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GMBN -- 6:00 P.M. news bulletin

For the past three months, President Ahmed Byrnashty of the Dominion of Greenmanbry has kept a very low profile. The 34 year-old man was fit, healthy, and very active throughout his adult life. Therefore his inactivity as of late generated extreme anxiety in the people of our Dominion.

Exactly three months ago, to the day, our beloved President was diagnosed at the Al-Salaam Medical Facility with colon cancer. The malignant neoplasm attacked his colon and was making its way to various organs of the President's body. This shocking diagnosis came unexpectedly and, therefore, the President's doctors suggested immediate surgery to remove the infected organ and rid President Byrnashty of this terrible menace that was threatening his life.

Today, it is with pleasure that I inform the people of Greenmanbry, our allies, and the world as a whole, that President Byrnashty has been, by the grace of our Lord, cured of this sickness, and will attend several therapy sessions followed by semi-annual check-ups to make sure the cancer is permanently disposed of.

Although his doctors have repeatedly begged him to stay at home for another month to recover from the operation, he begs to differ, and is planning to attend the second meeting of the Victoria Alliance member nations that will be held at Praeton, the capital of one of our closest allies, Praetonia.

The President must not drive a vehicle or walk for more than a mile in the upcoming two months, but other than that, he is free to practice routine activities.

We thank God for saving our beloved President, and wish President Byrnashty a full and swift recovery..



This is Aysha Sands reporting for Greenmanbry News from the Presidential Complex at Al-Salaam, Greenmanbry."

Its very unlikely for a president to be fit and healthy, there is little chance of excersize and constantly travelling takes a great strain on the body. Most american presidents have had surgery at some time

Official Statement from Vice President Alan Ryo Takashi II, DFP

On behalf of the Office of the President of the Democratic Republic of Pacifica and the people of the Six Colonial Republics of Terra Pacifica. We hope that your president will make a healthy and speedy recovery.

With this message of peace, we hope as a nation to amend a relationship with your people, and to begin formal relations with your people.

May the Gods of Pacifica shine brightly over your President Ahmed Byrnashty and the People of Greenmanbry.

Thank You

Vice President Alan Ryo Takashi III
Democratic Republic of Pacifica- Head of State Body
The Six Colonial Republics of Terra Pacifica- Federal Body

We in Mora Tau hope that your leader shall die, your government topple and be replaced by a socialist people's republic.

I reccommend you appologies or give saficant reason why you said that.

ENCRYPTED TRANSMISSION: DOMMAR CALIEONIX (AAUTH: LOKODO-79IPO11)

FROM: SCHULTARIA PRIME, SCHULTARIA PRIME
TO: THE SOVERIGN NATION OF GREENMANBRY
ATTN: PRESIDENT AHMED BYRNASHTY

Secure Video Message from the Central Directorate of Schultaria Prime


Hello! Consider this as an official message of good health and better times. If you're still scratching your head as to who this is, allow me. I am Central Director Elliot Merle Schultz of the United Socialist States of Schultaria Prime.

Though the relations between our two nations are moderately favorable due to a few shared business relations and contacts within NATO, I would like to personally wish you good luck and Godspeed in your recovery. As a person who has inherited a plethora of medical problems from my family, I can understand the aggravation of losing precious time due to a disabling injury or disease. Perhaps someday we can talk about our "war wounds" personally instead of living vicariously within this screen.

Keep well Mr. Byrnashty. Allnea Schultaria Prmus unik alga faer naeyouda.

MESSAGE TERMINATED

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GENERAL TRANSMISSION: DOMMAR PURMS (AAUTH: OKAADAA-13PO449)

FROM: SCHULTARIA PRIME, SCHULTARIA PRIME
TO: THE SOVERIGN NATION OF MORA TAU

A Message from the Central Directorate of Schultaria Prime


As a socialist republic we suggest that you retract those statements immediately and make due course to initiate a suitable apology. Our nation has spent decades and trillions of dollars to present ourselves as a shining beacon of charity and equality for the entire world to see. Your government's heartless and callus attack on a duly elected sovereign, of which your nation has had very little contact with, has effectively set our nation's diplomatic efforts back 80 years.

So, by course and custom, the United Socialist States of Schultaria Prime invokes the Schultarian act of Jalow on the Nation of Mora Tau. (OOC: http://s8.invisionfree.com/TAPRES/index.php?showtopic=35) Our nation will give you 36 hours to both accept this and retract your former statement, or we shall proceed in a very lengthy and costly process of feuding.

-Central Director Elliot Schultz

Moleand wishes your leader all the best. However, Moleland is moved by your leaders problem and suggest a permant soloution. Our technology is more advanced than yours. We could decrease your leaders recovery time from 2 months to 2 hours!!!!!! Our method would also eliminate the need for 6 monthly check ups! More details available if interested.

TO: Vice President Alan Ryo Takashi III, The Six Colonial Republics of Terra Pacifica
FR: President Ahmed Byrnashty, The Dominion of Greenmanbry

I would like to thank you for these kind words, and I appreciate your prayers. The Dominion sees great potential in an alliance between Terra Pacifica and Greenmanbry, and would welcome any opportunity to start diplomatic talks with your excellencies regarding such an alliance. We have great faith in the leaders and people of Terra Pacifica, and strive to strengthen the bond between the people of our two nations.

With the most sincere regards of the Dominion's government and people,

Ahmed Byrnashty
The Dominion of Greenmanbry

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TO: The government of the Anarcho-Communist Federation of Mora Tau
FR: President Ahmed Byrnashty, The Dominion of Greenmanbry

We may entertain very different systems, both political and economic, but nevertheless we respect you and hold you in high regard. I care not for your insults, as a matter of fact I laugh heartily at them. You always find a queer character in the midst of any crowd, do you not?

Ahmed Byrnashty
The Dominion of Greenmanbry

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TO: Central Director Elliot Merle Schultz, United Socialist States of Schultaria Prime.
FR: President Ahmed Byrnashty, The Dominion of Greenmanbry

I thank you for your kind wishes. Our business contracts with your firms, and your actions within the NATO spectrum of events have shown that the United Socialist States of Schultaria Prime is one of the Dominion's best friends and most valued allies. God bless you, and may we meet your excellencies very soon.

Best Regards,

Ahmed Byrnashty
The Dominion of Greenmanbry

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TO: The government of Moleland
FR: President Ahmed Byrnashty, The Dominion of Greenmanbry

Thank you for you kindness and your offer of treatment. I am under considerable pressure to finish several projects that I set out to execute before my sickness. I am also in the process of modifying my schedules to incorporate many new activities I must attend to. Therefore, I cannot accept your offer at this time. However, when I do find the time, I would be honored to visit Moleland for the treatment. If I do decide to follow that course of action, I will contact your excellencies privately.

Ahmed Byrnashty
The Dominion of Greenmanbry

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Very well! But do you wish to be informed about how this treatment works, so you can make a more, informed choice?

Although we couldn't care less, we must keep relations at moderate levels: feel free to enjoy a nice holiday in Wasabaluki, fully payed for, ofcourse.

We wish you a kinda speedy recovery.

We wish the President a speedy and painless recovery.

Kaiser Alec.