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Ooc: Czar Fabus is marrying the only other woman he has ever loved, since his wife Julia died in 1990... He spent from 1990-1994 in mourning, and his younger sister Christine, was the only one who kept him from killing himself... They grew quite close (too close) and now they're getting married. She is using papers forged by Sevaris, she is using the name Christina Franco and has flawlessly forged papers from Sevaris of an infant who was born the same day she as, but died the same day... Nobody knows the truth, and nobody can magically know it to make IC statements about "Incest" etc... The below post explains this all.

Sevaris and CM worked this out over MSN. Sevaris Rped the Sevarin characters, CM Rped the CM characters.


About the two characters:

Czar Curtis Fabus (44) Head of state and government for Communist Mississippi. Also, he is the leader of the Revolutionary Right Party. American descended from English. Ranked as the 3rd handsomest public figure in CM. Richest man in CM due to that fact he takes 1% of all national taxes for himself, and he owns many companies. Spiritual leader of White Knights of Mississippi. CEO of Fabus Premium Tobacco Inc. Fabus Munitions Inc. 6’4. 200lbs. Brown hair, blue eyes. Tattoo of the 1st Parachute Division on his right shoulder. Has a parachute with an M-14 rifle above it, below parachute it says “1st Parachute Division” Below that it says “Cambodia 1983”. Large scar on his back from the shoulder to the small of the back from fragments of a soviet grenade and on the lower back an old scar from a 7.62x39mm wound. IQ 160.

Christine Fabus (35) Sister of Curtis Fabus… She was the only person who was able to comfort Curtis during the first four years after his wife Julia died (1990-1994 period). She is credited with keeping him from killing himself during that time… But she grew quite close to him… Perhaps a little too close… 5’8, 123lbs. Brunette, blue eyes. IQ 139.




Ic:



The phone in the Kaiser's office rang.

*Alec picked up* You've got the Kaiser.

(Fabus) "Hello Alec, how are you doing?

(Alec) "Very well, thank you. You?"

(Fabus) "I am good... How is Yuna doing? Is she okay? I hope I wasn't too hard with her... I can get out of hand sometimes..."

(Alec) "She's doing better. As you know, she had the surgery. She's recovering rather well."

(Fabus) "Shame about the baby though, eh?"

(Alec) "I suppose. But, these things happen."

(Fabus) "Well I don't figure she'd have wanted to carry my child anyway... Oh well, I guess it's better she be alive and well anyway..."

(Alec) "My sentiments exactly. Now, If I may ask, why'd you call?

(Fabus) "Just to make sure our two nations have good relations and we are doing well, I mean personally and such."

(Alec) "Apart from the little crisis back there, everything appears fine to me."

(Fabus) "Well I might be meeting with a nice lady president of some newly formed nation later... I've got to be running along... By the way, Joseph is going to pay you all a nice visit."

(Alec) *sighs* "Right then. I trust he'll be flying in?"

(Fabus) "Mladic hates planes, but he'll be on one, yes."

(Alec) "Very well- I'll call the airport."

(Fabus) "He takes his own private 777 jet."

(Alec) "We can accommodate that easily. We've got at least 8 runways long enough to handle 777s."

(Fabus) "Good, he'll be there shortly... I hope you and Yuna are doing well. Tell her I wish her well."

(Alec) "Will do."

Fabus hung up and then sat back. His younger sister, about 35 was sitting in a chair in the room he was in, she looked at him and said with a frown, "Curtis, why are you always meeting with all those women... I don't think it's normal for you to be doing all this..."

Alec hung up, and walked over into a lounge. Yuna was sitting there.

(Alec) "Yunie, CM's sending a guy over. Don't worry- It's not Fabus. It's....*gritting his teeth* Mladic."

(Yuna) "Isn't that the guy you almost killed?"

(Alec) "Yeah- I'll have to be a bit more civil this time."

Curtis walked up to his sister, she jumped into arms and kissed him on the cheek as she said, "You know how I feel about you being with all those women Curtis, I don't like it... You're my brother and I have to look out for you."

Curtis smiled at his sister, in a way that betrayed they were closer than just brother and sister and said, "I thought it I was who was supposed to take care of you..."

Alec started to sip some vodka. "Oh, by the way, Fabus hopes you're doing well."

Yuna said, rather sardonically, "I'll have to thank him.."

Curtis sat down in a chair and his sister, Christine, sat down on his lap, and put her arms around him, "Curtis tell me, do you ever plan to settle down again, and end all this foolishness with all these other women?"

Curtis smiled at Christine and said, "I suppose it would depend if I found the right girl and all... It all depends."

Suddenly Christine did something that caught Curtis by surprise, she kissed him full on the lips. He leaned back and then in a shocked yet calm tone said, "I thought we weren't going down that road again?"

Christine's expression changed to somewhat depressed and upset, and she said, "But you know I love you Curtis…”

Curtis smiled at her and said, "I know, but there are just certain things that aren't right..."

*Meanwhile, in Sevaris, Alec called the airport and got the runway setup.*

Mladic stepped off the plane after it landed, he strode towards the car he'd arranged to have waiting for him... And then he was off to the Imperial palace.

Mladic was escorted into the palace and then sat down on a couch, waiting for the Kaiser and Kaiserine to grant him an audience.

*Alec and Yuna walked in*

Alec: Mr. Mladic, I presume?

Mladic stood up and shook his hand, "Yes, I am Joseph Mladic... You must be the Kaiser."

Alec: Only one 'round here. *Yuna walks over.* Joseph, This is my wife, Yuna.

Joseph extended his hand to shake her's as he said, "Well how are you Yuna... I heard that you and Czar Fabus had a pleasant meeting..."

Yuna shook Joseph's hand. "All depends on your definition of pleasant, Mr. Mladic."

Mladic smiled and said, "Well I've seen a few of the Czar's meetings... I would say it was probably pleasant for both parties involved."

Yuna chuckled. "All part of the act."

Alec then spoke up. "So, what brings you here today?"

(Mladic) "I was sent here to improve relations between our two nations... I've been told relations could be better, and should be better... The Czar is very pleased with your nation as of recently... I think he said that Yuna was very convincing in diplomatic matters."

(Alec) "That she is, as a matter of fact. So, let us begin. *sits* What have we to discuss?"

(Mladic) "We want to make broadcasts here in your nation, establish a WKM realm, and found a chapter of our state church... This will greatly improve ties and relations."

(Yuna) "I can give you everything except the broadcasts. It would look extremely bad were we to allow them."

(Mladic) "Well at least stop jamming people from receiving them... We won't broadcast them from within here, we'll send the signals from our satellites and those who want to, can listen."

Mladic noticed Yuna was standing... He nodded with his head while saying, "Hmmm... Aren't you going to sit down Yuna?"

(Yuna) "Not really. It hurts to sit down."

(Mladic) "You should probably get that checked out by a doctor..."

(Yuna) "I did. However, I'm still healing up. The doctor said it would hurt for about two weeks."

(Mladic) "Well that's too bad... Nothing to serious eh? What was it, sking accident? Fall down the stairs?"

(Yuna) "I'd rather not say."

(Mladic) (Chuckling) "Oh, I think I see what you mean..." he nodded to Alec and whispered, "You got rough with her eh?"

Mladic honestly didn't know what had happened.

(Alec) *whispering to Mladic* "Me? Bull. I don't do ass-fucking. To be honest, it was when Yuna came over to visit the Czar."

Mladic's expression changed from humorous to one of disbelief, "Surely you don't mean..."

(Alec) "Yep. Man could not keep his pants on. Screwed my wife- got her pregnant. I got seriously pissed.

Mladic was shocked, "You're surely kidding... We are talking about the same Curtis Fabus right? This doesn't sound like the man I know..."

(Alec) "Yeah- same one..." (Yuna interrupted) "You do realize your leader is a flaming hypocrite? He told me about how he's fucked thousands of innocent women."

(Alec) "Yuna. Wouldn't you think he'd know that already?"

(Yuna) "You have to expect the unexpected with CM."

(Mladic) "I know he's been with many women, but I thought it was just normal sex..."

(Yuna) "If, by "normal", you mean fucking me in the ass until my rectal lining tears, then...you've got the idea."

(Mladic) "I'm sorry, that's just awful... you must remember, when his wife died, it changed him, it crushed him... I've known for a while, he isn't a happy man, nothing makes him happy, not anymore..."

(Alec) "So he's clinically depressed?"

(Mladic) "He's just very sad... Probably depressed, one day he is sad, the next day in a fit of rage."

(Alec) "How schizophrenic. Anyway. Then there was the baby issue. He did let Yuna abort it, but he was really pissed. Anyway- Yuna's going to undergo gene therapy to fix her reproductive system. That's all about that."

(Mladic) "I hope it works out well."

(Alec) "My hope too. Anyway."

(Alec) "So, tell me about what you want to start in Sevaris. I want to know what these things are."

(Mladic) "Well the WKM is the White Knights of Mississippi of the Ku Klux Klan, it's our version of the Klan... The state church is Christian Identity, called the Church of True Israel... Also we have another church called the Church of the Faithful of Christ, it's a front group of the Christian Martyrs Brigade."

(Alec) "I see. Now, the broadcasts you want to start, I trust it's "The White People's Television and Radio Network?"

(Mladic) "Yes."

(Alec) "Right. Here we have fairly liberal censorship laws. Basically, you can put anything on the air/TV as long as it does not advocated violent overthrow of the government."

(Mladic) "The Czar also wants me to confirm the child indeed did have to be aborted, and it wasn't just a scheme you came up with."

(Alec) "I personally see no problem with allowing it, however, parliament may think differently..."

(Alec) "Yes, I assure you, the abortion was necessary. They say that they could not operate on Yuna without aborting the child."

(Mladic) "This matter is not to be discussed outside of us..."

(Alec) "I'd rather it not be. However, the media is a pain."

(Mladic) "Here, the Czar also gave me this to give to you. For your eyes-only... He wrote it a short while ago.. I haven't looked at it."

It was an envelope containing a letter.

*Alec opened the letter, and began to read.*

"Dear Alec, since your wife aborted my child... I will require that she make this up to me... I so enjoyed that trick she did those nice nails of hers... I'd appreciate it if she could do that for me a few times in the near future... Your friend, Czar Curtis Fabus."

*Yuna was out of the room at this time, she was out at a hospital doing volunteer work.*

(Alec) *to himself.* Oh, Good God. I'll deal with this later. *tucks letter into jacket pocket.*

(Mladic) "What does the letter say? He told me you'd give me either a yes or no answer to tell him? But he didn't tell me what the letter said... So do I tell him yes or no?"

(Alec) "The answer is clearly no."

(Mladic) (Frowning) "He told me no would be bad..."

(Alec) "Specifically, the letter was about him wanting to fuck my wife a few more times. I will not stand for this. Neither will Yuna."

(Alec) "I really can't give you an answer at this time. I'm inclined to say no, but I'll have to talk to Yuna."

(Alec) "Either way, I'm in no position to give an answer now. However, and this is just my prediction, but I imagine the answer is no."

(Mladic) "Okay. I'll relay the message."

(Alec) "Thanks. I regret any inconvience this whole mess has caused."

(Mladic) "It is quite sad I have to be sent out to procure women for my leader... I have more important things to do..."

(Alec) "You dislike this as much as I do?”

(Mladic) "Don't get me wrong... I would die for Czar Fabus... But my talents go to waste when I'm not broadcasting or giving speeches..."

(Alec) "I see. I honestly think he's wasting his time. *rolls up sleeve, points to scar on his arm.* You see this?"

(Mladic) "Yes..."

(Alec) "Two weeks ago, someone attacked my car. Yuna was in it. The gunman was aiming for her- I dove in front of her- and took the bullet in my arm. That's how devoted I am to her. *rolls sleeve back down*. I think it would be best if the Czar would use his talents elsewhere, rather than trying to get my wife."

(Mladic) "Yes, well you should have seen what Curtis did for his wife Julia... But she'd dead now, 14 years ago..."

(Alec) "What happened?"

(Mladic) "We don't talk about it... To protect her honor... But if you must know... You must promise to keep it quiet, take this secret to your grave..."

(Alec) "I can keep a secret."

(Mladic) "She died of third stage syphilis..."

(Alec) "My god...."

(Mladic) "She slept around, Curtis remained faithful... She got sick from her sleeping around, and she told Curtis about it, but it was progressing rapidly at this point... She had hesitated for over ten years to tell him... He immedialtey forgave her and they got along fine. Until she went crazy from the disease and ran to Canada with his kids... He sent Wilhelm Ernst up there to get her back...

(Alec) "How tragic."

(Mladic) “She died while there, he made it look like he had her killed for disloyalty. So nobody would suspect she was a sinner, and had a bad reputation."

(Alec) "So that's why Fabus is a bit nuts."

(Mladic) "It nearly wrecked his own reputation, but it saved hers... That's all he ever cared about, was her..."

(Alec) "I have to give him credit for devotion, though."

(Mladic) "For the first four years after she died... He didn't leave his mansion at Stalingrad, he hardly left his room, he only showered a few dozen times... He scarcely ate, he often stayed in bed for four weeks in a row.. From 1990-1994 the country was essentially run by the cabinet."

(Alec) "Wow. I never knew- I feel sorry for him."

(Mladic) "He was diagnosed as having a suicidal depression... We had to keep him under watch twenty-four hours a day, for over four years..."

(Alec) "Does he still suffer from it?"

(Mladic) "He still goes into battle every chance he gets... He says it is to inspire the men and lead from the front... But I think he hopes he might get killed in battle, the only honorable way to die... He has a death wish... Nothing has made him happy since his wife died... Well one woman has, but he could never marry her..."

(Alec) "May I ask who that woman would be?"

(Mladic) "This is strictly between you and I."

(Mladic) "His younger sister, the thirty-five year old Christine Fabus..."

(Alec) "Oh, how......interesting."

(Mladic) "If it wasn't for her, he probably would have shot himself when his wife died... We credit her with being the only one person who got him through those four years... She was there to comfort him, and they became closer, and she loves him... He won't admit it, but he loves her... And not just in the brother-sister way..."

(Alec) "I get the idea. She's basically been keeping him alive?"

(Mladic) "Yes... And now he just goes around having meaningless sex to try to prove he is normal and fine... But he is just in denial... He wants to be with Christine, but he knows it can't be..."

(Alec) "Pardon me for saying this- but, since he controls practically everything in CM, couldn't he do it anyway?"

(Mladic) "It would look very, very, extremely, bad..."

(Alec) "Ah..."

(Alec) "So, basically, Fabus can't be with the only person he really loves? Rather tragic."

(Mladic) "Yes..."

(Alec) "So, Fabus is basically screwing over women to save face as well?

(Mladic) "Basically..."

(Alec) "And my wife just had to be one of them. Anyway, back to business. I forget what we were discussing."

(Mladic) "Well I forgot also... But I think the Czar could marry Christine if she could be given a new identification and a whole new background... Say, if we could make it that she was born here, and completely change her identity... He would be forever in your debt..."

(Alec) "I see no real moral harm in it. I mean, we could. We can't marry her here, however. We have a definition of marriage law."

(Alec) "It would just be some paperwork- and voila."

(Mladic) "We have strict laws in our nation... But the Czar can quietly exempt himself from such laws..."

(Alec) "I figured. Marriage is defined as a man and woman in Sevaris, and people who are blood-related can't marry each other. However, CM is CM, and Sevaris is Sevaris."

(Alec) "Plus, Yuna found a way that I can basically do anything without Parliament knowing about it.

(Mladic) "How?"

(Mladic) "What if parliament just voted themselves out of existence and granted you all the powers they used to hold? I could arrange for that..."

(Alec) "Parliament did something stupid. They voted themselves into what is essentially my rubber stamp. I can override them at will, and they can pass anything that I propose."

(Alec) "I love legal loopholes."

(Mladic) "How about we just get them out of the picture totally... We can coerce them to vote themselves out of existence."

(Alec) "That's not necessary. I like having the people involved. They can then give me advice, which I can translate into law. Plus, it gives some facade of democracy."

(Alec) "See, I'm of the opinion that democracy is inefficient."

(Alec) "Yunie agrees with me on this. We're the glue that holds this country together. It's our job to lead it correctly."

(Mladic) "Well Parliament must go... Say the word, I can arrange it."

(Alec) "Parliament has little power as it is. I just keep it there for the sake of public relations. It's really useless, but the people don't think so."

(Mladic) "Shall I call the Czar and tell him you're going to help his marriage problems?"

(Alec) "Feel free. Tell him to call if he wishes."

Mladic text messaged the Czar saying, "Call Kaiser Alec..." A few minutes later, the Kaiser's phone rang.

(Czar) "I was told to call you... Is this about the economic deals? The WKM? What is the topic?"

*Alec answered* "Ah, Curtis. Joseph was just telling me about your marriage problem. I can help you."

Curtis jumped onto the defensive, but he sounded very nervous, "I don't know what you mean..."

(Alec) "You can trust me- I feel your pain. I know, that currently, you cannot marry the one you love. However, I can help you. We can fix this- you can finally be happy."

(Czar) "Really... Even after all that has happened between our two nations and us personally... Truly that is most generous!" The Czar finally sounded happy, overjoyed, and ecstatic.

(Alec) "It's merely a random act of kindness. While I find the thought of marrying in your own bloodline abhorrent, It's not my problem."

(Czar) "Thank you."

(Alec) "I can arrange for everything- passport, citizenship, medical records, identity, you name it."

(Czar) "The works..."

(Alec) "I have a few favors I need to call in anyway. Better to use them now."

(Czar) "Okay... Shoot."

(Alec) "I need you to leave my wife alone. That's all."

(Czar) "Sure thing."

(Alec) "We have a deal."

(Czar) "Okay, good. Speak of this to no one."

(Alec) "It shall never leave these walls, Curtis. Your secret is safe. We're even now."

(Czar) "Very good... I thank you."

(Alec) "I thank you, as well. Farewell, and have a nice day."

The Czar wished him well and then hung up.

*Alec hung up the phone, and began the proper paperwork*

*Alec filled out the necessary requests, and faxed them to the Ministry of Immigration.*

Curtis called Christine into his bedroom and then said in the most loving and happy tone anybody had heard him use in almost 14 years, "Christine, we're getting married." (He knew she'd been wanting to, so there was no need to ask)

She jumped into his arms and said, "Really Curtis?"

He kissed her and said, "Yes, of course... Sevaris is working it all out, you'll get a whole new identity.."

(Curtis) "And don't worry, our children will be fine... Schacht can work genetic engineering on them so they not only will suffer no defects, they will be enhanced..." He kissed her again

*Meanwhile, back at Alec's office-*

Mladic was sitting there, in an armchair, he thanked Alec for his time

*Sam Goldberg, his press secretary entered the room. He handed Alec a packet.*

(Mladic) "Well thank you, I really need to be going though..."

(Alec) "Oh, Joseph- do me a favor- give this packet to Ms. Fabus- it's her new identity."

Mladic froze when he saw the man. Mladic immediately recognized the man as a jew.... "Wait... What is his name?"

*Alec handed over the packet.*

(Alec) "Oh- that's Sam Goldberg- old friend of mine, we fought togther back in the war. He's my Press Secretary- basically, just sends stuff out to the media, that sort of jazz."

(Mladic) "What does the jew know about this packet? I don't want him holding this over the Czar's head..."

(Goldberg) "It's just something I was told to give to the Kaiser- I don't know anything. The packet's blank."

(Mladic) "Well for your sake, you'd better not know anything... Jew boy."

(Alec) "Thanks, Sam." *Sam walked out of the room*.

(Alec) "Gotta give the boys down at immigration credit- fast processing."

Mladic turned to the Kaiser, "I don't trust those people..."

(Alec) "Perhaps you don't. I trust those who've earned trust- my policy for all people. Anyway, here's her new identity."

Mladic gripped the packet, thanked the Kaiser, and then walked out...

(Alec) "Have a good evening." Alec then walked back to his bedroom.

*Yuna was laying on the bed.*

(Yuna) "How'd it go?"

(Alec) "Excellent. Fabus is off our backs forever. I can't say how I did it, just trust me, Yunie."

(Yuna) "That's wonderful news. Now we can worry about just us now."

(Yuna) "However, I'm a tad curious- how'd you do it.

(Alec) "Yunie, let's leave it at this. If I told you, it would probably make you vomit."

(Yuna) "Alec- You didn't....” (she was referring to gay sex)

(Alec) "Fuck no- However, it's as equally odd."

(Alec) "Now shut up and kiss me, eh?"

*Yuna and Alec started making out*

(Yuna, in a pause between kissing) "Alec...How did you do it, seriously?"

(Alec) "Baby...It's too disgusting for words. What matters is, he's happy, I'm happy, and you're happy."

(Yuna) "You're right. I doubt I want to know anyway."

(Alec and Yuna resume having sex.)

Meanwhile in Mississippi... "Christina Franco" (Christine Fabus) was getting ready to marry her brother Curtis Fabus.


*Alec's phone rang. He couldn't tell who it was."

(Alec) "Shit. I'm not going to answer it. *knocks the phone off the stand*

*the phone's cordless- it can still ring.*

*the phone rang yet again.*

(Alec) "Sweet Jesus.....*picks up phone* Hello?"

(Sam) "Your Excellency- the Fabuses are going to get married."

(Alec) "We'll have to send them a gift. Remind me. *hangs up.*"

The Government of Sevaris sends its congratulations to the new couple. A gift of $1.5 million has been mailed.

OCC: You might want to adopt unless if you want your children to have down syndrome or someother mental defect.

"This is Joseph Mladic of the White People's Radio and Television Network. It is with great jubilation we announce the upcoming marriage of our noble Czar Curtis Fabus and a Sevarin woman Christina Franco... More on this story to come... We ask those wanting to attend to request an invitation. God bless."

OCC: You might want to adopt unless if you want your children to have down syndrome or someother mental defect.


Ooc: You obviously didn't read the part where the main CM doctor "Baldur Von Schacht" will be genetically enhancing the children... Come on CL, we are in an era where CM boosts the genes of his soldiers to make them better... If we can make things better, it's a given we can stop bad from occurring...

OCC: DPUO, didnt you say on MSN you were going to just flat out ignore CM? I geuss your word isnt worth shit. Kinda like how you were suppose to quit The International. Oh well!

I find that VERY VERY offensive about the south. I dont go out my way to make fun of you jews do I? Your being the exact thing that communist fights against jackass. Now go count your money and I will remember that it was your people who killed Christ.

On behalf of the Executor and the people of Tyrandis, we send our congratulations, as well as a small gift of a pair of solid gold MP-5s, taken by force from the headquarters of an Islamic terrorist organization.

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General Ayumi Hamasaki
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You have watched way to many movies and have been way to influenced by modern media moron. I do not know any inbred's. I am offened still at your comment because I live in Louisiana.

OOC: Appalachia is the area with incest and inbreeding, from what I hear. Not Louisiana. But hey, what do I know? I live in Tokyo.

Yea keep talking, while your at it, you should go brush your teeth you yellow toothed bastard.

Turkmeny, your are correct. Arkansas, I cant defend for much and some parts of Tenessee are pretty known for inbreding. But, DPUO points out the entire southern United States. Which to people like me, its very offensive.

Official Statement from The Soviet Democratic Empire of The Island of Rose:

Congrats! We are eleated that you are getting married. Now you have two choices. Some extremely hardcore porn when you have sex, or a revolutionary era musket, it works and everything. Well?
-Minister of Foreign Affairs: Rosta Einvach

The Empress of Eldanor and myself send our congratulations. May your marriage be blessed.

High Lady
Alasse Órecalo

Official Statement from The Soviet Democratic Empire of The Island of Rose:

Congrats! We are eleated that you are getting married. Now you have two choices. Some extremely hardcore porn when you have sex, or a revolutionary era musket, it works and everything. Well?
-Minister of Foreign Affairs: Rosta Einvach


"Both of them are disgusted by porn... They will take the musket." Paul Stahlecker.

Is that meant to be an insult, CL? My my, I'm so hurt. Ah well, at least round my way we don't have the various...unique attributes of your kind. Anyway: I think I've had enough of having my precious seconds wasted by your pathetic, drivelling attempts at doing...something, I'm not sure what it was to be honest, they were that bad. So kindly go screw a lawnmower - if you can stop screwing a fruit/ nearby animal/lovingly-tended, much-stroked firearm (delete as applicable) - and let's both stop cluttering CM's thread. Much as I may dislike him, I have no reason to comment any further than I already have.

By the way, some nice arguments there too. I'm sure they were there, so I'll congratulate you on them, though I can't actually see them at this point.

CM: Apologies for the clutter of the thread. I'll remove my previous posts to clean up space for you, and this one, if you want. By the way, to anyone but CL, who I don't give a sh*t about, apologies for insinuating that you're inbred when you're not. Though this fellow is. Ironic eh?

OOC: Geez, CM, I'd expect nothing less from a Mississippian...and I'm from Alabama

IC: Captain Johnny Kasen, a Alabamian by birth, saw this press announcement on his monitoring screen. "Colonial Boyd, y'all would never believe this. Curtis Fabius of CM is getting married. Look!"
Colonial Boyd comes over to the computer, "Well I'll be! Who's that girl? I want the files on Mr. Fabius and the soon-to-be bride."
"Right away Colonial." The Captain leaves and comes back about an hour later.
"I couldn't find her record, but I put a request in for imeadiate transfer of the file to the diplomatic corps."
"Good, when can we get the records?"
"A day at the most."
"Good. I'll look at Mr. Fabius for the moment." The Colonial begins to look at the file, and he notices the picture of a woman who Fabius spent a lot of time with around the time of his late wife's death. He notes the picture of the two, in Fabius' mansion, her holding onto his shoulder.
"I never knew that Curtis Fabius had a sister...But I never payed attention to CM since their heir was to be married to TBD's queen."

***Twelve hours later***
"Colonial Boyd! We got the new file in. Here."
"Thank you Captain........" The Colonial had just seen the picture of Fabius' bride's file.
"Captain. Get Me Mr. Fabius' sister's file...NOW!"
"Of course!"
"And after that, get me the press release!"
"Yes sir!"
When the Captain comes back, the Colonial swears when he sees the picture on the outside.
"What is it sir?"
"Get me an immeadiate appointment with the President. Tell him its an emergency!"
"Yes sir!"

You officially have some of the sickest RPs out there. But I am intrigued.

"Both of them are disgusted by porn... They will take the musket." Paul Stahlecker.

Official Statement from The Soviet Democratic Empire of The Island of Rose:

Ya ya sure sure. I understand, PR image and all that. The musket will arrive.
-Minister of Foreign Affairs: Rosta Einvach

((OOC: He'll have sex with many women yet he hates porn?))

IC: Captain Johnny Kasen, a Alabamian by birth, saw this press announcement on his monitoring screen. "Colonial Boyd, y'all would never believe this. Curtis Fabius of CM is getting married. Look!"
Colonial Boyd comes over to the computer, "Well I'll be! Who's that girl? I want the files on Mr. Fabius and the soon-to-be bride."
"Right away Colonial." The Captain leaves and comes back about an hour later.
"I couldn't find her record, but I put a request in for imeadiate transfer of the file to the diplomatic corps."
"Good, when can we get the records?"
"A day at the most."
"Good. I'll look at Mr. Fabius for the moment." The Colonial begins to look at the file, and he notices the picture of a woman who Fabius spent a lot of time with around the time of his late wife's death. He notes the picture of the two, in Fabius' mansion, her holding onto his shoulder.
"I never knew that Curtis Fabius had a sister...But I never payed attention to CM since their heir was to be married to TBD's queen."

***Twelve hours later***
"Colonial Boyd! We got the new file in. Here."
"Thank you Captain........" The Colonial had just seen the picture of Fabius' bride's file.
"Captain. Get Me Mr. Fabius' sister's file...NOW!"
"Of course!"
"And after that, get me the press release!"
"Yes sir!"
When the Captain comes back, the Colonial swears when he sees the picture on the outside.
"What is it sir?"
"Get me an immeadiate appointment with the President. Tell him its an emergency!"
"Yes sir!"


Ooc: There were no pictures of Fabus from 1990-1994... Didn't you read the post, he mostly stayed in bed, in four years he left his room about 40 times, he showered about 24 times... He did nothing except wish he was dead... Only the comfort of Christine saved him from suicide... But not a single picture of Fabus exists from 1990-1994... Also the one who married TBD's queen is the 2nd in line for the throne (William Fabus)

And the comment about the deep south? Oh, you're offended are you? Well my apologies to anyone who isn't inbred in the area, but I can only go on what I hear.

I'm also offende by this! I'm from ALABAMA! WE HAVE NO FRIGGIN RACISTS ANYMORE! NOR ANY INBREDS! Inbreds are long gone by now.


CM: You'd be suprised what some satellites can do...We take pictures of any diplomat from any period of time we can...don't worry though, we're gonna sit on the info.

I'm also offende by this! I'm from ALABAMA! WE HAVE NO FRIGGIN RACISTS ANYMORE! NOR ANY INBREDS! Inbreds are long gone by now.


CM: You'd be suprised what some satellites can do...We take pictures of any diplomat from any period of time we can...don't worry though, we're gonna sit on the info.



Ooc: Satellites cannot take pictures of what people are doing [b]inside[b/] a sealed mansion... Like on the simpsons, "Our satellites have been able to ascertain that the trillion dollar bill is not on the roof of the Burns mansion."


Since Fabus hardly left his room during the 4 years, and never left the mansion, you don't know.

In the White House, Colonial Boyd waits for a few hours before being seen by the President.
"The President will see you now, Colonial." said the young, attractive receptionist who had long, tan legs......"Please follow me." The Colonial then realized that he was staring, and by her face expression, she liked the fact that the Colonial, an unmarried man, found her attractive. Maybe he could get a date with her.
"Ah, Tom...How are you doing?'
The Colonial rapidly got to his senses after the angel had left the room, "I wish I could be doing better. It appears that Curtis Fabius of Communist Mississippi is marrying his sister."
"You do realize we're old war buddies, especially after we both saved each others in the Secession War...but do you know what this means?"
"Yes sir. Mr. Fabius is a sick individual."
"Are you 110% sure on this one?"
"Yes sir....What's wrong?"
"Well, we can't do anything on this one. I'm ordering you to sit on this one. They are allies of ours as long as that Fabius boy is still engaged to the Queen of TBD. Plus, we can't willing hurt our Southern Brethern, now can we?"
"No sir, but it is the right thing to do. Or at least we should tell them that our satellites can penetrate most buildings and take pictures..."
"And give our technological secrets away? Hell no! I want you to sign this. I'll sign it with you."
"Yes Mr. President." The Colonial signs a document, as does the President.
"do you want to know what we just signed? Well, we just signed an oath of secrecy stating that we can't even tell our wives of shrinks, or face the penalty of 50 years and a dozen mimes. So, I want you to bury this all nice and neat, or you're screwed over for the next fifty years."
"I shall see to it."
"Good Tom. See you later."

Colonial Boyd walks out of the office and then talks to the secretary. He walks away happy, getting both a date and her number.

OOC: Cm, don't worry, we can see thru only 5 walls or less. The picture was four rooms from the outside...I'm sitting on the info...

OOC: Cm, don't worry, we can see thru only 5 walls or less. The picture was four rooms from the outside...I'm sitting on the info...


Ooc: The Premier sleeps on the first floor in the center of the 200,000 sq foot house... There are 5 floors above him... But oh well, it's your satellite, if you spent the time and money to develop it, it can do anything realistic... (But it cannot see into the bunker 1000 feet below his mansion!)

It was a, let's say, "black" project disguised as a communications satellite.

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Colonial Boyd was getting dressed up in his dress blues. Meanwhile, his date, Kathy was getting her little black dress on. Colonial Boyd never did tell her that they were going to the most expensive resturaunt in the country. He also didn't tell her that he had commanded the owner, Emeral, during the secesion war. That was how he got reservations so quickly, while everyone else had to reserve tables over a month in advance. He picked her up in his uncle's old 1976 Corvette Stingray, red and hot.
"Wow, I didn't know you liked cars so much." she said, "I love the '76 as well."
Wow, a keeper! the Colonial thought. "Thank you, I didn't realize that you loved cars as well."
"Well, having four brothers and no sisters kinda does that to you."
"I guess so. Let me ask you where you want to go for dinner more than anywhere else?"
"I don't know, Emeral's maybe?"
"Well good. I pulled a few favors, but I got reservations there for 1830, I mean 6:30." the Colonial studdered.
"Its ok, I was in the Corps. That's how I got my job in the White House. Well that and I'm the President's niece."
The Colonial almost spewed the Mountain Dew that he was drinking.
She said, "Oh, I'm sorry that I didn't mention that. Is that a problem?"
"Naw. Your uncle and me are old war buddies. He was my Lieutenant, and I was his NCO. We had to trust each other with our lives."
"Oh. I guess you can pull a lot of favors with your war buddies."
"No, just everyone who I saved the life of..." The Colonial starts to chuckle.

OOC: This is related, just be patient.

[OOC: DPUO, I am seriously disappointed. You of all people, I would never consider saying such things. You know me well, and I am considered to be from the south (not deep south) and thus your statements affect me as an Oklahoman. I hope you do not say such things again, they are gross generalizations and harmful stereotypes.

As for Louisiana, the Jews didn't kill Jesus, it was the Romans and that Judas character. Of course, it doesn't affect me at all, I am not Christian. Maybe they did kill him, but unless I have proff of that, your statements are just as bad as DPUO's, unbased stereotypes and generalizations. And anyway, if the Jewish people did kill Jesus, it would be proper to not judge them, as it was preordained, they could not stop it, and Jesus would die anyway you slice it. And because Jesus died, we were all saved, so it was a rather good thing the chap died, according to the Bible. Of course, I have nothing against Christianity, just those Christians who hate non-Christians who have done nothing wrong as people.

My two 1/2 pence.]

