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Ooc: If the mods approve the first post of Sevaris+CM RP, you'll understand fully, just what happened, and you'll get to read all the dialogue (10+ pages worth, yeah!)

Added: Just so you all know. Sevaris and CM worked this out over MSN. We each played the roles of our characters. (I did CM characters, surprise! and Sevaris did Sevarin characters, surprise!)


Secret Ic:

The Czar, Curtis Fabus of CM, called Alec of Sevaris on the phone, he was chuckling as it rang.

(Fabus) "Hello Alec, how are you doing?"

(Alec) "Fine, thank you. How about you?"

(Fabus) "Oh, me... I am fine..."

In a tone of concern, "How is Yuna doing?"

(Alec) "She's doing well. I just got back from the hospital- she just went into surgery about an hour ago."

(Fabus) "Oh no... Nothing too serious I hope."

(Alec) "They say, for a rectal wound, it's not all that bad. The surgery should be over in a few hours- however, they're expecting at least two months for recovery."

Fabus smiled, but Alec would never know, "Ah, you don't say... My, my, what could have done that?"

Alec replied, rather sardonically- "I can only but wonder."

(Fabus) "Well I hope she gets better quickly. I am so looking forward to meeting with her at the upcoming league meeting in a few months..."

(Alec) "Yeah, to be honest, I'm not sure if she'll be able to come. She's a busy woman, you know."

(Fabus) "Well I'm sure she can make the time for me. Besides, meetings can be done quickly, half an hour at the most... Considering I am the head of the League Alliance and the CM Federation and Commonwealth, I would hope she could allocate thirty minutes to meet with me and discuss important matters."

(Alec) "I assure you, she'll try to come. However, if she can't, I'll go in her stead. Anyway, I'm curious, why'd you call?"

(Fabus) "I'd really rather meet with her... No offense to you intended."

(Alec) "I understand. She's always been popular in international circles."

(Fabus) "I wonder why..."

Alec chuckled. "You and me both."

(Fabus) "Yes well why I called, eh... You asked that yes?"

(Alec) "Yes, yes. I'm just curious."

(Fabus) (Grinning and chuckling as he talked) "Well Yuna left her panties here... I was just wondering if she had any particular need for them... Or if perhaps I could keep them as a souvenir..."

(Alec) "I'd prefer you burned them."

(Fabus) "I'd rather keep them... I could send get them back to her, in person of course..."

(Alec) "Rather unnecessary. Keep them if you wish. Yuna just wants to be rid of them."

(Fabus) "Well I can always get another pair from her later, yes?"

(Alec) "Hell no. Why in God's name do you want her panties anyway?"

(Fabus) "It's sort of like a trophy... I like to keep a pair to pay tribute to each fuck... Sort of a personal collection thing, a hobby... Anyway, she was the best fuck I've had in a while... So I'm going to hold onto these, and I'm quite sure I'll get more pairs from her in the future..."

(Alec) "Not If I've got anything to do anything with it. Anyway..."

(Fabus) "I think she enjoyed it... You should have seen how she was shouting, and begging for more... Well hell, you can see it, I'll send you a copy of the tape..."

(Alec) "She's a good deceiver. She was enjoying it, yes. However, she was not really enjoying it, if you catch my drift.:

(Fabus) "Well you can watch the tape and decide..."

(Alec) "I'd love to think you're joking. However, I can't."

(Fabus) "I'll send you the tape... Or better yet, you can bring her here, and watch a live performance... How does that sound?"

(Alec) "Bullshit. Plain and simple."

(Alec) "No way am I going to watch you fuck my wife. I let it happen once out of necessity. Not again. She doesn't want it anyway. Do you know what my wife really thinks of you?"

(Fabus) "I think the tape shows what she thinks of me..."

(Alec) "We shall see."

(Fabus) "Well now, you pimp out your wife so often it would seem you get turned on by the thought of other men fucking her... So I figure, why not it be fun for her? That is why I should get to fuck her again, she'd like it again."

(Alec) "First of all- I had nothing to do with what she used to do. She did that of her own will. I really had nothing to do with her until about six weeks ago, by which time she had been replaced as Foreign Minister."

