challenged Pikachu's a new collectors item.

Oooh! I hope you saved a recording of the event JJR....I think I could probably make gravity challenged Pikachu's a new collectors item.

We're working on doing it over ten years and taking out the entire block this time. We're testing in a rented space in TFU's palace ~.o

POkemon as weapons of mass destruction? Nice.

However peeling the flesh from their bones milimeter by milimeter over the years, removing their ability to produce endorphines and then dumping them in a saltwater tank full of flesh eating algae is just as entertaining ;)

Now if only we could get them to stop screaming while we did it, it really gives you a headache.

Oh yeah. We're gonna try it on elephants next. One impaled me once. It hurt...*sulks*

We're testing all kinds of Space Tech tortures at the moment. The nanite tortures are quite nice, and we can do them over and over again, without any ill effect, since the nanites can just fix it.

Te holy empire of crackpie applauds your nations scientific achievements, and asks when we can get us some of that.

Interesting, although I personally prefer using thermonuclear weapons to fix all my problems. Got a broken nail? Now you got no nail!

IC: "This is Tricia Barnesky of the Pioneer One military news. It appears that a breed of creatures known only as pokemon are now being used as WMD's. Professor Pokekill had only this to say:

"Using technology from the Jangle Jangle Ridge R&D Departments, we have decided to import as many of these 'Pokemon' as possible, and use slow gravity manipulation to turn them into potent bombs. By changing their metabolic rate, we believe that within 20 years, they could act as living nuclear devices, capable to taking out large cities when the gravity is changed. We, of course, will be making recordings of the event when it happens."

"And that's all folks. This is Tricia Barnesky, signing out."

GOTTA KILL THEM ALL POKEMON!!!
OOC: I hate pokemon and will be posting a nice site to go on for the pokefans

Pikachu vs. Tony Montana on Newgrounds.com (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=782)

This site isn't for kids. This cartoon has cussing and animated blood, but isn't as bad as South Park

Te holy empire of crackpie applauds your nations scientific achievements, and asks when we can get us some of that.

You can get that exactly yesterday.

IC: "This is Tricia Barnesky of the Pioneer One military news. It appears that a breed of creatures known only as pokemon are now being used as WMD's. Professor Pokekill had only this to say:

"Using technology from the Jangle Jangle Ridge R&D Departments, we have decided to import as many of these 'Pokemon' as possible, and use slow gravity manipulation to turn them into potent bombs. By changing their metabolic rate, we believe that within 20 years, they could act as living nuclear devices, capable to taking out large cities when the gravity is changed. We, of course, will be making recordings of the event when it happens."

"And that's all folks. This is Tricia Barnesky, signing out."


Oh yes, and now we're grafting them together doing it too. We think we can make a planet destroyer with enough of these guys.

Electricity doesn't work in space. *snip*

OOC: I beg to differ. Electricity is merely billions of charged particles moving from one place to another. Granted, space isn't a very good conductor of electricity, but that's what the solar wind really is. Beside, ion cannons are electric guns writ large.

OOC: I beg to differ. Electricity is merely billions of charged particles moving from one place to another. Granted, space isn't a very good conductor of electricity, but that's what the solar wind really is. Beside, ion cannons are electric guns writ large.

Yes, but Pikachu's have a short true range, which is lengthened as the energy 'jumps'. There is no air in a vacuum for the electricity to jump too. So the little bugger would have to grab something to do anything at all.

Yes, but Pikachu's have a short true range, which is lengthened as the energy 'jumps'. There is no air in a vacuum for the electricity to jump too. So the little bugger would have to grab something to do anything at all.

OOC: I was under the impression that Thunderbolts would act like ion cannons in space, but I guess I'm wrong. Oh well, I could always use Hyperbeams. Or strengthen my ion cannons with Pika Power. :p

OOC: I was under the impression that Thunderbolts would act like ion cannons in space, but I guess I'm wrong. Oh well, I could always use Hyperbeams. Or strengthen my ion cannons with Pika Power. :p

Why do i now have a really bad mental image of pika's in glass jars being loaded into gun brenchs and junior officers shouting things like "Pika power loaded!!!"
(if you have ever played OFP using DKM's Uk challenger 2 addon think the voice from that...)

OOC: Nice image! *makes mental note to try it, or not*

Anti-Poke Weaponry!? Sweet!!!!! How much!?

Have a nice day :D

Why do i now have a really bad mental image of pika's in glass jars being loaded into gun brenchs and junior officers shouting things like "Pika power loaded!!!"
(if you have ever played OFP using DKM's Uk challenger 2 addon think the voice from that...)

Sweet merciful crap!

The benevolent and peace-loving bureaucrats of the USSS hope that such weaponry will never come into play against them, but if it does, are fully prepared to "catch 'em all" or whatever other bizarre process is necessary to defeat Pokemon. If all else fails we shall simply shoot them repeatedly.