OOC: Fair point, but round here, that's what the reputation of the place is I'm afraid, and as untrue as it may be, it's the object of much amusement. Furthermore, how could I miss an opportunity like that? OK, so I took a general jab at people. Big deal. Me, I'm half-Welsh; do you have any idea how fun that can be? I could go on all day about the stereotyped notions people express to me about this country, but it doesn't bother me. I hate to say it, but if I can take things like that I imagine you can too.

Kathy then asked Colonial Boyd, "What do you mean only the ones who you saved the lives of?"
"Well, I never let anyone die in my platoon. We were one of the only units in the war who saw combat and did not lose a man. A few of us were hit." The Colonial pushes up his sleve to show a scar where an AK round hit his shoulder. "I took that round to keep Emeral from being killed. It would have hit him in the head otherwise. I saved your uncle's life as well. One night we were out on patrol, and he stepped on a bouncing betty mine. I was the one to think of using duct tape to act like a delay fuse for it. We came under attack just as I applied the duct tape. I just threw it like a grenade and the attack just...stopped..."
"Did you recieve anything for not losing a man in your platoon?"
"Well, they wanted me to get the Medal of Honor, but I turned it down because not losing a man is not above and beyond the call of duty. your uncle, did order me after that to recieve the Naval Cross...I did without protest because I knew it would do no good. Here we are."
"Thank you." Kathy said as the Colonial opened her door, "Did you get any rank advancement or anything like that?"
"Well, I got promoted to Captain and got my choice of assignment. I went to diplomatic security and then got promoted to diplomatic research. I have a few hundred stories to tell, but none I can...."

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A roayl Yocastan messenger brought a Small rectangular box to the nearest CMiss embasywith a note.

This is the note
<i>
Salutations and Congradulations to Curtus Fabius,
As a token to commemerate the event i am sending a diamond Tiara in the style of the traditional Yocastan Wedding crown. I wish you much happyness and health with your bride.

Her Royal Magesty
Selane Yocasta </i>

[OOC - Franco... You know what I mean.]

Samtonia's Official Reply:
Ugggh...... That's pretty creepy you know. Banging your sister.......
No, wait, that's VERRRRY creepy.

All those who wish to attend the ceremony, get ready now.


The wedding was to be held in the main Roman Catholic church in Jackson City

(Secret- The WKM refused to do the ceremony, because they suspected that something was fishy... Aka, Imperial Wizard and Field Marshal Bertrand Navarre, Fabus's childhood best friend, knows what is going on, and he doesn't fully support it. So the Czar is making it appear he's getting a Catholic ceremony to please the bride.)


The Special Republican Guard and the Republican Guard Internal Security Army will provide security.

All those who wish to attend the ceremony, get ready now.


The wedding was to be held in the main Roman Catholic church in Jackson City

(Secret- The WKM refused to do the ceremony, because they suspected that something was fishy... Aka, Imperial Wizard and Field Marshal Bertrand Navarre, Fabus's childhood best friend, knows what is going on, and he doesn't fully support it. So the Czar is making it appear he's getting a Catholic ceremony to please the bride.)


The Special Republican Guard and the Republican Guard Internal Security Army will provide security.

We would attend, however, due to the internal crisis in Sevaris, we'll have to opt out, I'm afraid.

Kaiser Alec
Kaiserine Yuna.

The wedding went well enough, the Special Republican Guard Alpha Company was present inside the cathedral to keep everybody in line. When the priest asked if anybody had any reason why Curtis and "Christina" should not be wed, a few people who knew what was going on, seemed ready to speak up and be heard, but the SRG men standing behind just casually whispered, "Do it and you get the rope." Nobody objected and then the priest declared them married, Czar Fabus gave the bride a passionate kiss and then the ceremony of crowning her Czarina began... After that, they set off for their honeymoon.

Daniel Reck, having never left after the crowning ceremony, went up to the Czar and presented him with the Sceptre, which was to be a crowning gift.

"I am sorry to be late with this gift. Much has occured in the world, and I had been distracted. I must be returning to my homeland to persue my Emperors bidding."

The sceptre was gold and engraved with various christian symbols. At the top was the Czar's name and plenty of room below his, so that future Czars would have their names in a place of honor and power. Reck then turned to the Czarina.

"And to you, I give my blessing. I have been told to give you ITD's wishes of fruitfulness and fertility. May you have multitudes of children and years of joy and bliss."

ooc: The crowning had been a long time ago. Just suppose that Reck had been enjoying the Mississippian land.

"Kathy, get me a secure line with Czar Fabus."
"Yes Uncle."
"Thank you."

"Hello, Czar. Yeah, this is the President of Crazed Marines. I'm sorry I couldn't make it to your wedding...we've had some, internal conflicts. Tell your bride congrats for me. I'm sending y'all 50 dozen golden roses. One per year that your marriage will last. Be you happy and joyful. Good bye and good luck."
The President hangs up the phone...
"Dang, that was a tough call to make. I'm glad I didn't say to him something I would have regretted."