(Alec) "Second of all, my wife despises you."

(Fabus) (Laughing) "Well she sure did beg me to take her the other day... I brought her close and then held back, making her beg me to let her climax, and she did... You should see the tape... Really, you should."

(Alec) "However, I do not let personal relationships get in the way of my job, and neither does Yuna."

(Alec) "I've lived through most of the tape anyway. She begged you because she needed to. She needed to complete her mission. Plus, we hadn't had sex since the night before."

(Fabus) "Well I'm all for our two nations having good relations... I just want to see Yuna a few times a year, not for long either..."

(Alec) "No sex. I'm sorry, I have a say in this matter."

(Alec) "I am all for our countries having good relations as well. However, Yunie has asked me if I would kindly keep her out of it. I am trying to honor her request, like a gentleman."

(Fabus) "Well I'm sure you can get her to change her mind... If you do, it'd make me very happy... When I'm happy, my allies are happy... I see to it that they are..."

(Alec) "I'm happy with what we have right now. Yuna is firm in her decision. I shall respect that."

(Alec) "Oh, and with regards to the CMB..."

(Alec) "I was merely addressing those who would attack my nation."

(Fabus) (Playing dumb) "The CMB? Who is that?"

(Alec) "Good god. Your Foreign Minister admitted to it."

(Alec) "I know of the troubles in the Western Sahara. However, I'm staying out, unless the CMB goes after us."

(Fabus) "I can assure you are left unharmed... At a price though...

(Alec) "Leave Yuna out of this."

(Alec) "I will leave the CMB alone if they leave me alone. That's my offer. I have done nothing against them anyway."

(Fabus) "Oh, but I so enjoyed her..."

(Alec) "Could I possibly care less?"

(Fabus) "I tell you what... I'll give you one hundred billion dollars if she stays with me here for an entire week..."

(Alec) "All the money in the world won't buy me off. "

(Fabus) "Okay, so what would you like?"

(Alec) "I don't want anything, Curtis. I'm happy with the way things are now."

(Fabus) "Well I'm happy too, but I'd like to meet with Luna a few times a year... I'm sure that is reasonable."
(Alec) "If by meet, you mean "fuck her", then bull."

(Fabus) "Oh come now Alec, be reasonable..." (His voice starts to grow enraged) "You left the league, and made me look like a fool, and I graciously take you back in, you owe me, big!"

(Alec) "I've more than paid my debt. I've kept DPUO from going nuts. I've kept him out of Africa. Face it- your biggest critic has shut up. My wife wants to remain out of this. I wish you would respect that."

*Yuna calls Alec on the other line*

*Alec patches in three-way*

(Yuna) “Alec?”

(Alec) "Right here. How are you?"

(Yuna) "Better. My ass doesn't hurt as much. Probably the drugs."

(Fabus) "Hello, are you doing well Yuna? Did you make it back to Sevaris okay?"

(Yuna) "Fabus?"

(Alec) "Yes, he's here."

(Yuna) "Why the fuck did you patch me in?"

(Alec) "I thought you might like to hear this."

(Fabus) "Well Yuna, the thing is... You're going to be meeting with me for a while every few months... It's really something that Sevaris owes me after you're quitting the league and making us look like fools."

(Yuna) "We made you look like fools? Please- no one really cares that we were re-admitted. Governments change, as do people."

(Yuna) "Face it- Sevaris has gone from a liberal pinhead state to a semi-dictatorial empire. It's obvious that the latter would be in the League."

(Fabus) "Well Yuna, we can talk about that later, when you come back here next month for the league meeting."

(Yuna) "That's the thing. I'm not coming. I have other domestic business to attend to."

(Fabus) "You have other business eh? More important than keeping relations between our two nations, how shall we say, good."

(Alec) "Explain to me the direct correlation between Yuna and CM-Sevaris relations, I dare you."

(Fabus) "Well the thing is, I don't trust your nation, and I don't like you personally, you betrayed us by quitting the league... Only my great generous nature let you back in... So CM-Sevarin relations will have to be based on how happy I am with you, and I'm not very happy with you right now... Do you get me Alec?"

(Alec) "Except for the first part- We were expelled, by you. We never quit, actually. Yuna has requested she stay out of it. Let her make her own decisions."

(Fabus) "You were ready to quit, we had to expel you to save face."

(Alec) "I was bluffing."

Fabus started to laugh, "And yes, and now you learn the price of your insolence and so-called bluffing..."

(Alec) "To be honest, I had forgotten we were in it."

Fabus started to laugh, "And yes, and now you learn the price of your insolence and so-called bluffing..."

(Alec) "Oh- and jamming that station? It's only because I personally hate Mladic."

(Fabus) "Yes, well you need to apologize to Mladic for jamming his signals and making him look bad... I think he'll accept being allowed to have a go at Yuna... That's and idea you know... You could greatly improve CM-Sevarin relations by sending her over here for a while, she could get to know the cabinet, and other key officials."

(Alec) “Ok- I'll give you the apology- but YUNA WILL STAY OUT OF THIS! SHE CAN MAKE HER OWN DECISIONS.”

(Fabus) "Yes and if she wants your nation to remain safely under CM and League protection, she'll choose wisely."

(Alec) "We just want you to leave us alone. That's why we want in the League. We merely want to be on good terms with you. Security, we're covered. We have guarantees from many."

(Fabus) "Well I just want you to realize, once you are with us, you are with us for life... We are allies permanently..." He said it with a semi-threatening tone.

(Alec) "I quite understand that. However, Yuna is staying out of this."

(Alec) "She has made her decision. We must respect that."

(Fabus) "Let me talk to her..."

(Yuna) "Yes?"

(Fabus) "Hello Yuna... Do you know how much I enjoyed our time together?"

(Yuna) "I have a pretty good guess."

(Fabus) (Trembles and holds back a groan) "I can still feel you, digging those firm nails into me... Very nicely done Yuna... I'd like it very much if you came over in a few weeks or a month, well in the near future... When you've had time to heal from our first meeting... There will be many more meetings to follow, and it will be a good assurance relations between our two nations are always on good terms. Also the CMB will be instructed never to even consider attacking your people."

(Yuna) "I love sex as much as you do. However, I love Alec more. My decision still stands. However, I can't attend the meetings. I have commitments to my people."

(Fabus) (Sighing) "Well it'd be a shame if the CMB received unclear orders, and they accidentally blew up the wrong embassy... Instead of attacking say the embassy for a nation friendly to the jihadists, they accidentally hit the Sevarin embassy... Wouldn't it be a shame?"

(Yuna) "Don't resort to blackmail. Your government has publicly committed to stopping the CMB. Letting them attack our embassy would make you look extremely bad in public."

(Fabus) "Well, I'm sure we don't have to get that far... We can all work something out... Tell me, how are you feeling?"

(Yuna) "Better. My ass doesn't hurt as much."

(Fabus) "If I were you, I'd get a pregnancy test and maybe a syphilis test, just to be on the safe side..."

(Yuna) "Way ahead of you on that. I'm clear of STDs- but the pregnancy is another issue. I should get the results in a few minutes."

(Fabus) "Well I can wait..."

A few minutes later, she had the results.

(Yuna) "It just came back......my God."

(Alec) "Yuna?" rushes over to her

(Yuna) *crying* "I'm pregnant----and you know who the father is.”

(Fabus) "Another bastard child for me eh? Well when the child is born, send him to me... I hope it's a boy. He can be an officer in the Republican Guard unit I’m building… An entire Regiment of Fabuses, I have almost 1,000, enough for a full regiment."

(Alec) "Damn you..." *runs over to Yuna*

*Alec whispers to Yuna* "I'll take you to the clinic tomorrow- and our nightmare shall be over."

*Alec returns to the phone.*

Fabus heard that and shouted into the phone, in a fit of rage, "You harm my child and it's war! War goddamnit!"

(Alec) "Your sperm met my wife's egg. My wife is carrying it. It's her body."

(Fabus) "It's my fucking child, you touch him and it's the end of you... You'll not live long enough to regret it... Under CM law the decision is mine to make because it's my sperm..."

(Alec) "We'll have to disagree- it's my wife's body. Therefore, she controls it."

Fabus had gone from calm to enraged, blinded with fury at the thought of somebody aborting his child.

(Fabus) "I want the child, that is not up for negotiations..."

(Yuna) "DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU TO HELL!" *runs off to her room.*

(Alec) "Grr...See what you did?"

(Fabus) "You tell her if anything happens to my child, it's war, war goddamnit!"

(Alec) "You'd go to war over one child- when you have over 800?"

Nobody had ever heard Fabus use that word, and now he'd use it twice in less than a minute.

(Fabus) "Goddamnit! You listen to me! No fabus will ever die in the womb!"

(Alec) "NO, YOU LISTEN TO ME! YOU FUCKED MY WIFE- IT'S STILL HER BODY! SHE'S LOST NOTHING TO YOU!"

(Fabus) (Through clenched teeth) "You listen to me, if you harm my child, you'll pay, massively."

(Alec) "If this were a normal situation, I'd have killed you. However, I have to back down. Also- there is a good chance there will be a miscarriage."

(Alec) "Her last two kids miscarried."

(Fabus) "If anything happens to my child... I don't care why or how, it's the end of you and your nation... We have some of the best pre-natal care in the world here in Mississippi. I want you to either send her here, or let our doctors come to your nation."

(Alec) "No, and no. Our medical system is excellent. However, perhaps I failed to inform you that her reproductive systems are messed up?"

(Fabus) "Perhaps I've failed to mention we have vast knowledge from numerous experiments on living subjects..."

(Alec) "The thought of that sickens me. Yuna does not want to raise a child. If the child survives birth, we will let you adopt it."

(Fabus) "He had better survive birth, and this had better be kept quiet..."

(Alec) "Of course this is going to be kept quiet. However, we can't play God here."

(Fabus) "Good, well if something happens and I suspect it's an abortion, there will be hell to pay... Now go and tell her the good news..." (His voice grows proud) "She has been given the honor of carrying a Fabus..."

*Alec recieves a report from the Palace doctor." "Oh, shit............."

(Fabus) "What!?"

(Alec) "Yuna has a major cervical infection. To heal her, the baby has to die."

(Fabus) (Shouting) "Unacceptable!"

(Alec) "Which do you love more- Yuna, or the child?"

(Fabus) "Send her here, we can treat it!"

(Alec) "We can treat it- but the child will have to die. However, there is another way."

(Alec) "The embryo is still very early. We may be able to take it out of here, freeze it, then plant it in another woman."

(Fabus) "Remove the unborn baby from her, and grow him in an artificial womb, we've done it here before."

(Alec) "Right- I'll give the order- we'll ship the womb to you- you can deal with it."

(Fabus) "Okay... That is fine..."

(Alec) *sighs in relief* "Thank God. Now we can work on trying to have our own kids."

(Fabus) "Well when are you sending the embryo?"

(Alec) "We'll place it on a plane as soon as we can ship it out. In fact, they've set up an impromptu operating room in my office. They've started."

Fabus leaned back in his chair, waiting to hear Alec say more…

Ah crap, I spelled Kaiserine wrong... Oh well, can't win them all...

((OOC: I used to only hate CM IC, but this is just wrong. Sick fuck.))

yeah, but good RP

((OOC: I used to only hate CM IC, but this is just wrong. Sick fuck.))

This is coming from someone whose nation uses public rape as a method of punishment, and whose emperor wanted to have a weaker nation pay an annual tribute of young women? Anyway, this looks like a nice RP....

((OOC: I used to only hate CM IC, but this is just wrong. Sick fuck.))
just to make sure, please specify which CM it is you're talking about.

just to make sure, please specify which CM it is you're talking about.

((OOC: Who do you think?))

OOC:this is just..mess up...

OOC: wow.........um one of the more disturbing things I have read in a while

OOC: wow.........um one of the more disturbing things I have read in a while


Ooc: If the mods approve the post that is pending, and you're a mature person who isn't easily offended, you'll get to read a very disturbing post... Or if you give me your email, I'll send it to you.

((OOC: No that girl got screwed. Nice job CM, like always. Sure we hate you IC, but your RPs are always so good ;) ))

((OOC: No that girl got screwed. Nice job CM, like always. Sure we hate you IC, but your RPs are always so good ;) ))



Ooc: Yup, she so got screwed (multiple times, and in multiple places) if you TG me your email address, or if the mods approve the post, or let me edit parts and then post, you'll get to read their actual "meeting".

OOC: I hate yout IC, but nice post.

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OOC: disturbing...but very well written post...i feel sorry for yuna...jeez...

OOC: disturbing...but very well written post...i feel sorry for yuna...jeez...


Ooc: Read the file I just sent you via email, it's what the mods are reviewing, you'll fell much more sympathy for Yuna after reading it...

OOC: wow... and that"s about all I have to say

OOC: If it's anything like this and the mods approve it, I'm not going to get anywhere near it.

OOC: wow... and that"s about all I have to say

Ooc:
Read the post that the mods are pending approval or rejection, give me your email... Then you can say double "wow"...

OOC: If it's anything like this and the mods approve it, I'm not going to get anywhere near it.


Ooc: The ones the mods are pending approval is basically the sort of thing that even I was hesitant to post (hence my seeking approval first)

Ooc:
Read the post that the mods are pending approval or rejection, give me your email... Then you can say double "wow"...
OOC: Ok, i think the mods m ight approve that though, you might want to put up a warning (R- rated maybe), i'll TG it to you later, parents want me sleeping

Ooc: The ones the mods are pending approval is basically the sort of thing that even I was hesitant to post (hence my seeking approval first)

OOC: I can only imagine.

OOC: Ok, i think the mods m ight approve that though, you might want to put up a warning (R- rated maybe), i'll TG it to you later, parents want me sleeping


Here's what the warning will read if the mods agree to let me post it:


STANDARD CM RP WARNING:

Age warning, this might contain adult situations, racial violence, racial remarks, adult language, nudity, sex, violence, drug use, tobacco use, and alcohol use. Well hell, it’s a CM RP, so we’re certain it’s going to contain most if not all of them!

Special CM RP warning: This RP CERTAINLY DOES CONTAIN CONTENT NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNGER READERS (Mostly sexual content) you have all been warned.

REPEAT: THIS IS NOT SUITABLE FOR MINORS! IF YOU READ THIS I CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!


Ooc: This isn’t just an RP for sexual purposes. The point is to show that Czar Fabus, while publicly denouncing people for “Fornication, and bizarre sexual practices”, privately fornicates with any woman he wants, and his sexual practices are less than normal. This is to show he is a hypocrite (what politicians aren’t) and to show how diplomacy works in CM. Also to show the new alliance of Sevaris and CM.

OOC: I can only imagine.


Ooc: Give my your email address and you can read it for yourself.

OOC: Oh god.. You actually wrote their "meeting"? *Explodes*

OOC: Oh god.. You actually wrote their "meeting"? *Explodes*

Check your TG for the link to the site where the "meeting" is posted.

highlight the box and you see words...

hey, Mississippi, this is the spoiler feature...

[ spoiler ] "what you want written" [/ spoiler ]

and of course you dont put the spaces in the brackets like normal things like italics, color, etc etc...

Jeez, I have to see this...

@CM: please TG me that link, if posible

Jeez, I have to see this...

@CM: please TG me that link, if posible


Check TG

What are your reactions to reading the meeting on the other forum?

Erm....meeep. All I have to say. Otherwise, very good. It feels somewhat short on the thoughts, emotions, and descriptions in some areas, although that might be the result of reading something like this at one in the morning.

IMO it should really get an R or NC-17 rating to be on the safe side. Although another one of Glen Cook's novels, these sorts of things don't really bother me that much......

Basically we have to remember that all CM RPs are very detailed, and such... Be they graphically violent, graphically arguing, graphic details of scenery and mood... I try to make everything seem real, so you can feel it... I don't like to omit crucial details unless absolutely necessary...

Thank you all who have sent their best wishes to Yuna. This is a trying time for both of us, indeed.

Kaiser Alec.

I have just been informed by my doctors that there has been a problem. They cannot remove the child safely. We will have to abort, in order to save Yuna's life. This is non-negotiable.

Kaiser Alec.

Not at all surprising. Mississippians are animals, Mr. Mannerheim, violent, stupid, primitive animals, and you should never forget it. We do not.

Not at all surprising. Mississippians are animals, Mr. Mannerheim, violent, stupid, primitive animals, and you should never forget it. We do not.

They're still people, like us. They may be different, but they're people nonetheless.

To say that, sir, is to call a chimpanzee a human. It may look humanoid and be capable of fashioning primitive tools, but it is still an ape.

I have just been informed by my doctors that there has been a problem. They cannot remove the child safely. We will have to abort, in order to save Yuna's life. This is non-negotiable.

Kaiser Alec.

It is a shame that the baby must be aborted, but for the woman's life to be saved, it is essential.

God Bless you in your struggle.

--Czar REkjyavich Ivan Andropov III
Czar of the Protestant Prussian Czardom of Derscon
Arch-Chancellor of Greater Prussia

I have just been informed by my doctors that there has been a problem. They cannot remove the child safely. We will have to abort, in order to save Yuna's life. This is non-negotiable.

Kaiser Alec.



Secret Telegram: "Fine, do it and get it over with quickly..." Czar Fabus.

Secret Telegram: "Fine, do it and get it over with quickly..." Czar Fabus.

Secret Reply: Thank you.

The doctors have performed the abortion. Yuna is now in the clear, she should be out in a few hours.

Secret Reply: Thank you.

The doctors have performed the abortion. Yuna is now in the clear, she should be out in a few hours.

Secret Reply
"Fine, but I am greatly angered and I don't want to speak of this matter further, ever again... However I suppose it was for the best... But this matter is closed, understand?" Czar Fabus.

Secret Reply
"Fine, but I am greatly angered and I don't want to speak of this matter further, ever again... However I suppose it was for the best... But this matter is closed, understand?" Czar Fabus.

Secret Reply
"Very well. I'd prefer this issue be dropped anyway. Now- don't fool around with my wife again. I mean it."
-Kaiser Alec

Secret Reply
"Very well. I'd prefer this issue be dropped anyway. Now- don't fool around with my wife again. I mean it."
-Kaiser Alec


Secret Reply:
"You killed my child... You're lucky I didn't declare war... But I suppose it is more important that an adult live rather than a few day old collection of cells that will eventually become a child... I mean biologically speaking, that's all it is... But this matter is closed, and on the last note, I'll fuck anybody I want." Czar Fabus.

Secret Reply:
"You killed my child... You're lucky I didn't declare war... But I suppose it is more important that an adult live rather than a few day old collection of cells that will eventually become a child... I mean biologically speaking, that's all it is... But this matter is closed, and on the last note, I'll fuck anybody I want." Czar Fabus.

Secret Reply:
"Bullshit. Not my wife."
-Kaiser Alec.

Secret Reply:
"Bullshit. Not my wife."
-Kaiser Alec.


Secret Reply:

"You murdered my child, and now you attempt to dictate to me what I'll do... You drone on about "choice", well who I fuck is my "choice", not yours. Besides, like I said, you can tell from the tape I mailed you the other day, which should be there soon, that she enjoyed it immensely." Czar Fabus.

Secret Reply:

"You murdered my child, and now you attempt to dictate to me what I'll do... You drone on about "choice", well who I fuck is my "choice", not yours. Besides, like I said, you can tell from the tape I mailed you the other day, which should be there soon, that she enjoyed it immensely." Czar Fabus.

Secret Reply:
"She didn't enjoy it. That was merely a well-crafted illusion. Also, I "murdered" your child because your child would've caused my wife's death. Plus, You can fuck anyone you want- not my wife, though. P.S.- I burned that tape." Kaiser Alec.