The USSS would also enquire as to how mutable these Pokemon are, in such an environment as say a nuclear wasteland.

ehm... yeah... :headbang:

(=This is getting too ridiculous... Am I the only one frowning at the sight of the word "Anti-Pokemon Weaponry"?? :( )

After this been said, please go on. :fluffle:

The Emperor recieves word from his spies in other nations on a certain anti-Pokemon weapon being created, called Nolo. He decided to comment humorously on the subject:

"We find that the nations who seek to find elaborate ways to destroy Pokemon are wasting money and resources on a futile campaign. Besides, the invasion is already over. They're here, so live with it. The best way we have to defeat Pokemon when they go on a rampage is to equip 8-12 year olds with Pokeballs and a Pokemon of their own or at least stun-rifles. Cheap and effective too, and kids tend to enjoy them. Now if you'll excuse me, I will head to my office and laugh my head off."

"And now, a message from our sponsors!"
The screen fades to black, and starts playing low ominous music, as a movie-announcer voices speaks up, "Has this ever happened to you?" Flashes of various Pokemon flicker across the screen, before black fills the screen again. Suddenly, a loud popping noise roars from the speakers, and the screen fills with whirling colors, then images of children operating Gravitational Field controls, others holding submachineguns and holding down the triggers like there's no tommorrow. "Well then, come on down to Tarenteor's Pokemon Death Palace, and kill those damn Pokemon anyway you want. Electricution, Gravatic Compression, Gravatic Explosion, bricks of C-4, one thousand eight hundred millimeters of MAC-10, and many others!" Short clips of the children doing each exercise come on the screen with the announcer's words. "Win valuable prizes for better deaths, grafts, torturings, and transmorgrifying into hideous super soldiers! And remember kids, Pokemon are people too, so it's OK to horribly slaughter them! This message brought to you by Tarenteor, national leader of Jangle Jangle Ridge."

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My Pokemon solution

OOC: Mwahahahahaha! Your journey to the Dark Side is nearly complete! Join me, Jangle Jangle Ridge, and we can rule the galaxy as eternal allies!

Pokemon? Roleplay? Nationstates?

*raises eyebrows*

Oh well, 'least it's not modern tech. I'm safe from the horror of animated yellowish rodents.

OOC: Mwahahahahaha! Your journey to the Dark Side is nearly complete! Join me, Jingle, and we can rule the galaxy as eternal allies!
Jaaaaaaaaaangle Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaangle Ridge. Do you see the word Jingle anywhere?

Pokemon? Roleplay? Nationstates?

*raises eyebrows*

Oh well, 'least it's not modern tech. I'm safe from the horror of animated yellowish rodents.

OOC: Isn't Zoogie a Space Nation?

Jaaaaaaaaaangle Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaangle Ridge. Do you see the word Jingle anywhere?
OOC: edited.

Pokemon? Roleplay? Nationstates?

*raises eyebrows*

Oh well, 'least it's not modern tech. I'm safe from the horror of animated yellowish rodents.

OOC: Pokemon is officially classified as an RPG/Strategy game. BTW, I have mod tech stuff lying around on Earth (I claim Spain/Portugal). :D

People RP with pokemon in NS?

*goes to lie down*

Corporal Tang crouched over the makeshift fire with the half-dozen survivors from his squad. Every one of them glanced about frequently, furitively, weapons close at hand. They would not allow the same fate which had overcome Sergeant Norris and their comrades to strike them with impunity.

"I can't believe this shit is for real," muttered one of them, who was already beginning to shake -- a sign of combat fatigue. The corporal noted this and sighed internally; no man should have to go through what his squad was, what this army was...

A sudden noise startled the whole group, and everyone leaped to their feat, then dove to the ground, bring weapons to bear, preparing hand grenades and ammo clips. A low whistle from the darkness, however, halted their desperate movement. Colonel Gelv himself strode forward, hunched over low and with an assault rifle seized from a soldier who would not need it again. He was the commander of the People's 16th, and just as dumbfounded as the rest.

"Have they come again, Corporal, in this sector? We are stretched out too thin for my liking, but here most of all. I hoped they would not dare cross so much open ground, but our casualities are damnably high..."

Corporal Tang began assuring him that they were fine, no enemy, everyone happy, when he caught a new, more ominous sound. Low chattering. A sort of unnatural breeze. Dear God, he thought, here they come.

"POKEMON ALERT!"

Even as men prepared themselves, it was no enough. A veritable tide of living weirdness swept across the plain, with no attention paid to seeking cover. The Colonel began barking into his radio, and watched with satisfaction as artillery shells began blasting the pseudo-animals to bits and pieces.

Until half a dozen lightning strikes and a huge flaming comet grounded themselves into his guns, blasting apart cannon and ammo and man alike. The enormous flash blinded everyone around him, send them dazed and stumbling, firing almost at random. Something huge and grunting rammed into the Colonel, sending him sprawling. He felt bones break, ribs crumple; he was dying. And even as he lay their, trying to summon his wits, a pack of Charmanders hopped over, salivating and reading their tails to char-grill him.