P.P.S.- Lay a hand on my wife- and you can say goodbye to Med access. Fair warning.

Secret Reply:
"She didn't enjoy it. That was merely a well-crafted illusion. Also, I "murdered" your child because your child would've caused my wife's death. Plus, You can fuck anyone you want- not my wife, though. P.S.- I burned that tape." Kaiser Alec.

P.P.S.- Lay a hand on my wife- and you can say goodbye to Med access. Fair warning.



Secret Reply: "You shouldn't have gotten the tape for a few more days... CM Commonwealth mail services is slow... You murdered my child because you're a sadist. I'll fuck anyone I want, period. You could have averted that all with a well-written apology for leaving the League the first time, but you had to be such an ass about it, and keep your pride... Well Yuna swallowed more than enough to make up for you not having to swallow your pride, you arrogant pig." Czar Fabus.

PS: "If we are denied access, say goodbye to your nation, it will be divided up amongst the LOEL. We will abstain from taking part due to numerous treaties, we keep our word. But we can get our allies to bash you as we're done playing games. Fair warning."

Secret Reply: "You shouldn't have gotten the tape for a few more days... CM Commonwealth mail services is slow... You murdered my child because you're a sadist. I'll fuck anyone I want, period. You could have averted that all with a well-written apology for leaving the League the first time, but you had to be such an ass about it, and keep your pride... Well Yuna swallowed more than enough to make up for you not having to swallow your pride, you arrogant pig." Czar Fabus.

PS: "If we are denied access, say goodbye to your nation, it will be divided up amongst the LOEL. We will abstain from taking part due to numerous treaties, we keep our word. But we can get our allies to bash you as we're done playing games. Fair warning."

Secret Reply: "First of all, I meant to say I WILL burn the tape when I get it. Secondly, I "murdered" your child to save my wife. Third, Bullshit. Not my wife. Fourth, I was expelled by you from the leeague. Fifth, well, don't get me started on it."- Kaiser Alec.

P.S. "If you don't want me to deny you access, then hands off my wife."

OOC: Sevaris, if Communist Mississippi attacks you, you will have the backing of Greater Prussia.

OOC: Sevaris, if Communist Mississippi attacks you, you will have the backing of Greater Prussia.

OOC: Thank you. We have many allies who are willing to help us.

OOC: Sevaris, if Communist Mississippi attacks you, you will have the backing of Greater Prussia.


Ooc: There will be no attack, Fabus is just yelling because he is really pissed.

Ooc: There will be no attack, Fabus is just yelling because he is really pissed.

OOC: Ya never know. Always take precuations.

Secret IC: After the surgery is over, Yuna will undergo genetic therapy, to fix her reproductive system, so she and Alec can have kids.

Secret Reply: "First of all, I meant to say I WILL burn the tape when I get it. Secondly, I "murdered" your child to save my wife. Third, Bullshit. Not my wife. Fourth, I was expelled by you from the leeague. Fifth, well, don't get me started on it."- Kaiser Alec.

P.S. "If you don't want me to deny you access, then hands off my wife."


Secret Reply:
"Fair enough I suppose... Besides, I guess fucking her all those times in one night, should be enough, for now at least... Anyway, I can always watch the tape... Good stuff, I think I'll let the whole cabinet see it... Oh and by the way, you were only expelled from the League because you were readying to quit and you were jamming Mladic... I think relations between our two nations could exponentially improve if you were to receive a visit from Mladic..." Czar Fabus

Ooc: There will be no attack, Fabus is just yelling because he is really pissed.

He does that a lot, doesn't he. ;)

Well, I just wanted it to be clear.

Secret Reply:
"Fair enough I suppose... Besides, I guess fucking her all those times in one night, should be enough, for now at least... Anyway, I can always watch the tape... Good stuff, I think I'll let the whole cabinet see it... Oh and by the way, you were only expelled from the League because you were readying to quit and you were jamming Mladic... I think relations between our two nations could exponentially improve if you were to receive a visit from Mladic..." Czar Fabus

Secret Reply: "Feel free to send him. I'd like to meet him in person."

Secret Reply: "Feel free to send him. I'd like to meet him in person."


Secret Reply:

"Mladic will be there in a few hours... I hope you and Yuna are well and I regret that all this unpleasantness occurred. God bless and keep you and may you and Yuna have children of your own. Kids are just great, I have such fond memories of teaching my children how to shoot, taking them to cross lightings, proding them to get their law degrees by age 16... Ah the joys of parenthood." Czar Fabus.

Ooc: He wrote this one while high on opium, yes, he smokes opium often for the pains he suffered while attacked by zombies in Fabus City in the former Mississippian Libya... So that explains why this letter sounded so nice and calm.

Secret Reply:

"Mladic will be there in a few hours... I hope you and Yuna are well and I regret that all this unpleasantness occurred. God bless and keep you and may you and Yuna have children of your own. Kids are just great, I have such fond memories of teaching my children how to shoot, taking them to cross lightings, proding them to get their law degrees by age 16... Ah the joys of parenthood." Czar Fabus.

Ooc: He wrote this one while high on opium, yes, he smokes opium often for the pains he suffered while attacked by zombies in Fabus City in the former Mississippian Libya... So that explains why this letter sounded so nice and calm.

OOC: I can't blame you.

Her Majesty Jizan of Feminaria would very much like a copy of that tape to add to her collection, if possible.

OOC: I can't blame you.

LOL :D

Her Majesty Jizan of Feminaria would very much like a copy of that tape to add to her collection, if possible.

"How about no.....you horny little freak."
-Kaiser Alec.

Her Majesty Jizan of Feminaria would very much like a copy of that tape to add to her collection, if possible.



Secret Letter:

From Paul Stahlecker:

To Her Majesty: "Why don't you come by and get to know the Czar better... He'll gladly "meet" with you.


Ooc: Disregard if your leader isn't a white Christian who has at least some right-wing leanings.

Secret Letter:

From Paul Stahlecker:

To Her Majesty: "Why don't you come by and get to know the Czar better... He'll gladly "meet" with you.


Ooc: Disregard if your leader isn't a white Christian who has at least some right-wing leanings.

I'll let her figure this out on her own.

Secret Letter:

From Liutenant Katrina Steele of the Feminarian royal guard:

Her Majesty is currently unavailable, as she is overseeing the construction of a new uranium mining and processing facility. However, she has been notified of your message. Expect a video feed from the palace shortly after her return. She has expressed ideas regarding possible trade arrangements between our nations.

Secret Letter:

From Liutenant Katrina Steele of the Feminarian royal guard:

Her Majesty is currently unavailable, as she is overseeing the construction of a new uranium mining and processing facility. However, she has been notified of your message. Expect a video feed from the palace shortly after her return. She has expressed ideas regarding possible trade arrangements between our nations.


Secret Reply: "The Czar will likely grant these deals if she is willing to 'meet' with him in person... To discuss the exact terms of the agreements..."

OOC: well now i will not have kids after reading this

...at least some right-wing leanings.

OOC: Right-wing, though? Aren't communists technically left-wing?

OOC: Right-wing, though? Aren't communists technically left-wing?


Ooc: We started out communist, but a right wing Klan backed revolution took power in 1984. (4 divisions of right-wing white paratroopers toppled the 38 division government army and established a government that would put Hitler to shame)

Communist Mississippi, you have really outdone yourself on this one...

You'll have to blame me too. We kinda got carried away.

Send me a copy of the incident will you?

Send me a copy of the incident will you?


Wow, this is serious grave digging, this is something you could have asked for via IM or TG. Wow... If and when you can do things properly, I'll send you the link to where it is posted on another site (IM or TG me)

sorry, but I don't have any of that. I can't install Yahoo IM on my computer (too old, not enough memory...)

by the way, What's TG? ( I am soo not familiar with compter/internet terms)

by the way, What's TG? ( I am soo not familiar with compter/internet terms)


Telegram message me.

And that would be how?....... :confused:

And that would be how?....... :confused:



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