It was too much; the lines could not hold. Knowing he had but little time, Gelv snatched his emergency transmitter disk and screamed into it. "Delta Epsilon Niner! Authorization Gelv 8O4!" Even as one of the deceptively cute critters grabbed his hand and bit if off at the wrist, Gelv smiled. No Poke-freaks would live through what came next.

After the last pulse-atomic warhead had detonated, emergency response teams swarmed to the sight of the battle. Poke-corpses were everywhere; whichever of them had lived were nowhere to be seen.

But there would be a next time.

Bob, the aide who was kicked out of the Palace, laughed insanely. "Mwahahahahaha! Go, my Pokemon minions! Crush all who oppose you! Soon, I shall rule all! Aye, even the Emperor shall bow to before me!"

He cackled evilly, looking out of the window of a Dracula-esque castle, which was protected by the hordes of anime-made animals and a powerful energy shield. "Go, and crush everything! Leave none alive! TO WAR!"

The evil Pokemon, all with black or dark markings, darker than their regular counterparts, cheered, and started marching. They will destroy Skepticism, man, woman and child.

OOC: I can be evil too.

*Chants* Down with Nolo.

i offer my country as a hide out to any hurt or fleeing pokemon

On the CoreWorlds/JJR Border(That I just made up), hundreds of millions of children open fire on the Pokemon with stasis cannons, freezing every last one, before dragging the frozen bodies back to Taren's, where they start to torture and kill them all.

Hundreds of millions of Core children hated their counterparts in JJR and started to retaliate with everything they had, from baseball bats to gravity bombs* stolen from bases, to, of course, the Pokemon. The Child Wars has begun!

*basically artifical black holes that suck everything up in a programmable range. Usually done against ships and infantry, but these kids are angry.

A Terracoste* roars from the horizon, dropping IDD grenades** and blasting heavy gravatic cannons, before a small figure jumps out of the side, zooms off in a jet back, and the huge battleship crashes into the lines of the opposing children, before exploding from a 70 ton block of C-4 held in the aircraft bay. The JJR kids all pull out heavy weaponry, such as Grav cannons, Vibroblades, Rocket Launchers, Gauss Rifles, SMGs, etc., and a few jump into huge mechs and start laying about with them. All the children open fire with the vastly superior weaponry. :D

*A giant, Cruiser-sized spaceship.
**Black hole grenades, basically.

OOC: Isn't Zoogie a Space Nation?

O_o.

Nope. I don't do space tech because...well...I don't know how.

Feh, Space Tech is easy, even I do it.

OOC: Wow. Never before seen pokemon in an RP before. I actually don't have a problem with pokemon. It's quite a good RPG. I'm gonna' stay out of this unless you guys come to me. BTW, you guys know your pokemon. It's complicated, and only the greatest of minds can decipher the puzzle....

OOC: Neither have I, so I strive to laugh at it.

Come on! I want some Nolo! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Fine then! :headbang: :sniper: :mp5: :gundge: :mad: :D

Have a nice day :D

Come on! I want some Nolo! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Fine then! [insert dumbass smilies here]

Have a nice day :D
((OOC: This is called spam. It's basically you being stupid to the extent that it makes people hate you. Please stop.))

OOC: Yeah... who wants to make Coreworlds reply?

A Terracoste* roars from the horizon, dropping IDD grenades** and blasting heavy gravatic cannons, before a small figure jumps out of the side, zooms off in a jet back, and the huge battleship crashes into the lines of the opposing children, before exploding from a 70 ton block of C-4 held in the aircraft bay. The JJR kids all pull out heavy weaponry, such as Grav cannons, Vibroblades, Rocket Launchers, Gauss Rifles, SMGs, etc., and a few jump into huge mechs and start laying about with them. All the children open fire with the vastly superior weaponry. :D

*A giant, Cruiser-sized spaceship.
**Black hole grenades, basically.OOC: I had to survive Hurricane Frances, meaning that the library was closed for safety.

Many children were sent to whereever black holes send things, and many more hijack a Imperial Star Destroyer and start laying massive turbolaser fire upon their enemy. They also start hijacking AT-ATs and Gundams (not a real unit) to fight against the mechs. All types of weapons were brought into play, from blasters to E-webs to thermal detonators to vibroswords to even lightsabers.

The battles rage on, and many children lost their allowance whenever they get hit. That's far worse than dying anyway.

The older soldiers of Coreworlds just watched in surprise and amusement at the giant battlefield and would step in with a massive barrage of spanking bombs if their younger 'brothers and sisters' lose.

We at DemonicYoshis have no problems with our pokemon bacause, well, our Yoshis got kind of hungry and ate them all. Its a great solution!=)

I have a question about Nolo.
Can it go out of control? It is a living being. And saying they did go out of control how would you stop them.

OOC:Im surronded by pokemon freaks. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh